Food Fight Event (open)

[Momma Kammie]

OOC: Sorry about the wait guys! I was LITERALLY pulling 80 hours a week at my job. I will only be posting as Juliet for the remainder of the fight unless needed more.


Stats for boss: Re-posting for reference
STR: 23
DEF: 20
SPD: 17
PER: 20
ENG: 20


Juliet watched the pepperoni hit the blonde's shoulder. Good. She didn't hit where she wanted to, but what the hell. Just as she was about to pull back and strike again, another girl came up. Great. Two still wouldn't be much of a bother. The two didn't really stand much of a chance. Juliet had the strength and the speed. These two had... Each other. How cute.
The blonde went down with the pepperoni hit and aimed a low kick for her feet, unfortunately for Juliet, she only saw the SHCP Captain launching her assault. Ducking from the incoming blow didn't help Juliet's balance as her feet were knocked from beneath her. Her head hit hard and she saw stars. Well, maybe they did stand a chance after all.
Luckily for Juliet, Leon Motha-Fuckin' Sudeki came out of his depression trance and knocked the two aside to get a blow in. Just before he could hit, the old School Captain took him out. Man, her luck was phenomenal.

[Momma Kammie]

I am calling an end to the fight. We don't get to know how it ended. XD ANYHOW... on to the prizes!!!

Everyone gets 3 XP for joining! Leon, David, Melanie you all only take 2 Xp.

Melanie
You find that your Mozzarella gun is working again. You don't have any ammo left, but there are seven(7) more uses. You may use it once a thread to take half your Perception from an enemy. If you use it on more than one enemy, it will explode wasting any ammo you may have had left and covering you with it. You will then lose half your Energy for the remainder of the thread.

Stevie-Rae
You keep the pepperoni whip Juliet used on you and Melanie. You may use it once a thread to deal half your Strength. You have 6(six) uses before it goes too limp and begins breaking down.

Vincent
The licorice you picked up on the battlefield is more than you thought. You may pull out one string at a time and throw it at an enemy. Once it hits, it deals half your Strength in damage. You may use it Six(6) times before you run out.

David
You receive a pie from a boy who begged for your good graces. You can throw it at one enemy per thread and take half your perception from them. You have eight(8) slices you can throw.

Andrew
You find a small pile of blueberries. You deduce in your infinite wisdom that they are what caused the acidic vomit in the first place. You count 6 in total. You may eat one per thread and use the vomit for two(2) posts Once the acid lands on skin, it will do half your Energy in damage. Beware what you eat though, after consuming each one, you will find yourself sickened and cramping. Regular vomit isn't nearly as fun. 

Noriko
You find a french bread stick. It appears to be completely unharmed. You may use this bread loaf once a thread to hit your enemies with. It will do half your Strength in damage. When you hit them, the butter on the stick blinds them for one post. You may use it eight(8) times before it will be too soft to do anything.

Leon
You get a pizza. Every time you take a bite of it, you gain all HP lost during that thread. It has six(6) uses. You may use it only once per thread. Remember, Pizzas only have eight slices. The pizza slice relieves all negative effects from you. However, Your last slice brings depression. Since the pizza will be gone, the good effects will only last three(3) posts and your negative effects will reappear.

Alice
You get a Silver Tray. Once a thread you can throw it. It will circle around and hit all your enemies once. The enemies need to pass a Perception check to be able to duck. If it hits, they take half your Strength in damage. After your Fifth throw, it breaks and you can't use it anymore.

Emily
You find four(4) potatoes. You may throw one a thread at an enemy. They deal half your Strength in damage.