Boozers be Boozin' (Open)

[Miya]

"FUCK YEAH! ANOTHER! WHOOOOOOOO!"

Miya would cry out after yet ANOTHER shot. She had long lost count. This last job had paid really well. Now was the time to celebrate!

"SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! WOOO!"

The entire bar erupted in cheer as even the harden bartender couldn't help but to smile at the energy she was giving off.

[Pride]

Pride was among the ones raising a glass in celebration of being bought free drinks.

"YEAH! SHOTS!!!!!"

He had no idea what a shot was, but he was not the type to turn down a free drink, especially when faced with what might be his biggest challenge yet. Before him on a platter taking up most of his table was a giant sandwich, billed as a party sandwich and he could see why. Having access to so much food would cause someone to want to throw a party to celebrate. It still astounded him that there was so much abundance here and he had YET TO FIND A FREAKING FATTY!

Alas! The quest would continue, but first, he would conquer this foe as he had so many before.

[Miya]

"HOLY CANOLLI!"

Miya would exclaim as she rushed over sit down next to the dood with the sandwich to eat all other sandwiches!

"A-are you g*burb*onna eat that?!"

Now she was closer she could see there were TWO of the sandwiches... wait... 3... no... please stomp spinny!

[Pride]

"I have no idea what that means."

He'd say with a delighted laugh. A holy Canolli must be some leader or something. Maybe afterward he'd find it and kick its ass too. He needed to kick some more asses here, people here were so weak. It was depressing.

His right arm would bulge outward violently as his face twisted into a devilish grin.

"Oh, I'm gonna finish it off or die trying. I've gone too far to be defeated by a pile of dead animals."

Using his massive monster hand he'd grab the sandwich, relying on his now large claw to keep it together and not spilling out. The meat juices running freely down his arm and face as he went to town on it. Heedless of the mess he was making as he ate much like an animal might. Lacking all inhibition and grace.

Qi use 1/23

0 Level (Prestige) Monstrous Claw - His right arm morphs and cracks into a monstrous claw that adds his energy to his attack stat and +8 Def while active

[Miya]

"GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!"

Miya would start chanting! Only stopping to barf in the corner for a minute.

[Pride]

Her chanting spurred him on, he'd try to go faster, his face shiny with grease and a sizeable pile of meat droppings were forming on the table and floor around him. Along with a pool of liquid grease. A few people were watching and drunkenly cheering, at least one was debating on if they should inform him that a party sub was meant for multiple people or just let it play out. The jury was out on how that was gonna go though.

Qi use 2/23


0 Level (Prestige) Monstrous Claw - His right arm morphs and cracks into a monstrous claw that adds his energy to his attack stat and +8 Def while active

[Miya]

Miya would stop vomiting just long enough to turn around and shout:

"Don't puss out like bitch!"

Then right back to vomiting in the corner!

[Pride]

Pride was making impressive progress, but so much meat was a challenge, and he could feel it sitting there like a rock in his gut. He'd start to slow down, feeling it weighing in on him. Leaning forward and to the left he'd unleash a powerful belch to clear up some room before resuming with renewed vigor!

Qi use 3/23

0 Level (Prestige) Monstrous Claw - His right arm morphs and cracks into a monstrous claw that adds his energy to his attack stat and +8 Def while active

[Miya]

Miya holds up a thumb, but is unable to speech as she is still purging!

[Pride]

It was too much. To much for one go nonstop. He needed to set it down, grabbing the shot with his normal hand, slamming it back, before grabbing the pitcher of beer with his greasy monster hand, clutching it as he chugged it down, without spilling a drop of the precious liquid, as opposed to the food that littered the table and floor around him.

"AHHHHH. ROUND TWO BITCHES!"

Back to it!

Qi use 4/23

0 Level (Prestige) Monstrous Claw - His right arm morphs and cracks into a monstrous claw that adds his energy to his attack stat and +8 Def while active

[Miya]

Miya had finished her little escapade just in time for round 2!

"HELL YEAH! BARKEEP! MORE BEER!!! WOOOOOOOO!

She cheered as the bartender brought out two more pitchers of beer.

[Pride]

It was a slog. There were belches, wretches, and more than one pitcher of beer. But eventually, Pride would stand victorious, shiny and bloated, his stomach loudly protesting as he felt bile rising up his throat. But he would stand, arms raised to the heavens.

"I AM THE MIGHTEST WARRIOR!"

[Miya]

"FUCK YEAH!"

Miya would say holding up Prides arm the the fucking champion he is!

"Bring this nadass the bottle of the good stuff!"

The Bartender would bring out a bottle of his finest whiskey. And two glasses. Miya would pay him and pour drinks. Sliding one to Pride.

"Sick shit my dood!"

[Pride]

He belched again, swallowing bile before pounding on his chest to try and command his body to settle the fuck down. But it was protesting. Loudly.

"Very sick."

He was going to be very sick.

[Miya]

Miya took her shot and poured another.

"So, who are you? And what brings you this little dump out in the middle of no where special?"

She would ask as he covertly scanned his face with her PT.

SPOILER: Click to show

BH-S1 Bingo PT:

The Bounty Hunter Series 1 Bingo PT is an all purpose specializes hunt and capture assistant system. It can scan and analyze targets to see if they have a bounty as it's primary function, but if the person has criminal history it will still pull up the information. A secondary function allows the PT to scan a target combative opponent and give the user a adaptive reactionary boost. Able to change it's adaptation for the following dmg type three times. This only lasts 4 posts. Physical damage, Qi damage, Environmental damage. Taking damage of the above types will change the adaptation automatically to that type. The damage buff is -15%.