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Post by Sara Gallagher on Feb 4, 2010 17:59:09 GMT -8
"Oh yeah... Sure, but I get to be coach."
She shrugged as she grabbed the second controller off the table and then used the converter to turn down the tv because Shayne was still sleeping in his playpen in the corner of the living room. That was fine with her, she didn't want to play coach anyways. She wanted to be Ellis. She pressed 'A' and joined into the game, loading her profile and waiting for him to start the campaign.
"I want to save the gnome, I need that achievement..."
"Sure, just don't die because your only weapon is the bloody gnome." She pulled her legs up under her and leaned forward, resting her forearms on her knees as the game started.
"Ammo here."
"Health packs here."
Sara ran to the table and took her health pack and then one of those guns that shot of like... a billion bullets. She loved those guns, they were always best for her. "You have that one thing turned on where it's ok for me to shoot team members right?" She shot Matrim just to be sure (and for her own personal enjoyment) before turning to look down the road.
Ahead of them was nothing but wreckage and bleak gloomy skies. She frowned, reloading her gun just to be safe. Then she took off like a bat out of hell down the road. As soon as the first few zombies came into view she hopped up on the first car she came across and started taking them out. Sadly... She set off the alarm and the telltale music began indicating that there was a horde coming.
"My bad...." She sprayed bullets everywhere, taking out zombie after zombie. "What bloody difficulty do you have this on?!"
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Feb 4, 2010 18:25:40 GMT -8
She jumped on a car... she jumped... on a car....
"My bad.... What bloody difficulty do you have this on?!" She said as he ran up behind her, their team mates shooting zombies as he hit them away from her before pumping shell after shell into the horde. That is until....
"Smoker!" He said as he was pulled away, slowly going back as he called out, "Sara save me! Somebody save me! Smooookerrrrrrrr!"
"Smoker on coach!"
"No shit, Nick!" Matrim said as he struggled to do, well, anything. Freaking smokers.... and then the smoker was killed by Rochelle, and Matrim began killing horde once again, helping Sara to clear them all out.
"I hear a boomer..."
"Ahh crap, keep an eye out for the boomer Sara, I don't know if I can get it with the shotgun," Matrim said as he started to look around for a boomer, not quite seeing it but hearing it every once in awhile. He kept moving onward toward where they were supposed to be heading, they'd first be making there way to a motel.
Maybe I should... yeah I will...
"And I pull out mah gun!" He exclaimed as he switched to the pistol so that he wouldn't shotgun a boomer. Cus if you were close enough to do that, than you might just get boomed by his insides exploding and whatnot.
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Post by Sara Gallagher on Feb 8, 2010 22:13:40 GMT -8
She continued to shoot hectically into the horde of zombies as Matrim took up the rear... Hehe... Rear... From what Sara could tell, nothing was out of ordinary. Nothing at all. Even for things like tanks, the music never managed to tip her off until the thing was right on top of her. She was so engrossed in what she was doing, killing untold numbers of zombies, that she didn't even realize Matrim had been taken by a smoker.
"Smoker on coach!"
"What?" Sara turned around to look, only to have her back attacked by more and more zombies. God, she hated this level with a passion. Seriously. And clowns? Who the hell liked clowns? And to honk their noses? Sara had yet to figure out the trick to that one.
Rochelle took out the smoker and things returned to normal. Sara hopped off the car and drove through the horde, using her gun to push and hit at zombies. Only a few minutes into the game and she had used a quarter of her ammo. That sort of sucked...
"I hear a boomer..."
"Ahh crap, keep an eye out for the boomer Sara, I don't know if I can get it with the shotgun."
... Goddammit! Sara let out a frustrated growl, looking around for it. "I know, I know..." She was ahead of the group, as usual. It usually got her killed and locked in a closet somewhere, but she hated being in the back. Matrim always got more kills then her when she hung behind.
She rolled her eyes as Matrim switched weapons and weaved her way between cars, careful not to shoot or touch them as she took out a zombie every few moments. The more she took out now, the less Matrim could later on, and her only concern was doing better then him. Eventually, she came upon a bunch of trucks blocking the way. She cut across the median and behind the trucks. "I found ammo! Ha! Me first! She grabbed a pipe bomb, and reloaded her gun, filling her ammo as she waited for everyone to catch up.
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Feb 8, 2010 22:31:15 GMT -8
"I know, I know..." She had said when he warned her about the boomer. Once again she was leading the way as he had his hadngun out, they made their way killing zombie to zombie until Sara made an announcement, "I found ammo! Ha! Me first!" She said, and Matrim made his way over toward the ammo to refill. Sara got a pipe bomb while he got a Molotov Cocktail. He reloaded his shotgun as they made their way forward toward the hummer.
Alright not much further now....
