Van
Trainee
Nutrition Facts:
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Post by Van on Nov 30, 2011 15:40:03 GMT -8
Rules
- Remember, these are IC (in character) awards. Vote based on how YOU feel about others' characters. And only post from ONE of your accounts, please! Also, voting for NPCs is allowed.
- Be a good sport—and no hard feelings. Even awards like Weakest and Most Useless are done in good humor :D
and you get spiffy prizes, so who cares!
- You may only vote for one person individual award, but you may vote for the same person for multiple awards. Heck, you could vote for the same person for all of the awards. (But you won’t because no one is that awesome.) You can even vote for yourself. But share the love.
- You don’t have to vote for every award. Leaving an award blank is allowed, even though a pony dies for every blank you leave.
- You may either post your ballot here or PM it to me; however, the former is preferred. It’s more fun when you get to see what other people think!
- As you may have noticed, there are no ‘Best Roleplayer’ or ‘Best Fighter’ awards. We don’t want anyone’s ego getting inflated here— you’re all awesome, and you can all be the best roleplayers or the best fighters in your own right.
Superlatives (With Consolation Prizes!)
Scariest:
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Award: +1 CHA
Most Cunning:
Slowest: Award: +1 DEX
Strongest:
Weakest: Award: +1 STR
Most Violent:
Most Beaten Up: Award: +1 CON
Most Intelligent:
Most Clueless: Award: +1 INT
Most Helpful:
Most Useless: Award: +1 WIS
'Most Likely To...'
Most Likely To Become Successful:
Most Likely To End Up In Jail:
Most Likely To Turn Gay:
Most Likely To Turn You Gay:
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now:
Most Likely To Die A Week After Graduation:
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body:
Most Likely To Be A Furry:
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public:
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown:
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose:
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window:
Most Likely To Become The Leader Of A Terrorist Organization:
Class Awards:
Freshmen of the Year:
Sophomore of the Year:
Junior of the Year:
Senior of the Year:
The Sexiest Beast (Male):
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female):
The Kinky One:
The Peacekeeper:
The Troublemaker:
The Kool-Aid Man (Most Walls Crashed Through):
The Angry One:
Everybody's Friend:
The Class Clown:
Most Photogenic:
Internet Superhero/Computer Geek:
Here is your ballot. Copy/paste this and fill it in with your votes, then post it here or PM it to me by Friday, December 16th (a little over two weeks from now). Have fun!~
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[b]Most Cunning:[/b]
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[b]Strongest:[/b]
[b]Weakest:[/b]
[b]Most Violent:[/b]
[b]Most Beaten Up:[/b]
[b]Most Intelligent:[/b]
[b]Most Clueless:[/b]
[b]Most Helpful:[/b]
[b]Most Useless:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Become Successful:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To End Up In Jail:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Turn Gay:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Turn You Gay:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Die A Week After Graduation:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Be A Furry:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Become The Leader Of A Terrorist Organization:[/b]
[b]Freshmen of the Year:[/b]
[b]Sophomore of the Year:[/b]
[b]Junior of the Year:[/b]
[b]Senior of the Year:[/b]
[b]The Sexiest Beast (Male):[/b]
[b]Hottest Piece of Ass (Female):[/b]
[b]The Kinky One:[/b]
[b]The Peacekeeper:[/b]
[b]The Troublemaker:[/b]
[b]The Kool-Aid Man (Most Walls Crashed Through):[/b]
[b]The Angry One:[/b]
[b]Everybody's Friend:[/b]
[b]The Class Clown:[/b]
[b]Most Photogenic:[/b]
[b]Internet Superhero/Computer Geek:[/b]
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Post by Deleted on Nov 30, 2011 15:52:52 GMT -8
Scariest: Vespyr - Pretty obvious one here, she comes off with no intention to help anyone but herself. Impossible to reason with, and goes on killing sprees.
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Silk >_> - She's adorable I want her in my pants
Most Cunning:
Slowest: Isaac
Strongest: Jaus *cough*
Weakest: Zyxon - Never seen him fight. Just assuming.
Most Violent: Vespyr (Don't try to deny it)
Most Beaten Up: Kiyoshi (that poor gutter)
Most Intelligent: Saint - He's probably the smartest seeing no real need for violence. Staying out of things and keeping himself and those who follow him alive.
Most Clueless: Orion
Most Helpful: Jaus - K'mon he died so you could see Barker at his strongest and get items to intensify his allies' abilities..
Most Useless: Adam =D
Most Likely To Become Successful:
Most Likely To End Up In Jail: Patrick
Most Likely To Turn Gay: Autumn - Something tells me if Mischa hit on her she'd turn gay for a bit.
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: J Lethal (Them Black Penis')
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Vespyr
Most Likely To Die A Week After Graduation: LOL WUT GRADUATION?!
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body:
Most Likely To Be A Furry:
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Adam - Yeah he would.
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Orion (Though weird thing is that the breakdown has made him normal or about as normal as you can be on this site)
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose:
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Tuvlan
Most Likely To Become The Leader Of A Terrorist Organization: Barker!
