Day one at the SCHOOL OF FUN!!

[<DeVoN>]

So... it was finally here. Devon's first day at PHS #259. She was a high schooler now.

Aaaaaaaaaand she had no earthly idea where to go.

Dressed in her usual outfit, Devon looked blankly around at the campus. Usually, she was pretty good at finding her way around new places. Unfortunetly for her, however, that usually applied to schools with only one building. This place? Four buildings, four floors each. Christ, this was going to be annoying.

After a moment, she let out a small sigh and grabbed an older-looking boy by the shirt.

"'Ey, kid. Which way do transfers go? Where's the office or whatever?"

The "kid" responded by lifting Devon by the neck, not liking to be disrespected.

"Who you callin' kid, kid?!"

In response, Devon simply kicked the senior in the solar plexus, causing him to let go of her, groaning in pain.

"You, kid."

With that, from her crouched position on the ground, she elbowed him hard in the balls, causing him to fall to the ground. With him still groaning, Devon simply walked over towards another person and poked them.

"Hey, kid, you know where transfers go?"

...One would almost think she was just doing this for fun...

[Sara Gallagher]

"'Ey, kid. Which way do transfers go? Where's the office or whatever?"

Sara's head perked up from her position on the ground as she looked around. ~Oh my~ Someone openly admitting to being a transfer? O=

This seemed like a job for....... DUNDUNDUN

Sara Quinn~

STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT! D<

"Who you callin' kid, kid?!"

OH DEAR~ It was getting violent wasn't it? TT.TT

Her eyes finally fell on the girl just as she elbowed the guy in goodies.

O=.... I like this girl >3

Sara stood as the transfer headed over to another person, again, openly admitting to being a transfer. Rare to see balls on a girl in a school like this.

Just before this kid could pound on her, Sara stepped between, arms outstretch as she smiled up at the girl. "I am Sara Quinn, your student body president, and I will take you to the office!"

Yes, Sara was a little eccentric in her duties, but it was so rare she could use her title for good... Or bad... She really didn't get to use it much at all actually... <_<"

... And she was bloody well nuts... Like batshit insane =D

TT.TT

Before the girl could respond, Sara would sidestep around her and jump up onto the girls back, one arm around her neck, her legs wrapped around the girls waist. "Hidey HOOO~ LETS GO!" Sara called out, pointing ahead.

[<DeVoN>]

This "kid" was about to respond by throwing a punch at Devon's face, when some freaky smilyn short chick popped out of nowhere, shoving herself in the middle of them.

~"I am Sara Quinn, your student body president, and I will take you to the office!"~

Before Devon could get a word in otherwise, the girl was suddenly on her back. Now, considering that these two were around the same weight, and that this kid was just a few inches shorter than her, having said kid on Devon's back was a little tiring. She could probably take it for a while, though. She did want to find her way around the school, after all. If this bitch led her around in circles or something, though, she was going to throw her back right into the wall. Preferably a wall with something sticking out, like a pencil sharpener. Metal handle to the spine FTW.

~"Hidey HOOO~ LETS GO!"~

"Aye-aye, cap'n~."

And they were off, with Devon walking in the direction that the nutjob on her back pointed to.

First day of school, and I'm already playing piggyback with the student body president. Hope this isn't a sign of times yet to come.

[Sara Gallagher]

"Aye-aye, cap'n~."

O__________________________O

Nowai.... Really....?

*spazz* Sara hadn't actually thought this would work, but here she was now being carried around on the girls back. She had honestly thought that the girl would pummel her.

THIS GIRL WAS AWESOME

She laughed wrapping both arms around the girls neck and leaning her head on her shoulder as she relaxed. "This is nice... You wanna go into the doors up there, go down the hall and make a left. So what's your name? You just start today? Your hair smells nice..."

... Creeperrrrr.....

Sara buried her face into the girls neck and took a deep breath through her nose. Ahhh... So nice... God she LOVED being carried around. >3 She was soooo going to milk this for as long as possible...

[<DeVoN>]

((OOC: Changing Devon's speech text to white. Cause I say so. xP)


~"This is nice... You wanna go into the doors up there, go down the hall and make a left."~

Ordinary men by now would have probably snapped and tried to get her off, or ran away, telling her that she was crazy. But Devon was NO ORDINARY MAN. And honestly, now that she was a bit more calmed down from before, this really wasn't that big of a deal. She followed the student body president's orders, going inside of the building and through the hallways and ignoring the odd looks that she got all the while. Honestly, though, she didn't care too much about the looks. Yeah, she was carrying a midget on her back, so what? She decided that this would be payback for what the girl was doing for her. That way, she wouldn't have to owe her anything. As long as this nutcase didn't overstep her boundaries too far...

~"So what's your name?"~

"Devon."

~"You just start today?"~

"Yep."

~"Your hair smells nice..."~

"...'Kay..."

...Yeeeeeah. She was definitely taking advantage of this now. To be fair, Devon was taking advantage of her as well, so this was really nothing to get too upset about. She would just have to slam the girl into the wall in return for this little bit of awkward. Fair's fair. With that, she began to walk a little bit faster, hoping to achieve that goal as soon as possible.

"Is it on this floor?"

