The Weekly News On Public High School #259!

["Unfettered"]

-HE WAS THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!: Hiroko has mysteriously disappeared, and turned up, dead. A girl by the name of Calamity Scorn has inherited all his earthly values... and a funeral has been planned. All who knew him feel a great and terrible loss.

-ART CLASS, BETCHES!!!!!!: Art Class is over, and now, homework! Yay! BE SURE TO DO IT BEFORE NEXT CLASS, AUREUS AND EMILY, OR DETENTION WILL BEFALL YOU!

-AP Euro: Session 1: Mr. Winklewood makes his grand entrance, by utterly disgusting his students with obviously lewd acts of perversion, and has done more than his fair share to earn himself a lawsuit on the charges of Pedophilia! What in history's name is this man doing!?

-Meeting The New Pointman: "Kaufman", the Student Dean, who has been SO rudely interrupted by the shady 'Keith Lucifer', has possibly found someone who could supply him with the infamous 'Reaper Pills' founded on PHS #552! Is Keith on his way to becoming a drug lord!?

-PROWLER, ON THE PROWL: Valekin Von Kaluskov has been crawling around PHS #259. Seeking victims, fighting people, and even being 'followed' by newcomer Aoyama Rem! ...That didn't end so well for Rem.

-New Beginnings: Ender has been seen, roaming around the campus, getting to know his new compatriots, and his newfound students. And yet, the Enforcers are still around, and there is one S.H.C.P. left. Why are they still here? ...Could there be some hidden, internal ruse occuring within the Staff's faculty?

-GET TO CLASS!: Classes are preparing to spring up all over the board! Wow! Students may actually learn something, while healing up from their last wounds. Credit goes to Professor Oki Nanda, Miss Olivia St. Vincent, Mr. Winklewood, and Mr. Jason King.

-JOBS!?: "Unfettered" has been bumping into a lot of people lately, particularly into many people who are looking for a job. Is this a rise to 259's employment!?

-DOMO ARIGATO, MR...: YAMATO!? Yamato's on the scene. INCREDIBLY nerdy man, and proud of it.

-BACK!: "Unfettered's" back as "Unfettered"! Where has he been!? Jonathan and "Thrush" have finally merged into one person. How will this turn out for all involved!?

-DATE RAPE!?: ...Not much has to be said here, but Calamity seems to be getting a little... EDGY.

-STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT: HE RETURNS! ALL HAIL THE PRESIDENT... But for how long? Mitsuki may decide his Pillarship has become unreliable...

-Pregnant: Professor Oki Nanda... PREGNANT!? What is this infidelity? Who impregnated her!? The drama!

-Secret Labratory!: Mr. Asiv seems to have left behind a LOT more than he intended. ...Who knows what this place will reveal, IF people can ever find it!?

Drug related terrorism has been reported. School had been closed for several days due to the unfortunate need for a hazmat cleanup. Unlike other acts of terrorism at the school, the perpetrator had apparently made his or her way inside. The vandal has yet to be caught, or identified. But vague descriptions from interviewed bystanders have reported an "Enigma" of sorts.

-WARNING! NEW QUEST!: It was bound to happen. An AMAZINGLY expensive train has been reserved just for a few 259 students, and heavily influential faculty members to travel to Sacremento... "Alter Mann", Enforcer Captain, seems to be funding the whole thing, with "Kaufman's" consent. ...Oh, THIS is more then a 'little' fishy...

OOC:

-Newcomers!: We would HAPPILY like to welcome in these two week's worth of newcomers, including Ginger, Emily, Delilah, Mr. Yamato, Min, Aoyama Rem, Yuki Hirotaki, Zane, and Transfer Kevin Alvari-Collessano. Lets give 'em a BIG hand, and welcome them in!

-Staff Reforms: I cannot even BEGIN to tell you how many new ideas have been buzzing. Something special happening? Oh, most definetely. That includes monthly classes, reinforced monthly events, and SO MUCH MORE!