Freshmen of the Year: Rina
Sophomore of the Year:
Junior of the Year:
Senior of the Year:
Super-Senior of the Year: Unfettered
The Sexiest Beast (Male):
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Mischa - Dat Ass
The Kinky One: Kev/Silk - Yah
The Peacekeeper:
The Troublemaker:
The Kool-Aid Man (Most Walls Crashed Through):
The Angry One:
Everybody's Friend:
The Class Clown:
Most Photogenic:
Internet Superhero/Computer Geek:
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Post by Vespyr on Nov 30, 2011 18:09:31 GMT -8
Scariest: ME >:D Cutest/Least Intimidating: Eddie. Such noodly little arms.. Most Cunning: Gilbert, you grimy-hearted fiend. Slowest: As in... retarded? Strongest: Apparently Mr. Seran. Weakest: Pah. "Teal". Most Violent: Me again. Most Beaten Up: Isaiah. Or Titus... but probably Isaiah. Also he screams less when I pummel him. Most Intelligent: Absolutely none of you. Most Clueless: Sebastian Most Helpful: Tuvlan, dear. Most Useless: "Teal". Can't do much when you're confined to a rolly chair, now can you? Most Likely To Become Successful: You're all going to fail at everything. Most Likely To End Up In Jail: Only the criminals who are bad at being criminals >:) Most Likely To Turn Gay: "Unfettered". That is all.Most Likely To Turn You Gay: If I were a man... that would still have to be "Unfettered". Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: I already killed you. Most Likely To Die A Week After Graduation: I'll make sure that all of you do. Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: ...what? Most Likely To Be A Furry: Dots >:I Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: I'd rather not know. Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Vincent. He's so tightly wound you can hear the strings snapping. Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: This isn't Canada, damn it. Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Mariska Most Likely To Become The Leader Of A Terrorist Organization: Who the hell hasn't already? Freshmen of the Year: Haha, what school? Sophomore of the Year: -- Junior of the Year: -- Senior of the Year: -- The Sexiest Beast (Male): Fleesh. He is technically a beast, and by the number of female cats lingering about the house, apparently very sexy. (It's probably the eye patch. Bitches love eye patches.) Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): I despise females. The Kinky One: Oh, if you only knew >:3 The Peacekeeper: Pah, peace. The Troublemaker: Tuvlan The Kool-Aid Man (Most Walls Crashed Through): Probably the Kool-Aid Man. The Angry One: Silly Gilbert. I can feel you glaring at me even when you think I'm not looking. Everybody's Friend: "Green" The Class Clown: That one dude. Most Photogenic: Leta, especially with those lovely scars on her face >:) Internet Superhero/Computer Geek: 
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Orion
Soldier
Craftsman extraordinaire
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Post by Orion on Nov 30, 2011 18:52:35 GMT -8
Scariest: Vespyr. Scaarryy lady. AH GO AWAY! *throws bombs*
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Eh... considering that we all have either killed or causec someone to be killed...
Most Cunning: Ima say Unfettered
Slowest: One of the noobs?
Strongest: Eh.... Leon.
Weakest: J Lethal. stat-wise. not by much, though, Orion (me) is close.
Most Violent: Vespyr. Again. *holds up holy cross*
Most Beaten Up: Uhm... Ima say Leon again
Most Intelligent: Damnit, where's Jacket... Patrick
Most Clueless: Orion. Sorry other me
Most Helpful: Jaus
Most Useless: ... winklewood, if he was still here
Most Likely To Become Successful: Shugo is filthy rich already
Most Likely To End Up In Jail: Eh... Pat. Underage drinking is a bitch
Most Likely To Turn Gay: Ima say Vespyr just to see if I can piss her off
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: No.
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Vespyr, because I pissed her off
Most Likely To Die A Week After Graduation: ... J
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: Not answering
Most Likely To Be A Furry: Remind me what this again
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public:... No
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Orion already had one. Then he got better. ....... I vote Pat
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: lolwhut?
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Vespyr
Most Likely To Become The Leader Of A Terrorist Organization: Kiyoshi
Freshmen of the Year: School got blown up
Sophomore of the Year: "SCHOOOLL'S OUT. FOR. SUMMER."
Junior of the Year: "SCHOOOOLLL'S OUT. FOR. EVER."
Senior of the Year: Read the above
The Sexiest Beast (Male): Not answering
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Uh... I haven't bothered to check character descriptions
The Kinky One:... Vespyr
The Peacekeeper: Jaus
The Troublemaker: ... Orion's gonna be making bombs
The Kool-Aid Man (Most Walls Crashed Through): Imma say... shit, has anyone crashed through a wall without being thrown through it? Or tackled through it?
The Angry One: ... Uhm...
Everybody's Friend: Not me.
The Class Clown: We had someone like that
Most Photogenic: *shrug*
Internet Superhero/Computer Geek: Orion has no life originally. dude spends his time (now) crafting bombs. And coming up with underhanded tactics.
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Rina Vade
Adept
"In battle, saving lives is just as important as taking them."
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Post by Rina Vade on Dec 1, 2011 10:11:10 GMT -8
Scariest: Vespyr o.o
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Hehe, Kyoshi. He's such a pretty boy.
Most Cunning: I'd say Barker, but he's the enemy.
Slowest: Anyone new...?
Strongest: Vespyr when she's pissed off. XD
Weakest: I dunno."Teal"? He's just...there.
Most Violent: Vespyr *cough cough*
Most Beaten Up: Kyoshi. Mwhahaha!
Most Intelligent: I'd say me if I could figure out how to play chess with images on here.
Most Clueless: Pfffttt, Orion. That poor simpleton. *shakes head*
Most Helpful: "Unfettered" when he feels like it.
