Patrol (GM)

[Lucifer]

"Are you fucking kidding me!?"

He'd yell as she glanced back to see John incinerate her marbles before they went off with his dome shield.

[John]

Seeing the marbles turn to ash cause him to grin widely as he began the chase in earnest.

"Oh its on now bitch!"

[Lucifer]

"Fuck off pig!"

She'd throw a few marbles up in the air!

[John]

A small congregation in John;s mind called a meeting to order.

"So first item of business... We have been called a pig."

"These allegations are a heinous offense to everything we stand for and needs capitol punishment as the only recourse."

"Settle down, we obviously look like some official who could be mistaken for an officer of the law."

"FUCK THAT BITCH BURN HER ALIVE AND MAKE SMORES!"

"We will pass deliberation on this item until such a time as a consensus can be reached. Second item, marbles in the air?"

"Burn it."

"Flamethrower."

"Fire ball!"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Meeting adjourned."

John's left hand would reach up and fire a jet stream of fire at the marbles as he ran after her still. After which he would tomahawk his fucking hammer at her with his right hand.

"WHO YOU CALLIN' A PIG, WHORE?!"

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Flame Thrower: John can fire a vortex of flames from his hands adding half his energy stat to his energy stat.
3/17

[Lucifer]

His stupid Thor wannabe hammer works and trips her up and knocks her to the ground. Marbles falling all around them glowing red and yellow as she scrambles to try and get up.  However, John can easily reach her in time if he ignores the marbles not directly in his way. 

[John]

John ignores that shit like you wouldn't believe pouncing like a feral cat trying to grab on and hold her down while catching his breath.

"Take it back!"

[Lucifer]

The marbles explode destroying a few shops and stalls. Some people are injured but it's minor all things considered. She is tackled and thrashes against him, sending a knee up to his balls!

"Fuck off Fascist!"

Her skin would start to flash red and yellow as well now!

"Better run unless you wanna be extra crispy. And your little fire trick won't work on this one."

[John]

"Why my dick?"

John would grunt as he lifted a hand bring his hammer back to his hand, this time however, he was pissed. She wasn't going to take it back? She was full on threatening him now? Oh hell no. His body would be consumed by fire, his eyes glowing with smoke seeping from them, his mouth oozing the black smoke of hell its self as the flames turned to a pink color as his God right activated, armor of flames covering him as he looked down at her with the hollow white glow of his eyes.

"I am not to be trifled with, not to be one to back down, and not one to let you hurt people like this and not suffer for it!"

He would slam the hammer into the ground embedding it next to her head as he summoned the Twisted Sword of his heart a mad grin on his face. as he held it in a reverse grip pointing it to her chest over her heart.

"Do it, I dare you. It will be the last thing you do, because the last thing I do is stab you through the fucking heart!"

Atk: 73
Def: 47
Spd: 35
Per: 36
Eng: 70

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Hands of the House of Horrors: +1 Atk, +1 Per, +5 Def - When these gloves make contact with an opponent, they are instilled with fear. They lose 1/2 their perception for the next three posts. May be used twice per thread.
1/2

Twisted Sword - John's heart is twisted and tainted by drug addiction. The Blade of his heart gives John +26 Atk, but does 1/4th damage to him.
4/17

The Great Lion - Once per thread, John can let out a mighty roar, and increase all stats by +2

God Right: +10 Energy
John's flames turn pink/violet and allows him to create Items with utility style abilities.

Fire Lord Level 2: +8 Energy John's fire turns blue adding a crown to his over all look.

Rancor - John is able to hold on to the damage of an attack that strikes him and throw it back at his enemy with demonic fire. He is able to stack damage for multiple posts equal to his energy.
Stored: 50

[Lucifer]

"Sorry, can't help but hit your dick when you're just a giant walking one."

But he called her bluff, with a frustrated growl she'd lean in and grab him by the back and of the head and pull him down for a kiss. A very angry and not even a little tender kiss.

[John]

Revisiting the meeting hall of the John's inside his mind we find it is on fire, with most of the John's running around screaming, crying, or utterly confused as they repeatedly walk into the wall there is one John crouched on a table whistling and cooking a marshmallow.

He is utterly stunned by this action, his Qi shutting down completely as he has no idea what this or how this even works. He'd been calling her a bitch and whore and she obviously hates him cause he is wearing a uniform, so what int he actual fu-

In his head the one John looks at the camera.

"It's a distraction, dumbass."

He attempts to put the Twisted blade to her neck before whatever plan she has works to hold her down. As he attempts to pull away from the oddly rough and tumble kiss.

"What is your problem?"

[Lucifer]

"You!"

She'd sneer.

"People like you."

[John]

"The fuck do you mean people like me? There aren't any people like me. There is just me. You on the other hand have some moves. Why did you take my hammer?"

[Lucifer]

"There is a whole damn academy of people like you. People that wear that same fucking uniform!"

She refuses to answer his question!

[John]

John rolls his eyes at her comment.

"Blah blah, injustice, blah blah, corruption, blah blah, down with the system."

John gets up and begins to walk away.

"I thought you were interesting for a minute there. Bored now, later."

[Lucifer]

She doesn't stop him, and when he starts to walk away she'd brush herself up and run the other direction. Better than ending up thrown in one of their jails or worse.

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