Van
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Post by Van on Nov 15, 2012 0:46:54 GMT -8
Back by popular demand! =D Let's do this thing.
Rules
- You may either vote OOC (based on how YOU feel about others' characters) or IC (how your characters feel about other characters). However, please only post from ONE of your accounts.
- Voting for NPCs is allowed.
- Be a good sport— and no hard feelings. Even awards like Weakest and Most Useless are meant to be taken in good humor =D
and you get spiffy prizes, so who cares!
- You may only vote for one person in each individual award, but you may vote for the same person for multiple awards. Heck, you could vote for the same person for all of the awards. (But you won’t because no one is that awesome.) You can even vote for yourself. But share the love. Voting only for currently active characters is advised because there are prizes to be claimed, but you're still allowed to vote for whoever you want.
- You don’t have to vote for every award. Leaving an award blank is fine, even though a pony dies for every blank you leave.
- You may either post your ballot here or PM it to me; however, the former is preferred. It’s more fun when you get to see what other people think.
- As you may have noticed, there are no ‘Best Roleplayer’ or ‘Best Fighter’ awards. We don’t want anyone’s ego getting inflated here— you’re all awesome, and you can all be the best roleplayers or the best fighters in your own right.
- Any votes that are unclear, or that have more than one character listed for a single award, will not be counted.
- You may add your own 'joke' categories at the end of your ballot, but they won't be counted in the final tally.
Superlatives (With Consolation Prizes!)
Scariest:
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Award: +1 CHA
Most Cunning:
Slowest: Award: +1 DEX
Strongest:
Weakest: Award: +1 STR
Most Violent:
Most Beaten Up: Award: +1 CON
Most Intelligent:
Most Clueless: Award: +1 INT
Most Helpful:
Biggest Nuisance: Award: +1 WIS
'Most Likely To...'
Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse:
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten:
Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker:
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat:
Most Likely To Turn Gay:
Most Likely To Turn You Gay:
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now:
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week:
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body:
Most Likely To Be A Furry:
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public:
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown:
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose:
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window:
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise:
Most Likely To Die Without The Internet:
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident:
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming:
Class Awards:
The Sexiest Beast (Male):
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female):
The Kinky One:
The Peacekeeper:
The Troublemaker:
Captain Hobo:
The Angry One:
Everybody's Friend:
The Class Clown:
The Recluse In The Corner:
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek:
Here is your ballot. Copy/paste this and fill it in with your votes, then post it here or PM it to me by the end of Sunday, December 23rd. Have fun!~
[b]Scariest:[/b]
[b]Cutest/Least Intimidating:[/b]
[b]Most Cunning:[/b]
[b]Slowest:[/b]
[b]Strongest:[/b]
[b]Weakest:[/b]
[b]Most Violent:[/b]
[b]Most Beaten Up:[/b]
[b]Most Intelligent:[/b]
[b]Most Clueless:[/b]
[b]Most Helpful:[/b]
[b]Biggest Nuisance:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Turn Gay:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Turn [i]You[/i] Gay:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Be A Furry:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Die Without The Internet:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming:[/b]
[b]The Sexiest Beast (Male):[/b]
[b]Hottest Piece of Ass (Female):[/b]
[b]The Kinky One:[/b]
[b]The Peacekeeper:[/b]
[b]The Troublemaker:[/b]
[b]Captain Hobo:[/b]
[b]The Angry One:[/b]
[b]Everybody's Friend:[/b]
[b]The Class Clown:[/b]
[b]The Recluse In The Corner:[/b]
[b]Internet Superhero/Technology Geek:[/b]
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Mr. Kaar
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Post by Mr. Kaar on Nov 15, 2012 2:16:11 GMT -8
My vote will be IC Scariest: Vespyr - "You know, I passed this woman once before the apocolypse, never got her name, but... The aura of killing intent..." -shudders- Cutest/Least Intimidating: Kiyrie Barrial "Seriousely.... Your like a lost, sick, sad puppy. I just want to hug you and tell you everything will be alright." Most Cunning: Kiyrie Barrial "Yeah, your a lost, sick, sad puppy until I turn around... Fuckin hobbits." Slowest: Raikotsu Sudeki "Hahahahahaha. I remember those weights. Just wait until your wearing seven hundred pounds on each limb!" Strongest: "When I find him I'll let you know." Weakest: "Again, I still need to figure this one out." Most Violent: "As a matter of fact... I gotta say Marcus Prasad. This actually makes me proud." Most Beaten Up: Raikotsu Sudeki "Poor little nephew and his shnozz." Most Intelligent: "Mr. Winters. Still impresses me even now." Most Clueless: "What?" Most Helpful: "Mmmm, Delilah Black. She tends to the people, gains allies through talks of peace and nagotiations, and leads a band of merry men while keeping relations strong between each allied faction. Gotta say she has quite the rep." Biggest Nuisance: "Theres a Dragonling running around... Can;t recall his name proper. Jackson I think it was. I just.... Wanted to punch him in the shnozz." Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse: "At least one person from the big groups." Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: "We eat the flesh of the Asiv, we gain its power!" Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker: "I think Mathew already did." Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: -dances around with head hat.- "What?" Most Likely To Turn Gay: "Unfettered and Vincent where rolling around and making out... Yes we heard that all the way in Dragon Territory." Most Likely To Turn You Gay: "For some reason.... Bastille." Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: "Bastille... See previouse vote." Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Sidervib "That guy named Apple." Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: -stops rubbing dirty body.- "What?" Most Likely To Be A Furry: -takes off costume- "What?" Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: -Pulls pants up- "What?" Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: -rocks back and forth in a corner- "What?" Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: -is wearing moose skull helmet- "What?"Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: -closes window- "What?" Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Sidervib Most Likely To Die Without The Internet: "Mathew and Bastille's offspring." Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: "Mr. Asiv... Some of his herbal medicine.... Seriousely." Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: -puts down warning sign of the earth on fire- "What?" The Sexiest Beast (Male): "Dunno." Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): "Bastille. Dat ass." The Kinky One: "Mathew. Likes them submissive.... At everything." The Peacekeeper: "What?" The Troublemaker: "My nephew. Raikotsu." Captain Hobo: "That Dragonling again... Jackson." The Angry One: -waves you in closer- >_>..... <_<..... "Bastille." Everybody's Friend: "Delilah again. Hangs with everyone." The Class Clown: "Raikotsu, even though it's gonna get him killed.... By the next person he mouths off to." The Recluse In The Corner: "Something about this one screams Orion." Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: "The Crows. They keep bringing tech back legit." |
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Orion
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Craftsman extraordinaire
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Post by Orion on Nov 15, 2012 17:23:07 GMT -8
A mix of OOC and IC!
Scariest: Vespyr. "I can feel the bloodlust..."
Cutest/Least Intimidating:... Currently? Kyrie. "Tiny person is tiny."
Most Cunning: ... Eh. Ima say Kyrie as well. "Midget has intelligence"
Slowest: ... One of the noobs? *checks* F it, Tuvlan. "Random guess"
Strongest: Oh shit... ... ... Leon hasn't done anything, so... Mathew. "Like a boss."
Weakest: ... can't really say this one.
Most Violent: ... can't tell, less violence this time.
Most Beaten Up: Less violence.
Most Intelligent: Orion votes for himself. "Alcohol plus gasoline plus matches..."
Most Clueless: ... Dunno. "We all relatively understand that this is hell..."
Most Helpful: ... shit, don't wanna vote for myself... Oh well. Orion. "I serve as an ambassador and diplomat."
Biggest Nuisance: Barker. "IT'S ALL HIS FAULT *rage*"
Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse: ... All of us?
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Huh... Tough question. Imma say Levi. "Just because he doesn't seem to have the will to kill himself before getting eaten alive after being captured."
Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker: Asiv. "He's plotting something..."
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: ... Vespyr. "Scary bloody mary. We say blood mary in the mirror? We get Vespyr."