Most Useless: "Teal". =P
Most Likely To Become Successful: Juas. If he doesn't get killed.
Most Likely To End Up In Jail: If Barker gets caught....
Most Likely To Turn Gay: OMG, "Unfettered" gets pretty close!
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: I don't think so.
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Vespyr. If she can catch me!! Fufufufufu....
Most Likely To Die A Week After Graduation: What graduation? o.O
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: No comment. >.>
Most Likely To Be A Furry: Kyoshi~ *meow* (lol xD)
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: I don't even want to know...
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Orion, but he's already insane.
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: Uh...what?
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: I think a lot of people have already done that. XD
Most Likely To Become The Leader Of A Terrorist Organization: Did anyone not notice the BLOWN UP WORLD?
Freshmen of the Year: I don't think we even finished the year.
Sophomore of the Year: ---
Junior of the Year: ---
Senior of the Year: ---
The Sexiest Beast (Male): Kyoshi, but that's his opinion. (Haha)
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): I don't look at girls like that.
The Kinky One: Pat. When she's drunk. Yeah...
The Peacekeeper: I don't think any of us qualify, really.
The Troublemaker: Ummm, Tuvlan's pretty good at that.
The Kool-Aid Man (Most Walls Crashed Through): How many of us HAVEN'T been thrown or punched through a wall? But I think the Military tops all of us.
The Angry One: Barker. He's raving mad!
Everybody's Friend: Patrick^^ Except...just don't get on his bad side. O.O
The Class Clown: No idea.
Most Photogenic: Kyoshi (Pretty boy!! lol)
Internet Superhero/Computer Geek: That'd be Rina. She spends WAY too much time on a computer at the Olympian apartments.
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Post by "Unfettered" on Dec 1, 2011 16:20:49 GMT -8
Talking Color Code:
- Mr. Coffee: Brown
- "Tuvlan": Italicized Bolded Red
- "Unfettered" Winters: Gray
- "Teal": Teal
- Mr. Taylor Adam: Gold
- "Alter Mann": Lime Green
- Das "Feuer" Mann: Underlined Italicized Bolded Red
- Ellis D. Winklewood: Italicized Bolded Blue (Not Present)
- Richard Stock (Special Guest): Yellow
A large ceiling fan swirled above in the center of a 10 x 10 x 10 room. Large windows peering into the outside of a large grassland ate up a majority up the western wall, where the sun seemed to glower brightly over the artificial gathering world. The eastern wall was mostly taken up with a large whiteboard, where holders of markers were placed just below it along with its erasers, previous ideas were roughly "etched out." The southern wall had a variety of tables set there, with napkins, a slew of coffee makers boiling with the fresh brew for the afternoon, the pastries and small collection of sandwiches left relatively untouched. The northern wall was mostly blank... except for the very door at the center. A heavy, oak door with a shiny, well-maintained silver door knob---which at this time slowly began to turn."...is exactly right. Last night we caught up on a lot, but at the price of quality. Good job, though, Tuv.""Smash."
The one who opened the door was a rather short fellow, of 5'6. He had a huge, faded, teal-ish coat on with deep pockets, a green beanie, a white t-shirt exposed underneath, a set of baggy blue jeans with a silver belt buckle and a black belt to help tie it all up. Black, faded Rockports were his footwear of choice. The man himself was brownish, with large eyes, and a disheveled look on his face... A general solemn, if not irritated look taken to the overall way he held himself as he hunched his head forward a little out of bad habit. For all intents and purposes, this was Mr. Coffee.
A long, red-haired man followed after Mr. Coffee---unmistakable by those who were already familiar with him. Having been based off the manga, his stupidity exaggerated to the point of retardation as his key personality point, a lanky "Tuvlan," followed, hands unusually placed in his pockets as his whole upper body was hunched forward. He was wearing his usual attire (aviator jacket, eye patch over the right eye, black t-shirt, blue jeans, military combat boots---all worn and grimy from the lack of ability to wash).
Following directly after "Tuvlan," past Mr. Coffee who was still holding the door open followed "Unfettered," "Teal" who was pushed in by Mr. Taylor Adam, and---
Mr. Coffee whipped backwards, closing the door suddenly on the others---a large, black gloved hand holding it barely open ajar."No. You lot are not allowed in.""Seien Sie nicht einen Schwanz.""You haven't even done anything for the past few years. Besides, someone's already using your font. It'd be too confusing.""Jetzt Child, achten...""NO. None of your Rammstein-inspired bullshit here, old man."
"And YOU. We'll talk later."Slamming the door in a huff, the man strode over to the center, round, wooden table, where the others already had taken their seats. "Tuvlan" was seated across from Mr. Coffee, a plate in front of him filled with a variety of foods. Before "Teal" was a mug of black coffee. "Unfettered," a cup of sweetened gray earl. Mr. Adam had a plate filled with nine crackers, perfectly spaced from each other, with a painstakingly similar amount of cream and locks applied to each.
...Yet the Dean struggled to take a bite of one, less he ruined the symmetry, a conflicted look on his otherwise perfectly complacent face.
...
...Mr. Coffee went over to the southern table, got himself the biggest mug he could find, poured it to the brim with coffee and sat himself down at the table."Ready?""Ready.""Prepared.""Ja.""Smash."With that, the one with glasses adjusted his "eyes" and set up the laptop, opening up to phs259.proboards.com for all to begin their analysis for this year."It's the same rules as last time... with exception."
