PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259'S OMAKE INTERVIEWS!!!

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Table Of Contents

Interview With Roy Atenwood!

Interview With Mr. Kaluskov!

Interview With Cody Travers!

Interview With Aureus Hayes!

Interview With Olesya Van deBogart!

Interview With 'Justin'!

Interview With Amos Cole!

Interview With Stuart Pott, A.K.A. Stu-Pot!

Interview With Jenesis Exodus

Recently added (I suck at coding)::

Interview with Emily Santos
Interview with Layla Clavering
Interview with Valekin VonKaluskov (Take II)
Interview with Marina Cassidy
Interview with "Tuvlan"
Interview with Winters

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Shikamaru says:
WELCOME TO PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259'S CHARACTER INTERVIEW OMAKE!
Shikamaru says:
With us here today is Mr... uh... Roy Atenwood?
Tony says:
Yeah. Roy Atenwood.
Shikamaru says:
How long have you been with us, 'big guy?
Tony says:
Big guy? I'm five foot seven and a hundred and twenty five pounds.....anyway, I've been in California about a year and a half. Just started at 159 this year, after finalizing the transfer from 552.
Shikamaru says:
>_>;
Shikamaru says:
Ah. My bad. My bad...
Shikamaru says:
Transfer from PHS 552? THE 552?
Shikamaru says:
What for?
Tony says:
Err......I'd rather not talk about that.
Shikamaru says:
Ah... er. Alright. *scrambles through footnotes*
Shikamaru says:
--Ah. Right. Well then. You're a good looking mug. Any love interests in your life, just yet, Mr. Atenwood?
Tony says:
Not at the moment, no. Women don't seem to like me much.
Shikamaru says:
That's a pity.. Any specific things you like to find in a woman, though?
Tony says:
.....eh, I like a girl who's down to earth. And I hate snobby ons who won't give me the time of day just because of all the tattoos and occasional cig.
Shikamaru says:
Smoke? Aren't you aware that smoking's bad for you?
Tony says:
I actually just quit. Not the easiest thing to do, either.
Shikamaru says:
Ah, did you? Cold turkey, C-patches?
Tony says:
Cold turkey. Can't afford them anymore.
Shikamaru says:
Ouch...
Shikamaru says:
Do you agree with the government's decision for a Student Hierarchy, or do you disagree?
Tony says:
It's effective, I guess. I don't usually go to class though, and I haven't been caught skipping in over a year.
Shikamaru says:
Ahh.. Sneaky little guy, huh?
Tony says:
I have to be, I guess.
Shikamaru says:
What do you do when you're skipping class?
Tony says:
Sleep. Play guitar.
Shikamaru says:
And the thought of a 500-foot monster stepping out of the ocean and attacking L.A. with lazer beam eyes?
Tony says:
...that would look totally sweet airbrushed on the side of a van.
Shikamaru says:
<_<;
Shikamaru says:
Ah... well... looks like we're out of time. ; (And I'm out of ideas! >_>
Shikamaru says:
But before we close this interview, is there anything you'd like to say to our viewers?
Tony says:
Eh, not that I can think of.
Shikamaru says:
Alright! Then that's it for PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259'S INTERVIEW OMAKE WITH ROY ATENWOOD!
Shikamaru says:
See ya'll next time!
Tony says:
Later, I guess...weirdo.

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Shikamaru says:
WELCOME TO PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259'S CHARACTER INTERVIEW OMAKE!

Shikamaru says:
With us here today is the infamous Mr. Kaluskov!
Shikamaru says:
Hey, how ya doing, sport?
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"Sport?"
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"Why are you calling me sport? Do I look five to you?"
Shikamaru says:
Er. >_>;
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"-Growl-"
Shikamaru says:
*slowly steps a good two feet back*
Shikamaru says:
; Uh.. So. Mr.. Kaluskov! Rumor has it that you're the fellow who has been stalking around in a rather unnervingly frightening costume!
Shikamaru says:
Cosplayer fanatic?
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"Cosplay? No. I got that outfit from a friend, he said it somewhat fit my demeanor. So I've been using it here and there."
Shikamaru says:
...To terrorize the school's populace?...
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"Yes, of course."
Shikamaru says:
<_<;
Shikamaru says:
I see...
Shikamaru says:
So.. uh... Er. *clears throat* I heard recently that you, as well as a dozen or so students went off on a train ride to Sacremento.
Shikamaru says:
Enjoy the sites, there?
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"That was such a fiasco. Whichever asshole planned that trip forgot to put in live tigers and gorillas."
Shikamaru says:
..What?
Shikamaru says:
You were on one of the most sophisticated train rides.. what could possibly involve the need for dangerous forms of wildlife?
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"Why? Well there was a giant black man ruining my nice quiet ride, there was the poisoned food, and there were the fifty billion moronic fighters that thought it would be funny to ruin my day. I think some dangerous wildlife would have made it much more fun."
Shikamaru says:
Good lord... ...
Shikamaru says:
Er.. A change of topic seems in order. ;
Shikamaru says:
So, what do you intend to do after High School?
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"I'm out of high school you twit."
Shikamaru says:
>_>;
Shikamaru says:
Then.. what are you doing still in there?
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"Bad things. I graduated what americans would call high school at age twelve, then I went onto college level education, and then my formal military training, all the while fighting a war in my home country."
Shikamaru says:
Good Lord.... >_>; *sorts through notecards*
Shikamaru says:
..Oh.. uh. Yes! This has actually been a long-awaited question!
Shikamaru says:
What are your interests in women?
Shikamaru says:
Or men, or whatever your preference?
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"Women, is my preference. I'm rather fond of blondes. Tolerant, understanding blondes, intelligent as well as beautiful."
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"Though hair color doesn't really matter that much to me."
Shikamaru says:
Oh? Seems rather detailed pick-list.. *grins* Any important people in your life?
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"You don't get to learn that."
Shikamaru says:
<_<; Why not?
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"Private"
Shikamaru says:
Alright.. gotcha, gotcha.
Shikamaru says:
We have time for one more question.
Shikamaru says:
What are your thoughts on Mr. Bush's presidency?
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
"I probably should have killed him three years ago."
Shikamaru says:
<_<;
Shikamaru says:
Before we end the show... is there anything you'd like to say to our viewers?
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
-Gives him the middle finger.-
Shikamaru says:
*cough* ; Well then, that's it for PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259'S INTERVIEW OMAKE WITH MR. KALUSKOV!
Valekin -- The Rivers Run Red says:
-Proceeds to strangle interviewer.-
Shikamaru says:
*GAACRRRCCKKK---*

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Shikamaru says:
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259'S INTERVIEW OMAKE!
Shikamaru says:
WITH US HERE TODAY IS...
Shikamaru says:
*nudges*
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Oh...Uh..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Cody Travers..Nice to meet ya
Shikamaru says:
CODY TRAVERS, our newest piece of white-trash---I mean, one of the fresher faces, here at PHS #259!
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
...Yes that's right..Hey wait!--
Shikamaru says:
*moving on* Anyways, where you come from, Mister Travers?
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
...Metro City, Canada.
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
It's often very cold up there..
Shikamaru says:
Canada, eh? What made you decide to move all the way down to sunny California?
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Er..Um..Relocation..Yeah that's it! Relocation! I had to relocate!..Cause uh..Uhm..There was a BIIG problem up there you see..And I uh..Left? ^_^;;
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
*Fiddles with Handcuffs*
Shikamaru says:
<_<...
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
..What?
Shikamaru says:
Nothing. Nothing, I swear.
Shikamaru says:
So.. *coughs* what do you usually do around school?
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Um..Well..The usual includes starting fights..Ditching class..Throwing punks down who think they're bigger than me..Working out..And..Well I think that's about it!
Shikamaru says:
...So you're a deliquent.
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
...Some would call me that...But who are they to judge, right?
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Of course..I hope YOU'RE not implying that kind sir..
Shikamaru says:
; Of course not..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Good..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Next question please?
Shikamaru says:
Mm.. Ah!
Shikamaru says:
Always a favorite question---Anyone special in your life, yet?
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Hmm..Anyone special..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Well, to be frank with you i've had my eye on a few of the ladies around the school..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Of course, if I told you...Then I'd have to kill you..*Pulls on other end of handcuff chains*
Shikamaru says:
..Wait, what?
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
But that just makes it much more fun to figure out who it is!! *Sits back down in seat calmly*..Right? Everyone loves a guessing game!
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Just what I said! Everyone loves a guessing game...
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
..Right Mr. Interviewer..? *Dangles chains out front his face*
Shikamaru says:
Uh-huh... >_>;
Shikamaru says:
Right. Right. So. Uh..
Shikamaru says:
What do you, personally, look for in a girl?
Shikamaru says:
Or, will you have to kill me? <_<;
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
No, I won't kill you. Hahaha..Oh such an imagination these days!!
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
..But if any of this gets out to the press..I have your number..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
ANYWAY!..What I like in a girl..Hmm..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
I like a girl who's "out there", ya know? One who's not afraid of who I am..I like someone who goes for personality..Not the looks..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
I guess you could call me one of those "inside people", in a sense.
Shikamaru says:
<_<.. Any reason for that?
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
-- No reason at all! What are you talking about?! REASONS?! IS THAT ALL YOU PEOPLE DISCUSS NOW IS REASONS?!..IS IT THE HANDCUFFS MAN?! OR IS IT THE PRISON SHIRT?!..TELL ME!!
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
...Ahem..
Shikamaru says:
>_>
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Yeah, yeah there's a good reason for that..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Uh..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Any more questions?
Shikamaru says:
Oh, aye, aye.. Does Mister Travers have a certain type of phobia to anything?
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
...Spiders
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
I hate..Spiders..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Spiders should all die..With a flaming passion..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
..You don't have any on you...Do you?
Shikamaru says:
>_>
Shikamaru says:
...
Shikamaru says:
LOOK OVER THERE! *Points behind Cody*
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
WHAR?! *Looks*
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
*Sees plastic spider*
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
OH MY GAWD!!
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! A-A-A-A-A SPIDER!!
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
*Gets up and plows through all the chairs in a fit of rage*
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......!
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
*Comes back*...That was a sick joke there Mister Interviewer..
Shikamaru says:
...
Shikamaru says:
..With amusing results *cough* I mean, so... what are your thoughts on the Enforcers who patrol in the school?
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
...I hope they come after me
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
To be honest..I want to destroy them like I did all those punks in Metro..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
I hate gangs...And that's what the enforcers are..Just a gang..
Shikamaru says:
...But how would you destroy them?
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
With my own two hands...That's how
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Regardless I--*Final Fight ringtone*...Excuse me.
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
*Answers phone.*..Yes?...Oh hey..Yeah..I'm doing fine..No, no..Alright i'll pick you up soon and we can go down to the shopping district..Ok..B-bye..
Shikamaru says:
..>_>
Shikamaru says:
Who was that?
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Sorry about that.
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
Er..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
I gotta get going..
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
It was fun Mister Interviewer! But I got to grab someone now!
Shikamaru says:
Ahh.. alright, alright.
Shikamaru says:
Well, THAT CONCLUDES OUR PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259 INTERVIEW OMAKE WITH MISTER CODY TRAVERS!
†Trᾳvers† ▫▫ Before I Forget..I want you to think. says:
*Comes back* And remember..I got your number..
Shikamaru says:
<_<;
Shikamaru says:
*hunkers down*