Most Likely To Turn Gay: *chuckle* MR. WINTERS
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: No. Straight up, no.
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Vespyr. She's the most psychopathic.
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: ... Shugo's kid?
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: ... Leon. "*breaks fourth wall* See above post.*
Most Likely To Be A Furry: In all seriousness? Leon is actually a dragon. "*compares Leon to Laxus from Fairy Tail* All we need is for Leon to eat lightning..."
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: ... Any of the chicks that actually wear skirts?
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Tough call... Imma check everyone on that box.
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: I don't think so...
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Mathew. "I think he has thrown someone out a window..."
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Orion. "... what? Just because I glow? IT'S THE GLOWING, ISN'T IT!"
Most Likely To Die Without The Internet: ... I thought internet didn't exist anymore? OOC-wise, Delilah. For the hell of it.
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: Barker. "He caused Fallout, he'll probably cause Resident Evil. Only with no guns."
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming:... What is this global warming you speak of?
The Sexiest Beast (Male): Not answering.
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female):... Honestly, Aryn. "Chick runs a brothel for a reason."
The Kinky One: Aryn. "She slept with the living electric eel..."
The Peacekeeper: Tsubame. "She's made her intentions clear."
The Troublemaker: ehm... Orion. "*looks up from ledger with pencil* Hey! There are plenty of bars left besides the ones I destroyed!"
Captain Hobo:... Huh?
The Angry One: Kiyoshi.
Everybody's Friend: Orion. "Diplomat. Just saying."
The Class Clown: ... Any of the Dragons, really.
The Recluse In The Corner: Kyrie.
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: ... No.
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Date Masamune™
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The Ex-Knight of 552
Bullet to the rrrrrrrrrrrr
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OOC Name: Shugo
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Post by Date Masamune™ on Nov 17, 2012 22:25:00 GMT -8
Scariest: "No one."
Cutest/Least Intimidating: "I don't know. Does it matter?"
Most Cunning: "As much as I hate to admit it, Mathew's pretty smart."
Slowest: "I don't know. Orion I guess."
Strongest: "Leon."
Weakest: "Orion. He hasn't finished his training yet."
Most Violent: "Anyone out on the streets."
Most Beaten Up: "Barker's patrol."
Most Intelligent: "Mathew again."
Most Clueless: "By now. Everyone's got a handle of the situation."
Most Helpful: "Kiyoshi's been a great help to me so far."
Biggest Nuisance: "Barker's guards."
Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse: "We are ALL going to make it out of here."
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: "I'm not going to let that happen to anyone."
Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker: "...No one."
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: "...The Gods."
Most Likely To Turn Gay: "Valo."
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: "Tch.. No one."
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: "Barker would be the only one who could kill me."
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: "Orion. Once again. Kid needs to finish his training."
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: "Wh-what? Isn't this supposed to be serious?!"
Most Likely To Be A Furry: "Valo."
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: "Valo."
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: "...No comment."
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: "I know I met a canadian here somewhere..."
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: "There are still windows? I thought we broke them all."
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: "I had to convince everyone at the refugee camp that Orion wasn't toxic."
Most Likely To Die Without The Internet: "There's still internet?"
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: "Orion and his toxic waste."
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: "...No one."
The Sexiest Beast (Male): "...No."
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): "I don't know. I've had more important things on my mind."
The Kinky One: "I'm ignoring you now."
The Peacekeeper: "I'd like to think everyone's doing their fair share, but Tsubame's standing above it all."
The Troublemaker: "Orion."
Captain Hobo: "Well... Kazuya is living in a run down dojo..."
The Angry One: "It's going to be me if this doesn't end soon."
Everybody's Friend: "Nobody has friends anymore. Only allies."
The Class Clown: "No one. There is no class. The school blew up."
The Recluse In The Corner: "Tsubame's pretty closed up in her corner of the map."
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: "I'm leaving."
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Van
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Post by Van on Nov 18, 2012 4:11:57 GMT -8
Note: if you are too lazy to read all of this i'll be sad, but i also don't blame you. Compiled results are at the bottom.)
OH DEAR GOD DOES IT EVER END [/b]
An envelope appears on the doorstep of an abandoned restaurant. Another is wedged in the crack of the door of a third-floor apartment several blocks away. A third, blown in a doorless doorway by a light breeze, lands quietly on a legless table-top in the middle of the tile floor. Inside is each envelope is an invitation, addressed to a total of five individuals, none of whom have any idea what its business is about, nor have any clue about the identity of the sender. The invitation is to a mandatory conference of some sort. There is no address listed, the only instruction being quite simple and clear, albeit still perplexing as hell: " Go to sleep. Meet me in the café." They would lay the invitation aside with strange thoughts rampant in their heads. One of the invitees couldn't even read, and used the envelope and the enclosed invitation as fodder for his cooking fire that evening. But even he, along with the rest, would eventually do as the letter instructed and go to sleep. . . . It is raining. The wet parking lot is empty. All the shops are closed, shadows in the windows, silence within-- all except for one. A light remains in the bookstore, illuminating the empty café, chairs stacked upside-down on the table-tops… except in the very corner by the tall glass window, where two tables have been pushed together and six chairs are arranged neatly around them. All the chairs are empty except for one, but all that is visible of the seated figure is his or her legs, for a poster in the window blocks out the rest. Black jeans and boots are the only telling of who it is, whom no one recognizes. "'Meet me in the café?'" Vincent reiterates, staring across the parking lot, through the tall windows. Vespyr stands beside him, beneath an umbrella that her twin had somehow been holding when they arrived. Neither remember arriving at all. The two silhouettes advance toward the bookstore, pull open the doors, and step inside. The café is to their right and they walk toward it, the soles of their boots squeaking on the beige, green, and brown tile floor. Vespyr does not look amused, but rather curious, her violet eyes fixed on the stranger they are approaching. He does not look familiar at all, at least from behind. Vespyr seats herself across the two tables from him, and Vincent seats himself to her left. Two pairs of violet eyes inspect the face of their mysterious host, a rather androgynous young man who looks a few years younger, with a shock of ash blonde hair covering his right eye, a pair of dark turquoise horns curving out from either side of his slack mohawk, several silver rings in his ears and a stud dotting the space between his chin and lower lip. He says nothing as the twins sit down, apparently distracted by whatever he's writing in the small journal his hands press to the table in their concentration. The double-doors to the bookstore open again, leading the twins to flick their violet eyes away from their innominate host for a moment. Here come Cain and Ari, the latter being used as an umbrella by the former, held up lengthwise above the red-eyed man's head to keep his spiky black hair from getting soaked. The teen, meanwhile, drips profusely from his long black mop of raven-black hair but has otherwise given up struggling at this point. Cain sets him down and steps into the café, wearing jeans and his leather jacket, which he wipes rain drops off of with his hands before sitting down at the table to Vespyr's right, directly across form Vincent. He grins at everyone, including the stranger, who still hasn't looked up from his business with the journal. Ari sits down beside the young man and stares awkwardly out of the corner of his grey-blue eyes, and spends the next minute or so trying to calm down his hair so he can see better. "We havin' a party or somethin?" Cain asks, pulling out his cigarettes and flicking his eyes over to Vespyr and Vincent. The latter shrugs. Vespyr is still staring at the stranger across the table, her eyes fixed with strange intensity. Cain's ruby gaze shifts between the twins for a moment, and he, also, shrugs when he realizes he won't be getting an answer. He hands the pack of cigarettes to Vincent across the table, fishing around with his other hand in his pocket for a lighter. "Want one?" he mumbles, and Vincent nods, and Cain fetches the flame for the both of them while the rain continues to tap with calm patience on the stones outside. The stranger at the end of the table lifts his head and pulls a purple Blackberry from his right jeans pocket, checking the time. It is 3:01 in the morning. He furrows his brow and leans toward the window, looking past the poster, peering into the dark rain-soaked parking lot. There is a figure wandering about out there. "Oh, i forgot he can't read," the young man says, much to the confusion of everyone else. He turns to his left. "Ari, could you go grab him? Thanks."The boy, startled that the stranger knows his name, gets up and does as he's asked without even questioning. The thick soles of his boots squeak timidly as he makes his way out of the bookstore. About a minute later, he returns with a rather perplexed-looking Jaq following close behind him. The man's grey hood is up over his head but it's soaked, and when he pulls it down onto his shoulders his flaxen blonde hair is a little damp from the rain. He flicks his yellow eyes curiously at everyone, the horned stranger in particular, and just stands there until the young man raises his brow and points to the vacant chair at his right. Jaq sits. Everyone stares at their host. "Okay, so. Awards." the stranger says with a sigh, clasping his hands decisively on the table. . . . Coffee steam and cigarette smoke hovered like a cloud of warm fog around the two conjoined tables. For the better part of an hour, the host had explained everything to the five individuals in elaborate, albeit scatterbrained detail: what the awards were for, who the other individuals were that were eligible to receive them, their personalities and what they had been up to over the past year, etcetera, etcetera. Some of the other 'characters' were familiar, some were strangers, but by the end of the discussion all would be considered. It was also mentioned repeatedly by the idiosyncratic young man with the horns, that they would remember none of this when they woke up. None of it.