"Let's begin: The second summit meeting.~"* * * * * * * * * * * * * Scariest: Vespyr"...Vy doesn't Jaus/Gabriel ever vote for her being ze 'scariest'?""That would be due to his gross amount of statistics in a wide plethora of his characters. He doesn't need to feel afraid, because he could just beat the shit out Vespyr. And the integrity of Vespyr and her player-character will allow the shit to be beaten out of her, if justifiable. But one focuses on statistics and the system itself, the other is meticulous.""Ja. Truth be told, Ich think he/they vould rather ve vould vote for him/they as being ze scariest.""On a pure intimidation level, he would be there. But the only reason that we don't see a lot of Vespyr's scary side is due to her relation with you, Mr. German. Yet, you probably know of her frightening side better than all of us.""Teal" would grunt, shifting in his seat uncomfortably...
"Unfettered" would just smile with a glassy eye."...Erm, ze problem ist that Ich am not a badass. Ich am not like Scene, though comparable. Ich am not like Gabriel, though comparable. Vespyr savors drinking blood, she's cruel, und her knowledge of the medical field is comparable (though not completely on par vith) Emily de Santos---the nurse who TRIED TO RAPE ME."
"So far, we've all seen Vespyr using her medical knowledge primarily to heal people. Imagine if/ven she uses zat knowledge to start hurting people, like...""...Like du, ja?""Unfettered" shuddered, hugging himself towards his legs, a horrified look coming over his face."Zat vast ze vorst 'training' session, I've ever received---""...Beavers.""GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT. 'TEAL.'"
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Edward ClementineFor this, Richard Stock was brought in. He stood solemnly for a moment while Mr. Coffee hooked up the wireless network to the projector in the room. With a remote, they pointed the projector on the ceiling (the ceiling fan was pretty freaking sweet like this) aimed towards the white board, showing Edward's post in the Aftermath thread.
There was silence."..."
"...He has noodle arms."Henceforth, the vote was cast. Richard Stock quietly excused himself from the room.
All was solemn.
Most Cunning: The group had decidedly chosen to take a half a month break. Upon returning to the room, everything was left the same... and everyone sat back where they were, like it was absolutely normal.
...When they came upon this category."Most cunning...""It would be prudent to list out the candidates.""Alright, that's reasonable. So...""Gabriel.""...'Vespyr'...""Mr. Winters is a viable candidate, but is an invalid as we're trying to vote for others.""Vy, danke, Adam.""Uzzer canidates include... Kiyoshi, Lucas, Kevala..."...Kevala...?""Tuvlan" twisted his wrists, remembering the incomplete thread, shrugging. "Teal" looked up at "Unfettered," deadpan."Ja. Kevala."
"Her character has... been vith a fair amount of gentlemen. Zis lady once had ze whole male populace of PHS #774 (If Mr. Coffee's memory storage has remained accurate) under ze tap of her finger. She vas not to be underestimated und ze whole site essentially served her."
"However, she is undermined by her golden yoke she has cast on herself, in ze name of Gabriel. Othervise, left to her own devices, she vas a force to be reckoned vith, her PC charisma as vell as her RP und statistical charisma driving ze very muse of a board, purposefully or no."
"Her severe inactivity on 259 as vell as her lack of... 'adventuring' ultimately takes avay her viability for zis category."
"...Und ze fact that she really vants to be Gabriel's cock sleeve. Forever.""'TEAL.""...Und ze asshole emerges...""Kevala's tactics and means are very legitimate. She is the natural weakness of men who have raging hormones... namely all of them. However, I agree... she hasn't done much in the past six months as the same as her past achievements.""Teal" coughed, clearing his throat while his hand went to his collar, adjusting it."...Anyvayz..."
"Discounting Kevala for her inactivity must also mean ve must discount Gabriel as vell. Lucas has only just begun to show any bit of cleverness."
"Ve are left vith Vespyr."Slowest: Zack Asiv/Mr. AsivEveryone turns for a moment to look at "Teal." He glares at everyone."But... du are in a wheelchair.""HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA---AT LEAST ICH AM STILL MOVING."
"Zack Asiv ist a man who has come to a point of such pure debilitation that moves ze storyline. Bedridden, put in a wheelchair, und now, nowhere to be found.""...Considering how long it has taken us to get through this, it's probably more due to the fact that John/Leon is taking a bit of a sabbatical---""NOWHERE TO BE FOUND."Strongest: Vetis"...Now, as opposed to who is in the most powerful position, who is the most powerful overall, etcetera... I'm not looking at RP styles, I'm not looking at Qis, because I've had a personal vendetta against this award and its kin. Feeds too many egos."
"Considering this on a purely statistical basis, based on the 'Strength' statistic alone, and the only one who is currently lurking/active right now who fits the bill would be... Vetis."
"Purely circumstantial, I know, but with ALL of the OOC nonsense... Well hey, Vetis, you are currently the strongest motherfucker on this entire board."The Student Dean proceeded to provide a polite golf clap mechanically as everyone around the table went on to glare at Mr. Coffee.Weakest: "Teal""...Fuck it.""Nein, mein gut sir. FUCK DU."Most Violent: Vespyr"Vetis or Olivia Green.""...Ich really have to disagree with this---"Mr. Coffee glared at him."No one's happy with how late we're going about this. But we cannot forget, that these votes are in regards to FALL 2011. Vespyr's violent shenanigans have mostly been during the Summer, considering the amount of planning that we had to go through."...But... ze beavers...""FUCK DU." This was met with a groan... as they spent the next ten minutes attempting to calm down a suddenly very panicked "Teal" who had thrown himself onto the ground, flailing wildly."...Fine. But no one but you two is going to get it."Most Beaten Up: Vetis"Poor soul.""Zis vould EASILY go to eizzer---""...We are not voting for ourselves. And "Unfettered" neither yourself were actually beaten up. You were shot."
