Tyr Odinson
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Post by Tyr Odinson on Sept 18, 2009 11:53:41 GMT -8
OOC((This fight only has been requested Statless.))
You are led to a large, broken down and ruined building. There is a large Cage at the center 30 feet in diameter, surrounded by hundreds of underground fighters and individuals. You are given a white pair of very thin Sweatpants. You are instructed that all shirts, loose change, watches, etc are to be removed. Thin silver collars are placed around your necks to repress your Qi and mold to your skin to prevent grabbing. Shouts can be heard, a loud Din of students from 259 and Gangs off the street.
Good luck Ladies and gents.
LETS GET IT ON!
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Sept 18, 2009 20:59:48 GMT -8
Matrim was in sweat pants.... really thin sweat pants..... sweatpants that Matrim immediately ripped the legs off to. *Ahem* Let's restart this. Matrim was in short shorts.... white short shorts.... thin white short shorts..... and he was definitely ready for this. The fight that would decide it all, that's right ladies and gentlemen it was Matrim vs the big man himself, the cause for alarm, the three legged giant, Katsuri. Oh wait... we can't do this without theme music..... here' ya'll go.And there he stood in his short shorts, surrounded by fight fans who would be given every bit of there moneys worth.... Matrim was thinking about the future fight, and he knew that his move had to be a critical one. If he missed the first attack and allowed Katsu to best him... he'd be in a tough bind, he'd have to get him twice in a row... and we all know that was highly unlikely. The air was thick with anticipation and ballsweat....... |
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Post by Katsuri Katashi on Sept 18, 2009 21:32:02 GMT -8
When he showed up in the ring it seemed his opponent had already ripped the legs off his sweat pants and caused the large man to cock his brow. Short shorts eh? Well. He would grab the band of his sweats and drop them down without a care, tossing them back behind him into the corner. Who wanted to fight a naked man right? Epic. Katsuri was relevant to his size in all manner of speaking, and an eight foot man with a thirty-six inch foot.. well. You do the math. Looking towards Matrim he would have cracked his neck left, then right, and grinned at him, the sort of grin that said 'If you aint careful, you gon' get some surprise butt secks.' The crowd did not seem to know what to do.. rather to cheer or be appalled at the fact this massive man had just taken his clothing off in the middle of a ring meant for spreading blood. Well. Either way, he would have had to come to the conclusion that mini-katsuri deserved a theme song. A wave for the boy to come would have been met with a side ways shift. Now, this would have been fine if he had not been naked.. but since he was the thing flopped sideways and then back and fourth a bit, a nice big set of slightly furries shifting back and fourth even more, shaking around like a set of two water balloons.. wonder what would happen when they got a sweat going? The flopping would get a lot worse. |
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Sept 19, 2009 14:04:09 GMT -8
Alright, here we go.....
"Yo!" Matrim said, "I'm going to be constantly repressing each memory as it comes, so sorry if I forget anything through out the match, alright?"
It's not there, it's not there. Just ignore it and it'll go away.... DEAR GOD I THINK IT JUST WINKED AT ME!!!!!!!!!
"Alright, I think we know what happens during all of our fights and just how hard to decide they get. Why don't we settle this the easy way....."
Matrim held his fist out over an opened hand. Hopefully the guy knew what he was gesturing at.....
"Catch my drift?"
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Post by Katsuri Katashi on Sept 19, 2009 18:34:33 GMT -8
Right. Katsuri got naked to one up shorts short boy.. and now this guy was trying to initiate a fricken Rock Paper Scissors match. What kinda stuff was he smokin' and where could Katsuri get some yea? Either way, that brow of his cocked up nice and high and the eight-foot mostly hairless wonder walked a little closer to him, looking down at his hand and then back to his own.
"Rock-Paper-Scissors?... Boy. Did your mother drop you on the head when you were younger?"
He could hear the wise crack coming back at him, something along the lines of 'This coming from a guy that gets naked in a cage in front of hundreds of people?' Perhaps a little witty, perhaps worse. Who knew. The behemoth was sure of one thing though, he could careless, and that got a shrug of his shoulders and he offered his hand up to the male, as if urging him to initiate the game.