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Shikamaru says:
WELCOME TO PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259'S INTERVIEW OMAKE!
Shikamaru says:
WITH US HERE TODAY IS AN OLD CHARACTER FROM WAY BACK WHEN... MISTER.... uh... Mister... uh...
Shikamaru says:
>_>;
Shikamaru says:
*nudges*
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Aureus
Jack's Failed Hope says:
*Stares at*
Jack's Failed Hope says:
*Lights your hair on fire*
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Waddaya want?
Shikamaru says:
>_>;
Shikamaru says:
*runs to nearest fire extinguisher*
Shikamaru says:
*comes back, 10% crispier*
Shikamaru says:
; So.. how did you come to start off in ol' 259?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
It was the closest school around. And I heard it was violent. So it seemed like a perfect fit.
Shikamaru says:
..You 'heard' it was violent?
Shikamaru says:
You're one of those gung-ho types?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Gung-ho? I suppose so.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Fighting is fun...
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Like fire...
Shikamaru says:
>_>;;;
Shikamaru says:
*scoots back*
Shikamaru says:
Pyro?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Yup. 'S just how I've always been, and then with these gloves. Well it's a lot easier. *Sets hand on fire* See?
Shikamaru says:
; Yes. Yes.. I-I see.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
So what other questions ya got in that bushy head of your's?
Shikamaru says:
'Formerly' bushy... >_>;
Shikamaru says:
Well.. I've heard that you were one of the Pillars, or maybe still are, of PHS #259.
Shikamaru says:
How'd it begin?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Yes, well I've been on...leave for the last couple months. It started out with me wanting to protect the weaker kids. Not everyone's a fighter, ya know. So there was this really lame tournament, and then I met with Mitsuki, and well that's it.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Simpler than a lot of people think.
Shikamaru says:
Tournament? For Pillarship/School Captain?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Yup
Jack's Failed Hope says:
A lot of people never showed up...
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Kind of a waste of time if you ask me
Shikamaru says:
Ahh.. that's a pity.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
But enough interesting thing have happened at this place to make up for it
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Bunch of crazies wearing costumes attacking the school and such
Jack's Failed Hope says:
*Takes a swig from a flask*
Shikamaru says:
..My goodness.. Underage drinking these days.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Yes, yes, I'm a lush.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
I'm sure you have your fair shares of vices, eh?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
share*
Shikamaru says:
<_<
Jack's Failed Hope says:
I thought so
Shikamaru says:
*Violently flips through notecards*---Got it. So, does Mister Hayes have a memorable fight?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Hmmm
Jack's Failed Hope says:
That's a tough one
Jack's Failed Hope says:
John stands out
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Our fight in the boiler room
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Good times.
Shikamaru says:
Boiler room? Dear Lord... how did that turn out?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
I won, but he certainly gave me a run for my money.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
My back's never been quite the same since.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Think there's still a break in that wall...
Shikamaru says:
<_<;... *ahem* Ahh.. pity, pity. But, surely a good looking mug like you has had a special someone to massage it back into place, right?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Yeah, I did for a time.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
But things don't always work out the way you want 'em to.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
I haven't seen her since I left school.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
And then well Levi had a thing for Maxy...
Jack's Failed Hope says:
But she moved to Texas and all
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Aside from that I've had a few...flings
Shikamaru says:
>_>
Shikamaru says:
DETAILS, MAN, THIS IS AN INTERVIEW!
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Well it's not something I like to talk about, but we met in the park and ended up sleeping together. Very strange day. Puppies, hand cuffs, and knives were involved...
Shikamaru says:
---Wait. Wait, though.
Shikamaru says:
Who is this... 'Levi' you're talking about?
Shikamaru says:
And this 'Max'?
Shikamaru says:
Gay lovers or something?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
<_<
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Fortunately not
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Levi is my...alternate personality. Don't know any better way to say it.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
You've probably seen him around
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Very loud and vulgar
Jack's Failed Hope says:
And Max was another Piller
Jack's Failed Hope says:
At least for a time
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Female...
Jack's Failed Hope says:
To be clear
Shikamaru says:
Right.. so... by fling, you mean your alternate personality man-raped another pillar guy---Oh.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
No no no
Shikamaru says:
<_<
Jack's Failed Hope says:
The fling was separate from the thing between Levi and Max
Jack's Failed Hope says:
The crazy park girl...
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Well both myself and Levi were involved with that
Jack's Failed Hope says:
I never got her name actually...
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Haven't seen her since, and that worries me a bit.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
But what're ya gonna do?
Shikamaru says:
..Wait, crazy park girl?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
The girl I met in the park and then slept with
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Very hard headed, aren't you?
Shikamaru says:
<_< That's uncalled for.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
*Chuckle*
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Maybe so
Shikamaru says:
Alright. So, your thoughts on a 500-foot tall panda with lazer shooting eyes, taking over Long Beach?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
When did this happen?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
No one tells me these things...
Jack's Failed Hope says:
You'd figure you'd hear about something like that as well...
Jack's Failed Hope says:
*Gets up, looks out window*
Shikamaru says:
..It was a hypothetical.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Oh
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Well
Shikamaru says:
>_>
Jack's Failed Hope says:
In that case...
Jack's Failed Hope says:
I dunno, pandas are cool...
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Are laser eyes are always fun
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Ka-pew!
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Very messy business though
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Probably end in a nuking...
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Hmm, is it just me or am I starting to lose my sanity?
Shikamaru says:
<_<;
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Maybe it's the alcohol...
Jack's Failed Hope says:
*Stretches*
Shikamaru says:
Alright.. so, the final question of the day:
Shikamaru says:
Would you rather orgasm every 10 seconds, or every 10 years?
Shikamaru says:
No compromises.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Hahaha
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Definitely a good question
Jack's Failed Hope says:
I suppose every 10 seconds would kinda ruin it, not to mention be very distracting.
Jack's Failed Hope says:
So I'ma go with every ten years
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Least then it'd stand out
Shikamaru says:
Alright, well then...
Shikamaru says:
Thank you for participating!
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Any time!
Jack's Failed Hope says:
*Stumbles*
Shikamaru says:
SO THATS IT FOR THIS TIME'S PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259 INTERVIEW OMAKE, WITH MISTER AUREUS HAYES!
Shikamaru says:
---Holy shit, are you alright?
Jack's Failed Hope says:
Yes, yes I'm fine...
Shikamaru says:
>_>...
Shikamaru says:
*goes to get a stretcher*

["Unfettered"]

