Post by Mr. Kaar on Nov 16, 2009 9:19:54 GMT -8
-Transforms into a commercial voice- Save your friends the trouble with the iTackle, an all new product from microsoft which makes getting lovingly tackled all that much easier. We take a high school line backer, fit him with microsofts patented iTackle technology and when you press the button. -presses button the big dude runs and tackles a person- Just look at him go! Order now and get the iTackle mini! Offer stands while supplies last.
New and Improved the iRape, upgrade your iSex today and we will even add the toy attachment icons! But thats not all the iRape comes with a full face mask and rope! Dont be bogged down by the old iTouchmyself and get your iRape today! "We the microsoft corperation do not support rape." the iRape, its like real rape, only with technology.
Get it now! The iCar, better than your regular car! With microsofts patented iCar technology, improve your everyday borign car into an entertainment sensation! With the simple press of a button. -presses button and car transforms and walks off destroying buildings.- Um... -commercial cuts off- only on sale while supplies last.
New and Improved the iRape, upgrade your iSex today and we will even add the toy attachment icons! But thats not all the iRape comes with a full face mask and rope! Dont be bogged down by the old iTouchmyself and get your iRape today! "We the microsoft corperation do not support rape." the iRape, its like real rape, only with technology.
Get it now! The iCar, better than your regular car! With microsofts patented iCar technology, improve your everyday borign car into an entertainment sensation! With the simple press of a button. -presses button and car transforms and walks off destroying buildings.- Um... -commercial cuts off- only on sale while supplies last.