Spam V

[M.A.P.]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food
court. I noticed he was watching a teenager
sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in
all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would
look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
“What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild
in your life?”
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
choke on his response; knowing he
would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye
in his response.
“Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.
I was just wondering if you were my son.”

[Jenna Scorn]

That's hot.

[chihiro]

Hahahahahaha....I <3 you mausuchan. XD

[M.A.P.]

I have another one ^^

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here
and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure
out how to get started.

Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table.He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,then
turns to her and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not
going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a
rooster.”
He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice
cup of tea, and then ..” he said with a deep sigh, ………
Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”

[Stu Pott]

Hehehehe.

[Jenna Scorn]

Yesssss.

["Unfettered"]

XD

mm.

Punched someone in the shoulder wrong, after he punched me in the balls (I simeltaneously kicked him in the ass with a steel-toed boot, so its all good.. We're still cool.). And anyhow, I'm wondering if I sprained my wrist, since it hurts to move it about in certain angles (meaning I wasn't thinking when I punched him, and possibly did it at a bad angle..)..

Ain't severe, but, aye.

..Next two weeks're gonna be hell, sad to hear about the shooting, actually not surprised by the rise in pregnancy thing going on, and I'm still waiting on people to post in the Quest (if I made it too complicated, someone, please tell me, and I'll edit it to make it much easier/simpler).

Shweepy time nao. ^_^ Glad to hear you survived, Ally, and to see everyone again.

G'night.

[Jenna Scorn]

Wanna know what movie is fucked up?







I mean, come the fuck on!!!

The whole time in that movie Santa is a fucking asshole!!!

[Stu Pott]

The Heatmeizer one is the bestest.

[Jenna Scorn]

My mom is going on vacation.
Starting tonight.



I'LL HAVE THE HOUSE ALL TO MYSELF!!!!


FUCK YA!

[Cody Travers]

Cool beans.

And it does suck. Very very badly.

[Stu Pott]

Calamity; I like the current sig more than that last one ><

Anddddd I just woke up.

Fuck my friends.

Worst night of Sleep i've ever had.

[Megalomaniac]

Word on that one Justin.

Last night my sleep was interrupted by something very very unexpected.

My DS waking up for some reason with PW3 Blaring in my ear..

"OBJECTION!" By Miles Edgeworth.

I got scared shitless and turns out my cat was trying to open my DS..

[Stu Pott]

Your cat is awesome.

I wish I had PW...

[chihiro]

@kiki: CUTE SIG!!! <3 You always find the coolest graphics...could you find me some Chi? Ill love you foreverrrrrrrruh =]

@kyle: hahahahaha.....BUT, Advance SP pwns DS.





*watches lion king parody* XD