PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259'S OMAKE INTERVIEWS!!!

[meigan]

Iyaいや says:
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -waves- WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EDITION OF YOUR FAVORITE INTERVIEW SHOW!! x333!! TODAY WE HAVE YET ANOTHER GUEST TO BOTHER! RIGHT? 8DDD!?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Yes indeed! And yet another double teamed interview for your viewing pleasure! Welcome, friend!
Shikamaru says:
"Vy, hallo zer, mein gut fraus."
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Mind introducing yourself mon frair?
Iyaいや says:
Yes yes! Introductions are in order!
Shikamaru says:
"Vell... zer are some who call me "Thrush", uzzerz as "Jonathan"... or even by my last name, "Winters"... but you may call me, mein gut fraus, "Unfettered". A pleasure." *Bows*
Iyaいや says:
WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY NAMES D: SO HARD TO MEMORIZE ALL THAT DX
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Alright Mine Good Frah Unfettered! Tell us, what is your favorite color?
Shikamaru says:
"Kehehe..." *Pats First Interviewer, Turns To Second* "You know... I never have been able to claim 'von' color as mein favorite... Usually, colors are a symphonia of artistical music, ven zey are displayed togezzer, complementing each uzzer, ja?"
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
UTTER BRILLIANCE! Are you an atrist Mine Good Frah Unfettered?
Iyaいや says:
-taking notes-
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
artist...
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
AN ARTIST OR AN ATRIST?!
Shikamaru says:
*Laughs* "... I leave zat to your discretion..." *Smiles... Eying Both Of Them With His One Eye*
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
...Kay. *whispers to cohost *Was that a come on? o.O
Iyaいや says:
no idea. D:
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
OKAY!
Iyaいや says:
@_@ Sooooo any preferences and favorites? On food? Girls? teachers? subjects? gender? SEX POSITIONS?!
Shikamaru says:
"Hmm, vell---Vait, vat? VAT!? o_x;;;..."
Iyaいや says:
JUST ANSWER 8)
Iyaいや says:
;DD
Shikamaru says:
"Uh... vell, vait. You just vant me to list zem off or zomething?"
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
YES!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
TELL USSSS!!!
Iyaいや says:
WAI NOT?! I HAD A CUP OF SUGAR FOR BREAKFAST AND I'M HIGH SO YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
OMG I DID TOO GO FIGURE! What do YOU eat for breakfast Mine Good Frah Unfettered?!?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Sugar? Cereal? BABIES?!
Iyaいや says:
GIRLS?!
Shikamaru says:
">_x..."
Shikamaru says:
"...Usually, I like to vake up early to bake my own bread, ven I get ze chance. Warm up some coffee, and vork my vay into ze day."
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Hey ladies, he bakes!
Iyaいや says:
Hard to find ;D!
Shikamaru says:
"<_x..."
Shikamaru says:
"I'm not zome sort of cheap piece of merchandise, ja know."
Iyaいや says:
THEN WHAT IS THIS PRICE TAG ON YOUR BACK?! D:
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
YEAH!!
Shikamaru says:
">_x;..."
Shikamaru says:
*Reaches Back*
Shikamaru says:
"...Vat---Who ze hell!?---" *Look Of Horror Dawning On Face...*
Iyaいや says:
! -hides price stickers-
Iyaいや says:
>3
Iyaいや says:
Anywaaaaaaaaaay~ How's life so far? 8) Any girls you're after? or maybe after you? MAYBE BOYS IF YOU SWING THAT WAY? 8DDDD?!
Shikamaru says:
">_x;;;"
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
OH YES DO TELL US! And saucy stories you want to share you hunk of german cheesecake!?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
..Is cheesecake from Germany?
Shikamaru says:
"Mm. Gut question. I've been zinking of zese two---no, three girls, actually, zo ze third is becoming increasingly unattractive in mein eye."
Shikamaru says:
"---Vait, vat?"
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
SPILL! Who are these girls and where are they so we can bust their heads ope- I mean, send them flowers!
Iyaいや says:
YES YES >3
Iyaいや says:
-hides axe-
Shikamaru says:
"I don't quite trust you... but..." *Eyes Axe, Swallows* "...Vell, ze first gal I broke it off vith... Und she attacked me. Had a thing with causing 'calamity'."
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Calamity eh? Sounds like a wild one!
Iyaいや says:
DOES SHE LIKE IT ON TOP!?
Shikamaru says:
"I don't know zat...! >_x;;;..."
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*flips through his cellphone* Do you still have her number?
Iyaいや says:
okay! what about the other ones?!
Shikamaru says:
"Probably... Ja. First crush... Quiet girl. One-sided fling... Began to see tings zat I did not like... Und, now I have a var started up between myself und my 'unofficial' followers/comrades, versuz ze Student Hierarchy... though, nuzzing big started up. Beginning to see a pattern here? >_x;;;"
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
From a wild girl with a frying pan to a quiet girl and a war...I SEE NO PATTERN!
Iyaいや says:
NOT AT ALL
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
CONTINUE! XP
Iyaいや says:
CONTINUE! XP
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*Simulatenously XD*
Shikamaru says:
"...I meant ze correlation of violent ends.... Jeez... >_x;..."
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
So you're aggressive?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
IN BED?!
Iyaいや says:
OH~ SO YOU LIKE IT ON TOP!
Shikamaru says:
"Uh... vell, second von is more of a 'crush' on mein self.---VAT!? NO. NO... I.... Vell, I've never actually tried anyzing like zat..."
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Sure ya didn't...
Shikamaru says:
*Mutters To Self* "...Unless you count rape... >_x..."
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON YOURSELF?!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
SHOCKING!
Iyaいや says:
OMG!
Shikamaru says:
"VAT ZE HELL!? NO! NOOO!" *Confused And Agitated, Twitching Uncontrollably*
Iyaいや says:
ZEN CLARIFY!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
CLARIFYYY!
Shikamaru says:
"Gut GOD, vomen are evil... >_x;;;..."
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*flexes claws* So we've heard. CONTINUE!
Iyaいや says:
-wipes blood off mouth- CONTINUE, KPLZ
Shikamaru says:
*Swallows, Looks To The Side* "Hokay. Ze second von iz actually a girl who has a crush on me... Nice body. Bit petite. Dunno if I'd like zomething like zat, though... I kinda like a challenge in a woman, but she has many nice attributes to herself. I dunno." *Scratches Head...* "Und, ze third..."
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
THERE'S MOAR?!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
YOU HEARTBREAKER!
Iyaいや says:
MOAR?! YOU PLAYER!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
PIMP!
Shikamaru says:
"..."
Shikamaru says:
"<_x;;; Zee, zis is vy I zink I'll end up being a very lonely man later on..." *Groans, Looks At The Two Hosts'*
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Continue, you wretched foriegn honey bun!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Do they make honey buns in Germany?
Iyaいや says:
DO THEY HAVE PIE?!
Iyaいや says:
And...
Iyaいや says:
IS IT TRUE THAT PENIS SIZE IS RELATED TO SHOE SIZE?! O____O
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
WHATS YOUR SHOE SIZE?!
Shikamaru says:
">_x;;;..."
Shikamaru says:
"Look... DO YOU VANT TO KNOW OR NOT!? -_x;;; I don't KNOW if zer are honey buns in Germany. PROBABLY in some obscure place. Pie? JA, zat's a freaking international food. Und...---I honestly have no idea vat ze hell shoe size has to do vith ze size of von man's phallus.... >_x;;;..."
Iyaいや says:
BOXERS OR BRIEFS?!
Iyaいや says:

=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
POTATOES OR BUNGY CORDS?!
Iyaいや says:
SEME OR UKE?!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
AND FINISH YOUR THOUGHT!
Shikamaru says:
*Sigh Of Resignation* "Boxerz.... potatoes... uh... Seme sounds gut, I guess? Und... uh... jeez... Ze girl I might legitimately have a crush on iz apparently named after a famous French prison... Nice girl..." *Mutters Quietly To Self, Bowing Face To Cover With Hair* "Really nice girl..."
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
A french prison?!
Iyaいや says:
! OOOH!? SO SHE LIKES BDSM!?
Iyaいや says:
I MUST HAVE HER NUMBER!
Iyaいや says:

Shikamaru says:
"..."
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
What French prison! Is she incarcerated there?!
Shikamaru says:
"..Are you two going to mock me at every inch and turn I take in zis conversation?..." *Reveals Face, Grinning, Crackling Noises Behind Back, Hands Conveninantly Placed Behind Himself.*
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
....Mock? I do not mock!
Iyaいや says:
I Jest~
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Me too!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Do tell us, wonderful honoured guest, why she is named after a French prison?
Iyaいや says:
INDEED
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
INCARCERATED?!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*cough*
Shikamaru says:
*Glares*
Shikamaru says:
"...I don't know. I just know her by name, und her... 'skillz'." *Monotonic Voice*
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
...Skills?
Shikamaru says:
"Ja. Fighting."
Iyaいや says:
oooh
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
A fighter, eh?
Iyaいや says:
(I have to go guys -keeps lolling her head off- )
Iyaいや says:
WE MUST MEET THIS GIRL.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
(XD)
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
INDEED!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
AND BREAK HER KNEECAPS!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
I mean...SEND HER FLOWERS!
Shikamaru says:
"..Ja... right. Of course." *Sarcasm, Rolls Eye*
Shikamaru says:
"Look, are ve done here? I have students to strategically rescue und a school to dominate."
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
OKAY!
Iyaいや says:
OKAY!
Shikamaru says:
">_x;;"
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
WRAP US UP, CO-HOST! *chases boy with chisel*
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
YOU ARE A HARD EGG TO CRACK!
Shikamaru says:
"OYE, OYE... VAT ZE HELL!? GET ZAT AVAY FROM ME!" *Running, Activates Qi*
Iyaいや says:
SO THIS ENDS OUR INTERVIEW WITH MEESTER VINTERS! !! WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN! SAME SHOW! SAME HIJINKS! MORE CANNIBALISM ON THE NEXT EPISODE!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
BUH BYE NOW!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*continues chasing*
Shikamaru says:
"PREPARE TO FACE SUPERIOR GERMAN INGENUITY! LET US BATTLE!" *Charges Chisel Girl*
Iyaいや says:
THE SHOW HAS FUCKING ENDED. -BLASTS A FLAMETHROWER-

