Oooh! Eeeh! Aaah! TARZAN! (Aureus)

[jacob]

OOC: This thread was designed for Aureus, but if for some odd reason you have a strong urge to join, go ahead.

The auditorium, a nice place to go hang out for awhile when you don't have school to attend to. Oh how Jacob sometimes wishes he was a student instead of coming in usually around noon just to hang around, and cause trouble every once and awhile. Why hasn't any teachers stopped him yet anyways!? Either way, he was hiding out on the stage just walking arou-

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Swinging from a random rope tied up on the cat walk came a crazy maniac swinging down right, and his target was right toward Jacob himself! Both of Jacob's eyes widened, and his body jumped with surprise as the man closed in. Not much time to react, Jacob quickly side stepped it, and the kid let go colliding harshly against the wooden ground. He was out cold.

"I've seen weird things in my time, but that definitely takes th-"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Another one falling down from the cat walks, with a rope around his hands, tied up to a metal beam on the top of the ceiling. It was surprising as the first time just because Jacob didn't know that it was possible for two people to hold this much stupidity! Quickly, he moved away from the future kamikaze kid, and he went colliding onto the ground. He was out cold. Jacob quickly spun around to see if there was anyone else going around. Little did he know that this little scene would make it look like it was Jacob who actually did all the beatings, and unfortunately, the door from back stage opened right after! Jacob quickly turned to see who it was. Little did he know that the two students he knocked out were actually trying to commit suicide, but ended up harshly failing, only managing to knock themselves out with very minor injuries. Still, that was a story to later be unfolded, for now, Jacob was in trouble!

"Bah, just my luck."

[Aureus]

Aureus had been napping behind the stage when a few extremely loud screams had awoken him. What reason was there for being so noisy, honestly? It was if no one cared he was trying to catch up on his sleep. Nudging the stage door, which was already ajar, open with his foot, the Junior yawned before taking a look around. Jacob, two students lying on the ground...figures. He thought while scratching the back of his head, a goofy look plastered on his face.

"So...what's up?" Quite an odd way to address the guy who had tried to put your eye out with a pencil, but the Pillar had been out of sorts lately. School was almost over and he focus was elsewhere. Chi, work, college, vacation, all were much more interesting.

So, while the transfer explained himself, Aureus would do a few stretches. Why? Well, he was probably going to find himself fighting very soon. That's how it worked at 259, right?

[jacob]

"Well, I'm a bit baffled at the moment, but I've been fine overall."

Jacob, explain himself!? What was the point in telling ridiculous stories on how people managed to do the impossible like flying down from the cat walk trying to kill themselves? Instead, Jacob would like to keep the image he was sane, and thus, just answered it like the two students weren't there at all. Noticing the guy was stretching though, Jacob no longer thought he was the weird one, and couldn't help except raise a brow confused. Of course, being a mind reader, he had to hold himself back from chuckling to find out the real reason behind it all.

Now to be honest, Jacob didn't really have any intentions of fighting anybody, but seeing as to how it was someone he hadn't been able to finish his fight with in the past, it was kind of itching at him to charge. Still, being the confident guy he was, Jacob was quite sure he would be able to top this guy, and stand out the victor. Besides, nobody was here to watch, what fun was there winning a fight when nobody was their to witness it?

Not much time to debate though because soon enough, Jacob caught wind of a horrible odor, and it manage to make its way up his nostrils.

"Eww... did you just fart?"

Unfortunately, Jacob had no idea what the smell was coming from, but it smelt horrible!

[Aureus]

"Baffled? So, you didn't do this? Knock those guys out cold, I mean," The Junior inquired with another yawn. He didn't care too much about the situation, after all, the kids seemed to have only minor injuries. Even so, their previous fight had never finished, so now was as good a time as any to finish it. The boy's last statement caught Aureus off guard though. "Huh? Nope, wasn't me," He who smelt it...Shut up.

[jacob]

"Well if it wasn't you than who else could it of be-"

Jacob cut off, looked down over at the boys lying on the ground knocked out, and then it instantly hit him. That was plain nasty, even in their sleep they were able to find ways to spite Jacob. Perhaps he was better off hiding in a stairwell or something like that, but it was far too late now.

Anyways, seeing as to how he found out who passed the gas, cut the cheese, was silent but deadly, he looked back over at Aureus, and then gave an innocent smirk.

"Sorry 'bout that!"

"My nostrils feel like they can just burst out bleeding! Seriously, who the hell do they think they are, ape men or something? They smell bad, they swing from ropes, and now they are knocked out on the floor."

[Aureus]

"Yeah well, you should be. Accusing people like that. I'm insulted," Aureus shot back with a smirk. By this time he had finished stretching out, and was ready to do whatever needed to be done. In this case, it would probably be fighting Jacob, but that's just the kind of mood he was in. Not to mention, the boy had been causing a lot of trouble around the school. No one seemed to want to stop him either, it was the weirdest thing. And yet, this is the place Johnathan wanted to unite to bring about reform. It was laughable.

"So, you wanna get started?"

[jacob]

"Start what? Raping the bodies? I'm not into that..."

Yes, Jacob was remaining nice and innocent, though of course, fighting would never hurt. He needed the warm up, might show him how much this school has improve, gives him an opportunity to show the school how much he has improved. The innocent smile remained spread wide across his lips, his right eyebrow slightly raised almost pushing this guy toward being as straight forward as he could be. Actually, playing ignorant was just a fun way to mess with people's heads, especially when they know he was joking around. Anyways, he continued to show no signs for showing that he was prepared to fight, his body slouched, and a relax nature floating about him. Luckily there was a good distance still between him and Aureus.