"Beat-downs? For fall, Vetis and Olivia took the cake. The three of you were too busy tending to plot things."Most Intelligent: Vespyr"Objectivity is valued here.""...Ich hate zis von. So much.""...Smash..."Mr. Coffee took a moment to slam his head onto the table before trying to smother his face with his hands. When he looked up again, he shook it."Anyone else want to vote Gabriel Seran again? Thought not.""Oh, come, now, du are just being an ass on purpose.""He just needs a shot to his ego every now and then. When I brought this up in passing... he tried to be subtle about arguing about this in some amusingly "joking" ways... But given everything that has gone on, we thankfully have an actual candidate that physically did shit to earn this award."For a moment, "Teal" and "Unfettered" looked up at Mr. Coffee. Mr. Coffee hated this award probably more than any of them, after all. Only "Tuvlan" seemed to be eying Mr. Coffee with a look of knowing. It was about five beats worth of time... but the two of them eventually got it..."Vespyr." he laughed, realizing."Vespyr," he snarled reluctantly."Considering her actions, she was fully aware, a participant, but was probably the only character that was RPed, in full knowledge of everything and acted most practically. All other characters either feigned not knowing or not knowing the full extent of this and most have had to have information spoon fed to them."
"When the TWO OF YOU were shot up, it was Vespyr who, who never prioritized the events of the 'Fate' thread with any importance anyways went off to save both of your asses and made everyone realize 'hey, this is kind of a waste of life, let's all get the hell out of here." Most Clueless: Adam SilverMuch groaning ensued. Only the polite, rigid Student Dean, probably more from lack of knowing, looked on with a raised set of brows, a small 'tell' to show his confusion."...Even ven just acknowledging this as a non-canon vay, looking at his posts vas absolutely painful to me. Ich can appreciate ze character und vat ze RPer sets out to do... but he is just so clueless. Perfect class clown. Ich am just glad Ich never had to actually interact vith him.""..Vat's ze matter, can't even find a use for him, like du do vith everyone else? Hm? Mister "Unfettered"?"Surprisingly enough, it was "Tuvlan" to stare the two Germans down this time, his eye raised up with a dull expression, not amused in the slightest at all the bad jokes.
"Okay. Cool. Let's move on."Most Helpful: Orion Smith"SMASH!? =D!?""...Nope.""D'=""Ich say ve hop on ze bandwagon for zis von. It has been damned difficult to find a replacement for Delilah Black, an actual 'engineer' character. I'd go vith zat guy again.""Hmph. Maybe, but Orion is a close second to Sebastian... but he hasn't really been active. Orion vasn't exactly successful in 'Fate,' but he has been attempting to cover holes and cover ze backs of his comrades, intentionally or no."
"Ich actually vould really like to see zis go to Orion, but ze votes are for SOMEVON who HASN'T EVEN BEEN ACTIVE most of ze time, und Ich have NO idea VER ZE FUCK HE'S BEEN IN ZE RP.""Whoa. Calm your shit.""Ve're voting for ze retard here because, even THOUGH he hasn't done a fucking thing to deserve it, if Ich vote---""...And that's precisely why we'll vote for Orion. No bias, no game plan to fuck with the votes.Most Useless: "Unfettered" Winters"VY." "...Congratulations on ze booby award."There was no complaints to be heard. Still, an indignant "Unfettered" looked around, demanding an explanation. After an awkward five minutes, Mr. Coffee cleared his throat."Let's look at the 'Fate' thread and how actually effective you were. Orion's mass deaths technically served the purpose of at least alerting everyone else of the expert gunmen running around. While we managed to play ourselves off rather well... you effectively had your ass handed to you by said gunmen, regardless.""...Oh, come on. Not all of us are rich as kings like Gabriel or Davd.""Maybe not, but in that light, this isn't an award that you should be ashamed of---you, as your own character remained true to yourself. Poor and starving for resources.""Kekekeke..."Most Likely To Become Successful:[/size] Vespyr"No exaggeration. Her defenses are up to par, everyone not invited vould have to meta-game or have some really overpowered "Enhancement" power to find ver she ist, und zen beat her in her own lair."
"Vespyr ist successful at surviving."Most Likely To End Up In Jail:[/size] "Unfettered" Winters"...Because zer ist TOTALLY a working legal system right now.""...'Teal'...""If ve MUST look at zis objectively, Ich know..." the German would say, looking at his fellow German, "...Zat ze first thought vould be that Vespyr commits ze most heinous acts of crime in her free time.""That is the case, yes.""Ah, but see, zis ist ze tricky part. This could totally be treated as ze 'throw avay' award. Ze first prerequisite vould be zat zis goes to someone who would generally be more inclined to commit a felony as opposed one who actively obeys the law."
"...Sadly, zat does not narrow down ze potential nominees."
