Grayon Brand
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Post by Grayon Brand on Sept 12, 2006 17:34:52 GMT -8
Hey all! YEah, for those that didn't know, I (Grayon Brand) am Sabe Regale on 552, and Sabre Mase on the rest of the I-net. What is this? Well, this is a thread paying homage to one of the greatest threads I ever knew on the I-net, which sadly was cut down due to issues with rules on the site. So what EXACTLY is this? This is a thread that I have set up for one thing... Spam. And not just any spam, but QUALITY SPAM. What is QUALITY SPAM? It is buying the Spam brand spam, and not the generic store brand spam. If you didn't catch that, I'll put it differently. It is being totally off-base (spammish) but not with just one-liners. It is actually making it funny, or setting up for humor. Pictures are a great way to prove this! Like this!  See? So, jsut to make it official... WELCOME TO...  |
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Post by Grayon Brand on Sept 12, 2006 17:38:37 GMT -8
Oh... and to commemorate the thread...  On me! JOKELittle Davies kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Davie asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?" |
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Post by icywhite on Sept 12, 2006 17:45:07 GMT -8
 Now thats good spam... what, to old? Really far off topic, Hi Sabe... *pst* he has no idea who I am >_> |
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Post by Grayon Brand on Sept 12, 2006 17:51:32 GMT -8
OFF Topic: Hey! I bet that it is Ryu... just seems to be his randomness style... And if you care to start the Spam war... I will not hold back... and I will bring out my Spam masterpiece... but most wouldnot get it.  |
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Post by icywhite on Sept 12, 2006 17:56:40 GMT -8
Nope not Ryu, you only meet me once, and I was really new then. I still am, but I just started then. Heres a hint "I'll rip your throat out" Now I just thought it was funny  |
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Post by Grayon Brand on Sept 12, 2006 18:08:06 GMT -8
Just remember to not bring those touser snakes on a plane... Especially one with Samuel L. Jackson on it. BTW: I found my new Chopper! I want this one!  Oh, and I think I remember you... probably not though... Cydrathi? |
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Post by Aureus on Sept 12, 2006 18:12:04 GMT -8
Confusing him for me!? *gasp*
Haha. Well since this is for quality spam...I'll post this doozy of a...joke. If it can be called that. Good for people who like intelligent humor; the topic being Intelligent Design.
Moderator: We're here today to debate the hot new topic, evolution versus Intelligent Des---
(Scientist pulls out baseball bat.)
Moderator: Hey, what are you doing?
(Scientist breaks Intelligent Design advocate's kneecap.)
Intelligent Design advocate: YEAAARRRRGGGHHHH! YOU BROKE MY KNEECAP!
Scientist: Perhaps it only appears that I broke your kneecap. Certainly, all the evidence points to the hypothesis I broke your kneecap. For example, your kneecap is broken; it appears to be a fresh wound; and I am holding a baseball bat, which is spattered with your blood. However, a mere preponderance of evidence doesn't mean anything. Perhaps your kneecap was designed that way. Certainly, there are some features of the current situation that are inexplicable according to the "naturalistic" explanation you have just advanced, such as the exact contours of the excruciating pain that you are experiencing right now.
Intelligent Design advocate: AAAAH! THE PAIN!
Scientist: Frankly, I personally find it completely implausible that the random actions of a scientist such as myself could cause pain of this particular kind. I have no precise explanation for why I find this hypothesis implausible --- it just is. Your knee must have been designed that way!
Intelligent Design advocate: YOU BASTARD! YOU KNOW YOU DID IT!
Scientist: I surely do not. How can we know anything for certain? Frankly, I think we should expose people to all points of view. Furthermore, you should really re-examine whether your hypothesis is scientific at all: the breaking of your kneecap happened in the past, so we can't rewind and run it over again, like a laboratory experiment. Even if we could, it wouldn't prove that I broke your kneecap the previous time. Plus, let's not even get into the fact that the entire universe might have just popped into existence right before I said this sentence, with all the evidence of my alleged kneecap-breaking already pre-formed.
Intelligent Design advocate: That's a load of bullshit sophistry! Get me a doctor and a lawyer, not necessarily in that order, and we'll see how that plays in court!
Scientist (turning to audience): And so we see, ladies and gentlemen, when push comes to shove, advocates of Intelligent Design do not actually believe any of the arguments that they profess to believe. When it comes to matters that hit home, they prefer evidence, the scientific method, testable hypotheses, and naturalistic explanations. In fact, they strongly privilege naturalistic explanations over supernatural hocus-pocus or metaphysical wankery. It is only within the reality-distortion field of their ideological crusade that they give credence to the flimsy, ridiculous arguments which we so commonly see on display. I must confess, it kind of felt good, for once, to be the one spouting free-form bullshit; it's so terribly easy and relaxing, compared to marshaling rigorous arguments backed up by empirical evidence. But I fear that if I were to continue, then it would be habit-forming, and bad for my soul. Therefore, I bid you adieu.
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Post by Grayon Brand on Sept 12, 2006 18:24:41 GMT -8
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.
A night of tall tales commences.
The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."
The second chimes in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."
The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
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One guess as to who the third Cowboy is.... ^_^
Oh, and Aureus, I meant Ryu H. Not normal Ryu.. or the other Ryu... DAMN! I should make nicknames for you guys...
Like Ninja Ryu, Plainclothes Ryu, and Transparent Ryu! Collect them all!
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Post by Aureus on Sept 12, 2006 18:26:26 GMT -8
Chuck Norris?
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Post by Grayon Brand on Sept 12, 2006 18:34:37 GMT -8
The only man bad-ass enough to beat in Master Chief's head and steal his suit...  |
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Post by icywhite on Sept 13, 2006 12:12:15 GMT -8
HEY EVERYONE!!!  And your still wrong abut who I am. If you care that much the hint is in my location. |
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Post by Aureus on Sept 13, 2006 12:55:15 GMT -8
I'm the best Ryu...
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Post by Bastion R. Williams on Sept 14, 2006 19:03:21 GMT -8
A bit of teacher humor...  |
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Post by icywhite on Sept 15, 2006 15:59:15 GMT -8
Time for student humor.  |
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Post by Grayon Brand on Sept 20, 2006 15:28:02 GMT -8
Okay, time to test my Photo editting skillz...  And now, Kiddies, It's STORY TIME! Campaign Log: 9-20 I have spent long and hard on this plan, but it all seems for naught. My plan was to send a full out attack on the enemy, but the enemy seemed aware of my plans. There is most likely a traitor in my midst... but I only wrote my plan in the log, which is kept safe at all times... Where? Out where everyone can see it... who would look there!? But anyway, at 0300 this morning, I put my plan into action. I sent forward the mobile unit under my command, Tonka Trucks up front, and the Power Wheels units in back for support. I split my army men into two units, tan and green. I sent them around to the enemy's side, and gave them orders to attack only when the mobile unit began their attack. Suddenly, the enemy sprung from their base and attacked in full force, quickly penetrating my lines and reaching my command post quickly. However, I quickly destroyed my post and hid in my next line. The enemy retreated soon after, not wanting to pursue. You know what, I think I will make another attack, and again try to retake the front porch of my house! The enemy, my mother, has been trying desperately to capture me for some time. However... I need to find a way out of this tree first. Some branches broke as I climbed up... |
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