Showtime! (Nick)

[Djoser Aneksi]

"Interesting proposal. Most go for a date or a gift. I'll accept your offer to learn each other better, I'd love to gain a friendship." He'd say with a genuine smile.

[Nicolas Sita]

Nick nodded triumphantly.

"Tell me everything." He looked up at Dj with an eager yet somewhat innocent smile. He... was still figuring out the whole social interaction thing.

[Djoser Aneksi]

She would chuckle. It was awkward, but Josie would blush a bit, not used to being sought after.

Playfully but warm and genuine, she would say "You get 5 questions that I will answer honestly."

[Nicolas Sita]

"Are you God?" He asked with no hesitation, staring at her wide-eyed while he took a long sip from his thermos.

[Djoser Aneksi]

"No, not yet." She'd say with a wink.

"Are you normally this sweet?"

[Nicolas Sita]

"It's not your turn to ask questions," He chuckled, taking another sip before moving on.

"Are your legs real?"

[Djoser Aneksi]

She would move her leg into the slit of her dress. Absolutely flawless skin with not even stubble.

"100%"

[Nicolas Sita]

Nick narrowed his eyes and hummed, then shrugged. He seemed satisfied with that.

"Do you taste like chocolate?"

[Djoser Aneksi]

Josie would give some quality The fuck did this man just say?! face before remembering Nick was a dumbest and answering.

"I can taste however I want to. Not lying."

[Nicolas Sita]

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Eventually, Nick came to the conclusion that God was, in fact, lying.

"I feel completely and utterly betrayed."

He said.

[Djoser Aneksi]

Josie's eyes would glow.

"If you were to taste my skin right now it would taste like the most delicious chocolate I have ever had."

She would say having actually done that to prove a point.

[Nicolas Sita]

Nick just stared in complete disbelief, and after a long pause, grinned smugly. He shook his head.

"I think I'll stick to my chocolate," He said, raising the mug slightly. "If what you're saying is true, and you do in fact taste like chocolate, then I will be considered a cannibal and will be hunted down by all three hundred and seventy two governments."

[Djoser Aneksi]

Josie would raise an eyebrow again. This was a stupid conversation and that last comment made her feel, strange.

She would walk and wait for the next question to come.

[Nicolas Sita]

Nick hummed for a second while he thought about more questions to ask. This time, one that was actually somewhat meaningful.

"What are your goals in life?"

He gazed up curiously with a push of his glasses.

[Djoser Aneksi]

Josie was surprised at the sudden evolution of the conversation. Nick just doubled his brain cells in a moments notice.

"I don't really have any. I kind of just exist and address my needs as they arise." She would say plainly. It was honest, but a bit revealing.