-...For the Xin-related retirement of 5-Year Xin Veteren Hiroko Katashi of 259... WE SALUTE YOU!

-The dance is underway, and the next Quest has FINALLY been posted up. WOO! SO MANY THINGS! SUCH LITTLE TIME!

-A BURST of new items have been produced, and many more are in production! Our staff team is being kept VERY busy!

[narakunohana]

I.C

-The Return Of The Fire Dragon: John Ong has returned! And he's come back as a bigger, badder bad ass! Rage is flaming up, as he's tries to start up things with faculty members and students alike!

-First Art Class: The sexy, hippie-like Miss St. Valentine has started up the first Art Class at PHS #259, and has completed it in record time! Such an excellant worker is to be commended as a welcome addition to PHS #259!

-Transfer Fight: Valo & Saito (Affectionately referred to as 'Sigh-Toe') have started up a fight on the school grounds! Such long time friends, all the way from New York are sure to create a spectacle! Who will win!?

-Girl Time: It seems as though some of the ladies of 259 are starting to move about, checking out some of the new people. We look at our wonderful RPers including Chi, Emily, Jenesis, and Calamity as they spur up the activity!

-More Transfer Fights: 552er's Leon Sudeki And Veyugen Galyant clash! NEED WE SAY ANYMORE!?

-Return Of The Takanawa Sisters: ITS THE TAKANAWA SISTERS, KASUMI AND MUTZIKO! If they're going to be ANYTHING like they were, the last time they were active... we'll... really have to edit things out in future RPB Tuesday reports, due to the extreme nature.

-ITS TRAVESTY: Travis Delmonte returns in full force! No person is safe, and gender is not discriminated against!

-Sexual Education: SEX ED! ...The class's attendents are late. BAD STUDENTS. And for SEXUAL EDUCATION of all things!

-OMFG PSYCHOLOGY: Learning why people enjoy doing the strange things that make themselves suffer! New teacher Layla "Reira" Clavering is on the prowl... with a... TALKING DOLL!? Is this possibly also a 'PSYCHIC' class!? The cosplaying madwoman has only just begun her class! Oh the madness! ---Accentuated by the fact that she is... without a doubt, yet another rather 'fetching' addition to the faculty's entirety.

-Back From Oregon: Michael returns, from helping his grandparents back at the farm. ...Lets just hope that its a 'happy welcome back' sort of thing, to 259...

-RETURN OF THE JACKAL!: RAZZO RETURNS! 'The Smiling Monster' comes back, FULL FORCE, it appears... apparently in time to see a strange person force people to dance, 'lest he hit them with a rock, and make them do whatever they want... >_>. Hilarity ensues. FULL FORCE! =D

-The Rise Of Deutsche Küche!: Well, it appears as though the only popular job on 259 is only growing more and more... "Unfettered's" been busy at work, trying to recruit people like the elusive M.A.P., Chi, Emily, newcomer Thomas Cooper, and more! ...And apparently, its about to get even more crowded on the second floor, with new tenants M.A.P. and Chi. ...Banzai!?

-The End(er): ...Ender disappears! ...Without a trace, without a word, just after being attacked by a ... rather rabid, sedative-deprived Emily! Simply put!? Its... the end of Ender?... (HOMG Emily has rabies!... -gets whacked-)

-Increasing Hayziness!: Aureus Hayes... breaks things off with Chi in a... rather... terrible manner. As it was, Aureus has scarcely gone to work, and quite honestly, seems to have faded into the background. A 'hazy' end?

-THE COLORS! THEY BLINDS US!: Miria, the colorful, crazy, and... CRAZY person... has entered the scene! Wow, she's... she's really something else. Things are getting INTERESTING!

-MARRIAGE!? WHAT!?: Here's a shout out to LEON SUDEKI and EURYDICE STONE, as they're about to get married! HOO-AH! THE FIRST MARRIAGE OF PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259 (forced, due to a lethal ailment on Sudeki's part) HAS BEGUN!

