Post by Richard Stock on Feb 19, 2016 16:39:55 GMT -8
Theme Song: [BETA] Nuclear Throne OST: Drylands Theme B Extended from the Nuclear Throne OST
Richard held up his compass as the engine revved underneath him. Dust picked up into its own mini-sandstorm as he drove through the desert roads, long since unkempt. While no longer good with the Zero, the Rogues were at least still open with trade. The roads home would be longer, but they at least had safe passage through Dragon lands... for now. The political internal turmoil with the Dragon Elders, particularly the Earth Dragon, was becoming more and more problematic. Only his wife seemed to be keeping him in check. The old Englishman sighed expressionlessly---perhaps filtering out his mouth of errant pieces of sand.
Restlessly, his shotgun passenger tapped his lead pipe against his shoulder while his other hand smoothed back his naturally spiky hair. The green-cameo wearing man shot the former Englishman a a disgruntled frown.
"How much fucking longer, Stock?"
"Two days. We need fuel.
"Half through Barker lands, if crazy.
"How are the supplies?"
The cameoe man grumbled before looking back at the only female passenger who was wearing a corset and a kilt, sitting among piles and piles of strapped down boxes. She looked incredibly irritable.
"Hey, bitch, have rations changed?"
"FUCK YOU, IT'S BORING."
The cameo man whipped out his pipe and began to dangerously bang it on the car wildly, eyes wide open, mouth furious looking.
"AY, CUNT, I ASKED YOU A QUESTION---"
---The girl was up and behind him in an instant, scalpel up against his throat, her dangerous eyes staring at him from the side.
"Call me that again, you shit face," her face dangerously close to his cheek as she condescendingly glared at him. To any other onlooker, it would look like she was about to rip a chunk out of the cameo man's face.
...Who grew a sly look on his face, as he motioned his face closer to hers.
"Cuuuuuuuuuuunnnn---"
---The two began to entertain themselves as the black van rumbled along the road. For a moment there was just the engine and the increasingly carnal sounds that were growing louder and more---
"Ahem. Dora. Tai," the former British citizen cleared his throat. At once the sounds stopped, replaced with more husky, embarrassed chuckling from Tai while Dora clung onto Tai's chair, face looking outward into the desert in contented silence.
"Ehe, shit. Fuckin' sorry about that, Stock. Just... fuckin' stir crazy."
"Also sometimes easy to forget you're here, Mr. Quiet."
"Hmph," Stock would have grinned. But his grin always came off as a discontented frown staring elsewhere. He hadn't smiled in a long time---not on purpose, anyways.
Expertly, his fingerless gloved hands took mastery of the wheel as his eyes spotted all the potholes and cracks, avoiding them with ease. Two decades of experience being a get-away driver helped. Another chuckle from his right, as his shotgun passenger rubbed his nose.
"But it's your fuckin' birthday soon, right? Gonna chop down some of that vineyard and finally fuckin' wine it up?"
"Yeah, Delilah and 'U' were talking in passing about prepping something for ya. Y'know, gather all the friends together?"
"Haha, fuck yeah! Need barely an excuse to fuckin' party it up! Gather all the fuckin' Militia and party down!"
An involuntary smile. Richard parted his lips, his voice crackily---
"YOU AREN'T SODDING REAL."
Richard Stock woke up in his apartment. His hands covered over his face, before he split them a crack to look around his room.
Alone, as usual.
[2/19/2016, two days after transferring to PHS #259. Dream End.]