"Okay, so. First is 'Scariest'."[/b] "Me." Vespyr said, the first to speak. Everyone at the table glanced at her with a raised brow, but after a moment, found that they didn't disagree. "Well, if you win it again this year, it'll be the third time in a row.""Really.""Yeah. Go for gold."
"Cutest and/or least intimidating."[/b] "Everybody's least intimidating. No one is intimidating." Vespyr insisted. "Yeah, but, you gotta choose--""What is intimnaday… imtimnidating? Imtinidating?""Means I scare the shit outta you.""But you do not scare me. Anymore.""Yeah but that's what it means. So who scares the shit outta ya the least.""Oh. Um…"[/b] There was much silence, as everyone seemed to have difficulty deciding. What ever happened to that little red-haired kid? Eddie, i think?" Vincent asked. "Eh?"
"You know, the tiny one. Who shot corpses at our house for one of his tests."
"I have no idea who you're talking about." Vespyr insisted, in an eerily monotone voice. Everyone stared at her. Everyone except for Ari, who was staring into his lap, nervously avoiding the conversation. What had happened to Eddie? Nobody spoke for a long moment. "…Leta's pretty docile, I guess." Vincent suggested. "The blind chick? Yeah, she's kinda cute."
"Very nice girl."
"Okay let's go with Leta, and move on."
"Most cunning."[/b] "Me." Vespyr said, stone-faced. "Yeah, you won it last time but i'm gonna say no for fairness' sake. Besides, you're really impulsive."[/b] Vespyr shrugged and sipped her coffee. "Teal, then.Jaq's brow was furrowed. "Cunning?"
"Think… Gilbert Pike, only if he'd actually succeeded instead of losing his shit when he realized his plan was falling apart."
"Oh.""i think Teal is pretty cunning." Ari agreed, going back to Vespyr's point. But the boy was frowning a little. "it's really fucking aggravating.""He is. But you just don't like being psychoanalyzed."[/b] "no, i don't-- hey. How do you know that?""Shh. I know things."[/b] Ari narrowed his eyes. "Teal it is, then."[/b]
"Slowest?""…Is that like, literally slow, or…" "I think the connotation is 'retarded'." "Like Tuvlan."[/b] Vespyr shot Leech an unwelcome glare. "Like… uh."There was no agreement to be had about that one.
"Strongest.""Patches." "Patches?""Patches?""Patches. =3"[/b]
"Weakest.""Allen."[/b] Ari glanced up at Vespyr, and then at everyone else, surprised he wasn't the first name mentioned (although he noticed Cain raising his brow incredulously, as if about to). He felt a small swell of triumph. "…His bones are like the consistency of uncooked pasta." Vincent mumbled, narrowing his eyes a little as he stared off into space. Everyone pictured it, and found themselves nodding in agreement.
"Most… violent."Everybody glanced at Vespyr. Leech grinned. Vincent gave a nervous smile. Ari warily looked away and Jaq raised his brow and nodded. Vespyr wasn't even paying attention, though, staring through wisps of smoke coiling off the end of her cigarette, gazing into the rain outside. The host rolled his eyes and jotted her down in his notebook without even bothering to ask.
"Most beaten up?"Several people frowned. "…Saul?"Jaq glanced up at Ari and then averted his gaze elsewhere, his face blank. Leech chuckled. "Yeah, Jackie did quite a number on him that one time. Didn't ya, Jackie? You beat the kid up pretty bad, huh. All his teeth fell out." he grinned, leaning forward onto the table, taunting the man with his smile. Jaq furrowed his brow and shot the red-eyed man a dark look. "Just followed orders." he snapped in his thick accent, his voice terse, his stomach clenched with a sort of angry guilt. "I did worse." Vespyr stated, matter-of-factly. Her eyes were fixed on Jaq but there was no emotion in them, no trace that she intended to make him feel better by saying so. She was only telling the truth. "You did indeed."Uncomfortable silence.
"Most intelligent." the host continued, with a sigh. He glanced at Jaq as the man opened his mouth speak, and tapped the shaved side of his head with the end of his pen. "Smart."Jaq mouthed 'oh' and nodded, crossing his arms as he leaned back in his chair. Vincent lit another cigarette and stared into his coffee. "…Unfettered is pretty smart." he suggested. Vespyr turned and gave her brother a grin. "Because you're fond of him."Vincent blushed. The unnamed host grinned and stared at him warmly. "It's true, though. He's smart, and he's tricky. Much like Teal. You can't argue with that, can you Vespyr?" he said with a wink and a strange, knowing smile. Vespyr narrowed her violet eyes at him. "You know too much." she hissed. The boy with the horns only grinned wider and flicked his gaze down to the journal, scribbling down names.
"Most clueless."A sudden, stifled laugh turned everyone's attention to Ari's side of the table. Even the host raised his brow at the boy. "What's so funny, princess?"The stifled grin fell away from Ari's face and he cleared his throat. "…well, Saul and i were walking this one time… and i said something about how isn't it weird that we eat people, and he goes, 'we eat people?'"Quiet snickering all across the table as everyone peered down into the coffee and grinned. Oh, Saul.
"Most helpful?""Tah helped teach me English." Jaq offered, earnestly. All across the table, brows raised. "Didn't do a very good job," Leech chuckled, the cigarette bouncing on his bottom lip. Jaq shrugged with a coy grin, admitting it was true. "Tuvlan comes along when I go hunting sometimes and he helps me butcher the carcasses." Vespyr added. Everyone stared at her in silence. "…Butchering humans is hard work. And Tuvlan is a good boy.""Yes. Yes he is."
"Biggest nuisance." the young man said, chuckling, setting down the pen and leaning back into the chair. He flicked his gaze over to Leech, who had grown somewhat bored and was singeing the tips of Ari's hair with the end of his cigarette, the boy distracted by the rain that had begun to fall more heavily outside. "Leech." Vespyr decided. The red-eyed man stopped burning Ari's hair and looked up. "Eh?"
"You're a nuisance."
Fuck yes I am," the man grinned. Oh, how he missed those little morning-after conversations he used to have with her over the radio every time he'd kidnapped one of the new recruits and kept them hostage in his bed overnight. Vespyr had given up demanding them back, and in defeat told him just to bring them back whenever he was done. Good times. Jaq and Ari didn't look very amused. The host grinned, and scribbled in his notebook.