At the bottom of the hill after running down some overturned cars and dead bodies Matrim turned his character left, pulling the shotgun back out. "Alright let's go get so- OH MY GOD SOMETHING HIT ME!" Matrim went flying forward as a charger rammed him from behind, he was hit but not quite down for some reason, he got back up only to be grabbed and pinned to the ground, "KILL IT, KILL IT DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY K-I HI HI HILL ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
He never liked chargers... or tanks. He was cool with the other ones, but on those two, he had the general need to run and just let the rest of his team die while trying to get rid of them. After all, how the fuck could you hope to fight something that big with a little gun? Now if they had rocket launchers? That would be a completely different story.
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Post by Sara Gallagher on Feb 8, 2010 22:43:50 GMT -8
Once they were all loaded up and good, they set off once more, this time heading down the road towards the hummer. She reached it first and shot off a couple rounds, taking out the couple zombies that were in the area and then looking down the way they were supposed to be going. "We're go--"
"Alright let's go get so- OH MY GOD SOMETHING HIT ME!"
Sara burst into laughter as Matrim was sent flying by a charger. She watched, a sick smile on her face, as the charger ran after him. Oh god, that was to funny. The way he squealed like a girl? Totally worth it. From her position, she watched quite patiently as it picked him up and rammed him back down over and over again.
"KILL IT, KILL IT DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY K-I HI HI HILL ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"
"Don't be such a pansy!" She switched to her pipe bomb and tossed it at him. A few zombies that had been milling around aimlessly suddenly ran towards it and the bomb exploded. Another couple shots took the charger down completely but left Matrim short of quite a bit of health due to her bomb >_>" In return, she pulled out her health pack and healed him quickly. "There, see? Good as new."
With another giggle she headed down the road, continually shooting zombies as eventually moved under the bridge and up to the road above them. "I hate motels... A lot..." she whispered as she killed the zombies on the billboards, waiting for everyone to get there. For this, Matrim was free to go first.
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Feb 8, 2010 22:54:25 GMT -8
"Don't be such a pansy!"
"LESS TALKY MORE SAVE-Y!" He said as she tossed a pipe bomb toward him. Zombies rushed to the area. "Oh fuck you," he said before the bomb went off, leaving him completely alone to the charger. At least the zombies staring at the pipe bomb provided a warmth and comfort that seemed very strange. Matrim looked over at Sara, tempted to toss the controller at her head, but instead he waited till the thing was killed.
"There, see? Good as new." She giggled, but he pistol whipped her as he walked up behind her, taking pills that were given to him from Rochelle. "I hate motels... A lot..."
She killed zombies as he grabbed the hunting rifle. He liked the more advanced sniper rifle and with the horde he'd love an assault rifle. But if he could beat Sara to the chainsaw then he'd be fine with this. He equipped it and started heading over it first, taking aim and walking slowly as he started headshotting zombies. The ones he didn't get in the head he shot twice to make sure they were dead. And then he made it over and got down to the ground.
"WOOHOO!" He would yell as he'd run into the building and grab the chainsaw, "HAHA BEAT YA!" A few zombies would break through the backdoor and he'd mow them down, "RING DING DING DING DING!"
It seemed Gale had given up on the whole 'get it yourself' thing, he looked over and saw she had made him a grilled cheese, "Thanks Gale!"
"Shove it!"
Matrim would head back out with his chainsaw to greet the mass of zombies that were hording them as a way of welcoming them to the motel.
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Post by Sara Gallagher on Feb 8, 2010 23:13:42 GMT -8
Sara followed along slowly behind Matrim, letting him take out the zombies immediately in front of him. She shot past his shoulder, taking out a couple zombies, but otherwise not doing much to help their cause. She could only hope that in the end, the amount of zombies she had killed on their way to the motel would keep her ahead of him in numbers despite the lack of kills at this moment.
Somehow though... He always seemed to get ahead of her.
"WOOHOO!"
She followed down the ladder after him, reaching the bottom as he was already running into the building. She hung back for just a second, making sure that there were no zombies before she moved to follow him inside.
"HAHA BEAT YA!"
"Oh quiet your face..." She ignored him as he started sawing through zombies when all of a sudden... "JOCKEY! JOCKEY ON ME! GET IT OFF!" She suddenly had no control of her character, the jockey on top of her steering her like a horse... And right into spitter acid and a group of zombies. "OH GOD GET IT OFF! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
"Thanks Gale!"
"FORGET THE FOOD! GET IT!" She was waving her arms around like a maniac (in real life, not on the game, sadly), the controller clutched in her hands as she attempted to steer her character away from the acid. One of the other two took out the spitter, but it only added more acid and her health was dropping fast.
She quickly glanced at the sandwich in front of her. "And thank you Gale! NOW KILL IT!" D<
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Feb 8, 2010 23:28:31 GMT -8
"Oh quiet your face... JOCKEY! JOCKEY ON ME! GET IT OFF! OH GOD GET IT OFF! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" She said as Matrim grabbed the sandwich and took a bite out of it, "FORGET THE FOOD! GET IT!"