[seishounohana]

Iyaいや says:
GOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOOD DAY PEOPLES AND WELCOME BACK TO YET ANOTHER EPISODE OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW WHERE WE HARRAS- I mean... ASK OUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS QUESTIONS! Here on the studio today, we have~
Mathew Amtrum says:
*looks to the camera guy* I'm not doing this.... seriously I will fucking ki-- *is shoved in front of the camera fuming* Fine whatever! Lets get this over with
Iyaいや says:
-nudges- Name~?
Mathew Amtrum says:
Mathew Amtrum. The Earth Dragon. And don't you fucking forget it!
Iyaいや says:
Okay~ .... wait, what? owo
Iyaいや says:
-forgot-
Mathew Amtrum says:
*scowls and punches one of the sound guys causing him to fly through a wall* I am not repeating it
Iyaいや says:
OKAY! So~ WELECOME TO THE 259 OMAKE INTERVIEW! 83 Tell us something about yourself? Your likes? Dislikes?
Mathew Amtrum says:
My likes? I like girls, freedom, taking the moment as it comes. I dislike annoying do gooders out to make a name for themselves. And I dislike Herman the German.
Iyaいや says:
owO? Herman the German? Whozzat?
Mathew Amtrum says:
I don't know his name. Some fucking Nazi with an eyepatch
Iyaいや says:
He's a Nazi? O-O
Mathew Amtrum says:
Well he had one of those symbols on his eyepatch so I assume so
Mathew Amtrum says:
German guy with a whatcha call it? Schwazchika?
Iyaいや says:
Ah~
Iyaいや says:
So~ -looks through script- Oh, Oh! :3 How do you find life so far? Anything interesting happened lately?
Mathew Amtrum says:
Well lets see. I start a revolt against the system back home in New York only to be removed from the picture and sent across the country to this hell hole. Then I am captured by some fucking creep to be expirimented on. Oh life is just fucking dandy.
Iyaいや says:
Experimented on? O_O DID THEY GIVE YOU BIONIC ARMS? MAYBE WINGS THAT FALL OFF WHEN YOU TRY TO FLY?!
Iyaいや says:
O_O
Mathew Amtrum says:
No they injected me with a bunch of drugs and set me to fight a bunch of people. Fucking Moron didn't even see that I had a Qi at first. For someone that apparently moniters and enhances that shit he isn't too bright.
Iyaいや says:
So you're a druggie?
Iyaいや says:
o-o
Iyaいや says:
is he a druggie?
Mathew Amtrum says:
*sarcasm* Yes I am a druggie and I am thinking about killing you and taking your money for my next fucking fix. No I am not a mother fucking druggie! What are you a fucking retard?
Iyaいや says:
YES 83
Mathew Amtrum says:
Of course you are.....
Iyaいや says:
Next question~ -spins- HOW ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE? ANY GIRLS THAT CATCH YOUR INTEREST? X3 ... or boys, if you're that kinda type~ -snickers-
Mathew Amtrum says:
Girls yeah there are a couple of girls that caught my eye. Emily is one, Bastille another. But I like to keep my options open. Never know when another cute girl or three will enter your life. Though both Emily and Bastille are a bit complicated. Emily apparently likes some Unfettered dude. And Bastille is my slave... but she has a temper on her.
Iyaいや says:
YOUR SEX SLAVE? O_O
Mathew Amtrum says:
Not yet. She still needs to be trained. But who knows.
Iyaいや says:
OOH. CAN I BORROW HER? D8
Iyaいや says:
PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE?
Iyaいや says:
;___;
Mathew Amtrum says:
No
Iyaいや says:
Damn.
Mathew Amtrum says:
No you may not
Iyaいや says:
Damn.
Iyaいや says:
>>
Iyaいや says:
<<
Iyaいや says:
So~
Iyaいや says:
...
Iyaいや says:
BOOBS OR ASS?
Mathew Amtrum says:
Both
Iyaいや says:
JUST ONE.
Mathew Amtrum says:
*grabs your boob then your ass* Hmmm I am going to have to say ass for you then.
Iyaいや says:
O_O;;
Iyaいや says:
>_>;
Mathew Amtrum says:
What?
Mathew Amtrum says:
you asked
Iyaいや says:
Next question -cough- >>
Iyaいや says:
BOXERS OR BRIEFS?!
Iyaいや says:
O_O
Mathew Amtrum says:
Commando
Iyaいや says:
...
Iyaいや says:
You're a tough cookie ._.
Mathew Amtrum says:
*shrugs* Are you done then?
Iyaいや says:
... I'm out of questions. ._.
Iyaいや says:
OR NOT
Iyaいや says:
8 D
Iyaいや says:
... or maybe I do?
Iyaいや says:
WHO KNOWS?!
Mathew Amtrum says:
*punches another sound guy through a wall*
Iyaいや says:
FOR NOW WE WILL CUT THIS INTERVIEW SHORT. WE'RE OUTTA TIME~ DD8
Mathew Amtrum says:
*grabs camera and smashes it in to the Camera guy's face*
Mathew Amtrum says:
Who is next!? You! *points to reporter and approaches*
Iyaいや says:
OMG, I'm Gonna die... D:
Iyaいや says:
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR YET ANOTHER INSANE EPISODE OF PHS259 INTERVIEWS!! ... AHH!! THE CA-M---R------ *bzzt*

