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Post by Linda Osako on Feb 13, 2009 9:36:06 GMT -8
Ok so dear diary,
If I were a crack baby I would be a crazy one. Like the kind that would cry for milk, then secretly demand crack cocaine! Yes... That is what kind of crack baby I would be.
Let's see... what to tell what to tell... Oh! Today I got these awesome shoes from the mall. Some sexy wexy stilettos, all black of course. They are made out of shinny waxed leather and only set me back about 400 dollars! I was like GODDAMN! As my eyes rolled back in my head from the awesomeness. That's pretty much it...
K thanks bye! ^_-
P.S. Yes I just wrote a face to you diary! Don't judge me =_=
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Post by Linda Osako on Feb 18, 2009 6:57:50 GMT -8
Dear Diary, I wonder what's going to go on in the future. Like does everyone understand what is about to happen? Something that has never happened before. The only people that can stop us are few and far between, and soon I will stand as Queen Bitch of the Universe. I wonder how that will feel, knowing that I will sit atop a throne not unlike my one in New York. Its a strange feeling... Its coming and going... I don't think this school is ready for the kind of pain that is to come. Its going to be something else, that's all I'll say to even you diary. Things are going to change around here, and fast. The weak will cease to be, and the strong will be controlled and monitored. I will fulfill the roles I need to, and keep the gears in motion, while others maintain our machine of destruction. Yeah, that sums it up. Thanks again Diary. Your a great listener... Too good... You can't be trusted!  j/k j/k p.s. No squealing diary! |
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Post by Linda Osako on Feb 19, 2009 8:45:35 GMT -8
Dear Diary, Till death do us part... Or until I burn you! ^_^ Anyways, last night on the news some sicko threw blood all over 259. I had Mathew over for dinner that night, and he was attempting to cook something while I watched TV. Something was strange about the secret message that the people wrote in blood, it was too easy to crack. I dunno, I just know something is up... but I thought I left all this stuff back in New York... I guess I was wrong. Also, make a note! This boy named Chris owes me five dollars, if he tries to skip out at least I have record of it now. Good idea, wouldn't you agree Diary? Of course you do. Oh on another note, there is this guy at school, David Blaze, I think he might be a tad full of himself. I mean he seems like a nice guy from what I hear, but he walks around with his own name on his sweatshirt... Like who the fuck does he think he is, fucking Diddy? Anyway, I could see him wearing some FUBU... that would be funny. Every time I see FUBU clothing the saying, "Farmers used to beat us" pops into my head. I think that makes me racist! Omg stupid diary, I am sooo not racist! It is kinda funny though... FUBU... heh. p.s. Where will the chickens run after I have removed all of their heads? |
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Post by Linda Osako on Feb 20, 2009 2:23:50 GMT -8
Dear Diary or w/e, I am sooooo wasted! Just got home from a night a celebrations and Sake Bombing at a local.. nah I lie.. at a sushi bar on Sunset Boulevard. Ugh, talk about drinks... They just kept coming and coming. A perfect way to celebrate my new title I think! Oh... I didn't tell you did I? I am the new school captain of 259 . Omg I know, it sounds crazy... but if you think about it... I can do it. I mean sure... I might fuck up a bit at first.. But its all bueno cause I'll learn! Anyway I'm going to bed you shtupid book. Love you <3 p.s. I can love you and think your stupid... yeah... that's possible ^_^ |
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Post by Linda Osako on Feb 21, 2009 22:19:40 GMT -8
Dear Diary,
Today I was called bad names by some lil' Freshman. He hurt my feelings so I rearranged his face. I assumed it would be ok with everyone so I didn't make a big deal out of it. I just ran his face into a locker a few times till he passed out. I was like, "Yeah... Your face!" It felt good to do a good thing. You know Diary, I have always been about helping the community. I'm proud I finally get to do my part. Btw Diary, you know that girl I ran over last week, what was her name... uhhh Emily? Yeah that one. I was feeling good today so I was thinking I should go by and drop off some flowers for her. I was thinking she would really like that if she were concious and all. I like doing good things for people ^_^
Oh and guess what else I did today!?!? Yep... I spent like three hundred dollars of my drug trafficing money on roses for Emily. I didn't like any of the other colors so I figured black would be nice. I know I would just love it if someone brought me black roses....
Hmmm... I wonder what Mathew is up to today... I think I'm gonna give him a call.
Bye bye Diary, love you!
P.S- You know what happens if you squeal! <3 ^_^
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Post by Linda Osako on Feb 25, 2009 0:06:39 GMT -8
Dear Diary, Yes... I suppose it is that time again... No worries though Diary, I committed no acts of violence today. ^_^ Let's see where to start... This morning I woke up... I had a GIANT bowl of cinnamon toast crunch... and then I went to school tired as all hell. I am thinking I don't need to take any more sleep aids before bed, because the next day I always feel like a zombie in class... You know, like, "Urghhhh... Me need coffee! Muragh! No no spealingz! Errrrrr.... Linda smashiez!" I really don't like being like that, not only do I feel slow but I always must look and sound terrible! Oh oh oh!!!! I didn't tell you all the juicy gossip yet did I? o.O Guess what? I am soooooo going to rock 259 with my Bake Sale of EPIC PROPORTIONS! Yep, I'm making my special Bone Dragon Brownies! Yes... I named them that... I thought we talked about you and your judging Diary! If you are always going to judge then I'm just going to stop talking to you... I mean, uhhh... Writing in you! Yes... that will show you... stupid book... stupid judging book! P.S. This means no love for you today! >.> *I have no diary!* |
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Post by Linda Osako on Feb 25, 2009 19:14:18 GMT -8
Dear stupid Diary,
Against my better judgment, and believe me it took a lot of talking myself into this, I have decided to give you another chance and write in you. Yes yes, I know, you feel blessed and your sorry for what you said. Its ok, I forgive you... for now.
Anyways! The 259 bake sale is going GREAT! Well I think it will go great anyway... So far nobody has signed up to help me, but I know that my Bone Dragon Brownies are going to be a hit! The ingredients are .......... oh right... We are close again Diary, but I'm not about to give away all my secrets to you again that easily! >.>
I'll hit you up tomorrow.
-Kinda love you...
P.S. Kinda... only Kinda for today...
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Post by Linda Osako on Sept 9, 2009 23:42:42 GMT -8
Dear Diary,
WE GOT ISSUES! I just got back to 259, yes I said it... I was sent back to 259 by Mr. Purple (I would color his name but I dare not take a marker to you Diary <3) that buttface. Anyway I found out interesting news the other day. Remember Pyro? Yep him, the guy that tried to burn down the school because the pillars were bad... (lol) Anyway, he is now a Dragon! I know its shocking @_@ I need to talk to Leon, something is just not right about this. I mean, I know that a Dragon can appoint another, but weren't we supposed to follow some code of 3? Last time I checked we were. Bad, my tummy feels weird so I think this is good enough for today. Maybe hit you up 2morrow lovely.
P.S. I might write in rainbow pen next time ^_^
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j/k j/k