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valekin Guest	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:02:58 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by valekin on Jun 19, 2007 11:02:58 GMT -8 Yea. Never do that again.

Winters Adept {g=4} S.H.C.P[M:552][M:552] "..." Posts: 251	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:24:17 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Winters on Jun 19, 2007 11:24:17 GMT -8 valekin said: MY POKEMANS! YOU STOLE THIS FROM ME, YOU BASTARD! throws pokeball, re-catches ..Daddy missed you...
	Strength: 12 Dexterity: 17 Constitution: 17 Wisdom: 32 Intelligence: 32 Charisma: 27 Wins/Losses/Draws 2/1/0[/center]

valekin Guest	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:25:24 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by valekin on Jun 19, 2007 11:25:24 GMT -8 Lol. >_> I Hot linked it. Not stole. <_<

Winters Adept {g=4} S.H.C.P[M:552][M:552] "..." Posts: 251	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:25:54 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Winters on Jun 19, 2007 11:25:54 GMT -8 valekin said: Asian women need panties too! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? MY LANDMASS ERUPTS WITH KITTENS! Oh, right. Thrush's and my nutsack has returned to normal... wears plastic cup, sits in corner, afraid of needles
	Last Edit: Jun 19, 2007 11:27:16 GMT -8 by Winters Strength: 12 Dexterity: 17 Constitution: 17 Wisdom: 32 Intelligence: 32 Charisma: 27 Wins/Losses/Draws 2/1/0[/center]

valekin Guest	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:27:36 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by valekin on Jun 19, 2007 11:27:36 GMT -8 D: Kittens?! There's nothing wrong with me! Every country should have Victoria's Secret!

Keith Master Merchant of War[M:-3516] I have fallen from paradise and have found refuge in purgatory... Posts: 1,426	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:42:58 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Keith on Jun 19, 2007 11:42:58 GMT -8 Here's an age old question: Which is better: Victoria's Secret or Frederick's of Hollywood?
	Keith W - 11 L - 10 D - 5 Stats with Heaven's Judgment and Hell's Punishment STR- 22(+6)(x1.5 w/Holy Electric/Hellish Fire Punch for post consuming 3 CHA) DEX-49(+6)(x1.25 In Sun/Moonlight) CON-58(+6)(+3) INT-30(+6) WIS-50(+2)(x1.5 In Threads At Night) CHA-30(+2)

valekin Guest	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:44:21 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by valekin on Jun 19, 2007 11:44:21 GMT -8 I donno you freak. Ask a girl. :/

Keith Master Merchant of War[M:-3516] I have fallen from paradise and have found refuge in purgatory... Posts: 1,426	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:45:22 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Keith on Jun 19, 2007 11:45:22 GMT -8 valekin said: I donno you freak. Ask a girl. :/ You're the one who says every country should have a Victoria's Secret. ^_^
	Keith W - 11 L - 10 D - 5 Stats with Heaven's Judgment and Hell's Punishment STR- 22(+6)(x1.5 w/Holy Electric/Hellish Fire Punch for post consuming 3 CHA) DEX-49(+6)(x1.25 In Sun/Moonlight) CON-58(+6)(+3) INT-30(+6) WIS-50(+2)(x1.5 In Threads At Night) CHA-30(+2)

valekin Guest	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:47:14 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by valekin on Jun 19, 2007 11:47:14 GMT -8 So women could have a store that sells mostly underwear. :/

Kate Commander [M:-3948] You'll be dancing for me. Posts: 1,316	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:48:02 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kate on Jun 19, 2007 11:48:02 GMT -8 I like Victoria's Secret >> Most girls I know do. Most of my friends shop there. So I'd have to agree with the fact there should be one in every country at least.... >>
	Strength 36 Dexterity 35 Constitution 35 Wisdom 17 Intelligence 17 Charisma 18

Keith Master Merchant of War[M:-3516] I have fallen from paradise and have found refuge in purgatory... Posts: 1,426	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:49:31 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Keith on Jun 19, 2007 11:49:31 GMT -8 Here's a disturbing thought... Thrush shopping at Victoria's Secret for himself.
	Keith W - 11 L - 10 D - 5 Stats with Heaven's Judgment and Hell's Punishment STR- 22(+6)(x1.5 w/Holy Electric/Hellish Fire Punch for post consuming 3 CHA) DEX-49(+6)(x1.25 In Sun/Moonlight) CON-58(+6)(+3) INT-30(+6) WIS-50(+2)(x1.5 In Threads At Night) CHA-30(+2)

valekin Guest	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:52:28 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by valekin on Jun 19, 2007 11:52:28 GMT -8 Hey, whatever floats his boat. I won't judge him. ;/ You on the other hand I'll judge for judging him. >;[

