Post by Cody Travers on Nov 4, 2009 11:03:51 GMT -8
It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood today!..
The birds are singing, with a set of small tiny babies sitting in a blue birds nest. Waiting to be fed by their mother, who was coming back with a nice juicy worm.
The trees were nice and gree on the walk to school today, with a bunch of people smiling everywhere you went, not a single frown was to be had. Cody continued to walk down the street, even with his own little smile on his face.
What a great day to be alive!
Yup, it sure is a wonderful day in the neighborhood today..
Suddenly, a flying peice of paper, came and smacked Cody in the face. Cody then peeled the peice of paper off his face in disgust. But before throwing it away, Cody got a small look at it, glancing it up and down.. It read;
TO THE HOLDER OF THIS FLYER!
You've been invited to star in the next game show called; YOU'VE BEEN KICKED IN THE NUTS!
You and a select few contestants have been chosen the ones who get this flyer, to be ON CAMERA! Your task; to kick as many guys in the nuts as possible! The only rule is, don't kick anyone in the nuts that you have seen kick someone in the nuts.
We will then judge the best person that gets the best kick on LIVE TELEVISION!
GOOD LUCK!
...
... A T.V Show eh?
Now.. usually these things were hoaxes..
But in this case.. A free excuse to boot someone in the balls?
Count Cody in!
.. He eyed the front of the schoolyard, looking for his first target. A really nerdy guys with green overalls and a pocket protecter.
Excellent.
His pants were pulled too far up anyway.
With a running start, Cody then bounded towards his first target, and without even a simple hello, by surprise, Cody wound up his kick.. Annnd..
WHAM!
The target cringed, almost crying, as Cody had planted the first of many, as the target fell over.. Crying and writhing in pain..
Now.. Who else would there be?
The birds are singing, with a set of small tiny babies sitting in a blue birds nest. Waiting to be fed by their mother, who was coming back with a nice juicy worm.
The trees were nice and gree on the walk to school today, with a bunch of people smiling everywhere you went, not a single frown was to be had. Cody continued to walk down the street, even with his own little smile on his face.
What a great day to be alive!
Yup, it sure is a wonderful day in the neighborhood today..
Suddenly, a flying peice of paper, came and smacked Cody in the face. Cody then peeled the peice of paper off his face in disgust. But before throwing it away, Cody got a small look at it, glancing it up and down.. It read;
TO THE HOLDER OF THIS FLYER!
You've been invited to star in the next game show called; YOU'VE BEEN KICKED IN THE NUTS!
You and a select few contestants have been chosen the ones who get this flyer, to be ON CAMERA! Your task; to kick as many guys in the nuts as possible! The only rule is, don't kick anyone in the nuts that you have seen kick someone in the nuts.
We will then judge the best person that gets the best kick on LIVE TELEVISION!
GOOD LUCK!
...
... A T.V Show eh?
Now.. usually these things were hoaxes..
But in this case.. A free excuse to boot someone in the balls?
Count Cody in!
.. He eyed the front of the schoolyard, looking for his first target. A really nerdy guys with green overalls and a pocket protecter.
Excellent.
His pants were pulled too far up anyway.
With a running start, Cody then bounded towards his first target, and without even a simple hello, by surprise, Cody wound up his kick.. Annnd..
WHAM!
The target cringed, almost crying, as Cody had planted the first of many, as the target fell over.. Crying and writhing in pain..
Now.. Who else would there be?