-ITS TEH MASQUERADE: Oh, WOW! Looks like a Mask Contest just opened up, the mentioned 'wedding proposal' occured here, and things are heating up, or... cooling down. Keith is determined to sell some moonshine and everclear. UNDERAGE DRINKING!? ...BAD STUDENTS! BAD!

-Awakening Of Calamity: Calamity Scorn, crestfallen over the amazing Katashi's death, awakens in a hospital, after attempted suicide! ..As usual, the ever mysterious enigma, 'Valekin Von Kaluskov' strikes the scene, with M.A.P. not too far behind!

-The Rise Of 'Merchants': "Kaufman", starting up to seal the deal with 'Keith' by obtaining the Reaper Pill Formula from 552 has been spotted as well, beating the stuffing out of students to the point of madness!? Madness!? THIS. GUY'S. I-RISH! (Lame Attempt At A 300 Joke)

-THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!: NYETT! NYETT! Just poor, little Professor Kaipo, the newest Russian Teacher to hit the scene with her two kids.

-Arena Frenzy: WOW! Its Valo versus Veyugen, Winklewood versus Calamity AND Zach, Keith versus Dylan in their long-awaited rematch, John Ong versus Travis, Keith versus Saint versus Winklewood, Unfettered versus Emily, and Keith versus Valekin AGAIN! PLACE YOUR BETS, FOLKS, THIS IS GOING TO BE ONE HELL OF A MONTH!

-CARAVAN CONSTERTENATION: ITS AN AMBUSH! OH TEH NOES!!! The apparent 'conspirators', "Alter Mann" and "Kaufman" have both been taken out, and captured by the strange newcomers, the FOREIGN FIGHTERS! Elite fighters from every country, they come armed with all sorts of various blunt objects, as they break through the glass windows! What's more, the trains have been divided up, leaving Mr. Jason King alone with the strange, small, cute, yet evil MIMI! What's more, the food and drink has been poisoned! Car 10 Passenger's have lost the bonuses of their Qi and Items! And Car 9 is being watched in an erie manner, though they don't know it just yet, all their fighting skill to be used against them! SO MUCH FOR THE TRIP TO SACREMENTO! ITS A FIGHT FOR THE LIVES OF A NEAR 30 RPER QUEST, INVOLVING 259ers AND 552ers! A RACE AGAINST TIME! THE BOMB'S ARE ABOUT TO BE SET! Things look grim for 259, folks!

O.O.C.

-We Would Like To Welcome With Open Arms, These Past 3 Week's Worth Of Newcomers!: Return of the Takanawa sisters, Kenji Morei from 552, Jadis Alexica McCloud, the replacement of Zade: Thomas Cooper, Zero Echigo from 552, and MIRIA SAAAAAN~!!! Lets give these newcomers a big hand!

-Count To 1,000!: We're already at 120! If we can do 100 every week, WE'LL REACH 1,000 IN TEN RPB TUESDAYS!

-Mouse Trap(ped)!: Mouse, A.K.A. M.A.P., A.K.A. Professor Nanda, A.K.A. Professor Kaipo has gone back to Oregon for a while, so she'll be busy for a while! Let's all wish her a safe trip, a good time, and a safe trip back!

-Sad Retirements: Aureus Hayes/Ender has retired both his characters. 'Ender' has been removed, leaving behind some RP plotholes, and Aureus Hayes has yet to fully disappear, though there is a chance of return, with that tid bit! Let us hope! And in the meantime, say bid this former RPer a good time in his retirement (since he'll be spending most of his time with us anyways, regardless!).

-Busy, Everyday Lives: Zach/Kenji, Former Pillar Max, and Valo appear to be gone for a good time, but not retired. Oh well... at least, while they're gone, we wish them good grades, and a good school year!

-RETURN OF THE ADMIN: Former Mr. Asiv, now known as Mr. Malice (character in the works), has returned! While we wait for all plans to come to fruitation, we hope that good things come through, with our good administrator's return!

