LOL, STATS? Q.Q? WAT? VARSITY PL0X! (David Blaze)

[Cody Travers]

He didn't like Sports.

Not while playing it, with a fox.

Not while playing it, sitting on a box.

Not while the balls flew in the air.

And not while sitting in a chair.

There was just no selling it to him.

Although, there was one really good thing he was good at..

...

*CRAAAAAASH*

A few of the locker stacks fell over in the boys locker room, as they fell over. Just like dominos!

=D?!

Watching the little ones cower out, some of them in towels too, screaming like little boys.. Some of them like little girls. And of course, the girls screaming outside, of having to deal with the unsightly amounts of nuts that were flooding out of the boys changeroom.

YAY, NUTS!

Big nuts, small nuts..

Some as big as your head!..

Wait, what?

...

*Cough*

Anyway, there was Cody, smashing students who thought they were "bigger" than him.

Biiiig mistake.

"What.. You got a little roid rage there, bud? Lemme tell you something about muscle!"

*WHACK*

*WHAM*

Another student collapsed against the lockers, as Cody approached him, to..

Wait..

Was that a G that was planted on his forehead?

Ah well..

Cody then proceeded, like the rap song itself, to;

STOMP 'EM IN THE NUTS!

STOMP 'EM IN THE NUTS!

...

And I'm not a huge fan of rap songs, either.

=D?!

[David B.]

OOC((I...did not even see this at all! Sorry!))

A hand would grasp the shirt/coat of the boy who went on a rampage, pulling and throwing him back toward the lockers. Before him stood a half-naked David Blaze, whose only covering was a towel. He dripped water everywhere, and was very annoyed at the interruption of his shower. Of course, it had to be expected- some testosterone pumped adrenaline junkie deciding to take advantage of the down time in the system. Still, it brought a smile to one side of him- he could respect a person who just wanted to fight for a bit. He couldn't respect the fact that he tore apart David's star football players, as well as his lockeroom.

"You made this place into quite the shithole." He cracked his neck. "Thanks fucknut. You gave me an excuse to break your neck!"

Davids body was covered in scars- some thin and straight from his fight with Spike, others jagged and thick from pieces of metal and bullet holes lodged in his skin. It may be intimidating to some, but he didn't think it likely for this boy. He opened a locker on the ground, pulling out his boxers and taking off the towel, revealing his swaying manhood which was soon covered by the thin cloth. He didn't bother putting anything else on, since by this time it was likely Cody had returned to his feet, if he hadn't before. David would fire himself forward, slamming an elbow into the sternum of his new adversary, a grin passing to his lips at the start of a new battle.

OOC(( David is only in boxers which means he's itemless.

Stats:
Strength: 100
Dexterity: 100
Constitution: 100
Intelligence: 100
Wisdom: 100
Charisma: 100))

[Cody Travers]

Cody felt his body being yanked back from behind him, of course, this was exactly something that he'd looked for. Unexpected yet.. There was something about it that couldn't be explained. It was like, there was finally a challange on the inside of the room. He landed against the floor, with some lockers against him. And this.. This made him feel better, even though..

The next little bit could have been done without..

A MASSIVELY MAN OF SINGLE MANHOOD, WITH THE SIZE OF BOWLING BALLS WERE HANGING IN FRONT OF HIM!...

...

Ew.

<_<;;

Obviously someone liked to get naked when he fought with other boys.. This could prove to be suggestive.. OR MATURE?! =D?!

Let's get all the Yaoi fangirls in here, shall we?

Heh.. Anyway, as Cody began to get up, he disregarded the earlier comment directed towards him. Break his neck? Yeah.. Okay. Sure.

That's when he felt a little force behind this young man's arguement. ORLY? YARLY! With the internal stroke in play, he felt the elbow come jabbing against his ribs, against Mr. Nakey-King here. Cody then went along with the force, knocking the stack of lockers backwards into the floor, Cody used this as a springboard, however.. Using the locker combination latches to flip himself backwards, landing on the downed lockers, on one knee. He huffed for the moment. It was a strong hit.

Coughing twice, before standing on the lockers, Cody would then leap forwards, flipping forwards, and throwing a downward axe kick towards the almost nudist.

[OOC: S'all good, I was going to PM it but I ran out of time. xD As long as you're posting now, it's all fine and dandy.]

[David B.]

