Doc Ternie
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Post by Doc Ternie on Jan 21, 2010 8:11:50 GMT -8
Sometimes, they are not realistic, sometimes, they are just plain awesome, and sometimes, they are simply so amusing to you that you must make an RP item out of it, even though you know it would probably never be approved. So, I present to you a thread where your ideas for amusement may run wild and free! Okay. That was a terrible intro, terrible indeed, so I'll just show what I have here... I present to you... The Backburner:This weapon, made of a juryrigged bicycle handlebar, brake system, a little aerosol (hairspray for maximum amusement and irony factor) and a simple piezoelectric lighter is the perfect complement to any students need for wanton destruction about the school. Need to remove competition from this years beauty contest? Throw it on the backburner! Got a girlfriend that can't cook or takes too much time with their hair? Backburner! Or need to start a fire to roast a couple of marshmellows? Backburner! With the amazing ability to spew one 24oz hairspray bottle in only 10 seconds, it's no wonder that students around the country call the Backburner a wonder of modern science and juryrigged weapons! Order now for only £14.95! - Hairspray or other flammables not included. Safety googles recommended. Some assembly required.
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