YOU'S A BITCH!! (Allen/Open)

[<DeVoN>]

It was just another lunch break, another day. It was getting colder and colder due to the change of seasons, but that didn't prevent Devon from spending her lunch break outside. It tended to be rather peaceful out there, anyways... and today, she felt like reading Silence of the Lambs. She had seen the movie once (and had rather enjoyed it), but never really got around to reading the book. Thus, she decided that today was as good a day as any, and found a nice quiet place under a tree in the courtyard where she could absorb herself within the suspenseful insanity of Thomas Harris' masterpiece.

"WHA'DJA JUST CALL ME, PUNK?!"

"DIDJA NOT HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME? I SAAAAID, 'YOU'S A BITCH'!"

...Or, at least that was what she had planned at first...

"OH, NO YOU DON'T! DONCHU DARE CALL ME A BITCH, PUNK! YOU'S THE BITCH HERE!"

"NO, YOU'S THE BITCH!"

"NO, YOU'S THE BITCH!"

"NO, YOU'S TH--"

Suddenly, a hand grabbed the back of each idiot's head, clunking both of their heads together hard before shoving them both to the ground. They both looked up, only to see an odd little hispanic girl dressed in black and white dusting her hands off and staring down at them both through expressionless black eyes.

"How 'bout the two of you agree that you's both be bitches, and call it a day? Some people are trying to read, y'know."

...Three... two... one...

"YOU BITCH!!"

...*Sigh.*

The two charged at Devon at different angles. In response, Devon simply stepped back a bit, watching as the two idiots bumped into each other and fell down again. Were she in the mood, she might have had a mind to beat them a bit more, but honestly, she wasn't in the mood. She had a book to get back to, after all. She wasn't sure if she could get these riled-up idiots to keep quiet on her own, though...


....*Hint hint.* *Wink wink.* *Nudge nudge.* >_>

[Allen]

Allen was outside relaxing enjoying the last couple of days before winter break. And just plain resting from all the sneaking he has been doing for his boss. Being a student spy deep within the school and part time ninja was...rather hard. It did have a plus side and that was being able to sneak around and not be noticed. Even with his pale white hair. He fixes his glasses as he sits there on a bench looking up at the blue sky. And shivers a bit as a cold winter air runs over his body.

It was Allen's first year away from home during the Holidays. He wanted to go back home and spend Christmas with his family but he had a job to do and that was to track down some drug users/sellers. And find the information and dirt on the higher ups of the school. He sighs and takes off his glasses and hears some students fighting. He looks over to the area and notices two guys about to tackle one girl.

This has become a normal sight at the school and Allen didnt like the fact that this girl was being attacked by two guys. So he runs over as he leaves his backpack and glasses on the bench and he sprints and tackles one of the two over and pins him and says with a rather fox like grin.

"Hey didn't you guys listen to the Sexual Harassment class? No means no. So go beat off to a playboy mag. "

He gets up off the guy and stands to the little girl and smiles and says.

"Mind if I join in this tango little missy?"

And he crouches low in a fighting stance and keeps one hand infront of him and another behind him, just like a ninja.

[<DeVoN>]

The two kids got off of the ground, looking a little bruised, even more pissed off than ever. Devon simply sighed and shook her head... She wasn't good at calming down people like this. Actually... she wasn't too good at calming down people at all. All she really wanted was for them to be quiet, but it looked as if they wanted a fight after all.

"...You lil' bitch, I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!"

"Let's beat this dyke!"

Before they could get to her, though, someone charged in outta nowhere and tackled one of the idiots to the ground.

~"Hey didn't you guys listen to the Sexual Harassment class? No means no. So go beat off to a playboy mag."~

Both Devon and the other one glanced over towards the newcomer, the idiot surprised, while Devon merely tilting her head to the side for a moment before giving the distracted loudmouth a solid punch in the solar plexus. He stumbled back, clutching his body in pain and gasping for air. It was about at this moment that the newcomer stood next to her.

~"Mind if I join in this tango little missy?"~

..........*Twitch.*

...Did he seriously just call me little missy?

...Indeed he did. In any case, it seemed to her as if he had a false interpretation on what was going on here... one that sort of pissed her off. But honestly, she wasn't one to correct him. After all, he seemed to be willing to help her shut these dumbasses up, so hey, whatever worked.

"Be my guest. Tango away."

Their opponents started to charge again, Devon's aiming for a punch right to the face. She fell back, avoiding the blow, and swung her foot up right into the babymakers. A scream of pain escaped him, and he fell face-first to the ground, Devon narrowly avoiding getting crushed by rolling to the side. Taking a second while he recovered, Devon looked over towards her "ally" to see how he was holding out.

[Allen]

Allen just stood there and he smiles as he takes a step forward and rushes the other guy and jumps right at him. He grabs the guy's head and and raises his right knee at the same time and smashes his kneed into his face. After he lands down in a low crouching postion and extends his right leg and does a 360 spin keeping his leg out and sweeps his oppentents leg out from under him.

Allen stands up and laughs a bit as he jumps and stands on the guys abdomin and says.

"Random fact number 947: In military combatives you can make a guy pass out by putting pressure on his jaw near the two joints. Like so. "

Allen sits down on the guy and he puts his knees under his arm pits and puts most of his body weight upon his upper body. His feet are hugging the side of his opponents body. Allen grabs the mans jaw line and places his thumbs at the part where the jaw line connects to the upper jaw. And he places a small amount of pressure and he says in a educated voice like he was teaching him something.

"Now this move is used for two things. The first one is to pass out your opponent quietly so the other guards cant hear him. The other is to torture him into giving some information. Can you guess what Im doing? "

And Allen grins his fox like grin and apply small amount of pressure with his thumbs.

OoC: lol this is actually a true move ^-^ its really handy againt my little brother *Evil laugh!*