"Second, du must find out vich person is more likely to be outright blatant about it. Downloading music illegally ist viewed no where near ze same as killing someone brutally in a public scene (Unless you're a Lawful Good-type, in which case, a crime is a crime, no matter how small).""My vote would still go to Vespyr under those circumstances.""Ja, but ze last bit ist... how likely ze person commiting ze crime vould be caught enough doing ze crime."
"Vespyr does not exist on PHS #42 nor PHS #259 on eizzer vith zer records. She ist not a student und does not have any technological reliance utilizing ze internet in ze least. She does not leave finger prints, she does not get caught. Ich am more likely to get zis award then her...""Katsuri's rape and incest thingy with Kevala might count towards this category... but he doesn't apply to last FALL."
"'Tuvlan' is more likely to be sent to a mental hospital with special needs..."
"Kiyoshi possess a bit more suave and is a bit more tactful (when he feels like it). He did nothing to really earn this title at all..."
"...Orion's bit with the explosives was more or less after the fact."
"Let's face it: If it wasn't for a series of dumb luck and Vespyr saving your ass ninety percent of the time, I would think it IS your ass that would be in jail.""...H-Hey... vat about Patrick?""Patrick is currently part of the new world order that Barker has going on. This one goes to you, bud."Most Likely To Turn Gay:[/size] "Unfettered" Winters"Ich am starting to see a pattern here.""Ich am sure du do, faggot."Most Likely To Turn You Gay:[/size] "Unfettered" Winters"Oh, du are all just being DICKS now.""That thread with you and Vincent is kinda famous now. Vince is more or less in the closet, but JESUS, man."Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Olivia Green"Vespyr.""...I'm going to assume this is sort of a no-contest thing here.""Not really. I just never saw enough of the whole Olivia/Vetis thing back then. A lot of Vespyr's actions last Fall actually would be more likely to drive her away from this category."
"Vespyr's mentality is totally suited for this, but in terms of actual action, this award, between Olivia and Vetis, just would go to Olivia. Vetis seems to have a focus to his rage. Olivia was actually in a straitjacket once."Most Likely To Die A Week After Graduation: "Unfettered" Winters"And if not 'Unfettered'? 'Teal.' Because SO MANY BULLET WOUNDS, TO OUR FAVORITE SUPER SENIORS.""Fuck you.""Fuck you." Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: Adam Silver"...Sm...Smash? D=?""Yes, 'Tuv.' This guy. This 'character' seems so desperate to get a laugh and get all the negative attention. In terms of character design, he is perfect for being 'that' character and one that I could see just doing this so easily."Most Likely To Be A Furry: Deta "Dots" Teyfour"VY does zis man surround himself vith a creeper zat TAPES KITTENS TO HIS NIPPLES!?"Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Rina Vade"Vat...""She's more likely... the type to wear shorts. Or a skirt... in my mind, anyways."Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Vespyr"Ich am... so sorry...""...Not only does she have severe issues with society and interacting with it, but good LORD if she isn't busy saving your ass."Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: "Tuvlan""Smash! >=D"
There was a moment of silence as everyone turned to look at the boy. Mr. Coffee sipped his throat before taking a sip of coffee. He seemed to be going over some thoughts.""...I was gonna vote for one of our Canucks. But you're definitely our weirdo nature boy here. If Addie was still active..."Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Patrick O' Connor"Oh, du mean BESIDES ze fact zat Mitsuomi totally did zis? Ja, Patrick vould do zis... after he'd put a bullet through your head."Most Likely To Become The Leader Of A Terrorist Organization: Vespyr"...Define terrorist for me."
"Now, look at Kiyoshi Akechi. Look at Patrick O' Connor. Yes, even look at our 'Unfettered.' Now, look at Vespyr. TWEAK her a bit."
"Terrifying, ja?"...There was a general discomfort in the room for a moment as they began to think on this.Freshmen of the Year: Samantha Whatsherface"Y'know, if she ver ACTIVE."Sophomore of the Year: Zyxon Kinet"...Vy are you voting for zis? Ze school doesn't even exist anymore.""...Because it FEELS like Sophomore."Junior of the Year: Orion Smith"...According to his age, for last fall..."Senior of the Year: "Unfettered" Winters"Putting the 'SUPER' in 'SUPER-SENIOR'. KEHEHEHEHE.""FUCK ze 'freedom of age' thing, vy ist everyone older zen me now? Do du know how awkward it was having Gabriel being my professor? Hell, Ich remember ven Leon was still a teenager, before he had a wife, kid, und ze said kid GREW UP TO BECOME 16-17 IN A FLASH."
"Seriously, everyone time-skips at zer own leisure...The Sexiest Beast (Male): Vincent"...WHY.""...He's fun to tease."..."Teal" prodded "Unfettered" for a moment."Zat vas a joke. A joke, right? Ja. Stop zat."Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Vespyr"...Seriously, dude...""ICH CAN'T HELP IT. ZEY ARE TWINS."The Kinky One: Vespyr"This is becoming less and less school appropriate.""One word: Beavers.""FUCK YOUR BEAVERS." The Peacekeeper: Saint"Y'know, for ze whole two months he vas active. Ich personally like Kiyoshi more, but ZIS man vas up to his old tricks ze moment he got back..."The Troublemaker: Orion Smith"...It ist certainly hard to top getting a majority of your gang's NPCs killed off and making von of ze founderz suddenly rage und refute about 75% of those deaths."
"Made him rage.""...I think I like this guy."The Kool-Aid Man (Most Walls Crashed Through): "Green""Dots would have gotten this one... if this was one-two years back."