Keith Master Merchant of War[M:-3516] I have fallen from paradise and have found refuge in purgatory... Posts: 1,426	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:53:31 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Keith on Jun 19, 2007 11:53:31 GMT -8 valekin said: Hey, whatever floats his boat. I won't judge him. ;/ You on the other hand I'll judge for judging him. >;[ Lol, I wasn't judging him.
	Keith W - 11 L - 10 D - 5 Stats with Heaven's Judgment and Hell's Punishment STR- 22(+6)(x1.5 w/Holy Electric/Hellish Fire Punch for post consuming 3 CHA) DEX-49(+6)(x1.25 In Sun/Moonlight) CON-58(+6)(+3) INT-30(+6) WIS-50(+2)(x1.5 In Threads At Night) CHA-30(+2)

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Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:54:17 GMT -8

Post by Winters on Jun 19, 2007 11:54:17 GMT -8

Sonic Fan-Fic Repost!

Narrator: OMG, HERE IT IS.

THE ULTIMATE SONIC FAN-FICTION! BOW BEFORE MY PEN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA---

That was pretty random, huh?

Okay, on with the show.

One day, Sonic was kissing Sally. Because they're lovers.

OKAY!?

Sonic: Sally, I love the fucking shit out of you!

Sally: As do I, Sonic!

Sonic: YES!

Sally: Oh, Sonic, ever since Shadow turned me into a man and you a VAGINA in your butt hole, I've never felt closer to you. 'Cause it's m---

Tails: HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU GOD DAMNED ASSHOLES! LOOK OUT THE FUCKING DOOR! FUCK! FUCKING EGGMAN IS GOING TO DESTROY OUR HOUSE!

Sonic: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?---

Narrator: ---Guys, that's what I'm fucking talking about. Look at that. That is how language should be, Sega. Us Sonic fans are adults. we can handle a little swearing, alright!?

Rabbit Chick: Robotnik you stop right there you cock sucking asshole!!

Robotnik: Uh. No?

Sonic: RRRRRRRRRRR... Robotnik, you make me so mad!

Robotnik: Suck my fucking dick, you pussy-licking anus!

Sonic: Aaaaahhhhh...! Man, Robotnik never let me lives down the day the ONE time I sucked his dick and he ALWAYS brings it up... ARRRRRR.. What a jerk! How could you? HOW COULD YOU!?

Narrator: Suddenly the sky got this this HUGE gash in it, and it opened up really fucking wide.

Tails: Sonic! Put down that chili dog and and look up in the skyyyyyyy!

Armageddon:Ahhh.. I am Armageddon. I am the most evil force in the entire universe... Seriously man. I'm like, all powerful and God.

Sonic: Oh my ****!

Robotnik: I think we should team up again, Sonic, for old times sake!

Sonic: Would you shut up about that!? JESUS CHRIST!

Sally: Only I may force Sonic to suck my dick and baaalls...!

Tails: GUYS... ARMAGEDDON HAS ME!---OOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!*SPLAT*

Sonic: TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLSSS!!!!!!!

Why Jesus!? Why!? WHHRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?

: I can help you defeat this guy, Sonic! I know his weakness!

Narrator: THAT'S ME! TH-THAT'S MY... PERSONA!

Sonic: SUGOI! Who are YOU!?

: I am---

Narrator: ---FUCK! GO!

: I am Siperflash! And I have a chaos emerald that is kept next to my heart!

Sonic: Whoa man, where'd you get that?

Simperflash: My father gave it to me! After he died!

Sonic: How did your dad die?

Simperflash: He killed himself when he found that I was a virgi---I MEAN ROBOTNIK KILLED HIM! *shoots Robotnik*

Robotnik: *dies*

Simperflash: Now lets stop this evil force!

Sonic: TOGETHER!

STRANGE, ISN'T IT!?

*slow fight scene*

Armageddon: You cannot stop me!

Simperflash: But I know your weakness!

Your weakness IS GETTING FUCKED IN THE BUTT HOLE!

*begins butt raping Armageddon*

Armageddon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! OH GOD! OOOOOOHHHH!!!! *explodes*

Simperflash: Now, I must return to my homeworld.

Rabbit Chick: No, stay! I will be your girlfriend!

Simperflash: Shit, are you serious?

Sally: Lalalalalalalalalalala-la! *kicks Sonic in the balls*

Sonic: *CRUNCH* OW. WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT YOU STUPID CUNT!?

Sally: I'm being random!

Everyone Except Sonic: *laughs*

Sonic: *cringes motionlessly on the floor*

Last Edit: Jun 19, 2007 11:57:46 GMT -8 by Winters

Strength: 12
Dexterity: 17
Constitution: 17
Wisdom: 32
Intelligence: 32
Charisma: 27

Wins/Losses/Draws
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valekin Guest	Spam, The Third! Jun 19, 2007 11:54:27 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by valekin on Jun 19, 2007 11:54:27 GMT -8 >_> Damnit! I wanted to beat you with this hot lead pipe! -Wields!-