-Dream Lines: Ever have that... 'that' moment type of line that you just want your character to say? People have been discussing over this very thing! A few samples: Leon Sudeki: "Every drop of blood, every bitter tear, every bead of sweat. I! Live! For! This!"; Jenesis Exodus: "...sooooo...do babies come from a super market?"; +Seishou no Hana+/Emily: *to anyone she'd probably develop feelings for* "... uh... ... nevermind..."; Justin: *murgurgle*; and Valekon Von Kaluskov XII: "Hye HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" ---JUST TO NAME A FEW!

-259 Card Game: TWO-FIVE-NIIIIIIIIINE!!! Okay, doesn't have the same ring as 'Yu-Gi-Oh', but, you got to admit, when your character is a playing card... that's pretty cool.

-THE ARCHIVES!: The LEGENDARY SPAM THREADS and the past OOC Awards have all been moved to the top sub-boards of the OOC Board! LOOK AT THEM! BE AMAZED! RELIEVE THE MEMORIES!

This Week's RPB Tuesday, Brought To You By
-+Seishou no Hana+/Kari Aoyama/Sacricia Emily Lourdes "Emi" E. Delos Santos (Emily)/Layla "Reira" Clavering
&
"Unfettered" Winters/"Alter Mann"/"Kaufman"/Mr. Winklewood

[meigan]

St. Vincent, darling. Not St. Valentine <3

["Unfettered"]

XD

My bad.

And good job, Marianne. ^_^

[seishounohana]

I.C

-ZACK ATTACK: ...If you could call it an attack. Zachary Chan is new on the scene as he immediatly meets up with Emily, one of the M.P.D.er's on 259. Don't think she'll bite 'his' leg as well, do you? Start up the bets!

-NOMINEE QUEENS: Its the MASQUERADE again, folks! And this time, we now have our nominee's for 'Best Looking Mask' for Queen and King! The nominee's for Queen are Eurydice Stone, Mitsuki Park, & Calamity Scorn. But the only nominated 'King' is "Unfettered"! ...Given the history for two-thirds of the Queen Nominee's, not to mention Mitsuki's general shy nature and Calamity's escort who appears to be stripping for votes... HOW WILL THIS AWKWARD MOMENT PARAMOUNT!?

-QUEEN OF MEAN!: Speaking of sexy new ladies in awkward situations, new teacher Ms. Del Vera has entered the scene as the new Arts teacher! Replacing Miss St. Vincent, who is now persuing her dream career of D.J.ing, Ms. Del Vera appears to have a more... 'sinsiter' side to herself, appearing normal and nice on the outside, but as another part of herself, can become an insane, lusting, raging psycho, should you pull out the triggers. Mr. Kaluskov, as ever the adventerous ones with the ladies, is already meeting with her!---A meeting of two psychos!? OH TEH NOES!!!

O.O.C.

-NEW GUYS!: Always love the new folk. Our lifesource, our blood, and people we hope that will enjoy themselves in our community, as we extend the hand of friendship to them, before beating the bejeezus out of them---I mean, welcome! WELCOME OUR NEW MEMBERS: Zer0/Zachary Chan, Mei/Mira Jing Meixue, and Marilyn! Give 'em a hand, folks! Joining an RP with school starting up; Quite a feat!

-Swim Suit Contest!: Yup. Our friendly Moderator, Mr. Jason King, who's in total charge of the monthly events, has set up this month's Swim Suit Contest! Expecting many folks to try and draw a new swim suit for their folks! Hahahaha! Let's have fun with this, folks!

-Spam, The Third's Close: Our legendary spam threads, whose style of conversating in normal-to-insane topics, is coming to a close. As with Proboard's tendencies to malfunction and delete a couple hundred of pages if the posting goes too far, we are a few pages away before we lock this one up, and put it in the 'Legendary Spam Archives' sub-board. Good times, 259. Good times.

