Jason Harris
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Post by Jason Harris on Jan 1, 2007 9:58:41 GMT -8
I'm lazy and I finally got around to doing this, now then...
Got a funny/stupid/WTF!!!!!!1!!one!! story to share? Here's your place.
NOTE: There are many stories and blah blah blah, short version ALL stories welcome (I have a feeling I shouldn't of typed that >.>)
As for stories here's one:
Parents: Hey Dylan.
Me: Yeah?
Parents: We're turning on the heater so if you smell something funny it's just the heater.
Me: ... uh huh...
Parents: Just wanted you to know.
Me: *shuts the door and turns to freind* Well my parents are gonna be stoned for a bit.
Friend: Did they expect you to believe that?
Me: I hope not, that'd just be sad.
EDIT: I forgot to say, we sure as hell smelt it.
True story, now POST YOUR STORIES!
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Post by Mitsuki Park on Jan 1, 2007 13:44:32 GMT -8
*6th Grade*
Mom: We're going to get your braces soon.
Me: Okay.
*7th Grade*
Mom: We're going to get your braces soon.
Me: Okay.....
*8th Grade*
-Missed all appointments-
*Current Time*
Me: We missed my ortho appointment. It was supposed to be 8:30 a.m. on Saturday.
Mom: Really? They were supposed to call me for when the appointment was.
Me: It was supposed to be on 8:30 a.m. on Saturday.
Mom: They never called.
Me: I told you when it was..
Mom: You slept in.
Me: So? You did too.
Mom: We'll go tomorrow.
Me: =___=;... (Mental Thoughts: Tomorrow, or next year?)
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Aureus
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Here's to the memory, but if it's not killing me, it doesn't bother me
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Post by Aureus on Jan 1, 2007 14:03:25 GMT -8
Poor, crooked toothed Phishy. *pat* Just wait until you get 'em and they come out. You'll have an awesome smile.  |
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Post by chihiro on Jan 1, 2007 17:19:57 GMT -8
Ugh, I know how that feels, Suki. Just imagine that story extending to your freshmen year of college and your mom finally stopped even pretending that you're getting them. x.x *pokes crooked teefers* ><
And Dyl...um...wow. -__-
I can't think storily right now, I'll put one up later.
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Jason Harris
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Why don't you go to www.cutamotha.com that's me lookin at ya.[A1i:6]
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Post by Jason Harris on Jan 1, 2007 17:25:56 GMT -8
Yeah Ally I know, the sad part is I was really telling the truth. As far as the braces go Suki... I hated them, but my smile kicks ass now XD
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Post by chihiro on Jan 1, 2007 17:37:56 GMT -8
*hides mouth* >_>
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Post by Dyl on Jan 1, 2007 17:44:14 GMT -8
Trust me Ally there is NO way that it could be as bad as mine was. The braces people are now using my before and after pics to show what they can do to even the worst mouth.
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Post by Mitsuki Park on Jan 1, 2007 18:48:02 GMT -8
Thing is, even if I don't have braces my teeth look straight in pictures because they're crooked symmetrically. It's weird... XD
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^Teeth. XD? Sort of..
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Post by Karel on Jan 1, 2007 19:38:52 GMT -8
*Thanks whatever diety in existance for having teeth that straightens themselves out*
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Post by Mitsuki Park on Jan 2, 2007 16:43:47 GMT -8
Okay, so my mom and grandma aren't home and won't be back until...tomorrow! XD Anywho. My dad overcooked today and...yeah..
Me: ..I'm full...
Dad: Finish your last pizza.
Me: I'm full to the point where I can't even finish my orange juice. I'll eat it tomorrow.
Dad: At least eat a fruit.
Me: I'm full! What part of that do you not understand!? Why'd you cook so much?! Mom isn't even here!
Dad: So you're not going to eat a fruit?
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Jason Harris
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Post by Jason Harris on Jan 3, 2007 12:00:02 GMT -8
OK just five or so minutes ago I was sleeping on account of another night with out sleep. Then my mom calls.
Me: What do you want I was sleeping.
Mom: I need you to... (I kinda fell back asleep) HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?
me: ... sorry I'm tired.
Mom: Why don't you sleep?
Me: I was sleeping, then you called.
Mom: Don't act like it's my fault your not asleep!
Me: *hangs up*
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Jyo
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True strength is the willingness to improve one's self in any way
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Post by Jyo on Jan 3, 2007 18:37:21 GMT -8
Here's one form hanging out with some friends at a Christmas party.
Misty: John.... John?.... JOHN!
Me: What?
Misty: There are two bags of smokless powder with fuses in my fridge. And I cant find my matches. Explain... Explain VERY quickly
Me: Why is it anytime something that can blow up is found you blame me? I like sharp objects much more.
Misty: Mabey because my brother didn't clean out the fridge and you threatend to blow any form of mold to kingdom com and back
Me: Curcumstantial evidance is all you got.
David: What are you yelling at John for?
Misty: Because soemone's trying to destroy our fridge which you were supposed to clean.
David: Huh? oh the powder bombs. Wonder where those got to. I set them down while getting the 151. Sorry about that.
