Post by Aris Love on Sept 5, 2006 13:35:31 GMT -8
NOTE: This was not written for the point of a good piece of literature. It was written so that people could respect Steve Irwin in his last moments.
So Steve Irwin is our topic today. He is one of the greatest crocodile saving, documentary filiming, short short wearing, Australian accent using, Guy EVER!
So as far as everyone knows Steve Irwin wrestled Crocodiles and other dangerous animals. He even came out with his own movie called Crocodile Collision Course. And Even though Steve Irwin never 'Hunted' Crocodiles he was known as the crocodile hunter.
And as we all heard (Probably on the news) Steve Irwin was stung by a sting ray barb. It was a painful experience and he supposedly died instaneously. But That is a LIE!
Steve Irwin was too great of a man to be killed by a normal sting ray. His magical short shorts would have protected him, but what really happened was far worse.
The story begins as Steve Irwin takes a swim while filming his new documentary/show 'Dangers of the Deep'. Meanwhile Paul Hogan(The actor who played in Crocodile Dundee) Decided that Steve Irwin had to be destroyed. So Paul Hogan designed an incredibly powerful Mechanical Sting Ray. This sting ray was a marvel of advanced engineering and was created out of jealousy and anger.
And as Steve sets upon his swim Paul Hogan unleashes his deadly machine upon the waters. Steve Irwin was hit right in the chest and the lethal barb pierced his heart. But Steve Irwin refused to die that easily. The second he felt his life leaving him he broke off the machine's tail and stabbed the sting ray in the head with it's own barb.
After this the incredible man we all know as Steve Irwin died peacefully. Unfortunately as the Sting Ray died it unleashed an aura of brain-washing upon the area and everyone forgot what happened.
So now our hero is dead and we are all a little bit less inside, but we will remember that Steve Irwin lives on in our hearts.
~Written by Hyph-N
This story is based on two Questions that I asked.
Fact 1) Steve Irwin wrestled with Crocodiles so how could a sting ray kill him?
Fact 2) I always confused Steve Irwin and Paul Hogan so I am assuming that Paul was always jealous.
Criticize all you want, it don't change my opinion.
So Steve Irwin is our topic today. He is one of the greatest crocodile saving, documentary filiming, short short wearing, Australian accent using, Guy EVER!
So as far as everyone knows Steve Irwin wrestled Crocodiles and other dangerous animals. He even came out with his own movie called Crocodile Collision Course. And Even though Steve Irwin never 'Hunted' Crocodiles he was known as the crocodile hunter.
And as we all heard (Probably on the news) Steve Irwin was stung by a sting ray barb. It was a painful experience and he supposedly died instaneously. But That is a LIE!
Steve Irwin was too great of a man to be killed by a normal sting ray. His magical short shorts would have protected him, but what really happened was far worse.
The story begins as Steve Irwin takes a swim while filming his new documentary/show 'Dangers of the Deep'. Meanwhile Paul Hogan(The actor who played in Crocodile Dundee) Decided that Steve Irwin had to be destroyed. So Paul Hogan designed an incredibly powerful Mechanical Sting Ray. This sting ray was a marvel of advanced engineering and was created out of jealousy and anger.
And as Steve sets upon his swim Paul Hogan unleashes his deadly machine upon the waters. Steve Irwin was hit right in the chest and the lethal barb pierced his heart. But Steve Irwin refused to die that easily. The second he felt his life leaving him he broke off the machine's tail and stabbed the sting ray in the head with it's own barb.
After this the incredible man we all know as Steve Irwin died peacefully. Unfortunately as the Sting Ray died it unleashed an aura of brain-washing upon the area and everyone forgot what happened.
So now our hero is dead and we are all a little bit less inside, but we will remember that Steve Irwin lives on in our hearts.
~Written by Hyph-N
This story is based on two Questions that I asked.
Fact 1) Steve Irwin wrestled with Crocodiles so how could a sting ray kill him?
Fact 2) I always confused Steve Irwin and Paul Hogan so I am assuming that Paul was always jealous.
Criticize all you want, it don't change my opinion.