Post by Keith on Mar 1, 2007 14:04:18 GMT -8
There was a portable grill being operated from outside the home-ec classroom. A portable grill that was secretly and conviently snuck in through the school and into the classroom for various reasons. Very legit reasons, it could be considered a sin to be eating the stuff that was served in the cafeteria.
School board is very cheap. Which was why Keith spent his lunch period outside the home ec classroom. It was quiet and peaceful. Nobody to disturb Keith. He sat back in a lawn chair sipping a bottle of Mountain Dew as he watched several burgers and sausages cook on the grill. It was only a few minutes. Keith enjoyed his meat.
You're a guy, so you have to enjoy eating meat like chicken, beef, pork, turkey, lamb, etc. It was kind of like your private school barbeque with all the food to yourself and nobody there to disturb the shit out of you. But Keith was prepared to dish out knuckle sandwiches to any student foolish enough to rain in on his barbeque. It was a big mistake to get in the way of Keith and his food.
Especially when Keith's stomach was growling. And it was growling. He could feel the stomach acid slowing eating at his stomach line. Keith needed to get something in his stomach as soon as possible. The burgers were 100% real beef. Making sure nobody takes his food from the fridge was the real trick. But Keith had that part solved when he wrote "Property of Hiroko" on the plastic wrapping of the meats and sausages that Keith placed in the fridge.
It would make the students think twice. But that part was somewhat flawed. Keith would have to get to it before the teacher assumed it was a gift and cooked the food himself. Then all of Keith's hardwork would go down the drain.
"Time to flip the burgers over..." Keith said to himself. He would rise from his seat and walk over to the grill. With a spatula in hand, Keith would flip those juicy babies over and let them cook for another few minutes. He also made sure the windows were closed to keep the scent of the meat cooking from travelling inside the classroom and out the hallways.
Just a few more minutes.
School board is very cheap. Which was why Keith spent his lunch period outside the home ec classroom. It was quiet and peaceful. Nobody to disturb Keith. He sat back in a lawn chair sipping a bottle of Mountain Dew as he watched several burgers and sausages cook on the grill. It was only a few minutes. Keith enjoyed his meat.
You're a guy, so you have to enjoy eating meat like chicken, beef, pork, turkey, lamb, etc. It was kind of like your private school barbeque with all the food to yourself and nobody there to disturb the shit out of you. But Keith was prepared to dish out knuckle sandwiches to any student foolish enough to rain in on his barbeque. It was a big mistake to get in the way of Keith and his food.
Especially when Keith's stomach was growling. And it was growling. He could feel the stomach acid slowing eating at his stomach line. Keith needed to get something in his stomach as soon as possible. The burgers were 100% real beef. Making sure nobody takes his food from the fridge was the real trick. But Keith had that part solved when he wrote "Property of Hiroko" on the plastic wrapping of the meats and sausages that Keith placed in the fridge.
It would make the students think twice. But that part was somewhat flawed. Keith would have to get to it before the teacher assumed it was a gift and cooked the food himself. Then all of Keith's hardwork would go down the drain.
"Time to flip the burgers over..." Keith said to himself. He would rise from his seat and walk over to the grill. With a spatula in hand, Keith would flip those juicy babies over and let them cook for another few minutes. He also made sure the windows were closed to keep the scent of the meat cooking from travelling inside the classroom and out the hallways.
Just a few more minutes.