John: See told you.
David: By the way. John you left that snake you were going to put in Turbo's bed in the bathroom.
Me: Yeah so what?
David: Well you remember how I needed to get the drain repaired?
Me: Yeah?.....
David: Well Roto Rooters on the way. Apparently i got stuck a little ways down and I can't reach it.
Me: What you never heard of pliers. Now we have to pay soemone to do what I can do.
Misty: John you have five seconds to get up there and get that snake out before I do it myself and shove it up a different hole.
Me: Don't tease me with a good time.
David: John you are a sick sick man and I feel sorry for you.
Me: Hell if you are around me you lose all parts of shame. Fell free to bust out with the mustard and shave the wildlife
Misty: Okay I'm gone from this.
David: My god man. You were able to get her to leave with only two sentances and not even try.
Me: I do few things but I do them well. Now how about we take a few shots and get that snake.
Yeah things got worse from that point on.
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Post by chihiro on Jan 3, 2007 20:20:47 GMT -8
o_______O That's even weirder than Dylan...
Hokai, I have a story now:
Scene- Ally, the father figure "Dad", and the grents "Pop" and "Nan" are seated down to dinner eatting chili and texas garlic toast (FTW!). Dad, Nan, and Ally get into a discussion about said garlic toast and how Dad can't cook worth beans.
Pop: *Eats*
Dad: This toast looks different than mine..
Ally: Is it because it's not burnt?
Nan: No, it's just better.
Dad: Idk, I make mine in the toaster oven..
Nan: You can't make texas garlic toast in the toaster oven, there's cheese on top!
Ally: Did you walk away from it like you do when you cook anything?
Pop: *Eats*
Dad: Uhh...
Nan: Mhmm, he did.
Ally: You can't walk away from things when you're COOKING them!! (I tell him this all the time)
Dad: How do YOU make texas garlic toast then!?
Nan: In the OVEN.
Dad: I don't use the oven. Ever.
Ally: *muttered* Thank goodness.
Nan: Why don't you use your oven?
Dad: Because that means someday I'll have to clean it.
Ally: *mental head slap*
Pop: *eats*
Nan: You put the toast in an aluminum PAN, you don't need to clean the oven.
Dad: I don't use aluminum pans, I use aluminum foil.
Nan: Well pans are better, there's no mess.
Dad: Well what do you do?
Nan: I put them in the oven at 425 for 6 minutes like the box says.
Dad: The box says things?
Ally: -.- Yes, Dad, that's what all the letters are for.
Dad: I always wondered...
Nan: You don't read the sides of the boxes!?!?!
Ally: I think he's taking you for a ride, Nan.
Dad: So could I put them in at 450 for 5 minutes? It'll make em quicker.
Nan, Ally: NO.
Pop: *Eats*
Ayee...*slaps forhead*
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Jason Harris
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Post by Jason Harris on Jan 4, 2007 14:09:32 GMT -8
wow...
Time- summer last year
Dad: Hey you want a job next summer?
Me: I want one now, but I don't have a way to get to it.
Dad: When you get you drivers license next year I can get you a job.. (short version, I'll be doing construction)
Time- start of school year
Me: I need to take drivers ed so I can get my license when I turn 16.
Mom and Dad: Well see what we can do.
Me: there are classes starting soon.
Mom and Dad: well see.
Time- a months ago
Mom: Drivers ed classes are starting soon, you want to take one?
Me: I'm not taking it in Indiana snow.
Mom: Why not?
Me: ...
Dad: In INDIANA SNOW are you joking?
Time- just now
Mom: When are you taking drivers ed?
Me: I wanted to half a year ago.
Mom: Why didn't you tell us?
Me: I did.
Mom: Well do you want to take it this summer?
Me: How will I get to and do the job dad is going to get mr with out my drivers license?
Mom: You should of told us sooner so-
Me: I did.
Mom: No you didn't.
Dad: Yeah he did we just forgot the first time and me and him agreed you were crazy to want him to take it in winter with the snow we get.
Mom: I don't forget, you guys do!
Me: *whispering to my dad* I said I need to right?
Dad: *whispering to me* yeah she just forgot like always.
I can already picture the next conversation about this.
Mom: It cost to much.
Me: No shit.
And blah blah blah, use you imagination.
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Post by chihiro on Jan 4, 2007 18:18:24 GMT -8
I have another one, haha.
Scene: Coming back from getting pizza. "Dad" is driving, "Ally" is sitting shotgun, and the grents are sitting in the back.
Dad: You grandma is a hacker.
Ally: What??
Dad: She hacks.
Nan: I what?
Ally: Nan doesn't hack computers.
Dad: She could if she wanted to.
Ally: No she couldn't!
Nan: No I couldn't!
Dad: Well, she's a pretend hacker.
Ally: You can't pretend to be a hacker..
Nan: What's a hacker?
Dad: Well, she's a computer addict.
Ally: ...and that's supposed to make her a hacker?
Dad: Yes.
Ally: I'm not related to you.
Nan: Oh, look at the pretty houses..
This went on for about 10 minutes...oh boy.
I swear, I think I was adopted.
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