Shikamaru says:
HELLO AND WELCOME TO PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259'S INTERVIEW OMAKE!
Shikamaru says:
WITH US HERE IS NEWCOMER... O.... O....OLES... uh...
Shikamaru says:
>_>
Lalalalalalally says:
Oh-less-yah
Lalalalalalally says:
No sweat, it gets a lot of people.
Shikamaru says:
Gotcha, thankee sweetheart.
Lalalalalalally says:
*nod*
Shikamaru says:
So, you're new to our school! Quite honestly, what in the world decided to bring you to our little community of violence and chaos!?
Lalalalalalally says:
Well, actually, we needed a bigger house. I'm one of four, you see. Plus my mom and dad...that's six. Too crowded for a normal sized house.
Lalalalalalally says:
And somehow, my dad found that they were selling this old firehouse in Long Beach when he was out here surveying for climbs, and he bought it.
Lalalalalalally says:
The rest is history, I guess.
Shikamaru says:
Mm... Wow... family of six...? Your mom and dad have been busy... Any issues with the siblings?
Lalalalalalally says:
Not really actually. You'd think so but the oldest two are off to college so it's just Gabri and me now. Darien comes back on the weekends to do his laundry though. We were all pretty close.
Lalalalalalally says:
I heard siblings are supposed to fight a lot, but I guess since we had more space to do our own thing and not on eachother's heels, we got along.
Shikamaru says:
How cute...
Shikamaru says:
...So, do you think any of your brother's are hot?
Shikamaru says:
Just to check.
Shikamaru says:
>_>
Lalalalalalally says:
I only have one brother...and, no? I'm sure his girlfriend thinks so though.
Shikamaru says:
Ahh.. Really come from a pretty cool, clean family then... no problems at all, though?
Lalalalalalally says:
I know it's weird. You'd think that there'd be some kind of deep, dark, hidden past or something right? I mean, we have our own combination shop we work and my dad climbs mountains for a living, which by the way is pretty cool..
Lalalalalalally says:
but to answer your question, besides the fact that my family is larger than the normal 2.5 kids and a dog family, we've learned to get by that for the most part.
Lalalalalalally says:
How do you figure a half anyway? Half a kid? Maybe babies are half, you think? Maybe that's where that statistic comes from..
Shikamaru says:
...Surely not cannabalism...
Shikamaru says:
*cough*
Lalalalalalally says:
o.o
Lalalalalalally says:
Ew.
Shikamaru says:
*wipes mouth* Huh?
Shikamaru says:
Er.
Lalalalalalally says:
O.o
Lalalalalalally says:
o.O
Shikamaru says:
SO...
Shikamaru says:
Uh...
Shikamaru says:
HOW'S THE POPULATION LOOKIN'?
Shikamaru says:
Any good catches in the sea yet?
Lalalalalalally says:
I don't eat people. o.o
Shikamaru says:
..I meant, 'did you find anyone hot looking to check out?'. >_>;
Lalalalalalally says:
Oh...well, that's a relief.
Lalalalalalally says:
Um...I don't know really. I mean, I get along with most people, and I find some more interesting that others. And sure..there's some pretty good looking ones..just nothing has stood out much yet.
Shikamaru says:
Not even the gals? Or do you not swing that way?
Lalalalalalally says:
*laugh* I don't swing that way.
Shikamaru says:
Not even with a baseball bat?
Shikamaru says:
Or a dildo?
Shikamaru says:
Or a...
Shikamaru says:
...Nevermind.
Lalalalalalally says:
Uh...baseball bat?! o.o
Shikamaru says:
<.<
Shikamaru says:
*coughs*
Lalalalalalally says:
Could you really...I mean...eh, I don't want to know.
Shikamaru says:
Crushing their skulls in?
Shikamaru says:
Sexually?
Shikamaru says:
Yes.
Shikamaru says:
But regardless...
Shikamaru says:
Now, a question from the guys... or two:
Shikamaru says:
1. What are your likes in guys?
Lalalalalalally says:
I like someone whos adventurous, intelligent, with a good taste in music. And nice eyes....eyes are a must.
Shikamaru says:
...Would that still count if the guy was blind?
Shikamaru says:
...WITH eyes?
Lalalalalalally says:
Well, of course! I just mean..well...expressive.
Lalalalalalally says:
I don't mean they have to have sight...that would be really shallow.
Shikamaru says:
(To The Audience: "YA HEAR THAT GUYS!? CRIPPLES ARE IN!")
Lalalalalalally says:
*blink*
Shikamaru says:
..What?
Lalalalalalally says:
N-nothing. You really are an outside-the-box sort of interviewer aren't you?
Shikamaru says:
That doesn't mean I don't like getting 'inside' the box, if you know what I mean.
Shikamaru says:
...A cold, hard, cardboard box.
Lalalalalalally says:
...
Lalalalalalally says:
Okay.
Lalalalalalally says:
Sure. >__>
Shikamaru says:
Yes, I'm very much so.
Shikamaru says:
But, this ain't about me!
Shikamaru says:
How do you like your cardboard boxes, Miss Olesya!?
Lalalalalalally says:
Um..square?
Lalalalalalally says:
I guess?
Shikamaru says:
Wet, dripping, pulsating!? Dry!?
Lalalalalalally says:
Uh..
Shikamaru says:
Wrinkled skin!?
Lalalalalalally says:
Whe would a cardboard box ever pulsate, really?
Shikamaru says:
<_<
Lalalalalalally says:
What?
Shikamaru says:
Nothing.
Lalalalalalally says:
o.o
Lalalalalalally says:
Oh...kay...*shifts chair away a bit*
Shikamaru says:
Your views on necrophilia!?
Lalalalalalally says:
I'd put it in the 'ew' category next to canabalism, mister interviewer man.
Shikamaru says:
How about incest? Or beastiality? Or all of the above three?
Shikamaru says:
Would you, under any condition, consider it 'okay'?
Lalalalalalally says:
No, no, and...wait, what was the third one?
Shikamaru says:
Incestial necrophilia with beastiality..
Shikamaru says:
..In case a father got around more then his species.
Lalalalalalally says:
Is that even possible?
Shikamaru says:
Best to blame science on that, deary.
Lalalalalalally says:
Alright then.
Shikamaru says:
Alright... we've gotten off topic here... second question for the guys!
Shikamaru says:
What are your measurements!?
Shikamaru says:

Lalalalalalally says:
You know....I really don't understand the whole measurements thing...like, where the numbers come from.
Lalalalalalally says:
chest, waist, hips?
Shikamaru says:
Bust, height, ass/hips.. sure.
Shikamaru says:
Basically the same as you asked. >_>
Lalalalalalally says:
Ohhhkay.
Lalalalalalally says:
Well, I don't know, so can I make it up?
Lalalalalalally says:
I don't really walk around with a tape measure..
Shikamaru says:
...We can always do a 'hands-on' measurement...
Lalalalalalally says:
No thanks.
Shikamaru says:
Pity. I'll have the wolverines put away, then.
Lalalalalalally says:
Wolverines?!
Shikamaru says:
...Is that so odd?
Lalalalalalally says:
Maybe?
Shikamaru says:
You seem to take it well enough.
Lalalalalalally says:
Call me easy going...*weird expression*
Lalalalalalally says:
o.O
Shikamaru says:
Alright... we're down to the final three.
Shikamaru says:
What do you intend on accomplishing in High School!? Any ambitions, goals, rivals? Devious plans?
Lalalalalalally says:
I intend to graduate, hopefully high in my class. Does that make me a dork? Oh, uh, My ambition is to make good music, and have fun adventures like my dad, rivals? Not that I'm aware of, I think. Seriously lacking in the devious plans too..
Lalalalalalally says:
I wouldn't make a good villian, I suppose.
Shikamaru says:
..Most good dominiatrix's start out thus...
Lalalalalalally says:
True.
Shikamaru says:
Next! Who are you for for 2008's election!?
Shikamaru says:
And why!?
Lalalalalalally says:
Umm...well, Obama's pretty dig. I heard Mccain is it? That he's prety good too. It's going to be an interesting race.
Shikamaru says:
AND FINALLY...
Shikamaru says:
...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Shikamaru says:
...
Lalalalalalally says:
Congrats?
Shikamaru says:
..After having sex with my wife, and finding out I have AIDS, two days before, for about 11 months.
Shikamaru says:
Which should I tell her first?
Shikamaru says:
And how?
Lalalalalalally says:
Um...you might want to start with the geico news, cannabal man.
Lalalalalalally says:
Otherwise it might get drowned out by the other news. o.o
Shikamaru says:
...Gotcha.
Lalalalalalally says:
But wow...that...really sucks, man.
Shikamaru says:
Green monkeys in Africa.
Shikamaru says:
I'd rather not explain.
Lalalalalalally says:
Green...? What?
Shikamaru says:
...
Shikamaru says:
THAT'S IT FOR THIS PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259 INTERVIEW OMAKE!
Shikamaru says:
SEE YA'LL NEXT TIME!
Lalalalalalally says:
....o.o? *wave*

["Unfettered"]

Shikamaru says:
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER ADDITION TO PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259: INTERVIEW OMAKE!
Shikamaru says:
WITH US HERE TODAY IS:
THE Justin says:
*flies buzzing*
Shikamaru says:
(...Psst, buddy. Hey buddy. We just started the show.) *prods*
THE Justin says:
*flies continue buzzing. In his front right lapel pocket is clipped an ID. It says "Justin" with a Globotech logo on it*
Shikamaru says:
*zooms in camera, correspondingly*
Shikamaru says:
"JUSTIIN" =D
Shikamaru says:
Well, being pretty much the first Player-Character to die, yet remain in practice for a good 3-6 months, how do you feel!?
Shikamaru says:
*places mike to mouth*
Shikamaru says:
*places mic to mouth*
Shikamaru says:
>_>
THE Justin says:
*flies buzzing*
Shikamaru says:
*sticks mic into mouth*
Shikamaru says:
...>_>;
Shikamaru says:
LOVE LIFE!?
Shikamaru says:
RIVALS!?
Shikamaru says:
AMBITIONS!?
Shikamaru says:
THANKS FOR JOINING, JUSTIN, ITS GREAT TO KNOW!
Shikamaru says:
...
Shikamaru says:
THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259 INTERVIEW OMAKE WITH... JUSTIN!