"Who is most likely to survive the apocalypse?"Vespyr glanced at her twin assertively. "Us.""You're immortal, you don't count.""You're immortal? Bullshit.""So are you, you just don't know it yet."[/b] Everyone stared at the host in startled silence. The young man set down his pen and quickly changed the subject. "I'd argue Jaq for this one. The man's made it halfway around the world for the past ten years on his own, with next to nothing but the clothes on his back, and sometimes not even that-- the time he was strapped to the belly of a camel and sent off across the desert, naked as a baby. Almost died, but he made it. He's dealt with every possible type of climate, culture, you name it, he's been through it. Classic survivor type. He's gonna live forever."More silence. Jaq stared at the young man, his brow furrowed, yellow eyes wide with suspicion. "How you know all that." he demanded. The horned boy just smiled and patted the foreigner's hand. "Keh ra'uthens kah-- sorry, my accent sucks. Kaehen is hard."… "He went across the desert naked?""Don't get any ideas."
"Most likely to be captured by Barker soldiers, or killed and eaten… in this case, i'm guessing, by you guys.""That girl i killed."The host turned to Vespyr. "That's terribly vague, you've killed thousands of people, and more than half of them were probably girls. The one you're referring to was Fox. And she doesn't count because obviously, you've already killed her.""Blaze, then." "Fair enough. He did just kind of wander a hair's width away from certain death, and would have made it all the way if Fleesh hadn't turned him around. Not to mention all of this took place in the heart of Barker territory. It could have been one or the other, easily--capture or cannibalism--and i'm surprised he got off with neither."[/b]
"Most likely to write love letters to Sean Barker."Everyone stared at their host like he was an idiot. "…Who came up with these categories?"Their host stared at Vincent, straight faced. …Yeah, he'd come up with that one.
"Most likely to wear the enemy's head as a hat."All eyes to Vespyr, completely unsurprisingly. She just shrugged in a 'been there, done that' sort of way and sipped her coffee.
"Most likely to turn gay?"Everyone looked at each other with a raised brow. "…Well we can pretty much rule out anyone here. Vespyr hates females with a passion, so that'll never happen. Vincent is already as gay as it gets (i love you Vin but seriously man you're gayer than i am and that's no easy feat). Cain is… well, he'll fuck anybody whether they like it or not. Jaq was raised in a bisexual culture so he's already got a foot in the door and Ari, well… I'm sorry you're kind of a twink. It's not your fault, but you are kind of stuck in that position for now." the young man finished off with an accusing glance at Leech. Someone sipped their coffee in awkward silence. Vincent cleared his throat, his face a warmer shade of embarrassment already. "…Well, there's Unfettered."The host pursed his lips in thought for a moment. "Well… technically that fact has already been established, buuut… for the sake of how hilarious it was when he got outed by Del and Bastille, we'll put that aside."
"Now. Who's most likely to turn you gay."Ari narrowed his eyes and turned his face to Cain. The man looked as smug as ever, so confident in himself that he didn't even need to say anything. Vincent stared across the table at him rather nervously. "…It takes talent." the host mumbled.
"Most likely to-- actually for the sake of my wellbeing and the continuance of this meeting, i won't tempt her to prove my point.."
"Most likely to die if left alone for a week.""Asthma."[/b] "hey."Everyone including the host gave him a skeptical look. The boy frowned and sunk further into his chair.
"Most likely to rub vas-- you know what, no." the host scribbled out the last line in his notebook, shaking his head, wondering why he keeps including that category still. It never results in anything but mental images that he can't unsee later.
The next category was almost just as bad, "Most likely to be a furry…""Furry? Like animal? There are lots of cats--"
"No, like… uh. Yeah never mind. We'll just go with Fox."[/color]
"Most likely to not wear pants in public?"Leech grinned. Vincent stared at him and frowned. The host rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Most likely to have a mental breakdown?" the most continued, then narrowed his eyes subtly at Vespyr. She gave him a 'what?' look and he shrugged, averting his gaze. "Saul kinda… already head one, I think." Cain said, scratching his head with a strange look on his face. The host gave a sympathetic look and tapped his pen on the notebook. "Well, he was sleepwalking, but… i definitely get your point."
"Uhm…""What.""Most likely to have ridden and eaten a moose."'Uhm' indeed.
"Most likely to throw someone out a window? Bastille, maybe?"…yeah. Everyone nodded. The girl had spunk.
"Most likely to… be an extraterrestrial life form in disguise.""…Uh, you, maybe?"The host tapped his horns with the end of his pen and gave Vincent a grin. "Shitty disguise, wouldn't you say.""Touché."
"Sean fuckin' Barker. I'm no conspiracy theorist but the man's a fuckin' invader." Nods all around. Sean Barker. What was his deal, anyways?
"Most likely to die without the internet."… "What is the internet?"
"Most likely to initiate the zombie apocalypse by accident."Vespyr shifted in her seat and crossed her legs the other way. She sipped her coffee and stared out the window. The host looked up from his notebook to give her a stern glare. "No more dead dogs." he said, cryptic. Only Vespyr would understand, and she threw him a dark look with a raised brow. He left the space blank.
"Most likely to still give a shit about global warming."Everyone looked at the young man skeptically, and he shrugged, then jotted down the only thing he could think of.
"We're almost done, i swear. Next is… the sexiest beast. This category is for males only.""…Unfettered.""Right on. Objections?"Leech grinned to himself, knowing full well that he was the sexiest beast, but he didn't need an award to prove it. Not even Vespyr objected to Vincent's suggestion, though… she just rolled her eyes a little and bit her lip, staring into her coffee.
The host cleared his throat. "Hottest piece of ass."Before Cain could say anything, the young man cut in to elaborate. "Females only."Vespyr narrowed her eyes in disgust at the thought of it. Vincent stared at her, then at the table, completely at a loss. Jaq had tilted his head and was too lost in thought to answer. Ari bit his lip a little and found himself slightly startled that he hadn't given thought to that in a really long time. Maybe i am gay, he thought. Cain, meanwhile, was busy daydreaming and wouldn't answer. The host shrugged, at a loss as well, and moved on to the next category.
"The kinky one."… "…Unfettered made me wear women's underwear and pretend i was a courtesan." Vincent finally spoke up, with a straight face. Everyone stared at him. Vespyr looked slightly horrified. Leech's eyebrows were raised suggestively. Ari's jaw dropped a little at his commander, hardly believing what he'd just heard. Jaq had no idea what Vincent was talking about but he felt the awkward tension, and he had ideas. The host just grinned and scribbled in his notebook.
"Uh… peacekeeper. I'd say Saul, based on his role as auspistice between Quinn and Allen."Confused looks. The host sighed. "I'm guessing none of you ever read Homestuck."That would be a no. "Er. Okay. We need our resident Homestuck geek to explain this then, because i sure as hell can't."The young man leaned back in his chair and turned toward the window, where another figure had appeared in the rain. Naturally, she ran quickly toward the lighted store to get out of the rain, and trotted into the café at the promise of familiar faces. The young woman was Beatrice Lawrence, or commonly known by the rest of the Rogues as "Mace". She was blonde-haired and blue-eyed, somewhat petite, had a sunny but mischievous demeanor, and was by far the most out of place character in all of Rogues-- or so it would seem. She was one hell of a thief, though, lying her way out of any situation, and was a little scary when she had throwing knives at her disposal, so she was kept around for her talents… …But along with the talent, came the girl's interests: anime. My Little Pony. Hetalia. Homestuck. Things that no one wanted to hear about, but if asked, they would never hear the end of. "~Hey guys! Who's this? OMG YOU'VE GOT HORNS THAT IS SO FUCKING CUTE CAN I TOUCH THEM?!!"The host winced, immediately regretting his decision to bring Mace into the conference. Everyone else winced a little bit too, except for Leech, who was staring at their host's horns with interest gleaming in his red eyes. "…I'd really rather you didn't. I do have a question for you though.""~Aww okay. Shoot.""Dare i ask… what role does an auspistice play in the relationship of hate between two individuals?"[/b][/color] The girl's face lit up. Her hands fluttered about in excitement. "OH. OH. Okay so, an auspistice is sort of like a mediator between enemies that keeps--"
"Right, i remember now. That's enough. Thanks, you can go now."[/color] The irritated host snapped his fingers and the girl vanished. Silence ensued. "That seemed like a pretty simple explanation." Vespyr teased, narrowing her eyes. "I'm a terrible Homestuck fan, alright. I can't even be bothered to read pesterlogs half the time."Of course, no one knew what the bloody fuck he was talking about.