"As it was... "Green" was the only one in Fate that I recall who actually slammed through a wall... Shows how many threads I've read."The Angry One: Orion SmithMr. Coffee just smiled stupidly as he leaned back into his chair, the steam from the coffee wafting up in front of his face."This kid is speshur to me in that way..."Everybody's Friend: Kiyoshi Akechi"This would go to Kevala if she were a bit more active... But Kiyoshi has definitely been pulling his Charisma card.""Admittedly, watching him work (except not really, othervise zat vould be metagaming), he reminds me of ven Ich vas starting up vith Militia..."The Class Clown: Adam Silver"Definition of a class clown. Disruptive, attention-desiring..."Most Photogenic: Jaus Valentine"I'm going off the actual character image for whom this character's look is based off of.""It ist hilarious because he's dead now."Internet Superhero/Computer Geek: Mischa Badoer"...She seems like the type.""She smells of memes und lurking.""If 'SQUEE!!' were a character, this one would go to her."The Hilarious One: Leta May"...Because she's blind."Best Ass: Bastille Cunningham"One does NOT fuck with tradition.""...>_x"The Energetic One: Sebastian Coff"SMASH! =D"
"...Yeah. He seemed like a true-blue enthusiastic of life to me, looking at his threads..."
The coffee cup was drained. The pot was empty. And the room was beginning to lose its warmth. Magically, the door to the room opened up and the stuffy crew of characters stood up... slowly dragging themselves out.
Mr. Coffee would look back. It had felt like months, since they first entered this room.
With a shrug and a smile, he would close this door... and this realm of existence would cease for now, until the next time ran around. The characters would go off into their realms of existence until they would be called again...
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Silk Sanada
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I'm the one and only Knightess bitch!
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Post by Silk Sanada on Jan 1, 2012 2:00:22 GMT -8
((OOC: Voting the way silk would.))
Scariest: "Why... Me of course."
Cutest/Least Intimidating: "....Isaac. The poor dear is so cute!"
Most Cunning: "....Can I vote for my self again? No?... Damn... uh... I'd have to say this Vespyr girl."
Slowest: ".... Shugo... No wait.... Yea... Shugo."
Strongest: "Don't you look at me like that Autumn, you know very well I am." (( <.<... this isn't vote for your self awards...))
Weakest: "....Hmmm weakest....Can I just say all men? Cause lets face it boys... boobs get put in your face and you crumble."
Most Violent: "My self. With out a doubt." ((... Are you going to put Leon any where?))
Most Beaten Up: "... Leon... there you happy now?"
Most Intelligent: "... Well if I picked my self, I know I'd be lying. I married Tenchi for god sakes... Hmmm... I'm going to pick this Vespyr girl..."
Most Clueless: ".... Isaac. Not lying... Isaac."
Most Helpful: "....Kazuya... hehe"
Most Useless: "Adam Silver... creepy little perv."
Most Likely To Become Successful: "...Leon's little boy... Spike." ((Well.... aren't you just some proud Aunty... not creepy at all that you wanna touch his butt.))
Most Likely To End Up In Jail: "Sadly... this would be me as well."
Most Likely To Turn Gay: "...Patrick... He'd look good in Yaoi."
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: "Kevala... yum."
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: "...Hmmm Vetis I think would be close to that."
Most Likely To Die A Week After Graduation: "Well, considering the school is gone... no one."
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: "...Probably... me... Yep..."
Most Likely To Be A Furry: "....Do just having ears and a tail count? "
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: "Adam Silver"
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: "I will have to say my self."
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: "....Leon. Crab Battle!!!"
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: "My self. Of course."
Most Likely To Become The Leader Of A Terrorist Organization: "....I have to say that Vespy girl."
Freshmen of the Year: "No school. Not answering."
Sophomore of the Year: "School is KABOOMED, so no point to this."
Junior of the Year: "... Did you fucking put this here to annoy me."
Senior of the Year: "... You did didn't you?! BITCH!"
The Sexiest Beast (Male): "...Kazuya duh!"
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): "Well... Me. God... I'm really starting to sound conceited aren't I?"
The Kinky One: "... Hehe I'll give this to Kev, despite knowing I'm pretty kinky."
The Peacekeeper: "that Saint boy."
The Troublemaker: "Patrick. No doubt in my mind he is going to start some trouble with me."
The Kool-Aid Man (Most Walls Crashed Through): "We can crash through walls? DUDE! I HAVE TO TRY THIS!!" ((Great... now do you see what you have done.))
The Angry One: "Autumn. Always scowling."
Everybody's Friend: "Well I am duh!"
The Class Clown: "Shugo... with out a doubt."
Most Photogenic: "Well... has anyone seen the pictures I gave Kaz, cause if not... just take my word for it... it's me."
Internet Superhero/Computer Geek: ".... I don't know... if my Ex, Ianh was here I'd say him."
((Hope y'all enjoyed that. ^_^))
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Post by Kazuya Hikari on Jan 1, 2012 22:47:57 GMT -8
Scariest: Vespyr
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Silk
Most Cunning: Kiyoshi. He's got people joining the Crows left, right, center.
Slowest: Isaac
Strongest: Gabriel
Weakest: Lucas
Most Violent:
Most Beaten Up:
Most Intelligent: Gabriel.