["Unfettered"]

Shikamaru says:
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259 INTERVIEW OMAKE!
Shikamaru says:
HERE WITH US TODAY IS:
THE Justin says:
Amos... Cole.... how'd you get into my apartment?
Shikamaru says:
NEVERMIND THAT FOR NOW!
THE Justin says:
o.O
Shikamaru says:
*steps awkwardly closer* SO, AMOS... A SENIOR, AND FROM BRITAIN.
Shikamaru says:
HOW DOES IT FEEL!?
Shikamaru says:
...BEING HERE!?
THE Justin says:
*pushes back* Its okay... your a touchy chap, aintchya?
Shikamaru says:
*forces way back* IN MORE WAYS THEN THREE.
Shikamaru says:
So, Amos, any lucky ladies you 'been digging?
Shikamaru says:
Sexual techniques?
Shikamaru says:
Romantic escapades?
THE Justin says:
Ladies? As in interests? What the bloody hell does 'Digging' mean?
THE Justin says:
And no... All the tarts here are... fishy. They be a bit touchy, roight?
Shikamaru says:
>_>
Shikamaru says:
You appear to take all of this very well.
THE Justin says:
*Under breath* Because I know I can knock you the bloody hell out
Shikamaru says:
What was that?
THE Justin says:
NOTHIN!
THE Justin says:
Bob's your uncle, we be on good terms mate
Shikamaru says:
...But before the operation, she was Auntie Maria...---HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
Shikamaru says:
PSYCHIC!? =D!?
THE Justin says:
Roight... then.... why were you here again?
Shikamaru says:
TO INTERVIEW YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
THE Justin says:
well, then, either start whistlin or get bent...'
Shikamaru says:
*clears throat* (..I thought I was...) So, what have you been up to, at your new school!?
THE Justin says:
Nothing... Classes. Got into a few scruffs. Some chink and some bent boy. There was some other chap, but I knock'd 'im on his arse and he buggered off.
Shikamaru says:
Your accent is so FASCINATING... do people make fun of you for it?
THE Justin says:
Not that I know uv, Guv. Most people are toleran' round 'ere.
Shikamaru says:
Alright!
Shikamaru says:
Now a question for the ladies!
Shikamaru says:
Can you give me your measurements???
THE Justin says:
...
Shikamaru says:
Height, weight, 'length'...
THE Justin says:
hmm..
THE Justin says:
Well
THE Justin says:
Lemme see
THE Justin says:
Bout... wait, you want yer bloody english measurements?
Shikamaru says:
No, but the ladies want to know 'yours'.
THE Justin says:
Oi... fer chrissakes. I'm about Six foot two, in your feet and whatever. Bout 200 pounds. And what about this length? You mean my knicker? lets just say, that for a whitey, I'm pretty well off, iffen you catch my stink
Shikamaru says:
No.
Shikamaru says:
I don't.
Shikamaru says:
But, we can always use a more 'hands-on' approach, if you don't know personally.
THE Justin says:
Boy, you keep your mitts off mah junk, you bent mothe'
Shikamaru says:
*backs* Alright, alright... Be cool.
THE Justin says:
Aight then... Just, keep it fizzly.
THE Justin says:
Don't need a barney between us, now do we?
Shikamaru says:
...
Shikamaru says:
Your purple-dinosaur fetishes aside... what else turns you on, in a lady?
Shikamaru says:
Or a guy, whichever way you swing?
THE Justin says:
Purple dinosaur? What in the hell.... no, mate, a barney is a row. A fight. A tiff.
THE Justin says:
and I like a nice bimbo.
THE Justin says:
Bit of a blue bird, if you know what I mean
THE Justin says:
A bonzer bod
Shikamaru says:
...You've completley lost me.
THE Justin says:
What what?
Shikamaru says:
Your accent is amazing.
Shikamaru says:
Cool.
Shikamaru says:
Suave.
Shikamaru says:
..But...
Shikamaru says:
I can't understand a single damn thing you've been saying.
Shikamaru says:
Too thick.
Shikamaru says:
Rough.
Shikamaru says:
And sticky.
THE Justin says:
Bit of a nancy aren't ya?
Shikamaru says:
...Quit hitting on my aunt, and stick to the program!
THE Justin says:
Knew it. A limp wrister.
Shikamaru says:
>_>
Shikamaru says:
...So.. uh...
THE Justin says:
So, how is yur mum?
THE Justin says:
luvverly jubberly?
Shikamaru says:
WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL THREE.
THE Justin says:
oi, right then.
Shikamaru says:
<_<;
Shikamaru says:
1. If you could have any gal in the world, who would it be?
THE Justin says:
You mean other than yur mum? Then probably a nice yank, who likes blowing things.... up.
Shikamaru says:
---
Shikamaru says:
..Er..
Shikamaru says:
2. What is your ambition in life!?
THE Justin says:
Heh, if I were to tell ya, i'd have to kill ya. Lets just say 259 is gonna get pretty hot pretty soon...
Shikamaru says:
<.<;... Okay then...
Shikamaru says:
AND THREE:
Shikamaru says:
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH: DAFFY DUCK OR DONALD DUCK!? AND HOW/WHY!?
THE Justin says:
who the fuck....?
THE Justin says:
Listen, is this a set-up?
THE Justin says:
time to fuck off bent boy. Gonna go get tanked up. Wanna go for a jaunt? Got a fag?
Shikamaru says:
...
Shikamaru says:
I don't swing that way... >_>;
THE Justin says:
what?
Shikamaru says:
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE!
THE Justin says:
No, boyo, a cig... Fuck it. wait, this is my apartment!
Shikamaru says:
THATS IT FOR THIS TIME'S PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259 INTERVIEW OMAKE!
Shikamaru says:
WITH... AMOS COLE!
THE Justin says:
You Mother-!
Shikamaru says:
*breaks through glass window*

["Unfettered"]

Shikamaru says:
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259 INTERVIEW OMAKE!
Shikamaru says:
WITH US HERE TODAY IS... *pans mic*
THE Justin says:
...
THE Justin says:
Huh, what?
Shikamaru says:
(..Your name...)
THE Justin says:
My name?
THE Justin says:
Oh... well, names Stu. Whats your name mister?
Shikamaru says:
Yes.
Shikamaru says:
Uh.
Shikamaru says:
...You don't need to know that.
THE Justin says:
Why?
Shikamaru says:
Because we're here...
Shikamaru says:
...FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Shikamaru says:
=D
THE Justin says:
I'm not an overlord though....
Shikamaru says:
STILL, YOU'RE NEW AND EXCITING!
THE Justin says:
I am? well.....
Shikamaru says:
YOU'RE THAT BRAND NEW BOX OF CEREAL BRAN!
Shikamaru says:
Mind tell us your interests, sport?
THE Justin says:
well..
THE Justin says:
I like Movies....
Shikamaru says:
AND?
THE Justin says:
Ummm
THE Justin says:
Music!
Shikamaru says:
...SEX, DRUGS, GIRLS?
Shikamaru says:
Or... straight-edge?
THE Justin says:
I like women....
Shikamaru says:
Do you enjoy being dominated?
THE Justin says:
Depends..
Shikamaru says:
<_<
Shikamaru says:
Oooooooohhh...
THE Justin says:
I don't have a job...
Shikamaru says:
Well, if you could get a job ANYWHERE... where/how would you like to work?
THE Justin says:
I love singing..
Shikamaru says:
So you like men?
Shikamaru says:
...Sexually?
THE Justin says:
No... I said I like women
Shikamaru says:
..You never specified 'how' you liked them.
THE Justin says:
preferably on me.
Shikamaru says:
Ahahahahahahaha... A player, huh?
THE Justin says:
Always first player....
Shikamaru says:
...
Shikamaru says:
<_<;... Not exactly what I meant, but..
Shikamaru says:
So, what do you like most about Public High School #259?
THE Justin says:
Hmm
THE Justin says:
Its very... noisy.
Shikamaru says:
..You like the noise about PHS #259?
THE Justin says:
No... i like to relax!
THE Justin says:
and sing...
THE Justin says:
though, actually, there is a very cute girl who plays amazing bass.
Shikamaru says:
OHH?
Shikamaru says:
Well, tell us! Tell us! The public demands a name!
THE Justin says:
*smiles broadly, a gap between his teeth, though it looks more like he lost them* She has brown hair
Shikamaru says:
...AND...?
THE Justin says:
wait... what were we talking about?
Shikamaru says:
...A name of the lucky gal you've got your eyes on?
THE Justin says:
My eyes are black
Shikamaru says:
...
Shikamaru says:
..SO...
Shikamaru says:
What are you hoping to accomplish at Public High School #259???
THE Justin says:
start a band
Shikamaru says:
And after?
THE Justin says:
watch movies.
Shikamaru says:
<_<... We appear to have a failure to communicate.
THE Justin says:
what?
Shikamaru says:
...
Shikamaru says:
THE FINAL THREE QUESTIONS!
THE Justin says:
But..
Shikamaru says:
NO BUTS!
Shikamaru says:
..UNLESS ITS A GIRL'S!
THE Justin says:
.___.
Shikamaru says:
What are your interests in women!?
THE Justin says:
They 'ave to like music. And the ability to strum some notes is good too.
THE Justin says:
OH! And they have to like movies.
THE Justin says:
specifically gory movies. Like dawn of the dead.
Shikamaru says:
NUMERO DOS:
Shikamaru says:
What are your measurements?
Shikamaru says:
...Length-wise?
Shikamaru says:
And otherwise?
THE Justin says:
Hmm?
THE Justin says:
What you mean?
Shikamaru says:
,,,
Shikamaru says:
HOW LARGE IS YOUR PHALLUS!?
THE Justin says:
O____O
THE Justin says:
Umm... Well....*cough*
THE Justin says:
7?
Shikamaru says:
....
Shikamaru says:
I MUST FEEL IT, TO TEST ITS GIRTH!
Shikamaru says:
*tingly fingers*
THE Justin says:
Really?
Shikamaru says:
Yes.
THE Justin says:
well, if you insist...
Shikamaru says:
*straps on latex gloves*
Shikamaru says:
*grabs bucket of ice cubes*
Shikamaru says:
*puts on magician's hat and wizard's coat*
Shikamaru says:
....AND THATS IT FOR THIS TIME'S PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259 INTERVIEW OMAKE!
Shikamaru says:
...Oooooohhhh...
THE Justin says:
O____O
Shikamaru says:
..Good Lord, man.. this is amazing...