"Hold ohrn," He said with his mouth full, setting the sandwich down and wiping his hand on his jeans quickly before going back to playing, he took out the sniper rifle and took care of the spitter before turning to the Jockey and taking it out, "And that's why they call me- HUNTER!"
Nick took out the hunter almost instantly as Matrim's character got up, "Uhh.. as I was saying that's why they call him Coach...." He said as he made his way toward the corner stairs to go up the hotel a floor, passing by a pink flaming and mowing down zombies as he made his way upstairs with the chainsaw. He headed toward the room where they'd have to go through a hole in the wall.
A hunter noise could be heard, Matrim switched to the rifle as he made his way in, "Oh yeah... where are you, I got you this time you- DIE DIE DIE DIE" Matrim would say as he melee'd the hunter mid flight and began bashing it's brains in.
This games way too addicting, how in the world am I ever going to get school work done like this...
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Post by Sara Gallagher on Feb 9, 2010 0:06:41 GMT -8
"Hold ohrn..."
She swore under her breath and paused the game, dropping the controller into her lap and grabbing her own sandwich to take a bite. Chewing as quickly as possible as she dropped the grilled cheese back on the plate and wiped her hands on her pants, trying to keep up with Matrim so that she didn't fall behind. They had their controllers back in their hands at the same time and she unpaused the game, the jockey continuing to ride around her shoulders and steer her through acid. "Common! Someone kill it!"
Matrim of course, took out the spitter first and then the jockey. As soon as it was off, she ran out of the acid. In seconds, Rochelle was at her side, healing her with the health pack. Sara happily let her do her thing as she watched Matrim get taken out by a hunter.
"Heh... Serves you right." Sara finished healing and jogged towards the back entrance and outside where she went on a killing spree as she wandered the wrong way and around the building where a huge group rushed her. She came out relatively unharmed and a lot of zombie kills higher and moved quickly to catch up with the rest of her team. She was the last to get up the stairs and was halfway up when she heard it...
Someone was crying~ >3
Sara turned back, searching for the source of the noise. "I hear a witch! A witch I say! Emo witch!" At the end of the building a small form crouched on the ground. Deciding it was best to give this way a try first, she started shooting from her position far away from it. It let out a cry and started to run towards her.
Sara turned tail and ran. "Oh crap! Oh no! I startled it!" She almost sounded shocked, as though she had no idea why it would be chasing her. She turned up the stairs and made it to the top just as the witch pinned her and started clawing at her. "Matrim! help!"
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Feb 9, 2010 13:00:23 GMT -8
"I hear a witch! A witch I say! Emo witch!" She said, and Matrim sighed. He pulled his sniper rifle and looked through it to where the witch was, watching from afar. He didn't really have any reason to get close, the others could... except for the fact that.... "Oh crap! Oh no! I startled it!"
Matrim started heading over, "Wait up, I'll kill her in a second." He pulled out the chainsaw, "Hehehehe...." And mowed his way over to where Sara was.
"Matrim! help!" Sara said as he approached, she had been pinned and he came up from behind with the chainsaw, killing the witch in a matter of seconds with it. He switched to his rifle and picked up Sara, "Heal yourself, don't want the bots to die on us..." And with that he made his way back toward the top of the staircase and through one of the rooms, going through the wall he melee'd a few zombies and shot them close range with his rifle.
As he left through the window to come out the other side he dropped down and ran over to the side of the building, waiting for the CP's and Sara.
Only to hear..... "Tannnnnnk!" He said, but couldn't see it yet, he knew it'd be around the corner a ways from playing before, but he could already hear the music meaning it was well on it's way.
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Post by Sara Gallagher on Feb 13, 2010 22:40:13 GMT -8
Sara cursed as she heard the chainsaw. Payback was a bitch when it was aimed at you. Sitting on the couch, she turned a glare to him before turned her gaze back to the tv. "Hurry up then, get her off..." He finally reached her and took down the witch in seconds, no damage to her. She head her head with relief as she waited for him to pick her up. Way to make her feel like the smaller person here. She blows him up with a pipe bomb, he saves her.
"Heal yourself, don't want the bots to die on us..."
She pulled out the health pack and went to heal herself. Before she could finish, a zombie jumped her from behind. She turned, throwing him back with a pistol whip and then shooting him in the head. This time, instead of healing, she followed the others to catch up. It was best to heal when there was someone to watch her back. She had just dropped down next to them all when...
"Tannnnnnk!"
"Crap..." She quickly pulled out the health pack again. "I still need to heal! Shoot!" She moved as quickly as possible as the music got louder and louder. With a pleased sigh, she finished before it showed up as the two bot characters took out zombie after zombie. Once healed, she stepped up next to Matrim, the music still there. "So... Where is it...?"