Most Clueless:
Most Helpful: ... Kazuya, HA XD
Most Useless:
Most Likely To Become Successful: Kazuya. He will eventually take over as the Head of Hikari Industries... years from now.
Most Likely To End Up In Jail:
Most Likely To Turn Gay: ... Kevala. This is my generic answer, because it has happened.
Most Likely To Turn You Gay:
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Vetis
Most Likely To Die A Week After Graduation: ... There's still a graduation?
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: ... Winklewood.
Most Likely To Be A Furry: ... Any one of the animals on the board.
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Winklewood
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown:
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: Leon.
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Leon. Did you see how protective he is of Astrid?
Most Likely To Become The Leader Of A Terrorist Organization: ... Anyone and pretty much everyone.
Freshmen of the Year: N/A
Sophomore of the Year: N/A
Junior of the Year: N/A
Senior of the Year: N/A
The Sexiest Beast (Male): ... Kazuya. >.> <.< I can vote for my own character!
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Silk
The Kinky One: Kevala
The Peacekeeper: Saint
The Troublemaker: Adam
The Kool-Aid Man (Most Walls Crashed Through):
The Angry One:
Everybody's Friend: Silk
The Class Clown:
Most Photogenic: Silk/Kazuya XD
Internet Superhero/Computer Geek: After seeing Brandon's (Mekiel Echigo) choice, Kazuya. >.> Stereotype...
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Post by Amakusa Takehiro on Jan 3, 2012 11:46:29 GMT -8
Scariest: Patrick. Not scary as in "Holy shit I hope he doesn't see me oh GAWD" but what he does to a person's head. Cutest/Least Intimidating: Orion <3 Most Cunning: Imma go with Leon Slowest: Isaac, maybe. Strongest: Leon. Weakest: Ki's pretty weak. Most Violent: Orion. Most Beaten Up: Orion. Most Intelligent: That I've really RP'd with? Leon. Most Clueless: Orion. =[ Most Helpful: Leon. Most Useless: Adam. Most Likely To Become Successful: Shugo's already successful. Not that matters in Apocalypse. Most Likely To End Up In Jail: Patty-rick. Most Likely To Turn Gay: Orion. Most Likely To Turn You Gay: Patty-rick. He's got a way with the mind. Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Barker! He can take Takky D= Most Likely To Die A Week After Graduation: No more school! But maybe Orion. Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: Orion. Most Likely To Be A Furry: Orion. Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Mekiel. Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Mekiel. It's comin'. Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: Shugo. Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Takehiro did throw someone out a window. And in another window. >_> Most Likely To Become The Leader Of A Terrorist Organization: Patrick. Freshmen of the Year: No school! D8 Sophomore of the Year: ^ Junior of the Year: ^ Senior of the Year: ^ The Sexiest Beast (Male): Since "Beast" is in there, I have to say Takehiro. Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Will be filled. The Kinky One: Kev. >_> The Peacekeeper: Do we... have a peacekeeper? The Troublemaker: Orion. The Kool-Aid Man (Most Walls Crashed Through): Takehiro crashed through a wall or two!  The Angry One: Orion. Everybody's Friend: Barker. The Class Clown: Mekky was a dumb. Most Photogenic: Uhm. Mischa looks photogenic. Internet Superhero/Computer Geek: Kazzy's asian.
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Van
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Nutrition Facts:
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Post by Van on Feb 20, 2012 13:51:43 GMT -8
The contest is now has been closed for a ludicrously long time. Thank you for voting!
Because of the scarcity of votes, some categories have no clear winner; if there was a tie between three or more characters, the category is null.
Superlatives
Scariest: Vespyr
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Silk Sanada and Edward Clementine
Most Cunning: Vespyr
Slowest: Isaac Hellman
Strongest: Leon Sudeki and Gabriel Seran
Weakest: "Teal"
Most Violent: Vespyr
Most Beaten Up: --
Most Intelligent: Vespyr
Most Clueless: Orion Smith
Most Helpful: Jaus Valentine
Most Useless: Adam Silver
'Most Likely To...'
Most Likely To Become Successful: Shugo Yuy
Most Likely To End Up In Jail: Patrick O'Connor
Most Likely To Turn Gay: "Unfettered" Winters
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: "Unfettered" Winters
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Vespyr
Most Likely To Die A Week After Graduation: --
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: --
Most Likely To Be A Furry: Dots
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Adam Silver
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Orion Smith
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: Leon Sudeki
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: --
Most Likely To Become The Leader Of A Terrorist Organization: Vespyr
Class Awards
Freshmen of the Year: --
Sophomore of the Year: --
Junior of the Year: --
Senior of the Year: -- (Categories obsolete)
The Sexiest Beast (Male): Kazuya Hikari
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Silk Sanada
The Kinky One: Kevala
The Peacekeeper: Saint
The Troublemaker: Orion Smith
The Kool-Aid Man (Most Walls Crashed Through): Takehiro and "Green"
The Angry One: Orion Smith
Everybody's Friend: Silk Sanada
The Class Clown: Adam Silver
Most Photogenic: Silk Sanada
Internet Superhero/Computer Geek: Kazuya Hikari
And, as promised, here are your prizes...
- +1 CHA for Edward Clementine
- +1 CHA for Silk Sanada
- +1 DEX for Isaac Hellman
- +1 STR for "Teal"
- +1 INT for Orion Smith
- +1 WIS for Adam Silver
Thank you for participating! Summer 2012 Awards will begin at the end of August.
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