This Week's RPB Tuesday, Brought To You By
-+Seishou no Hana+/Kari Aoyama/Sacricia Emily Lourdes "Emi" E. Delos Santos (Emily)/Layla "Reira" Clavering
&
"Unfettered" Winters/"Alter Mann"/"Kaufman"/Mr. Winklewood

[Jason Harris]

*bump/OMFG LOOK AT THIS OR I WILL KILL A BABY!*

I'll do it too.

Anyway, what the hell happened with this? I can't even remember the last time we had news. In an attempt to help draw in more people to 259 I say we start post weekly or at least by-weekly news. I also have a very easy idea so that a staff member doesn't have to look around to see what is going on with everyone. I even said it before in this thread. Everyone just post the major thing that is happening with your character right now and from that we can pick what we want to post as news.

Anyone care to pitch in?

["Unfettered"]

Aye... If need be, I was even thinking of offering some cash rewards...

Neh:

A Long Awaited Fight, Finished: Battered, bruised, but he's still smiling after his bout with the Lightning Dragon, Leon Sudeki, "Unfettered" is carried of to the hospital to tend to his injuries, as well as his plans. *Before Train Time-line*

[Cody Travers]

I'd also like to pitch in as well.

*Gimme a second to find some news*

EDIT: Found news.

CHRISTMAS TIME: On behalf on everyone from PHS 259 we'd like to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! May your stockings be stuffed with many things!

MAKING THE DEAL...: Mars Holstman makes a great deal with the Student Dean "Kaufman". Involving the hunting of several students!!

Will he accept?!

DESTRUCTION 101: Mars has also met a new friend..Miria~ steps onto the scene with her bright blue guitar! The two decided to have a game of "Who-can-destroy-the-most-things!"

Will anyone stop them!?

Please..?!

TRAVERS TROUBLE: Calamity stumbles across the former hero Cody Travers on the streets! After a run in with bandits she decides to bring him home! How will Cody react to such kindness? Who knows...

DOUBLE DRAGON: Ladies and Gentlemen! Leon has arrived and has continues to fight on with "Unfettered" as well as Dylan! Will Leon show victory!? Or will the mighty Lightning Dragon be slain?!

DEADLY DANCE REVOLUTION: Miria~ and "Unfettered" are going to have a crazy match-up down at the game center! Who will win this crazy game of Dance and Death?!

DDR could never be so fun!!

CHIBI!!: Much Chibiness is going around 259! Need I say more?!


How's that?

[The New Student Dean]

...



...If you can do this weekly...

Well, I'll have to ask the staff to do for you what I'm possibly proposing in gratitude...

["Unfettered"]

Copy/pasted Kyle's post.

And credited.

lifepoint1.com/voice/?p=783

(not appearing right now... should hopefully be updated by tomorrow's time)

[lyle]

Professional Series Drums, $4000.
Shopping around to find a used only once pro series (by Gregg Bissonette), 6 months.
Both sets of paretns pitching in to buy drum kit, $2000.

My fucking sick beats, priceless!

[Megalomaniac]

WELCOME, 2008!: From all of us at PHS 259 we'd like to wish EVERYONE who's associated with Lifepoint1.com, A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Let's all hope that our New Year's Resolutions work out as expected.

JERKFACE--..Err..BULLIES!: Bullies CAN indeed be jerks. A touching scene between Jenesis and "Unfettered" unfolds on the roof of the school..They seem to be..

Forgetting the "Spezi"..Whatever that is..

THEY AREN'T STEROIDS! I SWEAR!: Keith has been on the move recently..Drug Lords DO need to make a living somehow..

And believe it or not..

Cody Travers wants something from Keith..What could it be?

CONSULTING THE MANAGER: Calamity and "Unfettered" seem to be having a little..Issue over some spilt milk..And.."Unfettered" challanging his worker to a fight?!..What sort of bad blood has come to this?!