Rubbing his temples with his fingers, the young man sighed. They were so close to being finished. "Troublemaker," he sighed. "All of you. Okay, moving along."
"Captain… hobo?"Vespyr yawned. "Tuvlan. Can we go now?""We're almost done, i swear. Please don't kill me."
"The angry one.""It's going to be me, if this doesn't end soon.""Bear with me. There are just a few more.""…Delilah, maybe?" Vincent suggested, recalling the woman's shrill, accusing screams he'd had the pleasure of waking up to one morning while he was staying with "Unfettered". Vincent exchanged a glance with the young man who was jotting all of this down. The boy nodded slowly.
"Everybody's friend?"Leech smiled, but everyone shook their heads. "Do you people even know what friends are?""No." Vespyr answered, crossing her arms and giving the young man a cold stare. He shivered and kept his eyes to his paper.
"The class clown." "What class.""It's like a figure of speech for--""I know what it means, you idiot. It's idiotic. All of this is idiotic. Are we done yet.""So… close…"
"The… recluse in the corner." The horned boy looked up, fixing his eyes on Vincent. "…Why me?""You know why. Corner table. Black Russian."Vincent paled a little and shrunk into his seat, only proving the boy's point.
"…Internet superhero slash technology geek?"Everyone shook their heads. The host frowned. "Long live the internet." he muttered, scribbling.
The boy set his pen down decisively on the table and pulled the phone out of his pocket. It was a little past five in the morning, but the sky outside hadn't lightened a bit because of all the rain. Also because this was a dream, and the sky would stay perpetually black if the young man so chose. Because it was his dream, not theirs. He leaned back into the chair and smiled at them all. "Thank you all for coming. Remember, don't sweat it-- you won't remember a thing. Your secrets are safe with me…" he grinned, raising a hand to wave goodbye to all of them. It was time to wake up. . . . Scariest: Vespyr Cutest/Least Intimidating: Leta Most Cunning: "Teal" Slowest: -- Strongest: Patches Weakest: Allen Most Violent: Vespyr Most Beaten Up: Saul Most Intelligent: "Unfettered" Most Clueless: Saul Most Helpful: Tuvlan Biggest Nuisance: Leech Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse: Jaq Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: David Blaze Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker: -- Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Vespyr Most Likely To Turn Gay: "Unfettered" Most Likely To Turn You Gay: Leech Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Vespyr Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Ari Stockholm Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: -- Most Likely To Be A Furry: Fox Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Leech Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Saul Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: -- Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Bastille Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Sean Barker Most Likely To Die Without The Internet: -- Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: -- Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: Al Gore The Sexiest Beast (Male): "Unfettered" Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): ? The Kinky One: "Unfettered" The Peacekeeper: Saul The Troublemaker: Every single one of you Captain Hobo: Tuvlan The Angry One: Delilah Everybody's Friend: -- The Class Clown: -- The Recluse In The Corner: Vincent Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: --[/blockquote][/size]
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Post by Jack on Nov 18, 2012 5:41:02 GMT -8
Scariest: "no one" I haven't rped with anyone who is scary in a long time
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Rina. Like lol if there's a less intimidating character it's probably Orion (I joke, you'll one day advance up the ranks from a punching bag to a kicking bag, it's a subtle difference but it means the world)
Most Cunning: No one jumps to mind at the moment I have not rped with anyone recently on 259. For my knowledge OOC I thin Kiyoshi, he has rped his character spectacularly and has shown a lot of cunning.
Slowest: Orion - see below
Strongest: This is a tie between David, Leon and Mathew. But I will tip my hat off to David... for now only because of the recent activity we've had together. It's bee magical xoxoxox <3 I'll never forget you! Honorable mention to Shugo. I know there are several others who are up there but alas I have never rp'ed with you in my short time here. The other four I've had years of rping with.
Weakest: Orion - he's progressed a long way, I've seen his character develop a lot over the years. It's been great seeing it from an older point of view
Most Violent: You know I have to go with myself on this one, I have not seen nearly anyone as violent and broken as Jack in a long time. He kills for pleasure, maims, rapes, takes what he wants yet at the end of the day is simply a young man who was thrown into a world full of demons.
While in recent years I've role-played him not as violent due to circumstance but it's always been there. The beastly sadist that is Jack O'Connor is still there.
Most Beaten Up: Sigh... Orion
Most Intelligent: I don't know sorry this is a difficult one. so I'll skip
Most Clueless: Jack's pretty stupid but again I want to share the love to the only one I've rped with ='( so Rina. Sorry but you're a woman >.>
Most Helpful: I've only role played with Rina so sigh she's as helpful as it gets.
Biggest Nuisance: I'll leave this one blank It's too hard, in my mind Jack's one of the most annoying characters ever conceived on a xin site. My proof, Xaier kicked him through many walls for merely breathing. For friggin breathing!
Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse: There's many who could take this title but out of respect for all the years I've rp'ed with him from the days of being all green in the writing world to now it has to be Marcus, he's a survivor. His character has gone right up the ranks, from soldier to general to veteran. He's hardened by life and will survive anything.
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Marcus
Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker: Leon and Barker are secret butt buddies.
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Jack
Most Likely To Turn Gay: Marcus
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: David is like omg soo caute! <3 <3 <3 or any of mikey's charactersonly David...
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: From what I've heard Vespyr is a bad, bad, bad biatch.
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Rina... that girl needs constant attention
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: Foxx, he's gone I know but no one else would.
Most Likely To Be A Furry: ^^
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public:^^
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Jack the poor fool is already having one.
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: pass
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Leon, throwing people out of buildings is his specialty.
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Phoenix, once again gone but he's the weirdest character on the forum.
Most Likely To Die Without The Internet: I forgot his name but he was a nerd.
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident:
I would say Marcus but come now It would be Jack. Both would do it to enjoy the sport but the accidental part gives it away. Jack so far is the only one who would cause mass mayhem by accident, Chaotic Stupid remember?
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: pass
The Sexiest Beast (Male): Shugo he's a player
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Only one female Jack's seen and that's an NPC that is ten times the woman Rina is Rina.
The Kinky One: Delilah - OOC just what I've read/ assume.
The Peacekeeper: Shugo
The Troublemaker: pass
Captain Hobo: David
The Angry One: Once again from what I've heard of Vespyr
Everybody's Friend: pass
The Class Clown: pass
The Recluse In The Corner: pass
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: Kazuya
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"In battle, saving lives is just as important as taking them."
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Post by Rina Vade on Nov 18, 2012 18:53:57 GMT -8
Scariest: Vespyr sure get's the job done. Cutest/Least Intimidating: Kazuya's son! Most Cunning: Marcus. He's like the cheshire cat with that shit eating grin. Slowest: There are a lot to chose from. Strongest: Well, it's definitely not me. Weakest: We're all strong in this day and age. Most Violent: It's a tie between Jack and Vespyr. Those two are seriously wicked. I want to see them fight. Most Beaten Up: Poor Kyoshi was it last time, so I'll go with Orion this time because I can. Most Intelligent: Sean Barker, but he's still gonna die. Most Clueless: Orion. *snickers* Most Helpful: David's doing pretty good with that. Biggest Nuisance: I'd like to say anyone that gets on my nerves, and that would include Marcus. XD (just kidding buddy) Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse: *sings* WE WILL SURVIVE! Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Haha what? Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker: Ugh...no. Just no. Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Jack >.> Most Likely To Turn Gay: "Unfettered" Haha! Most Likely To Turn You Gay: Ew, I don't think so! Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: No one WANTS to kill me. Right? Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: *glares at Jack* (XD) Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: No comment. Most Likely To Be A Furry: Kyrie! She'd be sooo cute, too! Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Umm...I don't wanna know. Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Orion qualifies. Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: Where'd that Canadian go? Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Anyone really, but I think Leon has the most fun. Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Orion. He glows, lol. Most Likely To Die Without The Internet: Rina votes for herself. The internet is like...heaven. Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: Possibly Barker, but Orion and his mischief-making ways....well, he could accomplish it too. Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: Yeah, right. *snorts* The Sexiest Beast (Male): Kyoshi  lol Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Delilah. Work dat, girl! The Kinky One: No one I know. The Peacekeeper: David. The softie  The Troublemaker: Heh, Orion. Captain Hobo: Kazuya XD The Angry One: Sean Barker's pretty raving mad. Everybody's Friend: David again. The Class Clown: Wait, how can there be classes if there's no school? o.O The Recluse In The Corner: Tsubame! *poits to the woman in the corner* Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: Haha, no.