David grinned, watching the boy come to his feet. His legs were spread evenly, and his hands were fanned out to each side. He would not use his Qi for this fight- no, this fight would be between men. A contest of cocks if you would. His gaze followed Codys movement, looking up slightly as he launched into the air. He planted a foot behind him and accepted the kick to the face graciously, blood slapping from his lip and spraying down his chin. He spat a little himself, hardly effected.

"Fucking weak."

He would grab the fellows shirt, Cody was his name if he remembered right, and would throw his head forward, slamming his forhead into the boys mouth, then would push him back slightly before whipping up his leg and slamming it into the guys chest again, laughing as he did so.

"I have a mountain of questions. Why the locker room? How come you have such a bad attitude?" He cracked his neck. "but it can wait. For now- lets just enjoy this fight!"

[Cody Travers]

You know.. Headbutts aren't always the best way to go.. They can cause permaneant brain damage and--

Oof!

Too late.

Cody felt the head come across his chin, with a strong striking motion, it wasn't bad enough that he already had him by the shirt, and was clinging to him. This knocked him senseless for a bit. As would all strikes to the head. That's gonna leave a mark.


"Fucking weak."

Word to you too, jockboy.

A sidekick was then applied to Cody's chest, and it was a very strong one too, as Cody simply put his arms up to lessen the blow.. Didn't really work, but hey.. It was worth a try.

Cody slid back aginst the force, tripping up against the fallen lockers that he'd just jumped off of, once again, back flipping.. Man this guy was going to get sick. Cody landed once again on his feet, but on the other side of the lockers.

"I have a mountain of questions. Why the locker room? How come you have such a bad attitude?"

"but it can wait. For now- lets just enjoy this fight!"

That's what he liked to hear.

"That's what I like to hear. But I suppose I should at least clue you in on some things.."

He looked down, then back up at the attacker. Smiling a bit. There was something at his feet..

"Number one.. Why?.. Well.."

He'd then crouch down, and with both hands, grasp onto the lockers with a tight grip.

".. Why not?!"

He'd then use all of his strength to throw them forwards, in a toppeling motion towards Mr. Nakey Nakederson. Much like the way you flip a downed domino. Only.. Much heavier.

[David B.]

David laughed.

"Why not indeed!"

He jumped, running along the top of the collapsing lockers with a strange speed and deft ability. He pushed off the top, coming down toward the young Travers with a hard right punch that may or may not be easily avoidable. He would, upon landing on his feet, step right and throw a hard right uppercut, aiming to lift Cody from his feet. If it happened, he would grab his ankle before he flew too far out of reach and use his body as a flail to beat many, many indents into the ground and walls.

He would then throw cody at a boy who was trying to sneak out, tiptoing around them with ample fear.

"YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT A SHOWER BOY! NOW GET TO IT!"

His voice was loud and obnoxious, excitement pouring through him at having the Cody to fight at that point, the boy would help once he was screamed at, having never seen his Captain like this. It brought a giggle to his lips, and he would roll his head in a circle while he waited for the kid he had just tossed around to return to his feet.

[Cody Travers]

Cody felt that this would be an odd fight, and he was right as he saw a fist coming flying right at him, he dodged it quickly, but then noticed that Captain Spanky here would be throwing another uppercut, one that which he could not block. Launching Cody backwards, he then felt his leg come to grips, along with a strong throw, right into the showers. Lucky for him, there was another guy to cushion his fall.

"YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITHOUT A SHOWER BOY! NOW GET TO IT!"

Cody fell against the boy, who had fallen against a showerhead, which was now, in this case, crumbling to rust. Cody rubbed the back of his head, before he emerged out from the door of the guys shower.. But not before, grabbing one of the closest shower heads, twisting it and ripping it right off the wall. With said metal object, he would throw it at Boxer boy here, following close behind it with a faking out, acting to throw his left fist forwards, when he would really duck down to the right, and throw a shot to the boy's chest.

If that had connected, Cody would then fire off a front kick to get him away.

"Don't drop the soap." He sneered.

[David B.]

The metal struck his cheek, tearing a cut open under his eye, bringing a laugh to his lips. The fist to his chest earned a spatter of blood from his mouth, sliding him backward slightly. Before he went too far though, he reached out with his left hand and gripped the fist before it retracted, then shot off, using the momentum and distance combined with his speed to give a crippling right cross to the face.

David, bleeding well and good, was loving this battle. Damage on both sides, an admirable opponent. He loved to feel the pain, to see the red pour from his lips and down his chin. Fighting. Wounds. Victory.

He would and couldn't ask for anything else.