The crowd booing rather loudly as blood was supposed to be shed, not two people playing some children's game in the middle of a death ring. Amiright? Im right.
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Sept 20, 2009 19:23:42 GMT -8
"Rock-Paper-Scissors?... Boy. Did your mother drop you on the head when you were younger?"
"No, but I impaled my mother with a sword in cold blood, does that explain anything?"
Wow.
.... Just Wow Matrim, way to make things awkward.
I'm gonna give you one last shot....
*presses rewind* *presses pause* Ok, go ahead and reply Matrim.
"No, but I impaled my mother with a sword in cold blood, does that explain anything?"
Fuck it I'm just going with that's what he said there...... sorry for the awkward moment.
And then the guy put his hand up as if saying to initiate, "Alright, on three, not after it, okay? Rock, Paper SCISSORS!" He called out while doing the bumps of the hand, throwing out rock. His reasoning? Because how in the fuck in real life is rock going to be blocked by paper. If someone holds up a sheet of paper in front of their face and you throw a rock..... somebody is going to be sorely disappointed with their choice of shielding.
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Post by Katsuri Katashi on Sept 20, 2009 21:44:36 GMT -8
So. He really wanted to go with rock paper scissors.. well, he would throw a wrench into the kids plans, as no sooner then he had begun swinging that rock he knew where he was going with it, and there was only one way to defeat what he had in mind with his old system, and no one ever chose paper. Paper was for babies. Thats right. He went there, and of course Spock vaporized rock, and well, he won that round. Pleased with himself, he would have waved for the guy to come at him again with that weak old school shit, when new school would own it every time, of course.. he did not take into account the fact Spock could be disproved, but please, like a noob would figure that one out. Katsuri would have begun slapping his hand into his palm again, and of course, he would have thrown up Spock once more, temptation pushing him to almost want to go 'Live Long and Prosper', as after all, the hand sign he used meant that.. major nerd moment on part of the eight foot menace, but considering the fact they were sitting here, Katsuri naked, Matrim close to it, and deciding winners by tossing out hand gestures to see which one was the proper winner.. well. The term nerd fit them both quite well. |
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Sept 20, 2009 22:07:17 GMT -8
Spock.....oooo he wants to do that.....
Matrim knew this game, it was Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.
For those of you who DONT know
Rock breaks scissors and crushes lizard,
Paper covers rock and disproves Spock
Scissors decapitates lizard and cuts paper
Lizard poisons spock and eats paper
Spock crushes scissors and vaporizes rock
Matrim had known this one, "Alright then, we go after spock.... ready? Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock GO!" And low and behold he chose Spock. After all, it was always best to choose Spock, right?
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Post by Katsuri Katashi on Sept 20, 2009 22:39:53 GMT -8
Seemed he was familiar with the game. This was going to get interesting. That hand of his struck down on his palm repeatedly and of course, no sooner then spock had been yelled did both of them throw up the same damn thing.. this was going to be a long game. Star Trek was for nerds, and unfortunately the mun actually enjoyed a little Star Trek now and then, so Katsuri had to endure the title. With spoke up again he would have nodded at Matrim to go again, and that was all he needed before he would have started slapping his fist into his palm, already psyching himself up for another thrilling adventure of.. Spock. Spock. Spock. Nerds paradise here ladies and gentlemen, mind you, while they were doing this the crowd was getting restless, yelling out profanities and throwing shit at the cage, causing debris to fly all over the building from the ricochet and fail throws that just could not reach. |
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Sept 20, 2009 23:23:56 GMT -8
>_> MAH SPOCK!!!!
Matrim saw that they had sent the same sign out and he knew this would go on forever and ever unless it was just a mistake... there's no way the guy would do it three times right?
So as he signaled for him to go once more he did, "Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock, GO!" And once again he sent up the 'live long and prosper sign' with a determined look on his face. And if the guy should have the same sign he would curse out loud saying "GOD DAMNIT........."
