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Post by David B. on Dec 12, 2013 19:59:22 GMT -8
She screamed and threw it in his face, before turning to run!
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Post by Mr. Kaar on Dec 12, 2013 20:00:52 GMT -8
Leon felt the the cellphone smack his face, sticking for a minute before sliding down. Leon didn't even blink before blasting that bitch with a bolt of lighting. Cause fuck you I'm Leon.
"MADE OF LIGHTNING! REAL LIGHTNING!"
Leon would grab the cell phone and dial Mathew's house phone.
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Post by David B. on Dec 12, 2013 20:02:01 GMT -8
The woman would be blasted away easily, hitting a wall across the street and smearing down it very slowly!
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Post by Mathew Amtrum on Dec 12, 2013 20:03:42 GMT -8
Mathew's house phone rings! Mathew is surprised because he didn't know anyone even knew his number. It better not be a telemarketer!
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Post by Mr. Kaar on Dec 12, 2013 20:31:43 GMT -8
"So you can't get mad, but.... Iwentonanenthusiasticwalkandranintoagiantwallwithbigbitchesandissues!"
Leon said quickly in one big breath.
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Post by Mathew Amtrum on Dec 12, 2013 20:32:46 GMT -8
Mathew pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed.
"Okay. So you went on a walk? And you found a giant wall? That had a big bitch that had issues....?"
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Post by Mr. Kaar on Dec 12, 2013 20:34:02 GMT -8
"Yes, jeeze its like I didn't just finish explaining that a few seconds ago."
Leon would say. Of course.
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Post by David B. on Dec 12, 2013 20:40:40 GMT -8
The wall scratched its ass while it waited, bored.
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Post by Mathew Amtrum on Dec 12, 2013 20:51:54 GMT -8
"Well what do you want me to do about it?"
He was a little annoyed about this. He had a lot of crap going on, and now there was this wall. And he was probably going to have to check it out.
"Did you break it?"
Cause that would explain some of the bitchiness. And Leon was prone to breaking things. Especially when he went on those enthusiastic walks.
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Post by Mr. Kaar on Dec 12, 2013 21:02:02 GMT -8
"NooooOOoooooo!"
Leon would drull out in a complaining manner.
"I hit it with thirty seven bolts of lighting, and punched it with everything I had. I made cracks, and craters, but it healed. Then this big bitch flicked me in the face and nearly ripped my head off.... Muhhhhhuhuhuhuh. Sorry... Hmmm, still turns me on.... I bet its Jotunheim!"
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Post by Mathew Amtrum on Dec 12, 2013 21:04:35 GMT -8
"Jotunheim? That would be retarded. This is Southern California. Why the hell would Ice Giants be here?"
It just didn't make any sense to him. Maybe fire giants. Or stone giants. But frost ones? Not likely! Better check Alaska for that kind of shit.
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Post by Mr. Kaar on Dec 12, 2013 21:13:30 GMT -8
"CAUSE THE BITCH WAS COLD AS ICE!"
He shot another lightning bolt at the body of the dead bitch cause reasons.
"Those titties though."
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Post by Mathew Amtrum on Dec 12, 2013 21:15:08 GMT -8
Mathew face palmed. Audibly through the phone. He sighed again, loudly.
"So what do you plan to do about this regenerating wall? Or is this you asking for my help?"
Because really, it was a wall.
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Post by Mr. Kaar on Dec 12, 2013 21:22:17 GMT -8
Leon would sigh.
"Its a wall, made of... Something. Maybe rock, but its kind of organic I think, or at least... Aware."
Leon started thinking back.
"Actually... I'ma go fuck with it."
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Post by Mathew Amtrum on Dec 12, 2013 21:26:13 GMT -8
"Right.... You want me to let you go then or....?"
Cause Mathew was kind of a busy person. And he really didn't understand why he was on the phone then. It was like Leon with that fucking crab back in high school.
"Wait. How did you get this number?"
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