Suddenly, a large chunk of concrete was thrown at them, narrowly missing Sara as she dodged out of the way. You could hear the bugger now, making those gross noises and grumbling. God, she hated tanks. It came into view seconds later, as Sara ran around, freaking out. As soon as she saw it, she unloaded her gun on it. As soon as she needed to reload, she took off running away from it to hide behind the group, wishing she had kept the damn bomb for this.
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Feb 13, 2010 22:47:45 GMT -8
"Crap... I still need to heal! Shoot! So... Where is it...?"
A big chunk of concrete hit Matrim as Sara got out of the way, "I'm going to go out on a limb and say the same place this concrete came from..." He said as his character got up. He pulled out his molotov and started running back as he watched Sara go crazy on the thing. The bots had cleared out most of the other zombies, leaving just the tank for them to get rid of. Matrim threw the molotov, hitting the tank dead on.
"HUZZAH!"
He backed away and started running as the tank chased him, "SHIT SHIT SHIT!" He said as he tried to run in circles, avoiding the tank and trying not to set himself on fire by accidentally running into his own flames. He failed that last bit as he became a flaming man, and laughed at the irony, "Hey Sara... I'm on fire.... hehehe...." He kept running though, waiting for the others to bring it down.
The flames would go out soon enough, but then he got punched and sent flying by the tank, "Shit, I'm down... KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!"
Son of a bitch tank....... I hate you! I've always hated you!
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Post by Sara Gallagher on Feb 13, 2010 23:12:02 GMT -8
"HUZZAH!"
Sara let out a pleased laugh as she continued to run around like a maniac, occasionally shooting at the tank which was now on fire. It wouldn't last long, but if they were lucky, they'd be able to take it down before long.
Finally though, the tank seemed to settle on a target and took off after Matrim. Sara took the chance to stop running, crouch, and shoot at is the two ran in circles, Matrim trying his hardest not to catch fire as he cursed and sweared, and, inevitably, catching fire.
"Hey Sara... I'm on fire.... hehehe...."
"Shut up smart ass..." She took aim again, and for the hell of it, shot one bullet at Matrim's ass, then started again on the tank as it knocked Matrim flying like a bug. She came out of the crouch to chase after them as the tank bore down on Matrim.
"Shit, I'm down... KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!"
"KEEL IT WITH FIRE! Oh wait... You tried that..." She sent him a glare as though it was his fault there was a tank in the game at all, and continued to shoot at the tanks back. The NPC's did the same, and finally, the tank went down, collapsing beside Matrim as Rochelle ran forward to help him to his feet. "You need to heal... We're almost at a safe house right? God I hope so..."
She moved past Matrim and over the edge of the hill they were going to slide down. "Since I'm not interested in that shot gun, I'm going down here to grab one of the pipe bombs." Without waiting for his answer, she slid down the hill and expertly landed on the small out cropping of ground. She grabbed a pipe bomb and slid down the rest of the hill and into the swamp.
"Down the river!" One of the NPC's called out. "Fine... I guess it's a river... Whatever it is, it's stupid." She pouted as she shot a couple zombies along the way.
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Post by Matrim Gallagher on Feb 13, 2010 23:22:21 GMT -8
"KEEL IT WITH FIRE! Oh wait... You tried that..."
"Har har har har."
Finally the tank went down and Rochelle brought Matrim back to his feet, or rather Coach. Once Matrim was up he looked over at Sara, "You need to heal... We're almost at a safe house right? God I hope so..."
"Yeah, yeah. We're almost there," He said as he used his med pack. Once he did that and his health went back up he took out his chainsaw, "And now it's time to kill some zombies!" He said as Sara moved past them, heading over and down the hill. He slid down each section time after time.
"Since I'm not interested in that shot gun, I'm going down here to grab one of the pipe bombs."
"Whatever floats your boat."
"Down the river!"
"Fine... I guess it's a river... Whatever it is, it's stupid."
"On the river again... can't wait to get on the river again...."
BZZZZZZZTCH! *insert zombie being cut in half scene here.*
"We're the best of friends, insisting the world be turning our way."
BZZZZZZZTCH! *insert multiple zombies being torn apart by chainsaw*
RINDIGIDUGGGG....
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"Fuck, out of gas..." Matrim said as he switched to the sniper.
"Smoker!"
Matrim saw it and shot it with his sniper rifle a few times, making the thing explode into a puff of smoke.
"Hunter!"
Matrim searched for the thing but didn't see it as they got closer to the hill they had to climb, and the music for horde came on.
A hunter and a horde.... alright here we go!
With his sniper rifle zoomed he would begin pumping rounds into the heads of the oncoming horde. Not able to find the hunter quite yet, nor would he be able to hit it if he saw it in time.
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