WHY I OUGHTA-- [Leon, apparently.]

[Aryn Valcoph]

With a random thought in mind to find Leon, Aryn finds herself meandering - but with purpose! - around Leon's kingdom.

[Mr. Kaar]

Leon would be there 'watching Aryn.

"Well, guess what?"

[Aryn Valcoph]

Creeper McCreeperson.

Aryn simply raises an eyebrow.

"...this isn't a trick question where I start to answer and you do something stupid like falcon punch me, is it?"

[Mr. Kaar]

"Nope."

He'd put on his best derp face.

[Aryn Valcoph]

Oh. Good.

"Hm. You want me to make a sacrificial offering to the Pizza God."

Smirk.

[Mr. Kaar]

"Pizza god takes sacrifice in the form of pizza, or voluptuous tah-tahs."

Leon would say before taking up a mock boxing stance.

"But for now, I have a better idea. Show how much you've learned. Special rule is I wont hurt you. Unless you want it."

[Aryn Valcoph]

"...well fuck me sideways."

Aryn tilts her head to the side.

"And all sorts of other ways."

Staaaaaaaaaare.

She opened her mouth, just about like she was going to say she did, and then flicks her tongue out, passing the tip over her lips and pulling it back inside.

"We'll see~"

Fuck it--she twists around for a quick but simply roundhouse kick, aiming for his jaw with a torque to her core to add more power to it.

[Mr. Kaar]

Leon would duck twist and slide under the kick to end up behind her with his hand on her left butt cheek.

"Good kick. Used all the right muscles."

[Aryn Valcoph]

Trolling. He's obviously trolling her now that Mathew's off in God-lan--

She smirks and drives an elbow straight back, aiming for his solar plexus, or his chest would suffice before whirling in an attempt to grab his head and plant his lips face on her knee.

"Damnit, trying to distract me?"

Maybe pain would be better...then agaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiin~

[Mr. Kaar]

Leon takes the hit and is grabbed and pulled down, one hand goes to grab the knee going for his face, the other goes up around and grabs her chest.

"Nope."

Derp face

[Aryn Valcoph]

Straight face.

"You're killin' me, Leon."

She falls back in a roll-like throw to lob him off of her, springing back to her feet by pushing off her hands if she's successful. Maybe even landing on Leon's stomach. Or she could just end up on top.

...still worked for her.

[Mr. Kaar]

Leon would scramble quickly while she was in the air so when she landed she was on his face instead.

"Mflrflgh"

[Aryn Valcoph]

Maybe she should be nice and get off of his face...

Sounds like a plan!

She collapses her knees to drive her elbow down in a drop to his stomach.

[Mr. Kaar]

Taking the hit Leon really couldn't see what she was doing anyways.

He'd bring his arms in to molest her ass as he lifted and attempted to roll Aryn to one side.

[Aryn Valcoph]

Aryn has her ass molested and turned to her side! She mumbles something under her breath and reaches back, looking to grab one of his hands and either dislocate or snap some fingers. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Just 'cause she enjoyed him grabbing her ass didn't mean she'd let him.