["Unfettered"]

Shikamaru says:
HEEEEELLLLLLLOOOO THERE, AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER EXCITING EDITION OF PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259 INTERVIEW OMAKE, STARRING:
Asdf. says:
"Jenesis. Hi.."
Shikamaru says:
...ISN'T SHE ADORABLE!?
Asdf. says:
"._.;;...u-um.. And who are you??"
Shikamaru says:
I'M HERE TO INTERVIEW YOU. =D
Asdf. says:
"Oh! Oh!! Okay! =D But... WHO are you?"
Shikamaru says:
I'M AN INTERVIEWER!
Shikamaru says:
=D!?
Asdf. says:
"Y-Yes, I know that but WHO?...I'm... I'm sure you have a name, right? ;;;..."
Shikamaru says:
I'M JUST AN INTERVIEWER! =D!?!?!?!?
Shikamaru says:
JUST AN INTERVIEWER!!!!
Shikamaru says:
=D!?
Asdf. says:
";;...-Steps away- Okay, okay! @_@ Don't need to lose a cow..."
Shikamaru says:
WELL... Miss Jenesis... Our viewers would like to know how you got started, here in Public High School #259! Where you came from! How you live with the violence!
Asdf. says:
"Oh! I came from my parents' basement. =D Annnnd... I dunno about the violence... Some people are really mean though. Bullies... But my sister says that bullies have low self-esteem and that I should be nice to them because they're wanna-be punks. =D"
Shikamaru says:
Ooooooooh.... Sisters, eh? How many?!
Asdf. says:
"Hummm~...five? Yeah! Five. "
Shikamaru says:
Oh, WOW... Ages!? NAMES!? And where are you in the age hierarchy among them!?
Asdf. says:
"Reval, Ezra, Levi, Nemiah and Eza! I'm the youngest, Reval is twenty-one, Ezra is twenty, Levi is eighteen, Nemiah is eighteen and Eza is seventeen!"
Asdf. says:
"Those are just nicknames though. @_@"
Shikamaru says:
Ooooh. REALLY? Well, do you know what their REAL names are?
Asdf. says:
"Yeah but... Reval says I shouldn't tell strangers their names. And you're a stranger, so I can't tell you their names. ^^"
Shikamaru says:
...BUT THIS IS AN INTERVIEW!
Shikamaru says:
WE'RE HERE TO EXPOSE YOUR LIFE BEFORE THE PUBLIC!
Asdf. says:
"But...but if I tell you their names, I'm exposing THEIR life, and not mine, Mr. Interview-man sir. "
Shikamaru says:
*Circles about...* Yes... but they are part of YOUR life...
Shikamaru says:
..Fine, I'll let it slide this ti----What's that on the back of your neck?
Asdf. says:
"Um..."
Asdf. says:
"Barcode? ^^;;.."
Shikamaru says:
Why is THAT there?
Shikamaru says:
=D!?
Asdf. says:
"Oh, it's just my first initial, first two letters of my last name...the month I was born, the day, and the hour. 0JEX666, see? =D"
Shikamaru says:
...But WHO put it there!?
Asdf. says:
"Heh... You're an interviewer. Don't you read or watch the news? :\ "
Shikamaru says:
...No, I spend far too much of my time stalking people, to randomly burst into their households to interview them.
Shikamaru says:
Or in your case, an orphanage.
Shikamaru says:
=D!?
Asdf. says:
"......"
Shikamaru says:
----Oh.
Shikamaru says:
OH.
Shikamaru says:
Or-phan-age?... Your PARENTS put a barcode on the back of your neck?
Shikamaru says:
Is THAT why you're here!?
Shikamaru says:
=D!?
Asdf. says:
"x_o...um..yeah..."
Shikamaru says:
Hmm... Well, let's move on, shall we?----How old are you, height, weight, bust-size, hip-size? Your measurements!
Asdf. says:
"Bust? ?..."
Asdf. says:
"Anyway! I'm 5'1" at 100 pounds... Fourteen years old, um... I dunno what 'bust' is... I dunno my hip size? And what measurements? My feet? ;;...?"
Shikamaru says:
...Isn't she adorable, folks?
Shikamaru says:
*whips out measuring tape*
Asdf. says:
"...?"
Shikamaru says:
*hands it to you...*
Asdf. says:
"?...-Measures feet-"
Shikamaru says:
>_>
Asdf. says:
"Umm...there are smiley faces over the numbers. o.o..."
Shikamaru says:
I know.
Shikamaru says:
MOVING ON.
Shikamaru says:
Any LOVE interests, Miss... Jenesis... something?
Asdf. says:
"Exodus! ^^ And love interests? I love my stuffed bunny, does that count? :3"
Shikamaru says:
...INANIMATE BEASTIALITY!? =D!?
Asdf. says:
"Inanimal beastwhat? @_@?"
Shikamaru says:
You like doing your stuffed rabbit?
Shikamaru says:
You can be honest.
Shikamaru says:
I have candy in my pockets.
Asdf. says:
"Doing my stuffed bunny? ?... Oh! Can I have candy?!"
Shikamaru says:
<_<
Shikamaru says:
*hands over Hershey Chocolate Bar*
Asdf. says:
"Thanks!! =D -Eats-"
Shikamaru says:
...Let me rephrase this...
Shikamaru says:
Do you have anyone you LOVE?
Asdf. says:
"Oh, yeah, my sisters. ^^ And my friends I guess, even though they lie..."
Shikamaru says:
INCES---*thinks...*
Shikamaru says:
Wait. What do you mean your friends 'lie'?
Asdf. says:
"Well...I dunno. My sisters lied too. I found out the hard way of what...um..yeah, what I am. I think...maybe if they didn't pretend I was a..erm...faerie... ^^ -Munches on chocolate-"
Shikamaru says:
YOU THINK YOUR A FAERIE!? YOU MEAN YOUR GAY!?
Asdf. says:
"U-Um... I did think I was a faerie...and... Um.. Yes, I'm happy. @_@..."
Shikamaru says:
...Wait, you mean...
Shikamaru says:
...Like, a faerie with wings?
Shikamaru says:
Small, midget-sized? Thumbelina?
Asdf. says:
"Y-Yeah--...Thumbelina??"
Shikamaru says:
A fairy the size of a thumb. Use the internet---OH WAIT, YOU'RE IN AN ORPHANAGE.
Asdf. says:
"...oh.. Um...yes, I'm in an orphanage... >.>..? I mean this in the nicest way possible, sir, but... You're weird. ;"
Shikamaru says:
=D SO HOW COME YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAERIE!? =D!?
Asdf. says:
"My um...my parents iso..isolated me and um... I was...gul..gullable? Yeah, gullable! And...um...I think..it's called brain..brainwash?"
Shikamaru says:
But how could you fall for it? I mean... you don't even have wings!
Shikamaru says:
Look at you!
Asdf. says:
"Um...I did.. A kind man I met on the streets ripped them off my back..."
Shikamaru says:
----Wait, what?
Asdf. says:
"Um..my parents..stitched them onto my back with some sort of..wire? So it wouldn't come off and...I asked this man with tattoos and metal stuff and he ripped it off for me. ^^"
Shikamaru says:
Didn't that HURT?...
Asdf. says:
"Y-Yeah...it hurt a lot, actually...><"
Shikamaru says:
AWWWwww.. how cute.
Shikamaru says:
Alright... WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL FIVE QUESTIONS.
Asdf. says:
"Okay.."
Shikamaru says:
1. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF!?
Asdf. says:
"Thunder..."
Shikamaru says:
..Don't you mean 'lightning'?
Asdf. says:
"No...I'm afraid of the sound of thunder. @_@;..."
Shikamaru says:
Seriously?
Asdf. says:
"...yes...?"
Shikamaru says:
<_<
Shikamaru says:
2. IF YOU COULD BE ANYTHING IN THE WORLD... WHAT WOULD YOU BE?!
Asdf. says:
"I don't know. xD.."
Shikamaru says:
...I thought you were going to say 'faerie'. Honest to goodness.
Asdf. says:
"N-No... No more fantasy..stuff..."
Shikamaru says:
3. WHO WOULD WIN IN A DEATHMATCH!? GODZILLA OR ONE-HUNDRED-THOUSAND NAKED, UNARMED JAPANESE PEOPLE!?
Asdf. says:
"...Godzilla? ?"
Shikamaru says:
I'm as confused as you are as to who the underdog really is, sweetheart.
Asdf. says:
"E-Eh.."
Shikamaru says:
4. !!!... WHO DO YOU WANT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT!?
Asdf. says:
"I don't know the presidents.. oo;..."
Shikamaru says:
<_<
Shikamaru says:
5. CUTE OR HOT!?
Asdf. says:
"For...? ?"
Shikamaru says:
CUTE OR HOT!? =D!?
Asdf. says:
"For what?"
Shikamaru says:
CUTE OR HOT!?!? =D!?
Asdf. says:
"U-Um...cute...?"
Shikamaru says:
...
Shikamaru says:
THATS IT FOR THIS TIME'S INTERVIEW OMAKE WITH THE 'CUTE' JENESIS EXODUS FOR PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL #259!
Asdf. says:
"Ohh.. Oh! Bye!!! -Waves- =D"

