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Post by Marcus Prasad on Mar 11, 2012 19:37:12 GMT -8
Ladies and gentlemen step right up!
The Game is called Corrupt a wish!
The premise is simple. I state a wish, the next person posts an example of that wish going HORRIBLY WRONG Then states the next wish for the next person to then corrupt.
Bonus points if you dont repeate wishes.
Ok, I'll start!
I wish for a basket full of puppies!
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Post by "Unfettered" on Mar 11, 2012 20:05:51 GMT -8
You get your basket full of dead puppies and everything that entails.
I wish for an endless mug of hot coffee.
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Post by Leta on Mar 11, 2012 20:20:19 GMT -8
Your endless mug of hot coffee is endlessly pouring over the mug's edge, and into your lap. Enjoy those blisters.
I wish to rid myself of the need to sleep.
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Post by Vespyr on Mar 11, 2012 20:51:29 GMT -8
You successfully rid yourself of the need to sleep. But by the sixth day of no sleep, you go insane. By the tenth day, you keel over and die.
I wish for my back problems to go away.
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Post by Marcus Prasad on Mar 11, 2012 21:04:50 GMT -8
Prepare to have your Spinal Column Removed, thus leaving you forever trapped in a tank of water for the rest of your life.
I wish The neighbors wouldnt spy on me >_<
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Post by Vespyr on Mar 11, 2012 21:10:46 GMT -8
YAAAY I GET TO BE A FETUS.
Your neighbors stop spying on you because they're undercover cops and they've already arrested you for whatever it was they were spying on you for.
I wish... SS uniforms weren't so expensive.
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Post by Marcus Prasad on Mar 11, 2012 21:30:05 GMT -8
Congratulations! You manage to find a perfectly preserved SS uniform hidden in a old abandoned farm. Unfortunatly upon picking it up, The Barn is immediatly hit by a cruise missile. =P
I WISH FOR A SECOND SEASON OF FIREFLY! =D
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Post by Vespyr on Mar 11, 2012 21:42:13 GMT -8
THE SECOND SEASON OF FIREFLY IS RELEASED! AND THEN A THIRD! And a fourth! And a fifth! And... a sixth. And seventh? And then you realize that the writers of the show have just gotten really lazy and keep recycling plot ideas and this is the worst TV show ever. How disappointing. Maybe it would have been better if they just left it at one...
I wish Pandora wouldn't keep playing the same songs over and over again.
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Post by Marcus Prasad on Mar 11, 2012 22:03:16 GMT -8
Now Pandora has a brand new Songwriter of MUCH Lower quality. At least it doesent sound the same. Doesent sound like much to be honest.
In Responce, the rabid fans hunt you down and tear you apart ^_^
I wish for the most epic Club Sandwitch EVER!
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Post by Vespyr on Mar 11, 2012 22:14:36 GMT -8
You do get the most epic Club Sandwitch ever. She is a witch who is made of sand and likes to go clubbing. Rather epic, but not as epic as a nice club sandwich would have been. :D
I wish... I could think of a decent wish.
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Post by Mariska on Mar 11, 2012 22:34:46 GMT -8
You think of that wish, but immediately after coming up with it, you are distracted only to forget it. You spend the rest of your days as a spineless water dweller tortured by the absence of that wish.
I wish my neighbors were not so loud.
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Post by "Unfettered" on Mar 11, 2012 22:39:19 GMT -8
You never hear them step into your room before they kill you.
I wish Bill Watterson chose to stop doing his paintings again and began work on a new, better comic then Calvin & Hobbes.
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Post by Edward on Mar 11, 2012 22:44:52 GMT -8
He begins work on a new comic, doesn't finish it then does the same with calvin and hobbes
I wish for 52 booster packs from the eventide series of magic: the gathering
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Post by Mariska on Mar 11, 2012 22:45:23 GMT -8
you get those booster packs only to realize there was a weird manufacturing error and you have instead ended up with pokemon cards, which prove to be useless for playing magic.
I wish that unicorns were real.
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Post by Vespyr on Mar 11, 2012 23:05:05 GMT -8
They are real and I give you a can of sparkly unicorn meat for your next birthday. Unfortunately because of the popularity of the meat, I mad to butcher the unicorn myself to get the meat and it was the last one. I hope you find it delicious.
I wish my nails would grow out.
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