Showtime! (Nick)

[Djoser Aneksi]

Name announced, lights cut on, music starts, curtains unveil with it. Standing on a small stage in the nicest drag club in town is Djoser, or right now Josie. Dressed in a stunning but sleek gown and dripping in jewels that all accentuate the foreign allure and heart-stopping beauty of the woman on stage. She was the headline act, and she made sure everyone in the room knew why.

Primadonna level dancing, stunts, reveals, and editorial level fashion. Intense beauty, hypnotically fluid movements, a little bit of illusion to make it all even more impressive. All tied together with wit and a wicked sense of humor made a show that had people screaming.

Afterwards she would go backstage and change into more comfortable female clothes that made her less conspicuous walking home at night. While the crowd was still there and occupied, she would try and slip out, only using her illusion magic to go out the back.

[Nicolas Sita]

So, you might be thinking to yourself: "What the hell is Nick Sita doing at a drag show?" That is a damn good question, and rest assured, there is a perfectly logical explanation.

You see, Nick isn't much of a performer himself, but he has an eye for things that are elegant, beautiful, and ambitious. As someone who constantly deconstructed life's concepts (simple and extravagant alike) to figure out how they worked, he was fascinated by the idea of drag...or at least that's what he found out after entering the venue for the free food. He happened to be walking by the drag club when he noticed a sign for 'free food to audience - opening night only', which just so happened to be today, and Nick just so happened to be the hungriest man alive who was completely clueless as to what the hell drag was.

Needless to say, when the goddess of a woman appeared on stage, Nick was captivated to the point that he completely forgot what he was there for. In fact, by the time the show ended and he was broken from his trance, there was no longer any food. And honestly? He wasn't even mad. Starving, but content. If only he could see that goddess of a woman again--

...

Nick had barely circled around the back of the building, and there she was, standing tall and proud. He had to have been dreaming.

[Djoser Aneksi]

Josie typically went out the back because it was a staff only exit. Furthermore nobody but an absolute psychopath would go through the two pitch black alleyway's beside the building. It was a terrifying guard that allowed Josie to go home without fans or stalkers following.

Then lo and behold, the before mention psychopath approached, right out the alleyway Josie was facing. They were now face to face, Josie would pause for a bit, surprised. Though, there only seemed to be one, and she was fairly capable of handling herself. Her eyes would emit a faint glow, so small all it did was accentuate her eyes as she spoke.

"Hey, thanks for coming to the show!" She spoke in a warm, rich female voice, hopping to gauge this man's intentions before deciding how to act.

[Nicolas Sita]

Ho. Lee. Shiet.

Nick blinked a few times and stared the woman up and down as he early bumped into her. Was it meant to be creepy? No, but the way he emphasized it with his head was bound to make the situation ten times worse. She certainly was a goddess, and even more so up close. There were literally no visible flaws to her being, and when she spoke, Nick's heart almost melted.

Before Josie could even finish her greeting, Nick fell to the ground into a worshiping position, with no words other than the simple and loud:

"GODDESS!"

[Djoser Aneksi]

Josie was ready. She was being eyed up and down by the ravenous eyes of the psychopath. She was ready to bust out the illusions when he dropped to the ground.

There would be a look of surprise and confusion as she looked down, though when he made his exclamation it was just a soft smile that hid her pity. Though in her mind the thought was "Oh no he's retarded!"

She would walk over and say sweetly. "Please, there's no reason to be on the ground. I appreciate the compliment but I am just a crossdresser trying to get home. Would you like to walk me there?" She would say sweetly, trying to redirect his enthusiasm.

[Nicolas Sita]

Nick stayed on the ground for a solid fifteen seconds, allowing her words to soak into his somewhat wrinkly brain. He was completely oblivious to the fact that he was one move away from getting punted into space, and paid absolutely no mind to the glows in her eyes nor the offer to walk her ho--

...

He finally lifted his head up and tilted it at her, his eyes filled with bewilderment.

"What the hell is a crossdresser?"

[Djoser Aneksi]

Josie was a little shocked. Of everything she just said, that was the thing he locked on to. Would social grace really not work at all against the poor man kneeling on the street?

Regardless, she would answer saying "I am a man. I have all the same..." he'd debated saying anatomy, but opted for simpler phrasing "body parts you do. I just dress up like this and perform for money."

Hopefully that would stick...

[Nicolas Sita]

Nick blinked, then smiled, then jumped to his feet.

"Ohh, I get it. You really are a goddess. A goddess with a dick! That makes sense." He nodded his head adamantly.

[Djoser Aneksi]

Oh dear god he really was retarded.

"Sounds about right, now did you need to speak to me?" She'd say with a giggle.

[Nicolas Sita]

"Nope! I got it all figured out now. Wanna walk?"

He smiled like a fucking idiot, but it was one of those lovable-idiot smiles.

[Djoser Aneksi]

"I would be glad to!" Josie would say, walking up to be beside Nick and giving a warm smile. At least he was a kind retard, and that was something Josie could accept.

[Nicolas Sita]

Nick shook his head in delight and started walking.

"So what's it like being so beautiful?"

[Djoser Aneksi]

Josie took interest in that question. There was a lot to say on the matter, and Josie was curious to see how the mentally deficient man would react.

"At it's simplest, it means everyone wants your attention and everyone changes how they act around you." She'd say with her unwavering smile.

[Nicolas Sita]

"Ohhh," Nick turned away for a moment as he thought.

"I can relate to that!" He'd say cheerily.

[Djoser Aneksi]

"I'd imagine, handsome thing like yourself." Josie would say as she walked, glad for the company. At best, he was smarter than what he was letting on, at worst, Josie could get a good laugh out of it.