[meigan]

=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
HELLO! AND WELCOME BACK TO PHS #259 OMAKE INTERVIEWS! Due to an unfortunate mishap with a hundred horny old men and a tuna fish sandwich, I'll be your host today!! Here in the studio we have...
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
-peeks in- Uh... hello? o.o
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*whispers* Say your name, dearie (:
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
oh... OH! Um... My name is Emily! -bows- Hajimemashite, douzo yoroshiku. ^^
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
^^ Welcome Emily! It is lovely to have you hear today. So tell me, what it life like at PHS #259?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Um... quite interesting, actually? I mean, I've been kidnapped and all and experimented on... >_<;
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Oh? o.o What, is that some sort of class project or something? WHAT ARE THEY TEACHING THERE?!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Did they at least give you candy?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
No Candy, but we had ... er... this thingy they injected on me?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
I wanted the candy
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Laaame. They have a lot to learn.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*hands a candy*
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
oooh! -noms- ..........
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
^^
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
So, whats your favorite subject?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Shoe size?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Siblings?!
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
........... KYAAAAAAAAAA <33333 My favorite subject is Human Pathology~ Shoe size? er... 9~~~ and... Rem is my brother. ^^
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
-hops about on sugar rush-
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Rem? What's it short for? Is he cute?!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
WHATS HIS PHONE NUMBER?! *ahem* I mean, for the audience, aye?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
That's his name :3 Rem~ He's ... cute. >w>; I guess? I'm taller than him.
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
I... forgot his cellphone number, sorry ^^;
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
How can you forget your own brother's cellphone number??? I hope he's watching this *waves to camera*
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*wink wink, fluffs big hair*
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
I'm bad at memorizing numbers >_< -sucks at math-
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Any hoodles, more about you, Emily. What makes you tick? Likes, dislikes, turn ons, turn offs...spill (:
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
-tilts head- ... me? Um... do you mean guys?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
o.o
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
SURE!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*winks to audience* Write this down folks..
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Umm... I like Anime and Manga... curry... asian food... studying languages... ... on the other hand I don't really like dogs and ... kinda hate anything made out of soy. -_-

... and.. er... the guy thing? Mm... Uh.. I-I kinda like smart guys... with a lot of ambition... guys that want something done for themselves. Kinda am like that myself so... >///<;
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
And height is a good thing.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Height as in tall guys? Tall dark and handsome your thing dearie?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Hmm... I suppose. :3
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Do you have any crushes at the moment? Any mystery men we should know about?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
A pretty little thing like you's gotta have tons of pursuers ;]
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Um?? I-I-I... A-ah kinda do but... I-I... um... don't think I should expose it to the public >//////////<;;;
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Oh come on, this is an interview! We're here to get the dirty. *holds out another piece of candy*
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*waggles it in front of her*
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
O____O -takes candy and looks around- Um... well... >> I... kinda like Winters... a lot... >///<;;
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
-hides-
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
OOOHHHH! Who is this seasonally themed boy?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
what do you mean?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Who is he? Why is his name a season?!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
It's rather unique wouldn't you think?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*aside to audience* ahahah...I should be a poet!
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
A-ah... he's my ... boss. I work for him as his... er... advertising manager. Or at least did, for a bit.

... And his name... um... I dunno. I wish I knew. >w<;;
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
and yes, ^^ you should be a poooet <3
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
You boss??? OOoohhhh, scandel in the office ;]
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Though I suggest you get his name before you get too far...could you imagine a wedding to someone you dont know the name of?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*clears throat* "Do you Emily, take...uh...this guy...to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
it could put a damper on things, if you know what I mean.
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Omg... >//<;; marriage... marriage... ah... -passes out-
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*pokes* o.o Um...hello? Emily? ...
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
WELL I GUESS THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY FOLKS! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US AND WE'LL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON FOR PHS #259 CHARACTER OMAKE INTERVIEWS!! Buh bye now (:
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
>w< Jon-kunn~~ <33 -mumbles-

[meigan]

=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF PHS #259 OMAKE INTERVIEWS!!! Today we're blessed to interview one of the faculty of the fine establishment! Could you begin with your name please, ma'am?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Dr. Layla Clavering. It is a pleasure to meet you all today. ^^
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Welcome welcome! Now, what subject do you teach and why at PHS #259, Doctor?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
I teach Anatomy and Physiology. Part time, but quite rewarding.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Wow, that's quite a workload. Why did you choose PHS #259 as your school of choice? It's all full of imbecilic, rebellious, pugnacious youth! What could they use Anatomy and Physiology for?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Of course, they should know where to hit... they willl find Anatomy and Physiology useful if they study it well enough... and if they beat up each other well enough I could have another patient to earn from at the hospital. ^^
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
You condone fighting?! You urge children on to beat themselves senseless and potentially DIE?!
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
To an extent, I as a doctor benefit on their hormonal rampage of anger and frustration. I get paid to fix them right up for the next bout~ =D
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
So you're simply fueling your own paycheck?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
You teach them to beat each other up then nurse their wounds?!
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Yup~
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
THAT'S BRILLIANT
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Yup~
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
BRILLIANT I SAY!
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
See? =D!
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Mutual benefit. <3
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
You must be rather rich. Fantastic.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
You wonderful conniving woman, you.
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Not at all. I spend my money on cosplay... and keeping my classroom looking neat and cozy.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Cosplay? How interesting!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Do tell us, what to you cosplay as and do you go to conventions? Are you a professional?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Of course! <3 I cosplay as... well... I have quite a list. It would be silly to name them all here~
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Which is your favorite to date, then?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Oh, I have no favorites. I love all my costumes just the same. <33
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Lovely. Well, what do you wear when you aren't cosplaying? Normal clothes? Fashion tips?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
I wear cosplay all the time <3
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Do you own a single pair of jeans? A tshirt? Socks?! NOTHING?!
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
o.o No. I suppose. Ever since my husband died and all I never really went for that anymore.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Aww....who was your husband? Tell us about the love of your life and his tragic ending.
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Ah~ Shinichi-kun was the love of my life. <3 He was Emily-chan's lawyer, and my college sweetheart <3
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
-squeals- Oh, I miss him so... his brown eyes... the bleached hair that he dyed blue so that he could cosplay Chester from Tales of Phantasia at our wedding <3
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
A fellow cosplayer...how sweet.
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
We met at a convention, actually. <3
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Awwww, was it love at first cosplay?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Yes, my dear... it surely was <3
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
... though, sadly... our car got wrecked by a truck before the wedding night
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*pulls level, sign lights up* Audience: AWWWW!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Oh no!
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
He didn't make it, sadly. -w-;
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
So technically, you're not married...
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
and it is also why I'm on a wheelchair right now. Formerly Paraphlegic...
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
oh? Yes... technically.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
You could still be a basketball player or a swimmer you know...these days people do loads of things in wheelchairs!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Like have sex! I mean..
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Ah~ I'm still a virgin 8)
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Virtuous.
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
and I can't really do those... my legs are weak. Cannot even run
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
^^;
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
No you can do those things in a wheelchair. They've got like, speical games and stuff these days.
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
I don't like sports. I'd rather read. ^^
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Well you can do that in a wheelchair as well! Look at the possibilities!
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Yes! Indeed.
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
I love reading this though. -flashes medical ethics book about 5 inches thick- It's a must read <3
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
...
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
I'll pass, thanks. o.O
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
What ar eyour other hobbies besides cosplaying and reading? You've got a wild life there, Doctor.
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Awwh, too baaaaaad
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Nope. =3 That's basically my entire life. Cosplay and reading.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
You wild woman! Living life on the edge!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Are there any new loves is your life? New interests? Do you find any of your fellow faculty hot? Or students?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
I've yet to find anyone within the faculty very attractive, well... with regard to the opposite sex. Students.. quite a lot of them are particularly interesting subjects <3
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
With regard to the opposite sex? Are you saying you find the female population attractive? Do you swing that way?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Maybe I do, Maybe I don't~ =3
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Maybe usually means yes. I'm a professional, lady, you can't fool me. ^^
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
It's all that reading, I tell ya.
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Quite. ^^
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
We're down to the final question, Doctor, and it comes from out lovely audience. If you were a burrito, what would you consist of?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Cabbage. Onions... and cheeze =3
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
SOUNDS DELICIOUS!
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
INDEED
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Um... I mean, indeed.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Do you have any parting words of wisdom Doctor, that you would like to spread to your admirers?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
^^
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Humans taste like pork. ^^
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
...
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
ARE YOU A CANNIBALL?!
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Nope. Emily is though ^^
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
A CANNONBALL?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
No wonder she needed a lawyer...
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Ah, I thought you said cannibal.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
I did >>
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Indeed.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
IS SHE A CANNONBALL TOO!?
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
I haven't tried~
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
...
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
And we're outa time!! Thank you Doctor for your wonderful insight!! THANKS FOR JOINING US FOR OMAKE INTERVIEWS, AND WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!!