[seishounohana]

Iyaいや says:
WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER EDITION OF 259 OMAKE INTERVIEWS! WE FEATURE THE BEST OF THE MENTALLY ILL AND THE WORST OF THE SANE! 8DHeeeere in our lovely studio, we have our very own~
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
*Backstage* "..You sure?..Well..Why isn't that..Well where's my free phonecall?!" *Is pushed out to stage*
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
*Stares at audience, stares at interviewer* "Uh...Hi..."
Iyaいや says:
o-o;
Iyaいや says:
WAI HALO THAR MEESTER.. uh... Who... are you again? D8
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"Uh..Travers..Cody Travers.."
Iyaいや says:
TREVOR?! ?
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"..It's pronounced Travers" >_>;;
Iyaいや says:
SO MEESTER TREMORS, TELL US A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF! Your likes... dislikes... THINGS LIKE THAT
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
*Sits down* "Well..Um..I like working out..Sparring..Food..You know, the usual stuff."
Iyaいや says:
o.o
Iyaいや says:
...
Iyaいや says:
LIKE PORN?
Iyaいや says:
PORN IS USUAL.
Iyaいや says:
8)
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"..It is?"
Iyaいや says:
YUP.
Iyaいや says:
8)
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"..Not with me, it's not."
Iyaいや says:
D8
Iyaいや says:
So
Iyaいや says:
ANY FAVORITES?
Iyaいや says:
Food?
Iyaいや says:
Colour?
Iyaいや says:
SEX POSITIONS?
Iyaいや says:
CONDOM BRAND?
Iyaいや says:

Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"..Er, sex positions? Brand? I just like bread, ok?! I also like Green!"
Iyaいや says:
...
Iyaいや says:
Ooooh Greeeen
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"..>_>;; You're beginning to scare me Ms. Interviewer.."
Iyaいや says:
8DVY, TANKYU.
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
;;
Iyaいや says:
SO
Iyaいや says:
How's life so far?
Iyaいや says:
anyone interesting? Girls you've had your eye on? Girls you raped?
Iyaいや says:
GUYS YOU RAPED?!
Iyaいや says:
IF ANY
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"Well, if it so pleases you to know, I'm still a virgin.." >_>;;
Iyaいや says:
DO YOU HEAR THAT FOLKS! HE'S A VIRGIN!
Iyaいや says:
... so you've never gotten around to do anything with a girl?
Iyaいや says:
have you even seen any of the female species? well, besides myself... of course.
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"..Sadly, I haven't done anything with a girl, have gone anywhere with any girl..And yes, I've seen girls before."
Iyaいや says:
AWWWWH POOR THING
Iyaいや says:
D:
Iyaいや says:
WE MUST CALL THE RAEP SQUAD AFTER THE INTERVIEW!
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"..Raep..Squad?"
Iyaいや says:
So~ I've asked this before, but I'll ask again cuz you didn't answer -hits with frying pan-
Iyaいや says:
Anything interesting happening lately?
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
*Hit with frying pan, doesn't budge* "What do you mean..?"
Iyaいや says:
SO NOTHING'S BEEN HAPPENING IN YOUR LIFE?
Iyaいや says:
D:
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"Well..No."
Iyaいや says:
SHAREEEEEE
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"Share what? I've got nothing TO share.." >_>;;
Iyaいや says:
o-o oh
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"Well..Hang on.." *Pulls apple out of pocket*
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
*Gives
Iyaいや says:
Boring. Who the fuck brought this gu- ... OOOH APPLE -NOM-
Iyaいや says:
!
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"Well, actually, i've recent gotten into a fight with Aureus..Not to mention met some new freaky teachers at this school..Other than that..Not too much."
Iyaいや says:
Tsk tsk... you should go on one of them blind dates
Iyaいや says:
-nods sagely-
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"Blind..Dates?..I don't do that sort of thing.."
Iyaいや says:
YOU'LL DIE A VIRGIN OTHERWISE D:
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"Well, I guess that's not good now is it?"
Iyaいや says:
...
Iyaいや says:
NEXT QUESTION!
Iyaいや says:

Iyaいや says:
BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
Iyaいや says:
CAKE OR PIE?
Iyaいや says:
CASTRATION OR FORCED TUBAL LIGATION!?
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"..Boxers..Cake...And...WHAT?!"
Iyaいや says:
THE CAKE IS A LIE.
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"No, it is not!"
Iyaいや says:
IT IS
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"Isn't!"
Iyaいや says:
IT IS.
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"IS NOT"
Iyaいや says:
IS TOO
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"Bah.." *Throws cake at*
Iyaいや says:
-NOM-
Iyaいや says:

Iyaいや says:
NAO FINAL QUESTION
Iyaいや says:
... WHAT ARE YOUR MEASUREMENTS?!
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"..Huh?"
Iyaいや says:
...
Iyaいや says:
measurements ^^
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"..Wha?"
Iyaいや says:
MEASUREMENTS D<
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"OF WHAT?!"
Iyaいや says:
THAT THING ON YOUR PANTS
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"My zipper?"
Iyaいや says:
D: SILLY BOY
Iyaいや says:
YOUR SIZE, MY DEAR INTERVIEWEE.
Iyaいや says:
THE GIRLS HAVE TO KNOW
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"They do?"
Iyaいや says:
THEY DO
Iyaいや says:
especially since we're auctioning you.
Iyaいや says:
8)
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"EH?!"
Iyaいや says:
CALL 1-800-HAET-YOU NAO AND AVAIL OF OUR 50% discount
Iyaいや says:
ON VIRGIN BLONDE
Iyaいや says:

Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
T_T;; *Yells to backstage* "YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE A HARMLESS INTERVIEW!"
Iyaいや says:
THEY LIED.
Iyaいや says:

Iyaいや says:
OOHH WE HAVE A CALLER. THAT MEANS THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER AND YOU'RE GOOD AS SOLD!
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
*Crosses arms* "But seriously..Mesurments?"
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"Measurements of what?"
Iyaいや says:
NEVERMIND
Iyaいや says:
WE JUST SOLD YOU FOR $100
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"..To who?"
Iyaいや says:
THat concludes our interview with Mr. CODY TRACTORS! Buh bai now~! <3
Elxyk -- "You mean there are 50 ticking time bombs?!..Fan-tastic!!" says:
"Wait! I want to know who I'm being sold to!"
Iyaいや says:
-chases with packaging tape before camera dies out-

[seishounohana]

Iyaいや says:
HELLO DEAR VIEWERS! WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE SHOW WHERE WE SEXUALLY EXPLOI- er... ask funny questions to our beloved 259 students! Today, we have our very own ~
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*stare.....*
Iyaいや says:
Name~? =D?!
-EmbracingDreams- says:
oh...er...Bastille...Cunningham?
Iyaいや says:
Ooooooh
Iyaいや says:
Bastille? As in the French Prison thing?
-EmbracingDreams- says:
er
-EmbracingDreams- says:
well i was named after it
-EmbracingDreams- says:
so
-EmbracingDreams- says:
...... *mutters* mother had an obsession with ancient fortifications
Iyaいや says:
OHHH
Iyaいや says:
DOES SHE ALSO HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH BDSM!?
-EmbracingDreams- says:
no but i do *smile*
-EmbracingDreams- says:
if that word meant bombs
-EmbracingDreams- says:
....
Iyaいや says:
owo;
-EmbracingDreams- says:
>> otherwise i have no clue what you said
Iyaいや says:
I don't have any clue either.
Iyaいや says:
.___.
Iyaいや says:
OH WELL
Iyaいや says:
Tell us something about yourself!
-EmbracingDreams- says:
oh in that case i have an obsession with explosives there we go
-EmbracingDreams- says:
i like guns better
Iyaいや says:
Your likes, dislikes, favorite food~
-EmbracingDreams- says:
oooh
-EmbracingDreams- says:
thoses...kinda of stuff
-EmbracingDreams- says:
um
-EmbracingDreams- says:
i enjoy eating...and going to the shooting range...and sleeping....and smoking and thats about it
-EmbracingDreams- says:
my favorite food is beef stroganoff
Iyaいや says:
BEEF!
Iyaいや says:

-EmbracingDreams- says:
yum
-EmbracingDreams- says:
>3
Iyaいや says:
I'm getting hungry nao D:
-EmbracingDreams- says:
im eating watermelon ^.^ *nibble nibble*
Iyaいや says:
So~ WHAT ARE YOU VITAL STATISTICS?!
Iyaいや says:

Iyaいや says:
YOUR, I mean
Iyaいや says:

-EmbracingDreams- says:
i do not comprehend the question, do you mean my stats
-EmbracingDreams- says:
cus im not entirely sure
Iyaいや says:
Nooooooooooopw
Iyaいや says:
e
-EmbracingDreams- says:
my dating stats?
Iyaいや says:
I MEANT HOW BIG YOUR BOOBS ARE, HOW THIN YOUR STOMACH IS, AND HOW WIDE YOUR HIPS ARE!
Iyaいや says:

Iyaいや says:
Come on, Ms. Cunningham, this is for the boyyyss~
Iyaいや says:
;D
-EmbracingDreams- says:
IM NOT TELLING YOU THAT!!!!
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*fume fume*
Iyaいや says:
WAI NOT D:
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*mumbles*
Iyaいや says:
BUT YOU HAVE MANY FANBOYS!
-EmbracingDreams- says:
CUS ITS INDECENT
-EmbracingDreams- says:
YES AND THUS I HAVE MORE THEN ENOUGH REASON TO KEEP THAT A SECRET
Iyaいや says:

-EmbracingDreams- says:
*blush mumbles*
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*grumbles*
Iyaいや says:
... whisper it to me? OwO
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*twitch*
Iyaいや says:
Onegaaaai~ <3?
Iyaいや says:
I won't ever tell ;D
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*twitch twitch*
Iyaいや says:
... maybe cupsize instead?
Iyaいや says:

Iyaいや says:
OR FOOT SIZE
-EmbracingDreams- says:
my waist is about 30 inches around
-EmbracingDreams- says:
thats all you get
Iyaいや says:
Ohhhhhhh
-EmbracingDreams- says:
>.<
Iyaいや says:
HEAR THAT BOYS? 30 INCHES!
Iyaいや says:
SOME MENTAL CALCULATIONS ARE DUE!
-EmbracingDreams- says:
UGGGGH SHHHHHH
Iyaいや says:
o-o
Iyaいや says:
OH RIGHT
Iyaいや says:
OxO
-EmbracingDreams- says:
I DONT NEED MORE MEN MAKING SHRINES TO ME, its creepy enough going to hide in the boys bathroom only to find them building a shrine in my name along with every other girl who owns size c cups and bigger
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*grumbles*
Iyaいや says:
; THEY DO?!
-EmbracingDreams- says:
you have one too i believe *smile*
Iyaいや says:
-Gasp-
Iyaいや says:
OwO
-EmbracingDreams- says:
yah unfettered and i got trapped in there running away from teh nurse
-EmbracingDreams- says:
saw the shrines
Iyaいや says:
Oohhhhhhh
-EmbracingDreams- says:
you think boys would be more creative
Iyaいや says:
Indeed
Iyaいや says:
They should probably do some human sacrifices
Iyaいや says:
-nods sagely-
-EmbracingDreams- says:
hai hai
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*nod nod*
Iyaいや says:
AND MAYBE LET US DO THE MUTILATION!?
Iyaいや says:
SO NEXT QUESTION.
-EmbracingDreams- says:
ok
Iyaいや says:
Has any guy caught your interest in school, so far?
Iyaいや says:
OwO
-EmbracingDreams- says:
yes, mathew amtrum is a very skilled fighter, i hope to best him someday, and unfettered is skilled but ive only faught him when injured so it wasnt much of a fight even if i did loose. And in the long run roland is a very good gunsman so its fun to compete with him in that category...many men are good fighters but if i can beat them i loose interest.....or are you talking about love realtion
Iyaいや says:
OOH LOVEY DOVEY TOO +w+
Iyaいや says:
TELL US
Iyaいや says:
TELL US
-EmbracingDreams- says:
nope notta
Iyaいや says:
...
Iyaいや says:
not a single one?
-EmbracingDreams- says:
nope
-EmbracingDreams- says:
i stear clear of the love emotion
-EmbracingDreams- says:
its useless
Iyaいや says:
OOOOH
Iyaいや says:

Iyaいや says:
... but why? D8
-EmbracingDreams- says:
i am not inclined to answer that
-EmbracingDreams- says:
>.<
Iyaいや says:
D: BUT WAAAI
Iyaいや says:
DIS IS SERIOUS INTEVIEW
Iyaいや says:
Okaaaaay
Iyaいや says:
Sew~
Iyaいや says:
a few more serious questions
Iyaいや says:
.w.
-EmbracingDreams- says:
oki
Iyaいや says:
BOXERS OR BRIEFS?!
Iyaいや says:
LOLCATS OR LOLDOGS?
Iyaいや says:
BRAINS OR BRAWNS?
-EmbracingDreams- says:
boxers, and lolcats
-EmbracingDreams- says:
brawn
-EmbracingDreams- says:
brains is nice too though
Iyaいや says:
owo
Iyaいや says:
CONDOMS OR PILLS?
-EmbracingDreams- says:
0.0....
Iyaいや says:
OWO?!
Iyaいや says:
TOP OR BOTTOM!?
-EmbracingDreams- says:
WHAT KIND OF SERIOUS QUESTION IS THAT?!!!!
-EmbracingDreams- says:
AND THAT!!!?
Iyaいや says:
EET IS SERIOUZ
-EmbracingDreams- says:
grrrr....condoms...make the guys do the work....and i dont understand the last question *grumbles and blushes*
Iyaいや says:
WOULD YOU BE ON TOP OR BOTTOM?
Iyaいや says:
O_____O
-EmbracingDreams- says:
I DONT KNOW IVE NEVER TRIED THAT BEFORE
Iyaいや says:
OOOH~
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*gulp....shrinks*
Iyaいや says:
-gives cookie-
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*blushes and grumbles*
Iyaいや says:
8)
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*takes cookie*
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*nibble*
Iyaいや says:
8) THANK YOU FOR BEING SO COOPERATIVE, MS. CUNNINGHAM. 83
Iyaいや says:
-mumbles- our past interviewees had wrecked the studio twice already
Iyaいや says:
-w-
-EmbracingDreams- says:
>.< this was an interview from hell i swear..
Iyaいや says:
No.
Iyaいや says:
THIS WAS AN INTERVIEW FROM SPARTA
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*strokes gun* hmmmm wrecking the stuido you say? >3
Iyaいや says:

-EmbracingDreams- says:
sparta eh.....
-EmbracingDreams- says:
>3
Iyaいや says:
O_____O
Iyaいや says:
U-uh...
Iyaいや says:
This concludes our wonderful interview with Ms. Cunningham. D: OK EVERYONE. RUN!
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*shots light out*
-EmbracingDreams- says:
*phantoms away*

[seishounohana]

Iyaいや says:
SEW~ WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER RANDOMIFIED EPISODE OF PHS259 OMAKE INTERVIEWS!!! You're in for a special day, folks. We've got not only one, but two interviewees to molest! =D Today, we have~
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
Someone way more awesom-er than-- wait, molestation!?
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
Arim Urem'derrrr~ <3 -curtsies-
Iyaいや says:
Yes, Molestation =D Who would you be?
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
I'm... Delilah... But why am I here again...? .__.
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
BECAUSE I SAID SO. D: <
Iyaいや says:
=D
Iyaいや says:
SO. Tell us a few things about yourselves, starting with you, Arim... What food do you like? drinks? Condom brand? Pills?
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
Welllll~ Lets see~ I like spicy foods mostly, healthy organic things, too. I hate sweet things, ick. Aaand... I love Fuze mango drinks, they're nummy. <3 And-- ...... O//////////O Wha-what!?!
Iyaいや says:
How about you miss Delilah? Preffered sex positions?
Iyaいや says:
CONDOM FLAVOR?
Iyaいや says:
FOOD?
Iyaいや says:
MAYBE FOOD CONDOMS?
Iyaいや says:
O________O
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
You'd have to ask Rem the sex position one... >__> Buuut... my favourite foods includeeee... Freezer Pizza and Cola. ....I HAVE NEVER HAD A FLAVOURED CONDOM IN MY LIFE!! WHERE'D THAT COME FROM!?!
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
ARE THEY SPICY!? OwO~
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
Lilah! You can have spicy condoms!
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
That would... hurt.... ._.
Iyaいや says:
=D OF COURSE THEY WOULD.
Iyaいや says:
So~ How's life so far, for the both of you?
Iyaいや says:
And who the heck is Rem? D8
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
I'm... filthy stinking rich, my ribs are broken, and I live with Arim and Letz Shake. =__= What do you think?
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
Rem is... my boyfriend, you'd know him as Emily's brother.
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
Life is peachy~ It's great being out of the asylum and what not. I live with Delilah, and avoiding... creepy... certain... people...
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
OH! CHOCOREM!
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
He's Lilah's lover and he has a puppy called Chocofluff! <3 -squee-
Iyaいや says:
DOES HE HAVE A THING FOR CHOCOLATE?
Iyaいや says:

Iyaいや says:
He calls himself "chocorem" and this dog "Chocofluff..."
Iyaいや says:
;
Iyaいや says:
CHOCOLATE REM?
Iyaいや says:
Is he made out of chocolate?
Iyaいや says:
and Shake we shall -shakes-
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
NOOOOOO! =__= It means Chocobo.... but if he were chocolate... hmm... -imagines-
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
O______O
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
WAIT WAIT WAIT!
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
DON'T PUT THAT IN THERE!!!
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
I thought he did too! <3
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
So I gave him Chocolate as a present, but it had the funny word "Laxatives" on it. =D He was in the bathroom all day, MAYBE HE'S MAKING ME A PRESENT, TOO! O____O
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
Suuuuuuure... lets call it that....
Iyaいや says:
OOOOH =D GOOD SHOW, ARIM. HE MUST"VE LIKED IT SO MUCH HE WANTED TO MAKE ROOM!
Iyaいや says:
FOR MOAR
Iyaいや says:

Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
-gasp- THAT MUST'VE BEEN IT! O___O <3<3<3
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
-squee-
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
....That explains why he's never ever eaten chocolate from you again....
Iyaいや says:
SO.... We've heard so much about Rem already, HOW ABOUT YOU, MISS ARIM U... ... U... U... ... U-RAMDAR?
Iyaいや says:
=D
Iyaいや says:
WHO'S CAUGHT YOUR EYE?

Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
=D!?
UR-RADAR!?! THAT'S MY NEW NAME, LILAH!! <3 -spins-
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
Oooo~ That would be <33 -swoons- Yahto-kun!
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
-gags-
Iyaいや says:
oooooooooooOOOoo
Iyaいや says:
THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE FAKIR FROM PRINCESS TUTU?
Iyaいや says:
THAT GUY?
Iyaいや says:

Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
Yus! <3<3 HE HAS THE CUTEST BUTT, TOO! -nosebleed-
Iyaいや says:
HOMG I MUST TAKE A PICTURE
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
............He's an asshole. Ò__Ó
Iyaいや says:
HE HAS AN ASSHOLE!?
Iyaいや says:

:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
YES, one BIG ONE in the place where his mouth should be. >__>
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
;_______; LILAH!
Iyaいや says:
OOOH
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
;__; Boohoo....
Iyaいや says:
... AWWWWH
Iyaいや says:
Poor Ahweeem D:
Iyaいや says:
YOU MADE HER CRAI
Iyaいや says:
D:
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
WHAT!? IT'S TRUE!! He's a stupid jerk.
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
-sulk-
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
And Arim's too good for him!
Iyaいや says:
SO HE'S BAD IN BED?
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
...HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW!?
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
Well... Yahto did note that he said Delilah must be bad in bed... because she had a phallus...
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
...
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
What did he say?
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
-slow head turn... joker grin-
Iyaいや says:
He said you had a phallus =D
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
I HEARD THE FIRST TIME!!!
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
Excuse me a moment... -leaves-
Iyaいや says:
-blown away-
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
-helps up- owo;
Iyaいや says:
-looks at Arim-
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
Delilah has a temper equivalent to the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns... owo;
Iyaいや says:
;
Iyaいや says:
OOOH
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
I theorized that Hurricane Katrina happened because she howled with rage somewhere in Asia. owo; BUTTERFLY EFFECT!
Iyaいや says:

:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
-returns, putting tools away- All better~ <3
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
Lilah... what did you do...?
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
Lets just say... he won't be good in bed for a very... very long time. >3
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
o__o;
Iyaいや says:
OOOH
Iyaいや says:
=D I REQUIRE PHOTOGRAPIC EVIDENCE.
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
HERE YOU GO! -gives-
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
First I knocked him out... THEN--
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
DELILAH! -takes picture away-
Iyaいや says:
OWO
Iyaいや says:
SO final questions...
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
=D Yes~?
Iyaいや says:
CAKE OR PIE?
Iyaいや says:
BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
Iyaいや says:
CONDOMS OR PILLS?
Iyaいや says:
GIRTH OR LENGTH?
Iyaいや says:

Iyaいや says:
... and most importantly...

... how many licks does it take to go to the center of a tootsie pop? =D
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
Well~ I suppose... pills and condoms... only if they're spicy. <3 Aaand~ Boxers, I think I look cute in them. And... the... cake? o___o
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
Is.... a... lieeeee.... -hugs knees- I invited your friend... the companion cube.... but he won't come, because you euthanized him...
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
Shhhh! I thought we weren't supposed to speak of that!
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
LIEEEEE.....
Iyaいや says:
ARIM IS SMART PERZON
Iyaいや says:
SHE DIDN'T TAKE THE CAKE
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
=D
Iyaいや says:
Anywaiz... how about you, Miss thousand suns? =D
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
Lets see... I prefer Pumpkin Pie, none of the above for Boxers or Briefs. Uuhhh.... I'm pretty sure Letz Shake slipped a pill into one of my morning drinks, but condoms. As for the impossible question...
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
NONE!!! -Bites off the lollipop in one chomp- OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!! Ò_________Ó
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
;___; The world will never know! -weeps for humanity-
Iyaいや says:
ZOMG DID YOU SEE THAT FOLKS. IT TAKES ONLY ONE CHOMP TO KILL A TOOTSIE POP
Iyaいや says:
Any final words?
Iyaいや says:
Before the raep squad comes in?
Iyaいや says:
=D
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
I AM NOT BUTCH! Ò_Ó
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
PRACTICE SAFE LUNCH! USE A CONDIMENT! <3
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
Raep... squad...?
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
-flee-
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
-...And drags Arim-
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
I REGRET NOTHING! Ò__Ó
Iyaいや says:
=D SO THAT CONCLUDES OR HAPPY EPISODE FOR TODAY! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK! BAH BAIIII -sets the raep squad free-

AFTER THEM, MAI PRETTIES!
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
O___O RELEASE THE FLYING MONKIEEEES! -spirit fingers-
:.: Gemmy :.: Hey mom, lookit me rockin' out! says:
YAAAAAAAAAARGH! GET AWAY!!! -whips out the shotgun- GOTTA SHOOT 'EM IN THE HEAD!
Save the Tofu, Eat a Vegan! -[Amy]- says:
CRITICAL HIT POINT! =D RANK S! WIN!