It most likely was, seeing how that was how most schools were set up, but she had to be sure. If it wasn't too far away now, she just might be able to find it herself.

[Sara Gallagher]

"Is it on this floor?"

"Hmmm?" Sara pulled away from her neck and glanced around. Truth was, the office would have been a right... "Well, Devon, I sure hope it is NOT, but you know, you should probably start from the top floor and work your way down." Sara nodded. "Mhm... Just to be safe you know..."

Sara pointed at a door up ahead. "That's the stairs. HEY, wanna see a picture of the most ADORABLE BABY ON EARTH!?" Sara suddenly shifted, reaching back to dig into her back pocket with her right arm, her left now solely supporting her, wrapped around poor Devons neck.

If she didn't choke and throw Sara off at this point, Sara would pull out her wallet, open it, and shove it in front of the girls face. "Isn't he fricken' CUTE!?"

Sara wondered how much more abuse this girl was going to take from her, but she was lonely and needed some attention and love today, so Sara was more then happy to milk this for all it was worth if it meant she had someone to talk to And maybe, just maybe, she might actually come to love Sara's LOVEABLENESS! :3 A girl can dream, but for now? Sara was content to let this run its course.

[<DeVoN>]

~"Hmmm? Well, Devon, I sure hope it is NOT, but you know, you should probably start from the top floor and work your way down. Mhm... Just to be safe you know..."~

With that, Devon stayed silent, taking this in for a moment. No change in expression, just... complete silence. Her mind slowly wrapped itself around the nutjob's words.

...She hopes that the office isn't on this floor...?

............

...Damnit...

~"That's the stairs. HEY, wanna see a picture of the most ADORABLE BABY ON EARTH!?"~

"..."

Shit was about to go doooown, yo.

As the girl started hanging off of Devon's neck and choking her, Devon suddenly turned a bit and proceeded to bang her back hard against the wall, hoping to, in the very least, get the bitch off her back. Best case scenario, she might even break the girls' hand, or her arm, or even her nose. That would have been hilaaaaaarmnious. She'd have to write that down later if this didn't work.

New Goal: Break the student body president's nose.

[Sara Gallagher]

[OOC - My bad for slow posting, I'm so sorry ><" School has been killing me]

As Sara reached back to grab her wallet from her back pocket, her arm going tight around the girls neck, the girl turned. Sara, not really concerned with whatever the girl had in mind, continued to try to work the wallet out of her pocket.

Atleast until she was slammed back against the wall.

"UMPH!" Sara let go of the girl and dropped to the floor, rubbing the back of her head from where she hit it on the wall. "Ow... That wasn't very nice you know..."

In her other hand though, which rested on the floor, Sara had her wallet. And she was damned and determined to have this girl see her sweet little baby.

Sara turned her gaze up to the girl. "What was that fo-" She was off before she even finished the sentence, determined to catch her off guard.

In one quick movement, she pushed off her ass onto the balls of her feet and then pushed off her feet to throw herself at the girls knees. Sara arms would wrap around her knees or thighs, whatever she hit, and take the girl down on her back.

Then, clawing her way up the girls body, Sara would straddle her, pinning her arms to her sides with her legs as she shoved the wallet picture in front of her face. "Isn't he adorable!?"

[<DeVoN>]

((OOC: It's perfectly fine, don't worry bout it. A slow/shitty post is better than no post at all. ^^ 'Sides, RL before RP and all that crazy shiz.))


Sadly, the positioning was not quite right to break anything of the girl's. However, Devon DID make Sara bump her head. Which... well... was alright, I guess. Better than nothing. At least she was off, now. Bitch deserved at least that much for almost choking her to death.

~"What was that fo-"~

Before Devon could react, she was suddenly flopped right on her back with a sort of double-leg takedown. Devon didn't even bother truing to fight back as she was pinned down. Instead, she looked blankly at the ceiling, deciding to take a little bit of time to go over her situation. All she had wanted to do today was to go to class for the first out of probably two times she would be attending it this semester. In the very least, she wanted to figure out where her classes were and when so that she could, in the very least, try to avoid them. Miss student body president here, on the other hand, seemed to have other plans, and despite Devon's attempts at trying to get out of it, the kid seemed persistent. Also... the girl was fast. Quite fast, really. And rather strong, too, despite her size.

~"Isn't he adorable!?"~

Perhaps this was all premeditated by fate. Perhaps she was meant to meet this girl and to play along with her games... for now, at least. Perhaps she was simply meant to not go to class today. Now, honestly, that idea, she could get behind. The idea of hanging out with this girl all day... nnnnot so much. Given, she wasn't the most annoying person Devon had ever met... but she was up there, oh lord was she up there. In the end, though... she supposed that it was inevitable.

As was, on the other hand, the fact that she was going to break this girl's nose someday.

Devon blinked, her gaze focusing on the picture of the baby, presumably this girl's. Admittedly, the kid was pretty cute, and Devon wasn't much of a baby-gusher...-over. Still, it was a bit disturbing to imagine a baby coming out of a girl that was even smaller than she was. And by a bit, I mean... really friggin disturbing. Devon immediately wiped the scaring mental image from her brain before it permanently stained it forever with its pure amount of WRONG.

"...Positively precious.

Now, then. Mind getting off?"