[meigan]

=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
WELCOME TO ANOTHER FUN FILLED AND LIVELY EPISODE OF OMAKE CHARACTER INTERVIEWS!! Due to wonderous response, we've brought back one of our favorite cannibals for a special WELCOME BACK EDITION!!! Mister Kaluskov, how does it feel to be back here in Long Beach??
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
It's.... hot.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Hot? As in temperature? Where hace you been, the Antarctic?
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
I have been, on the east coast, not nearly as hot as southern california. -COUGH- Yes, temperature.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Are you sure you aren't referring to the numerous lovely ladies parading around in bikinis and such? *nudge nudge*
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
I'm married, with two kids. I'm quite sure I'm not referring to the numerous hooker types PARADING around downtown in bikinis. A bikini, is not practical downtown Long Beach wear.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Married?! Kids?! Good Lawd man, you've been busy. Who's the lucky lady?
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
I'm.... not telling. We met back when I came to this country.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Ooooh, a mystery woman! You hear that ladies, he's off the market! Better luck next time.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
So why did ou come back to Long Beach?
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
My family lives here, and I fulfilled my mission on the east coast. You know, building an evil empire, cleaning up the shitty criminals and putting some real organized, incredibly hard to destroy crime. Crime that benefits the community.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Steal from the rich and feed the poor?
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
Something like that, I'm not exaclty robin hood, nor will I ever wear tights. But it takes the corrupt officials out, and spreads the cash around the lower class that are suffering so they can handle life. Really, it's a crime that's a service to the city. I should get a medal, WHERE IS MY MEDAL!?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
I'll...have a talk with the mayor. Or something. *gives him a candy for now*
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
Oooooo candy... -Takes, pockets.-
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
^^
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
SO where's the medal?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Now, do tell us, what do you plan to do with your life now that you're a married man? And a father?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Umm...he says its on backorder?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
>>
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
<<
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*gestures to cameraman, who shrugs*
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
I see, I'll persuade him. Anyway.... I plan on just raising the kiddies, and keeping the wife happy, aside from my usual activities. Which include beating the crap out of people for fun. It's very liberating just to hit someone without any particular reason. I especially like high schoolers they think they're so tough and all that. It's wonderful to lay the smack down on them.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
What about being a role model for your children? Are you going to raise them with that sort of attitude towards humanity? Will they follow in your footseps?!
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
Iunno, I won't teach them how to eat people. But I will certainly raise them how I was raised. I'm still a noble type, and they'll be noble types as well. They just won't live in a castle.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Noble?! Are you a prince? From a far off land?!
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
I'm a Baron, from Serbia. So I guess you could say I'm a princely type. I certainly was raised that way.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Silver spoon and all?!
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
Yes, and big dances.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
How did you come from a life of luzury to a life of crime and eating people?
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
Well I'm still living a life of luxury, it's just that some really bad things happened, and I had to go to a very bad place to exact revenge.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Ooooh, sound....very bad.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
But it looks like you've made it well for yourself.
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
Indeed, I've still got that uncontrollable bloodlust at times thought.
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
though, rather. Bloodly language.
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
YOUR LANGUAGE SUCKS.
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
IT DOESN'T FLOW RIGHT.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
I'M SORRY! *ducks*
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
What languages do you speak?
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
Pick one, I probably speak it.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Oday Ouya Eakspay Igpay Atinlay?
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
Of course I speak Pig latin, do you think I'm some kind of idiot?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Well I DON'T KNOW!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
It's the only one I know.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Besides ye Olde Englisheereree
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
I speak most latin based languages, and some asian languages.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
How many in total?
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
I don't remember.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Wow, it must be a lot then!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Valekin Von Kaluskov, breaking the language barrier for mankind!
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
Fucking language barrier. Anyway, any more questions? I feel the need to find a goat, skin it, and put it on the second floor hallway of 259.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
...Okayyy then...*moves chair slightly*
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Any final words for our audience Mister Kaluskov?
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
Even if they lock their doors and windows, I can still get them. LOCKS WILL NOT KEEP ME OUT! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Oh my....well, you heard him folks. Locks don't work!!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY. Thank you again, mister Kaluskov, and WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON OMAKE INTERVIEWS!!! Buh bye now (:
Valekin -- Good Lord! says:
-Punches the cameraman.- HA! NEVER SAW THAT COMING DID YA?!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*ducks as sparks fly everywhere. The cameraman goes running for cover* O___O

[narakunohana]

