Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2006 15:52:35 GMT -8
... and thought they were the some of the funniest politcal one-liners I've seen. Enjoy ^_^
-BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM
-IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
-IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT
-OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT
-RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME
-GOD BLESS EVERYONE (No exceptions)
-BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR
-IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT…FEEL SAFER NOW?
-I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY
-MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY. LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE
-IS IT 2008 YET?
-DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM -- Thomas Jefferson
-ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE: THINK FOR YOURSELF
-VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT
-HEY BUSH! WHERE'S BIN LADEN?
-CORPORATE MEDIA = MASS MIND CONTROL
-STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE
-GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM
-KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY
-DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY. WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?
-DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
-HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
-HONOR OUR TROOPS: DEMAND THE TRUTH
-REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?
-FACT: BUSH OIL. 1999 - $19 BARREL. 2006 - $70 BARREL
-THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE
HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?
-BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM
-IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
-IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT
-OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT
-RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME
-GOD BLESS EVERYONE (No exceptions)
-BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR
-IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT…FEEL SAFER NOW?
-I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY
-MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY. LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE
-IS IT 2008 YET?
-DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM -- Thomas Jefferson
-ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE: THINK FOR YOURSELF
-VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT
-HEY BUSH! WHERE'S BIN LADEN?
-CORPORATE MEDIA = MASS MIND CONTROL
-STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE
-GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM
-KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY
-DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY. WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?
-DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
-HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
-HONOR OUR TROOPS: DEMAND THE TRUTH
-REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?
-FACT: BUSH OIL. 1999 - $19 BARREL. 2006 - $70 BARREL
-THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE
HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?
