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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2007 20:22:55 GMT -8
I've got an atomic sex drive. Once a day, but most of the time I end up having to jerk it because my bitches are on the corner making me money.
But in all seriousness though, not that much - it fucking hurts my heart when I get a boner. I used to be able to go for a couple hours at a time without strain (just maintaining erection, not time between orgasms), but now? It just hurts, and bad too. I think my heart may give out before I can find a suitable wife and get a family going.
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Aureus
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Post by Aureus on Dec 3, 2007 20:59:19 GMT -8
o.o
That. Sucks.
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Post by Stu Pott on Dec 4, 2007 9:50:49 GMT -8
Unfortunate. Your global Empire is going to come up short if you have no Heirs.
Know, however, that I'll continue on, loyal to the Empire, to the day I die. I suggest installing me as Prime Minister, since I'm extremely fertile.
And, well, I have a political policy that'll break your neck, keep ya on the check. BYAHHH
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Post by lyle on Dec 4, 2007 13:48:48 GMT -8
My shit recovers FAST, I'll make your heirs.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2007 16:40:26 GMT -8
Lol, this has either got to be a heart defect, or muscle strain since my junk is HUEG LIEK XBOX.
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Post by Stu Pott on Dec 5, 2007 8:01:53 GMT -8
Muscle Strain.
In your cock.
LULZ.
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Post by Karel on Dec 17, 2007 0:43:40 GMT -8
Just saw this.
Umm, does anyone even want to know?
You can probably guess.
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Post by Stu Pott on Dec 17, 2007 16:13:15 GMT -8
Nope! Thanks for stopping by though.
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Post by Jenna Scorn on Dec 21, 2007 11:37:14 GMT -8
This thread is fucked up!!!!!!!!
**Votes**
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Post by Aureus on Dec 21, 2007 11:38:22 GMT -8
Wasn't what I intended, but go ahead, Kiki. >_>
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Post by Jenna Scorn on Dec 21, 2007 12:02:46 GMT -8
:3
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Post by lyle on Dec 21, 2007 18:26:05 GMT -8
Once a day..?  |
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Post by Mr. Kaar on Dec 22, 2007 9:41:43 GMT -8
1-2 times a day.
On average anyways.
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