(12:42 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: VY HALO THAR AND WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER EPISODE OF PHS 259 OMAKE INTERVIEWS! I'm yet another host~ and we'll be interviewing our lovely, ever so sexy~!!!....
(12:42 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: =D?
(12:43 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Marina Cassidy. *laughs*
(12:43 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Sexy?
(12:43 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: THAT'S WHAT THE SCRIPT SAID 8)
(12:43 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: *looks at the reader prompt* Oh, well...okay.
(12:44 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Nao... tell us something about yourself. You are 259's Art teacher, are you not? x3
(12:44 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Yes I am ^^
(12:44 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: There is never enough art in schools these days. I'm hoping to rectify that.
(12:45 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: INDEEDILY. Do you consider anime and manga an art? 8(
(12:46 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Do you? DO YOU!?
(12:46 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Ah- well, yes. Actually. It's a unique form of drawing. I wish I could draw with such clean lines and loud graphics.
(12:47 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: One of my art students draws like that, it's rather nice.
(12:47 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: =D DOES HE OR SHE DRAW HENTAI?!
(12:48 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: If she does, I haven't seen it.
(12:48 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Aww damn. ... do you draw hentai? 83?
(12:48 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: *laugh* No, I don't I can't draw manga at all, really. Do you like hentai?
(12:49 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: No. BUT THE CAMERA GUY LOVES THEM. RIGHT? CAMERAMAN?! 8DDD >> <<
(12:49 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: um... anyway... back to our interview -cough-
(12:49 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: *looks at the cameraman oddly*
(12:50 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: So~ Anything interesting happening lately? Anyone catching your interest? =3
(12:50 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Maybe some lovey-dovey going on?
(12:50 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: =D?
(12:50 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Um...well..I don't know. Certainly no lovey dovey XD
(12:51 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Most of the male faculty keep to themselves, or are kind of mad. >>
(12:51 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: ;____; But... the hentai...
(12:51 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: ... oh. I see your point.
(12:51 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: What does hentai have to do with it?
(12:51 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: o.o
(12:51 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Oh nothing <3
(12:52 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: nothing at all =D
(12:52 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Okay...o.o"
(12:52 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: What about the female teachers? =D?
(12:52 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Anyone you like? Love? HAVE YURI SEX WITH?
(12:52 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo:
(12:55 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: DO YOU DO YOU?!
(12:55 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Yuri? What's that?
(12:55 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: And no, I'm not really interested in women.
(12:56 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Girl to girl 8)
(12:56 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: oh damn.
(12:56 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: I mean, I can appreciate beauty, I'm an artist, but not like that/
(12:56 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: So. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR JOB NOWADAYS? 8)
(12:57 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Fun (: I love teaching art to kids. I feel like I'm expanding their minds :3
(12:57 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: any specific style you like? =D Favorite painters?
(12:58 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Hmmm...my favorite painter is Hokusai, and my favorite painting of his is the Great Wave. I also like Van Gogh quite a bit, with his Starry Night. It's such a unique style.
(12:58 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Michelangelo was a genius. but he wasn't just a painter.
(12:59 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Yes, yes. 8)
(12:59 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Now a few questions before we wrap this interview up with our super duper question of dewm
(12:59 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Dewm? o.O
(12:59 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: BOXERS OR BRIEFS?!
(1:00 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Boxers. Or Boxer briefs. I'm not really a fan of tighty whiteys.
(1:00 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: -snickers-
(1:00 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Its true!
(1:00 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Easier to pull off >3
(1:00 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: -cough-
(1:01 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Anyways~ next question
(1:01 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Haha.
(1:01 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: ... WHAT DO YOU THINK OF LAYLA?!
(1:01 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Layla? She is really nice (= I'm glad we've gotten to know each other more lately. Female faculty need to stick together!
(1:02 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: She's a little bit too cheerful at times, but I guess that's just me.
(1:02 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: =D I SEE. How about Miss Eisenkasten... or Mister Winklewood?
(1:02 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: 8)
(1:03 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: She is...a little overbearing, and stares at me weird sometimes. And Mr. Winklewood is...an interesting fellow. Incredibly attractive, but something just isn't right about him.
(1:03 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Yes.... strange aren't they? 8)
(1:04 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Indeed.
(1:04 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Layla is rather normal compared to them.
(1:04 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: But who am I to judge, aye?
(1:04 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Aye. Now... next question:
(1:04 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: WHAT ARE YOUR MEASUREMENTS AND CUPSIZE?
(1:05 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Uhh...should I really answer that on camera? o.O
(1:05 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: It's for the boys ^^
(1:05 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: RIGHT BOYS?!
Crewmen: YEAHHH
(1:05 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: ... XD *laugh* Well, if its any use..I'm a 36D.
(1:06 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: YOU HEAR THAT FOLKS!? D-CUPS! FULL OF JUSTICE!!!
(1:06 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: XD
(1:06 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: =D
(1:06 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Mhm?
(1:07 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: CAKE OR PIE? D8
(1:07 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Pineapple upside down cake for the win (:
(1:07 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Though, apple pie is good too.
(1:08 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: I like them both.
(1:08 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Can that be an answer?
(1:08 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: NOOO YOU MUST CHOOSE ONE
(1:08 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Wahhh o.o
(1:08 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Um...
(1:08 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo:
(1:08 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: er....eh...I can't!! They're both so tasty!!!!!!!!!1
(1:08 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: *whispers* I suggest the pie. The cake is a lie...
(1:08 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: ...o.o? Oh....uh, pie then.
(1:09 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: But upside down pineapple cake is good TT___TT
(1:09 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Yes...
Iyaいや - "Life bo: Want some cake over at my place? ;DDD
=Kaleidoscope!Ey: Sure ^^"
(1:09 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: 8DDDDD YES MAI PLAN WORKE- I mean... er =D We should get going then!
(1:10 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Plan? o.o?
(1:10 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: Eh, okay. ^^"
(1:10 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: I want cake.
(1:10 AM) Iyaいや - "Life bo: Well dear viewers! This is the end of our Interview with Miss Marina Cassidy! See you next time! Adieuuuu! <333
(1:10 AM) =Kaleidoscope!Ey: *waves* Bye!

[meigan]

=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
HELLO! And welcome to a double team edition of OMAKE INTERVIEWS! Today we have TWO hosts and ONE lovely guest!
Iyaいや - "Life bores me now, I should obsess over something new..." --Emily says:
Yessir... one lovely LOVELY GUEST 8) HIS NAME IS~~?!
Shikamaru says:
"SMASH!? =D!?"
Iyaいや says:
-blinks- owo;; *whispers* ... is his name really "smash"? owo;;
Shikamaru says:
"=D!?"
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
..Um, the script says "Tuvlan."
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*read through papers* Mister Tuvlan?
Iyaいや says:
Oh, I see 8) WELL MISTER TUVLAN! 83! SHARE US SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF!
Shikamaru says:
"SMASH!!! =D!" *HEADBUTTS INTO WALL, STUMBLES BACK, AWKWARDLY*
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Careful there sport o.o ...Can we get a helmet out here please?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Maybe some restraints...
Iyaいや says:
-gives helmet- ANY INTERESTS?! BESIDES RUNNING INTO WALLS!?
Iyaいや says:
We're out of restraints D:
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Damn. ._.
Shikamaru says:
*Whips About...*
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Hey...H-Hey boy! *snaps fingers* We're over here.
Iyaいや says:
We have fooood! !?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Candy!
Iyaいや says:
and pie!
Shikamaru says:
=D...
Shikamaru says:
...
Shikamaru says:
._.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*holds it out* C'mere buddy, come sit down and you can have this.
Iyaいや says:
-places pie next to it-
Shikamaru says:
*Stares*
Shikamaru says:
*Leans Over To*
Shikamaru says:
*Sniffs*
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Yeah thats it, sit down and eat ^^
Iyaいや says:
^w^
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
While we pry into your mind ^^
Iyaいや says:
>3
Shikamaru says:
"...I fail to see the necessity for an uncalled for lobotomy of my head. The fact that I fail to answer all of your legitimate questions with intelligible answers come forth from my own desire not to do so, being the faithful hedonistic masochist that I am. Any further mockery of trying to lure me with food would result in a terrible depression of emotions of my part---SMASH!? =D!?"
Shikamaru says:
*SLAMS FACE IN PIE*
Iyaいや says:
DID HE JUST SPEAK SOMETHING OTHER THAN SMASH!?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
...
Iyaいや says:
IS IT THE CANDY!?
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
THERE WERE A LOT OF BIG WORDS IN THAT RUN ON SENTENCE!
Iyaいや says:
OR MAYBE THE PIE HAS MEDICINE?!
Iyaいや says:

=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Tell us, Tuvlan, is there a stifled genius buried in that brain of yours?!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
A SPLIT PERSONALITY?!
Iyaいや says:
TELL US!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
A CONSUMED SIMEASE TWIN!
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
A SPELL CHECKER?!?!?!!
Iyaいや says:
DO YOU EAT BRAINS FOR BREAKFAST!?
Shikamaru says:
"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM..." = *PIE FURTHER DEVOURED*
Iyaいや says:
o-o
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*pokes* Hey pie boy, talking to yoU!
Shikamaru says:
*WHIPS ABOUT, SMILING, DANGEROUSLY* "=D!?"
Iyaいや says:
-backs off- ;;
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW! What is your shoe size?
Iyaいや says:
AND YOUR 'SIZE' D8
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*collapses in giggles*
Iyaいや says:
8DD!?
Shikamaru says:
"...Well, I haven't actually checked in a while, My military combat shoes are stolen after all, due to necessity of keeping my feet warm... As for my 'size'... once sexual intercourse comes to interest on my part, I'll be sure to let one of you lovely ladies know---SMASH!? =D!!!" *CHARGES, VIOLENTLY*
Iyaいや says:
o.o
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*dives under table*
Iyaいや says:
-puts on leash- Down boy~ -throws cookie at-
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
MILITARY?! Are you some sort of experiment? A SECRET WEAPON MAYBE?!
Iyaいや says:
ARE YOUR ARMS FAKE AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY SOME SORT OF MAJITEK ARMOR?!
Iyaいや says:
MAYBE YOUR HAIR HAS LAZERS!?
Iyaいや says:

=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Majitek? o.O
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
LAZERS! YES!
Shikamaru says:
>_>...
Shikamaru says:
"Smash...? o_-"
Iyaいや says:

=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*pats on the head* You really are an odd one.
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
MAY I OWN YOU AS A PET!?
Iyaいや says:
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
Iyaいや says:
D:
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
We can share him maybe?
Iyaいや says:
Yes yes <3
Shikamaru says:
<.<... "Smash...?"
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
Come! Be our pet, smashy boy!
Shikamaru says:
>.>;;;
Iyaいや says:
We have boobs?
Shikamaru says:
-_-...
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
And moar pie!
Iyaいや says:
INDEED.
Shikamaru says:
"SMAAAAASSSSHHHHHHH!!!!! D=" *CHARGES VIOLENTLY WITH FLAILING ARMS*
Iyaいや says:
MEEP!
Iyaいや says:
-runs-
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
OH DEAR G- *dives out of the way, takes the cameraman out*
Shikamaru says:
"SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! D= D= D=!!!!!! *CONTINUES WITH RECKLESS ABANDON OF CONFUSED FURY*
=Kaleidoscope!Eyess; says:
*Reached camera amongst much crashing and mayhem* That...T-That's all the time we have here folks! Some one call the animal control, s-something- Oh no not the face! X.X
Iyaいや says:
D:!!
Shikamaru says:
"SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!! =D!!!" *ETCETERA-ESQUE CONTIUNATION OF THE FORMER*