TUNE IN TO 259 FOLKS! IT'S BETTER THAN JERRY SPRINGER!!

THE..EVIL SODA MACHINE!!...?: Miria~ is having some..Uh.."Minor issues" with a soda machine out on Long Beach. The unfortunate one having to spectate the scene being Zanathos L.

Poor fella...

Anyway, Zanathos offers to lend a hand. How will Miria~ respond?

CAPTAINS DON'T NEED HALL PASSES NOW, DO THEY?: Mitsuki, busy being busy with helping other students and performing her role as captain is helping out, sorting out the students problems, one by one.

Of course..The occasional challange comes along and..They fail.

Zanathos has the fortune of having a one on one with Mitsuki. What will spike from their talk?

LAMP POSTS ARE SO~ "SINGIN' IN THE RAIN!": Max makes a return back to Long Beach..But at what price? And especially having to run into Levi again..Things should get interesting between the two here..

MORE SMOOCHY SMOOCHY?! =D?!

NEWCOMERS: Our roster JUST KEEPS GETTING BIGGA! We now have the presence of Slick between us.

We'd like to welcome Slick.

Welcome Slick.

[Jason Harris]

*loves Kyle for doing that every week*

[Megalomaniac]

Thanks Dylan.

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WELCOME! WE ARE OPEN!--
Welcoming to the scene we'd like to welcome Tenzen to the 259 group! Welcome!

GUITAR HERO!!--
Oleysa Van deBogart now makes her way to the place. A waitress at a small cafe, she comes face to face with Dylan. How will THIS scene escalate?!

THIS! IS! PIZZA! *BOOT*--
Amos Cole sits at the resturant "Joe's pizza" And a busload of people stop by for a pizza as well! Talk about magnatism! Makes me wonder how things will blossom between Amos, Tenzen, Amaya and Olesya.

MORNINGS SUCK--
"Unfettered" makes a phone call to a one Miss Mitsuki Park. However the phone just keeps ringing..And ringing..And ringing..PICK UP THE PHONE MITSUKI!

WILDLIFE IN THE PARK--
Tenzen makes his way strolling through the park to find his way around the city. There he finds one Amaya. The two have a nice conversation that involves HOT DOGS! Yum!..However..How long will it last..?

FIGHT IT OUT!--
Dylan and "Unfettered" continue to duke it out in "Ze Borscht"..However..Something seems to be wrong with "Unfettered"..Stay tuned people!!

ALLEYCAT BLUES--
M.A.P is found by Mars Holstman who happens to be strolling about in the middle of the night..What will unfold between the two of them.

STREET FIGHTS ARE FUN?!--
Roy Atenwood and Micheal Cartwright encounter each other on the street and find some fun with a bunch of thugs. How will things unravel?!

[Cody Travers]

Well, since last weeks RPB news wasn't available..Just add that stuff as well as this..

AND THE LORD SAID.. -- Saint makes a small and quiet return..Only to be interrupted by the one known as "Unfettered". However..Saint isn't pleased that it had to be him.

Will things blow over? Or will this quiet return be..Not so quiet?

CATFIGHT!! -- Olesya and Mitsuki finally meet and duke it out..IN A CAFE OF ALL PLACES!! However, Mitsuki barely overcomes the rambunctious Olesya and still retains her place as school captain.

NOT A DATE, HE SAYS. -- "Unfettered" buys Mitsuki a dog..A DOG..Come on people A DOG!!

..Regardless she calls the dog Skye as they go for ice cream..Mm..Creamy goodness..

I wonder how this will turn out..

FINAL FIGHT -- Cody Travers is challanged by the militant monster himself "Unfettered" to a fight to see "who's the strongest." However..Cody takes it much, MUCH more farther than that.."Unfettered" as well..I don't believe this will be thier final fight at all.

..In fact..I see a Arch-enemy thing going on here..

TUNE IN FOLKS!!

WELCOME -- We'd also like to welcome Guy Davis to the group. Welcome Guy.