Mariska
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Post by Mariska on Mar 11, 2012 23:07:14 GMT -8
Oh, I do.
Your nails begin to grow and an unmanageable rate, and you soon find that even simple tasks like typing or texting have become too difficult. You resign yourself to solitude away from the internet, your fingernails swirling around you.
I wish that I had motivation in life.
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Post by Vespyr on Mar 11, 2012 23:23:20 GMT -8
You become motivated and you do ALL the things. But then you don't have any time for sleeping. And you die.
I wish my body and my mind would agree on a time to sleep. Either I'm hyper but braindead, or my brain is on crack and I'm too tired to lift a finger.
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Post by Mariska on Mar 11, 2012 23:39:40 GMT -8
Your body and mind agree on a time to sleep, and coincidentally that time is never.
I wish that my job wasn't so terrible.
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Post by Connie and Blyde on Mar 12, 2012 0:38:45 GMT -8
Your job is no longer terrible- because you're fired, and are never able to get another job for the rest of your days.
I wish I didn't have such bad gas.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2012 8:33:55 GMT -8
Your bad gas goes away! And then internal combust in an epic explosion.
I wish my car wasn't a piece of shit.
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Post by Delilah A. Black on Mar 12, 2012 9:00:26 GMT -8
Your car is no longer a peice of shit! It becomes hundreds of peices of fecal matter and decay instead. Also, your transmission gets melted to the alternator. If that's even possible. Which it is. Because I said so.
I wish I could live in Equestria.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2012 9:27:12 GMT -8
You do! But I don't know what that is so it's actually just a big blank white room, which you can't leave.
I wish I had a reese's peanut butter cup.
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Post by Leta on Mar 12, 2012 13:30:29 GMT -8
You will eat your maggot filled reese's peanut butter cup and enjoy it.
I wish I could read minds.
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Post by Mariska on Mar 12, 2012 13:32:21 GMT -8
You gain this ability, only to find out everyone thinks bad things about you.
I wish I wasn't bored.
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Post by Delilah A. Black on Mar 12, 2012 14:01:03 GMT -8
The most interesting things in the world start to happen to you all at once! Unfortunetly, their suddenness and your unpreparedness for so MANY interesting things makes you spontaneously combust. I wish I had more ponies  the MLP:FIM Ponies, none of that 80's crap. |
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Post by Mariska on Mar 12, 2012 14:09:03 GMT -8
your collection of ponies increases immensely but you are soon crushed by the weight of all of the rainbow dash figurines littering your residence.
I wish I was an alligator
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Post by Leta on Mar 12, 2012 14:21:07 GMT -8
A really bad Steve Irwin impersonator tried to catch you, but you bit his head off and killed him. In turn, the city has you killed, and smoked for alligator jerky.
I wish I had alligator jerky.
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Post by Mariska on Mar 12, 2012 15:22:53 GMT -8
You have the alligator jerky you wanted, but by consuming it you are forever plagued with having me as your internal monologue.
I wish my hands weren't so scarred.
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Post by Marcus Prasad on Mar 12, 2012 16:53:37 GMT -8
Congratulations. You now no longer have hands! =D
I wish I could spend a whole week in the 1940's
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Post by "Unfettered" on Mar 12, 2012 16:56:10 GMT -8
You spend a week in the 1940's! And then a month! And then a year! =D
I wish that the Allies lost WWII. =D
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the MLP:FIM Ponies, none of that 80's crap.