[Cody Travers]

The attack was successful, and everything was going to the plan that Cody had launched in the first place. However, it took a good long time for him to manage a hit, this guy wasn't playing around for fun.. Or was he?

A good shot to the right, blindsided almost as he was hit to the left side of his face. Ouch, much? Oh well. Blood splattered as Cody flew towards a bunch of downed lockers, bouncing on the ground as he slowly landed. He'd spit some blood from his mouth, as he once again stood up.

This guy was good.. A bit of a pompous, all-knowing, jerk.. But good nonetheless.

"Questions two, why I have such a bad attitude?"

He laughed, sneering at this question. Shrugging with his reply.

"Because. I felt like being a dick, today. Not to mention, sports are a waste of time, I figured that the jocks in this school, needed a bit of a wake up call. Nobody's going to get through life playing Football, or Soccer, without almost having a life threatening issue first."

He smirked, waiting for his opponent to strike back now, he'd done enough fury fighting for the moment. That comment however, Cody would hope to provoke his esteemed boxers boy.

Har, har.

[David B.]

"Aww, well aren't you just the cutest little thing, acting all self-rightous and shit."

He grabbed a locker, hurling it in the general direction of the boy who stood bleeding before him. David WAS, in fact, having fun, and he wouldn't let a battle with a boy who had little brain with no brawn come in and try to turn a battle of the fists into a battle of words. He felt no need to compete with him, instead choosing to shut the fucker up the old fashioned way.

By knocking his teeth down his throat.

Once the locker was well on its way, David darted forward- he counted on the fact that this kid wouldn't likely be affected by the large hunk of metal, but it would serve as a momentary distraction for the damage that was soon to come. Upon reaching his adversary, his left hand would snap upward, his palm gripping the left side of Cody's neck, toward the back. He would then bring up his left knee, casually propositioning a painfully violent blow to the midsection.

No more games, time to shut this child up.

[Cody Travers]

Cute? Haha..

IKNORITE?!

Cody watched as this was going to be fun, oh yes indeedie it was! Flying lockers, flying guys, and most of all.. BOXER SHORTS!

Who didn't love Boxers?

=D?!

Cody didn't, especially when they were in his face.

How disgusting.

Anyway.

Yes, indeed, Cody had a lot of brawn, but he wasn't that stupid either. Or maybe he was, considering who he was taking on in this time of the day. He was in for a serious beating, as if he already wasn't. However, now wasn't the time to be contemplating this garbage, as Cody then noticed that there was a locker coming at him at sufficient speed.

OSHI-

Cody would then reach into his pockets. Pulling out his handcuffs, slapping them on indefinetly, before pomptly winding both of his fists up, and slamming down hard against the locker using them as rebuffers, moving it out of the way.

Only to find that behind that locker.. Was a fist!!

What a twist!

He felt the force of the blow send him flying backwards, only for him to flip in mid air, once again backwards, as he slammed against the wall.

Now it was time to get serious.

With this opportunity, he would use his handcuffs, like a whip, to attempt to rope in boxers, by swinging them around his legs, as he detached one of the cuffs from his wrists.

If he was successful, Cody would pull on them, tripping him up, and would jump down for a downward punch.

If he wasn't successful however, well.. He'd be open, sadly. As they would just bounce around Boxers, like a chain should.

[David B.]

David, as the boy swung, would grin wider, jumping in the air and slamming both feet into the ground. The chain wrapped around his legs, but now his feet were in the floor, keeping him from falling. As the kid jumped down with a punch, he threw his head forward, slamming it into the fist with a mighty headbutt, aiming to break it completely. If that was successful, he would use the fact that the chain was wrapped around his legs to begin raining a thunderfall of blows- making sure the close proximity would keep the kid in check.

"TELL ME THIS ISN'T OVER ALREADY!"

He threw them faster, harder, and with more brutality. To the face, arms, chest, stomach. Everywhere that would cause pain. He would continue punching until the boy went slack...maybe even a little after.

[Cody Travers]

"TELL ME THIS ISN'T OVER ALREADY!"

He felt a strong bunch of strikes against his body, All over, as Cody felt a strong restraint against him. He couldn't pull away, as this was a dangerous situation to be in at the moment. This was quite a painful experience, as Cody finally began to fell it strike back against him, there wasn't anything he could do. His body fell like a brick house.

So much for that.

His body fell limp agsint the floor, the pain intake was far too much, as he just fell agsint the floor, still well aware though.