If he keeps going Spock we're gonna have ourselves a little throwdown..... I may just have to fight him......
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Post by Katsuri Katashi on Sept 20, 2009 23:36:33 GMT -8
Of course. Katsuri knew the outcome of this fight.. it was going to go in an endless loop, as it seemed every damn time they fought things ended up in a fuckin' draw. Oh well. Spock fell down, and he could not help but mentally go. As in you srsly just chose spock again? I am going to slap you with my penis. Hard. None the less, two sets of hands were in the air, and both of them had index and middle finger together and then a big V in between middle and ring, with ring and pinky together. The thumb was just hanging there like ' I am totally cool yo. ' Either way, the large male narrowed his eyes at Matrim, as if entering a Wild West showdown. The song at the beginning of the thread would apply quite well here. |
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Sept 20, 2009 23:51:06 GMT -8
"I guess we're gonna have to settle this the hard way....... mono e ginormous penis-o.... Winner gets to use spock.... then we continue with where we left of, got it?" Matrim said, that spock hand turning to a fist, he ran towards Katsuri with a war cry as he pulled back that right fist, further and further back, his war cry trembling the crowd, and finally they were gonna get what they came to see, that's right ladies and gentlemen they came to see a fight and that is exactly what they were a-gettin. And in this corner weighing in at 40 lbs. we had little Katsuri, and in the same corner but not as attention drawing we had Katsuri at give or take the weight of a Semi Truck. And the other corner in the most flamboyantly homosexual short shorts known to San Francisco we had the no-so-flaming-yet-still-metaphorically-flaming Matrim.
Right where'd we leave off? Oh yeah, right fist, drawn back and charging. Basically as soon as he got within range he would jump off of his right foot, pulling that fist back and just as he would unleash it... a surprise left would shoot out instead straight for the big guys nose.
And finally... we fight.
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Post by Katsuri Katashi on Sept 21, 2009 0:34:22 GMT -8
The left came out of no where, hell, the boys movements came out of no where, granted, he was growing tired of the Spocks. The problem was. The minute he started in on Katsuri, Katsuri was gone, darting to the side towards the cage wall, meaning Matrims leap left him high and dry on a hit. Instead. The large male planted his hands into the cage and would have climbed up, all thirty feet and walked himself out, hanging from the middle of the thing and looking down at Matrim before he stuck his tongue out. The large male shifted himself up with a swing and forced his legs through two holes and looped them there so he could hang upside down like a fuckin' monkey. Hell. The tail was in between his legs like one, that was epic right? "Neener neener neeener!"Of course, he was tossing a jeer down at Matrim to taunt the boy.. and of course thanks to it the crowd was booing against that large naked male had fled from the fight and was hanging upside down like a damn bat. |
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Sept 22, 2009 15:45:11 GMT -8
"Neener neener neeener!"
Matrim was bold.... but was he daring?
Oh yes, he walked out to the middle of the caged area, under where Katsuri was to look up at him, "You gotta come down sometime...." Matrim said, he was going to climb up and get him, but what he would do, is wait for him to come down. Matrim was looking up at him, and got into a fighting stance, "Come on mate, I dare you to try and land on me from that height! Come on! Bring it tough guy! I got your neener neener right fucking here!"
And that's when Matrim flipped him the British bird, a bit of homeland coming out of him.
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Post by Katsuri Katashi on Sept 23, 2009 18:02:08 GMT -8
"Im not comin' down and YOU can't make me. "
He raised his hand up, pushed index finger to his eye lid, pulled it down and stuck his tongue out at the boy, actually quite used to the position he was in, and this genetic defect came in handy sometimes, as it allowed the blood in his body to more then easily transfer blood around without the shit pooling in his skull, one of the benefits of over oxygenated blood, and stronger blood flow then even your above average person.
The just hung there, those legs bent in almost like an indian resting position, which meant the weight of his body was distributed quite well, and it also meant he could hang up there all day... where the hell were his headphones when you needed them?
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