Post by Rem on Apr 8, 2008 9:29:54 GMT -8
Ok... Since, I've had two forces of nature use their very subtle powers of persuasion to get me to start one of these things up (I'm looking at you Emily, Lilah), I've decided to cave and do so. So... what to write?
I could write about the latest events in my life, such as my own baby sister kicking me out of her apartment and forcing me to live on the street. Or the fact that I broke into my girlfriend's apartment not long afterward and spent the last four months OR the fact that she suddenly returned one night out of the blue after leaving without so much as a goodbye; just upped and disappeared. Joy. I got myself into a lot of trouble with a whole bunch of people tearing up this town in search of her, skipping school and all that and then last night, there she was, safe and as hot as ever. I was really mad, worrying is not something I like to do, but her mom had died so I really couldn't stay mad.
But, no, I'm not going to talk of my life. Instead, I'm going to give you all insight into my favorite animal: the chocobo.
See, the chocobo is a bird much like a chicken, except giant and primarily yellow. They're from the Final Fantasy series and arguably fictional, but you never know, much fiction is based on some truth. Chocobos are used primarily as mounts, much like horses and cheap hookers. If bred properly you can even get chocobo of many different colors and with each different color, the bird gains a new ability. It's awesome. Though I sometimes worry about the little inbreeding problems that may arise.
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*5 more pages of random chocobo facts*
And that, is how one breeds the legendary golden chocobo. As for the failed products, you can always sell them to fast food establishments, as chocobos make excellent food sources.
Anyways, I need sleep. I'll update this a bit later. I'm starting to like blogging. Mata ashita my peoples!
I could write about the latest events in my life, such as my own baby sister kicking me out of her apartment and forcing me to live on the street. Or the fact that I broke into my girlfriend's apartment not long afterward and spent the last four months OR the fact that she suddenly returned one night out of the blue after leaving without so much as a goodbye; just upped and disappeared. Joy. I got myself into a lot of trouble with a whole bunch of people tearing up this town in search of her, skipping school and all that and then last night, there she was, safe and as hot as ever. I was really mad, worrying is not something I like to do, but her mom had died so I really couldn't stay mad.
But, no, I'm not going to talk of my life. Instead, I'm going to give you all insight into my favorite animal: the chocobo.
See, the chocobo is a bird much like a chicken, except giant and primarily yellow. They're from the Final Fantasy series and arguably fictional, but you never know, much fiction is based on some truth. Chocobos are used primarily as mounts, much like horses and cheap hookers. If bred properly you can even get chocobo of many different colors and with each different color, the bird gains a new ability. It's awesome. Though I sometimes worry about the little inbreeding problems that may arise.
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*5 more pages of random chocobo facts*
And that, is how one breeds the legendary golden chocobo. As for the failed products, you can always sell them to fast food establishments, as chocobos make excellent food sources.
Anyways, I need sleep. I'll update this a bit later. I'm starting to like blogging. Mata ashita my peoples!
