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Post by Raikotsu Sudeki on Sept 25, 2014 12:14:14 GMT -8
*So just so that everyone knows this is completely and totally for the funzies. I'm talking Alternate universe non-canon just for the hell of it kinda thread. Anyone is welcome to join at any time and do whatever you would do in the given situation. Oh and just so that its clear in this "Alternate Universe" everyone lives next door to each other so like same apartment complex or suburb or whatevs just for funs, so with out further ado lets get started!*
Rai was bored just sitting back on his couch sighing when suddenly a brilliant idea popped into his head! Then he would sit up get dressed and walk outside his room, close the door and lock it then head right to the door next to his then he would wait for a response if any came. If they asked who it was he would let them know it was "Raikotsu" to which if they answered the door to women he would bow and say:
"I'm sorry."
Then he would punch them in the face. For guys... he would just punch them in the face. Then after punching said person in the face he would promptly move on to the next door and repeat the process as far down the hall as he could go.
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Post by Zanicus on Sept 26, 2014 20:26:38 GMT -8
Zanicus sat on his own couch relaxing to some music and perhaps smoking an herb of some sort, after a while he picks up on a beat that isn't from his music. He would frown and turn the music down and cock his head listening intently.
"there it is again. thud thud... smack, thud thud... smack"
He would mutter to himself. Zan would then stand walking towards his door to go investigate, just as someone knocks. Shrugging at the coincidence he would go and open the door seeing Rai there he would begin to exclaim.
"Oh hey Ra..."
He barely begins to say Rai's name before a fist comes flying at his face, thinking quickly he would attempt to bite down on the offending limb as it connects to him.
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Post by Raikotsu Sudeki on Sept 26, 2014 23:36:35 GMT -8
Zanicus' attack would work! Which would be rewarded with Rai's other fist swinging into his gut!
"AWESOME!"
Rai would exclaim with a smile on his face! He had found a fight!
(Note: If you would still like to Join you are more than welcome you can say you were an earlier door or you heard the commotion or some other random fun way for joining, your choice! The more the merrier!)
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Post by Zanicus on Sept 27, 2014 2:33:29 GMT -8
Zanicus would grunt and sag slightly as the fist slams into his gut the impact causing his jaw to clench tighter on Rai's original arm. He would look at Rai in a rather exasperated manner before letting all of his body weight drop and twisting as hard as he can, attempting to go into a death roll with Rai's arm.
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Post by Raikotsu Sudeki on Sept 27, 2014 3:16:53 GMT -8
Seeing and feeling Zanicus drop and pull Rai caught on pretty quick to what was happening and jumped up and slung his weight towards Zanicus as well so instead of them going to a death roll Rai would land on top of Zanicus with all of his weight. Then upon landing he would attempt to elbow Zanicus in the side!
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Post by Zanicus on Sept 28, 2014 8:55:04 GMT -8
Zanicus would smile as Rai lands on top of him his elbow coming at his side too quickly to block.
"You've fallen for my secret attack"
He would then groan loudly in pain as rai's attack lands home compressing his midsection ruthlessly. The loudest fart Rai may have ever heard would then rip forth from Zanicus accompanied by a smell reminiscent of rotting skunks. Zanicus would try to use this distraction to launch Rai off of him and hop to his feet.
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Post by Raikotsu Sudeki on Sept 28, 2014 10:57:30 GMT -8
The stench was most surprising and would indeed give Zanicus a chance to get Rai off but as soon as he was on his feet he'd be eyeing down Zanicus smiling.
"Nice, your move now."
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Post by Zanicus on Sept 28, 2014 11:50:10 GMT -8
Zanicus would stare at Rai with a serious look on his face.
"Very well, ill show you my ultimate technique"
He would walk over and take a position next to a counter and directly opposite Raikoutsu. Zanicus would squat down holding both hands off to one said and a look of concentration would come across his face as he chants.
"Kaaaaameeeee-Haaaaaameeeeeee-HAAAAAAAAA"
at the last moment while he's yelling Zan would snatch a beer from the counter shaking it in a flash and opening it before thrusting his hands forward launching the spewing projectile at Rail.
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Post by Raikotsu Sudeki on Sept 28, 2014 11:56:07 GMT -8
Rai watched with a raised eyebrow as Zanicus did his antics then as the bottle was thrown in the air Rai would rush forward punching the bottle, letting the glass cut his hand. The blood coming out of his cuts would form over his fist turn black and harden as Rai continued his punch right for Zanicus' face!
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Post by Zanicus on Sept 28, 2014 12:04:39 GMT -8
Zanicus would watch as the fist rockets towards his face and decides Rai's speed is really a pain in the ass. Seeing that he doesn't have time to move out of the way again Zanicus would dip his head slightly lining up the hardest part of his forehead to take the brunt of the punch while launching his right knee upward attempting a simultaneous impact with Raikoutsu's groin.
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Post by Raikotsu Sudeki on Sept 28, 2014 12:08:36 GMT -8
Rai noticed the knee too late and knew he wouldn't block it so he forced his fist to hit as hard as it could to Zanicus' head and then he would continue the punch to force Zanicus to face plant on the ground, Rai's hardened blood would shatter upon impact but his hand would be fine. His man hood however took quite a hit and it forced Rai to back up a few steps and hold his breath.
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Post by Zanicus on Sept 28, 2014 12:14:36 GMT -8
Zanicus would flail on the ground for a few moments holding his now bleeding forehead.
"THAT HURT YOU SON-BITCH"
He would shake his head trying to clear the stars out of it before hopping up and immediately grabbing a nearby chair throwing it at Rai and chasing after in it's shadow he would attempt to punch through the chair the moment he see's Rai attempt to knock it out of his way or begin to dodge.
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Post by Raikotsu Sudeki on Sept 28, 2014 12:17:29 GMT -8
Through Zanicus' confusion and recovery Rai had enough time to recover as well. As Zanicus threw the chair at Rai he would duck, then noticing the feet following after the chair Rai would perform a leg sweep hoping to trip Zanicus and knock him to the ground.
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Post by Zanicus on Sept 28, 2014 12:52:53 GMT -8
Seeing Rai suddenly squat down below the chair would give Zanicus just enough warning of the incoming sweep to shift his weight, so that when his legs are knocked out from under him the momentum of his charge would turn the fall into a headbutt aimed at Rai's midsection.
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Post by Raikotsu Sudeki on Sept 28, 2014 12:55:48 GMT -8
Rai would take the hit from Zanicus but would use the momentum from his sweep to continue spinning, grabbing onto Zanicus and swinging him towards the wall! Then Rai would stand up and charge at Zanicus.
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