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Post by Delilah A. Black on Nov 19, 2012 22:35:50 GMT -8
Thread Participants:
Gemmy : Light blue
Talon McCagherty : Gold
Delilah Black : Red
Serj Castlereagh : Gray, bolded
Oliver Pott : Sea-green
Within the "Fourth-Wall Room", a jarring endless expanse of white that was nowhere and everywhere all at once, almost as though a sheer blanket of pure, driven snow covered all in planar view from horizon to horizon. As such, there would be no fixed point of view, allowing the eyes to wander aimlessly until they fell upon a curiosity in the infinite white.
The view would be that living room suite that had no rightful business being there, and yet it was. A large, plush looking sectional couch, a leather wing backed chair were placed painstakingly around a large mahogany coffee table, upon which several beverages of choice sat, beside it, a small chest of toys from "My Little Pony". The seating arrangements were pointed towards a large flat mirror like surface that appeared to be mounted upon...nothing at all.
Sitting on the back of the sectional couch with her legs crossed 'Indian style' with her back against the wall and a laptop in her lap would be one that we shall for all extents and purposes refer to as 'Gemmy', characterized by her shortish black hair with the blonde showing at the roots, blue-gray eyes and pale white skin, wearing a casual pair of sweat pants and a black tank top. Beside her on the arm of the couch would be a freshly opened can of Coca-Cola, which she would occasionally sip from as the keys of her laptop clacked rhythmically beneath her fingers.
On her left in the wing-backed chair, with his fingers were steepled in front of him with his elbows propped up on the arms of the chair, would be Serj Castlereagh, a former...teacher of 259 with slicked black hair, deeply sunken eyes, hollow cheek bones, sickly complexion, emaciated figure and a permanently serene expression that belied the rapidity of the cogs that churned behind his light brown eyes as he stared vacantly into space, as though waiting for something. In front of him was an over steeped cup of Earl Grey tea within a delicate white china cup upon a matching saucer.
There was a very good reason why Gemmy was keeping an eye on this one.
A crack in the white suddenly appeared and Gemmy would look up as though surprised. She would then smile thinly, nodding to herself before returning to her typing. Serj would have a far more welcoming smile adorning his sallow face as their guests stepped into the room.
Entering first with all his girth ahead of him and his bushy auburn beard not quite concealing a suspicious frown was Talon. bright hazel eyes would look over the strange room and it's occupants once before he pushed the door the rest of the way open and sidled inside. He would take a heavy seat on the end of the couch farthest away from Gemmy, though when he sat, he jarred her Cola slightly, earning him a reproachful look from the small girl.
Following after him with a much more mild expression would be Delilah, looking as she usually did with her black hair pinned at the back of her head, bright blue eyes swiveling keenly about the room before coming to a rest on Serj. The slender man twiddled his fingers at her in greeting, his narrow chest rising and falling as he laughed silently. A little boy with one completely opaque eye and one eye as blue as his mothers peered out from behind her legs. Delilah would place a protective hand on his head and guide him in front of her and into the room. After having a cursory look inside he would sprint gleefully towards the chest, sit down and immediately take to the toys.
After ensuring that there would be adequate juice box supplies for Oliver, Delilah would take a seat beside Talon and fold her hands calmly in her lap as she waited, patiently. Now all eyes (save for Oliver's) would be on Gemmy.
--After a few minutes of steady "ticky-ticky-ticky" noises emanating from the laptop, the girl would finally sigh and roll her head around her shoulders before looking around the room, smiling tiredly.
"All here, then?"
Talon would continue to frown at this strange girl, but Delilah nodded her head politely in response. "Just those you asked for. Why? Did you change your mind?"
"Yes, but I suppose my first decision will have to do. I've been waiting for a long time to do this, and I ain't stopping now."
"So fickle..." Serj chuckled quietly.
"Is everyone comfortable? Everyone have a drink? We should probably get started. The intro is already taking longer than I thought."
Delilah would lean forward and grab a bottle of water for herself to drink while Talon decided on a can of Dr. Pepper. Gemmy would wrinkle her nose at his choice, but kept her silence. She would turn back to look at the laptop and press a few keys. The silvery mirror surface across from her would light up with the words "2012 CATEGORICAL CHARACTER AWARDS".
"Let's do this, then."
Scariest:VESPYR
"There are a few scary characters on the board...this is a tough one." Delilah would lean back against the couch, watching a play-by-play of some recent character antics that could qualify as 'scary'.
"That depends on how you define 'scary', my dear." Serj would smile over his teacup, eyes drinking in the blood shed on the screen.
"How so?" Talon, who was still very confused by all of this, was watching the scenes play out with a concerned expression. Oliver appeared to be blissfully unaware of what was going on behind him.
Serj would take a thoughtful sip before setting down the cup with a light 'tink'.
"It's all based on perspective. Think about what terrifies you the most: is it gore and violence and murder? Or is it that something you think is hiding under your bed or in your closet late at night? When there is a small amount of light in a dark room that throws grotesque shadows along the walls?
"That uncertainty in what could be is like that light in an unlit room. It inspires irrational fear and forces a logical mind to comprehend what it cannot, which drives it first into hysteria and then into madness. THAT, my friends, is the essence fear."
Gemmy would nod her head in agreement to this, smiling the same way that Serj was now. "Vespyr?"
"Vespyr." he agreed.
To demonstrate, a clip of Vespyr pulling out one of Leta's useless eyeballs and replacing it with a large cat's was pulled up. If there was any dissention before hand, there wasn't any now.
Cutest/Least Intimidating: RINA VADE
Everyone's head in the room turned to look at Oliver as this category was announced. The white haired boy lifted his head and rolled his eyes in a surprisingly grown-up manner.
"Seriously? You can't pick any of the PC's?"
"To be fair, lad, you ARE a five year old boy."
"And if we chose you, we would avoid any hurt feelings..."
"Pffft. Fuck that. This is all opinion based anyway, and we should keep this as honest as humanly possible. Besides, there's a stat bonus attached to it. This is beneficial to their character growth."
"Well, fine then, but I don't really see a PC here that would fit the bill as well as Oliver would."
"How about Rina Vade?"
Eyes would travel over to Delilah as she spoke up. Talon would frown as if uncertain while Serj grinned broadly at the suggestion. Gemmy would open her mouth to deny that, then close it as she thought it over.
"She's a good kid, don't get me wrong, but she seems a little...Damsel in Distress-y. Even Kiyr doesn't give me that vibe, and she looks like a fourteen year old with kitten eyes. I really notice it especially when she's fighting."
"We could simply chalk that up to inexperience, though."
"We could, but that's exactly my point. It's her inexperience that makes her so damn 'savable'. That and her personality in general. Even when she's being a tough girl, like she was with Mathew, she eventually backed down."
"Which was a smart move, in my opinion."
"Of course, but that's not the point. Given the stats and the rankings and the general 'awe' surrounding a lot of the characters here, she is by far the least threatening. Well, apart from Lucien and certain NPC's, but he hasn't been here long enough to earn an award."
