Post by Larry Allman on Nov 14, 2010 13:48:46 GMT -8
The door was kicked open, revealing a horde of small men dressed as pirates, their voice language rang throughout the halls as their funny little voices different pitches and all sounding rather angry. They'd rush into the school, one after another after another, after another ten. They were small in stature but great in numbers. Clad in pirate wear as they invaded, desperately searching for things to ruin. TO THE LUNCH ROOM! The unstoppable force of midget pirates.
Somewhere deep in the hidden caverns of the school there lay one Larry Allman, who was sprawled out across the table in the custodians lounge. Turning to his side, he heard the thunderous footsteps of an army overhead in the cafeteria. Eyes widened as memories of that evening went flooding back to him.
--------Flashback nah nah nah nuh--------
He was drunk, they were drunk, actually he was really drunk. The brunette stumbled about, his long haired blonde companion stumbled around behind him. Making passes and comments to women as he went, most of which ended with getting slapped, but Joe never seemed to learn from his mistakes. That was Jo Marley for you. Larry was generally staying silent and keeping to himself, he wasn't the type to talk to other. Some women found a man of mystery to be alluring... Sexy maybe? Who knew.
So, while drinking the two young men seemed to find themselves with quite the dilemma.
Midgets....
They had just entered, quite sober. A few of them, leather jackets, big sunglasses...at night, and their fine little midget ladies. Joe, being someone with no reservations about who he did, decided to make a pass at one of the small women.
"I wear my sunglasses at night.."
That was the first thing to cross Larry's mind as he found a seat and sucked back another brewski. Listening to the sounds of rejection for Jo Marley. It was amusing and he never got sick of hearing it. Someone needed to put the cocky guy in his place, as much as Joe was his friend, it got annoying. No hard feelings...
After a bit, he'd come back and they decided it would be a smart idea... SHOTSSSS! After a few of JD, Larry felt not quite himself, which was what lead him to insult the man, his group, everything. Also making the mistake of telling them what he did for a living.
---end flashback----
WHICCCHHH LEADS THEM TO THIS...
Larry standing up, and slap himself in the face, reached for a broom and a spray bottle of water, getting his utility belt and loading it with marbles, a metal hanger, some rope, bungee cords, a metal hook, and attached a feather duster to his belt like a sword. With the broom in hand he run down the hall. TO BATTLE!
"RAAAHHHHH!!"
He looked silly, it didn't matter to Larry. If he couldn't do anything to help students when they battle each other, he could at least be a hero for them now. After all, it was his fault.
It was time to be the hero the school needed.
[[OOC: You have midget pirates in the school. They want your lunches. Thar heading to the cafeteria to pillage it and anyone else they can. DO BATTLE TO DRIVE THEM OUT! ]]
It was horrible.
They were everywhere.
And unlike normal midgets who are usually bright.. and clever..
and.. fun to be around, these Midget Pirates with their beady
little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us
like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood!
Slashing at us with their swords!
Gutting our bellies!
Poking our bums!
Clipping our knees!
We knew not what to do,
for the Captain was nowhere to be found!
Where was the Captain?
Where was the Captain?
Where was the Captain?
They were everywhere.
And unlike normal midgets who are usually bright.. and clever..
and.. fun to be around, these Midget Pirates with their beady
little eyes and sharp teeth, bore down on us
like fierce sharks in a feeding frenzy of blood!
Slashing at us with their swords!
Gutting our bellies!
Poking our bums!
Clipping our knees!
We knew not what to do,
for the Captain was nowhere to be found!
Where was the Captain?
Where was the Captain?
Where was the Captain?
Somewhere deep in the hidden caverns of the school there lay one Larry Allman, who was sprawled out across the table in the custodians lounge. Turning to his side, he heard the thunderous footsteps of an army overhead in the cafeteria. Eyes widened as memories of that evening went flooding back to him.
--------Flashback nah nah nah nuh--------
He was drunk, they were drunk, actually he was really drunk. The brunette stumbled about, his long haired blonde companion stumbled around behind him. Making passes and comments to women as he went, most of which ended with getting slapped, but Joe never seemed to learn from his mistakes. That was Jo Marley for you. Larry was generally staying silent and keeping to himself, he wasn't the type to talk to other. Some women found a man of mystery to be alluring... Sexy maybe? Who knew.
So, while drinking the two young men seemed to find themselves with quite the dilemma.
Midgets....
They had just entered, quite sober. A few of them, leather jackets, big sunglasses...at night, and their fine little midget ladies. Joe, being someone with no reservations about who he did, decided to make a pass at one of the small women.
"I wear my sunglasses at night.."
That was the first thing to cross Larry's mind as he found a seat and sucked back another brewski. Listening to the sounds of rejection for Jo Marley. It was amusing and he never got sick of hearing it. Someone needed to put the cocky guy in his place, as much as Joe was his friend, it got annoying. No hard feelings...
After a bit, he'd come back and they decided it would be a smart idea... SHOTSSSS! After a few of JD, Larry felt not quite himself, which was what lead him to insult the man, his group, everything. Also making the mistake of telling them what he did for a living.
---end flashback----
WHICCCHHH LEADS THEM TO THIS...
Now, the pirates the brave Captain was looking for
were the fierce Midget Pirates of Willygoat,
the deadliest pirates in the seven seas.
And although they were wee men,
they had big swords and were known for gutting many,
and leaving few alive.
The Captain knew they were heading towards the Sandwich Isles,
to pillage the giant Ham Farm.
The Captain knew what he must do.
And this, is his story.
were the fierce Midget Pirates of Willygoat,
the deadliest pirates in the seven seas.
And although they were wee men,
they had big swords and were known for gutting many,
and leaving few alive.
The Captain knew they were heading towards the Sandwich Isles,
to pillage the giant Ham Farm.
The Captain knew what he must do.
And this, is his story.
Larry standing up, and slap himself in the face, reached for a broom and a spray bottle of water, getting his utility belt and loading it with marbles, a metal hanger, some rope, bungee cords, a metal hook, and attached a feather duster to his belt like a sword. With the broom in hand he run down the hall. TO BATTLE!
"RAAAHHHHH!!"
He looked silly, it didn't matter to Larry. If he couldn't do anything to help students when they battle each other, he could at least be a hero for them now. After all, it was his fault.
It was time to be the hero the school needed.
[[OOC: You have midget pirates in the school. They want your lunches. Thar heading to the cafeteria to pillage it and anyone else they can. DO BATTLE TO DRIVE THEM OUT! ]]