[Aureus]

"Alright then," The Pillar said after a quick chuckle. Without further hesitation, Aureus rushed Jacob with his arms extended. His game plan was simple: push his opponent, or just go with whatever, depending on how the boy reacted. Simple, yes, but it was the best he could come up with at the time.

[jacob]

Well, he was coming, and Jacob was waiting for him to reach to his distance. Didn't take that long, but Jacob was already working on a dodge from the attack. The pushing thing just meant his momentum drive was going forward, so it wouldn't take long for Jacob to think of means to avoid it. With not much time to spare, as in he was already just about a foot away from pushing him, Jacob's body quickly turned, where at the worst, the guy's right arm would skid against Jacob's just narrowly missing from taking Jacob backward with him. Meanwhile, Jacob would stick out his left leg where he would then aim to knock this guy down in his lower legs to send him toppling to the floor. This wasn't meant to cause any damage, the guy would probably be able to catch himself, it was just a cocky nearly fail proof attack meant toward showing this guy he was underestimating Jacob.

[Aureus]

As expected, Jacob moved at the last moment. It was fast, but not fast enough that Aureus didn't see it coming. Regardless of whether or not he saw it, he couldn't really stop his charge, and thus couldn't stop himself from falling. Instead, the best he could do was go into a roll and turn back towards his opponent with a sweep using his right leg just in case an attack was made. If not, the Pillar's sweep would catch nothing but air before coming to rest firmly on the ground. From there Aureus would stand up with his knees slightly bent and his left shoulder facing Jacob. His left hand would be held up in defense of any high blows while his right remained around his middle.

[jacob]

He fell... he fell! Time to topple on the moment, and Jacob would end up doing just that! There for, once he was tripped, Jacob began to run away from Aureus swinging his arms all funny like due to continually looking back to check the progress Aureus was doing. It seemed he was close to on feet, but Jacob had made it to the bodies. Thus, he pulled a can of air freshener out of the pocket of his jacket, and began to spray it like crazy over the bodies. It smelt like baked cookies! As he did this, he kept a close eye over at Aureus, he must get this smell out of the way before his nostrils would leak out blood! Unfortunately, it was only a small can, but it would be enough to destroy the stench of these two fools! Too bad though, if he had more he would of used it on Aureus as a cheap shot now that he remembered he had it, but unfortunately, he was better off just throwing it on the ground then fighting again once Aureus chose to attack or he was out of spray!

[Aureus]

What the hell? This guy's insane. That's exactly what makes him a good fighter. No clue what he's gonna do. Meh, I think you're givin' him too much credit. The schizo thought to himself as Jacob deodorized the area around the unconscious students.

And so Aureus took this down time to quickly throw together a new plan of attack. Looking around he spotted a box of different stage props. Fake guns, swords, pieces of armor, etc. Pulling the box closer to him, the Pillar began to chuck it's contents towards his opponent one by one.

[jacob]

Once out of spray, Jacob looked at it, and then began to shake it up to trying to get the last ounces out before throwing it behind his shoulder onto the ground. Once done, he got a good smell of the kids, they smelt so much better. Seriously, the aroma was just like a pleasuring sensation on Jacob's nose, and he couldn't help except get wrapped up into it. He could just sing about how joyous a feeling this w-

BAM!

Out of no where a huge plastic object slammed hard into Jacob's head causing him to lose balance knocking him harshly onto the ground. With that, a barrage of other random stage combat toys began to fall all around him, and Jacob quickly and instinctively rolled away, his head throbbing slightly in pain. Luckily it wasn't the most weighted thing and the volume caused the momentum that it went to die down a bit, but it still hurt! They fell everywhere, it was like raining endless toys! Jacob quickly took cover behind a cardboard box he rolled off too where he began to down a bit, almost looking like he needed time to recover.

[Aureus]

It just so happened that the last item the Pillar pulled from the box of random doo dads and whatsits was a wooden prop sword! Now, that best part about those was the fact that they were wooden, meaning they were flammable. That being the case, Aureus decided to hold onto it, as it would probably come in handy later.

Even so, the best thing to concentrate on would be the present, and it was in that time frame that Jacob was hiding being a box. That wasn't any fun, and so the Junior threw the box containing the props a foot or so behind where his opponent was hiding. It would serve as a good distraction. As it crashed to the ground, he charged towards the box and kicked it as hard as he could.

[jacob]

"One... two... three... GO!"

With out wasting a second, once Aureus charged, Jacob gave a hard shove toward the box he was behind. Unfortunately, it was so heavy it only slid about a foot, and that caused Jacob's eyes to widen. Fortunately, the good thing about this was kicking it wouldn't cause any effect toward Jacob, and that would in the end mean Jacob would remain unharmed! Still, who would of guessed there would be so much stuff? Little did he know that the only thing that actually was inside of it was stage weights. How useless. Anyways, back to the point, Jacob would run off a bit to cause some distance looking around in a bit of a panic trying to find something to get. His back was turned from Aureus, and his eyes were facing down toward the ground. Still, on the bright side he was also like ten feet away from Aureus as well, so perhaps he could find what he was looking for?