"So, that's our choice?"
"It makes the most sense. Rina it is."
Most Cunning: "UNFETTERED"
Gemmy grimaced. "This one could take a while."
"Let's start with who stands out when it comes to cunning on the site."
"Unfettered."
"Naturally. I haven't seen a REMARKABLE example of that this year, but he is a very safe choice. And in all honesty, character wise, it is more than deserved."
"So is Vespyr, though."
"Very true."
"Mathew is another good choice. That guy always has something going on."
"He certainly knows how to get what he wants..."
"An argument could be made for you as well, Ms. Black. Your improvisational skills seem to make you formidable, even against God-Like opponents such as Mathew."
"Oh, how you do go on~!"
"Then there's Kyir..."
Gemmy groaned, leaning her head back to hit the wall a couple of times. "We are getting nowhere with this..." She would lift her head to look at the only person who hadn't spoken on the matter thus far.
Oliver looked up with another sigh, less than impressed with having his playtime interrupted. "What is the definition of cunning?"
Merriam-Webster.com would quickly be pulled up for all to see.
"1 : dexterous or crafty in the use of special resources (as skill or knowledge) or in attaining an end <a cunning plotter>
2 : displaying keen insight <a cunning observation>
3 : characterized by wiliness and trickery <cunning schemes>
4 : prettily appealing : cute <a cunning little kitten> "
Oliver nodded, "Remember when I got kidnapped in that Monthly Event and mama went after me? What she did to that one guy she met in the bar...she used point four to break down his guard, then seduced him with point three, and then used the room to bind him, interrogate him, and then disfigure him for life, which falls under point one. AND there have been many more times we saw this other than that incident." Shrugging, his piece said, Oliver went back to playing quietly in the corner.
The group would think on this for a moment, Delilah looking on somewhat hopefully.
Finally, "Eh, eff it. Del, you're the one who has probably done the MOST cunning things when it comes to quantity over the past year."
"Well, tha--,"
"BUT, I've gotta give this one to 'Unfettered'."
"--buh-HUH?" she sputtered. "But...I thought you said..."
"Now now, don't get your thong in a twist. You've said so yourself that a lot of your mannerisms and the way you deal with things is because of 'Unfettered's influence. As the catalyst for that, and to the current known and unknown plot points in the story revolving around or involving the character, I think he deserves the award the most. Plus, I value quality over quantity. And 'Unfettered' is some quality shit."Slowest:RAIKOTSU SUDEKI "Soooo, are we talkin' mentally or physically or what?"
"Raikotsu appears to be the most physically slow. Apart from that item boost or Qi boost or whatever it is there, I think he's the slowest person on the board."
"A fair assumption. Not many people neglect their dexterity stat, that's for sure."
"He certainly doesn't win points for being a genius either..."
"Play nice, children."
"I'm kidding, I'm kidding...but seriously."
Gemmy sighed, "FIIIINE, since there's no one ACTUALLY as physically slow as he is, this one goes to him. But only because no one 'role-plays' slow."
"Uh...so, what's that...?" Upon the screen would appear a list of the most active posters, at the bottom of which would be a Mr. Coffee.
"WE ARE NOT VOTING FOR ACTUAL PLAYERS, LET IT GO."Strongest: DAVID BLAZE
"....Again, are we talkin' mentally, physically...?"
"Bleh, who knows? This forum is filled with strong people in all senses of the word."
"Then let us compromise and do both. The strongest person stat-wise, fight-wise and the most emotionally sound. Who does that sound like?"
"...For the things Vespyr and Vincent had to endure in their pasts, I think they at least deserve consideration."
"They do, and they are physically strong as well. They make good candidates."
"I would disagree on the emotionally sound point, though. As far as their individual mentalities go, they are both quite sturdy in character...until they die and then flip the fuck out."
The group would wince at the images of Vincent and Vespyr trying to tear each other to shreds in their postmortem rage.
"Furthermore, as horrible as it is to say it, nearly everyone on the board has a story that could break your heart. Theirs is just particularly awful."
"Ah, point taken."
"Then maybe David? Not only is he up there as the strongest stat-wise, but he has had a personality overhaul that made him calm the eff down. He's actually had to combat an illness--"
"Which no longer appears to be bothering him,"
"--AND his Monthly post in 'I'm Proud of You' was...epic, to say the least. That bit about conviction..." she let out a low whistle.
There was a pause around the room as they thought it over. No one gave any hint of dissension at the suggestion.
"Works for me."Weakest: "That new guy, Lucien...he has even less in his strength stat than Arim did..."
"AH-AH-AH-AH~. He has made precisely FOUR IC posts since coming to the site. We shouldn't vote for him."
"I DO miss Arim, though." Serj sighed wistfully.
"Who'd have figured THAT?" Delilah glowered.
Gemmy would clap her hands twice. "Focus, people."
And after several minutes of intense thought, they decided to skip over the matter.Most Violent:MARCUS PRASAD "WHAAAT NO HE ISN'T."
"BIAAAASSSSS"
"Shut UP, he's a teddy-bear!"
"Yeah, I bet you'd like to--OOF!!
Serj rolled his eyes as Delilah sharply elbowed Talon in the ribs, looking towards Gemmy for her to rectify the situation.
"Okay lemme lay down the reasons for ya.
"He is Leon's student. One of his only successful proteges, so that speaks for itself. He's not afraid to bust in through rooves or stadiums to make an entrance. He fought Mathew Amtrum UNDERGROUND and when asked if 'fighting would REALLY make him feel better', he responded 'Of course'.
"If there is ANYONE more willing to get into a fight for no good reason, then they're in Rogues and are already 'the most violent' by default. But, he is skilled: a bruiser with agility is very hard to come by, and it makes him extremely dangerous in combat.
"Plus, he ran his bike and a truck through a crowd of Barker soldiers in the War Drums thread. Because he could."
"Again, an argument could be made for Vespyr. Or Ms. Black for that matter, after that thing with the broken glass..."
"The argument could be made for anyone, really. David, Mathew, Jack, Unfettered, Leon, Orion, Tuvlan....But I'm not looking for berserkers, or calculated acts of terror. I'm looking for the person who gets his hands dirty on a regular basis, knows what he's doing, and enjoys it. Marcus' humanity amplifies this. He's not a mindless killing machine with nothing to lose, but there's nothing calculating about the way he fights either. He just likes fighting. Plain and simple."
Most Beaten Up: ORION
"I was thinking that--"
"--'Vespyr would be perfect for this award'?"
>_>
<w<
"...but she has literally DIED multiple times!"
"Unfettered and Leon also fall under that umbrella. Well, they didn't actually die, they just came close, but they have both won awards for being the most abused time and time again. In this past year, though...neither have really earned that distinction."
"Actually, I think we have a new player rising up through the ranks to earn that title..." Talon would say with a grin, pointing at the screen.
Images and clips of Orion getting beat up by multiple players would bring both sympathetic noises of pain and bouts of surprised laughter throughout the room. His nomination was secured.Most Intelligent: KYRIE BARRIAL "Oh, good LORD, this one..."
The others seated around the table sighed as they stared at the screen in front of them. Gemmy quickly pulled up the Character Profiles and began rifling through them. "Let's make this easy: let's do this statwise AND based off character's posts. We all know intelligence is usually a dump stat, but some people actually use their heads and utilize their brain power."
"Again, Vespyr is an excellent choice."
"So is 'Unfettered'."
"You could qualify for this too, Del."
"Miss Kyrie is a good choice as well."
"....Yeah, that's not exactly narrowing it down for us."
Sighing in aggravation, Oliver would look up again and point at the laptop. "Look up the definition of the word."
Gemmy would do so.
"(1) : the ability to learn or understand or to deal with new or trying situations : reason; also : the skilled use of reason
" (2) : the ability to apply knowledge to manipulate one's environment or to think abstractly as measured by objective criteria (as tests) "
"I can actually point out posts where this qualifies for Delilah."
"Flatterer. The same could easily be said of everyone else on the list, though, so let's NOT vote for me. Again."
"If you're sure?"
"I am."
"Okay...then I think this award should go to Kyrie Barrial. Apart from the usual players for this award, she is the only one going out and gathering intelligence from her superior officers in the Dragons, and as far as adapting to new situations goes, she is on par with the rest of the characters that would normally be nominated."
"I have to admit, I am rather eager to see where she goes with this character...so fragile, so delicate..." a slow smile spread across his face.
"And that is EXACTLY why you are right where I can see you."
"Hmph."
"I have to admit, that plays a factor though. Given her stature, she seems the most adept and practiced at exploiting a situation to suit her needs."
"Works for me."
"It's settled, then."Most Clueless: RAIKOTSU SUDEKI They would watch as the screen scrolled through several 'derp' moments in the last year.
"....I think we have to give this one to Rai."
"Why?"
Delilah pointed incredulously at the screen. "The boy didn't know what sex was. He was conned by Kiyr and was punched in the schnozz for something he didn't do but found himself believing he did. The epitome of cluelessness."
They voted. It was unanimous.Most Helpful: DELILAH BLACK All eyes turned to the raven haired engineer, winning a surprised blush and a humble bow of the head from her.
"Welp, you've outdone yourself, kiddo. You've been going out of your way to do as much as you possibly can for anyone who needs your help, not to mention all the work you've done for Crows. Not exactly that 'bad-ass' ninja mystique you were going for, but actually doing stuff carries far more weight than any of that.
"And then there was that time you were used as a human shield to get through a fire. Who else would do shit like that? Plus, you're a bonafide engineer crossed with some kind of weird McGuyver obsessed with making things explode. Someone's gotta find that useful."Biggest Nuisance: STU POTT The room was silent for a time as this was considered.
"My, my, this is perplexing..."
"So basically, who's been the biggest pain in the ass?"
Gemmy would chuckle to herself as she thought of a relevant OOC matter, but would otherwise say nothing. Again, the room would lapse into silence.
After a few minutes had passed, "...I think Stu might--"
Delilah punched him in the face.
"DON'TCHU TALK ABOUT MY MAN THAT WAY."
"The man has a point, though, my dear. IC, he has been very inflammatory with his comments. He pissed off Marcus on a personal level, insisted Militia become his, misspoke to the point that it made YOU fight HIM, the man you had been waiting to return for four years. He revels in being a thorn in the side."
"B-but don't you think someone like Jackson or Raikotsu is better suited to the honor?"
"Nope. They're just stupid. Well, Jackson is, Rai isn't stupid, he's just naive. Mathew is currently beating that out of him. And their pain-in-the-assery isn't deliberate either. Stu's is. AND IT IS ALWAYS HILARIOUS."
Talon looked triumphant and smug while Delilah narrowed her eyes at the shorter woman, pouting slightly.
They voted.Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse: "Who isn't these days?"Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: OLIVER POTT Delilah gaped at Gemmy who managed to feign an unconvincing look of innocence. Oliver wouldn't even glance up.
"...THIS BETTER NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES."
"Of course not. I'm just going off the premise that your son has already been kidnapped once to date, is heir to the Crows organization, is often not at your side, looks like an experiment AND is a five year old boy.
"There isn't anyone who is at a bigger risk than he is."
"...Gilbert Pike was eaten by cats."
Gemmy turned to look at Talon with slightly narrowed eyes before she nodded slowly. "Yes...yes he was. But he is dead now. YOU CAN'T BE 'MOST LIKELY' IF IT'S ALREADY HAPPENED, GUYS."
Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker: MATHEW AMTRUM
"Why can I see several people on the forum doing this?"
"Because you people are all surprisingly unstable and have an innate desire to 'troll' the crap out of everyone because your simple minds find 'humour' in the lowest places."
"SERJ."
"For some reason, I can really see Mathew Amtrum or Bastille doing this."
Gemmy tapped one finger restlessly against the top of her can of Cola before bringing it to her lips and giving it a swig. "Yeah, you know what, that makes sense. The guy has Seattle under his thumb, he has a bleeding helicopter, he's an elder Dragon and his reputation as doing whatever the hell he wants is a mile long. This goes to Mathew."Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: TUVLAN "Because he's THAT fucking crazy."
"Well said."
Most Likely To Turn Gay:
The occupants of the room, save for Oliver, would stare at the screen as scenes from the "Gilded Lilies" flickered over it. Delilah would be blushing profusely while Talon looked on with a mix of awe and horror. Serj would continue to smile serenely, clearly unmoved by the antics.
Finally, Gemmy would shake her head with a light laugh. "You know what? I'm not even gonna touch this one."Most Likely To Turn You Gay: VINCENT The room turned to stare at Gemmy with what could only be described as deep concern. She would shrug, smiling wryly.
"Some men are just that alluring. And recall that he's already more or less made 'Unfettered' gay. Or at least REALLY seems that way. And Vincent has that strong-silent type thing going with a hint of steel thrown in there. Is it a wonder men are attracted to him?"
At this revelation, it would appear that Delilah was having a small mental breakdown. "I...but, in the thread, I was just...he always trolls...and I thought it....I. Don't. EVEN..."
"Please keep in mind that your memory of the events within here will be erased once you leave the room. No metagaming, my little honey britches."
"Well. I suppose pigs DO fly. Where's Birch when you need him?"
"MOVING ON."Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now:JACK O'CONNOR "Really?" Gemmy looked at Serj with raised eyebrows. "He only JUST came back from a hiatus. Don't you think Leon might be a better option...?"
"No, actually. What I like about Mr. Sudeki is that he doesn't take things too seriously. I find that rather admirable, really. And while he COULD kill you ten seconds from now, it would be because you pissed him off. He doesn't kill for no reason at all, unlike some of our other characters."
"So, why not Vespyr?"
"She is a marvelous example of a psychopath, and HAS killed at the drop of a hat in the past, even in the last year. But when I look at senseless violence, I like to see the full spectrum of derangedness within a character. Jack embodies that to a 'T'.
"Plus, he is one of the few characters who actually sided with Barker. You don't get much more insane than that."
Everyone nodded as they considered the weight of those words, and thus, the vote was cast.
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week:ERIK MASTERS
Talon leaned back against the couch, tilting his head up to look up at a ceiling that wasn't there. "What do we do about this one?"
"Quite. As you so eloquently stated a few categories back, everyone on the board so far seems completely capable of survival for at least a week."
"Hmmm..."
They all looked up at the young boy who was staring at the screen intently. "Something you'd like to add?"
"Well...it's just that none of the people we would usually vote for would qualify, since they're all so tough and all...but there's one guy whose not so tough, has some mental...issues. Marcus RP's with him lots."
"You mean Erik Masters?"
He brightened, "THAT'S THE GUY."
There would be a quick aside as the group looked over his profile and checked out his threads.
"...you know, I'm pretty sure that if Marcus weren't there, something would have happened to him by now. Or he would have happened to someone and attracted unwanted attention. Whichever came first."
"I like the way you think."
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body:WINKLEWOOD
The group would stare in silence as the post made for Sid lit up before their eyes, faces etched with horror and disgust. Even Serj's eternal smile had lost it's sparkle to a certain extent. Only Gemmy would be chuckling lightly under her breath.
"You are SICK."
"Pssshh, you just can't appreciate a good troll when you see one."
"Does...does this qualify him for the "vaseline" award, though?"
"Even though it doesn't say it implicitly, I think it's a very fair assumption."
"You do realize that this will likely provoke him further?"
"Yes. That would be a shame, wouldn't it?"
She put the entry forth anyway.
Most Likely To Be A Furry:FOX
"Who?"
Gemmy reached over and petted his arm far longer than was necessary (or was sane). "Shhhhh..."
Sufficiently creeped out, the vote was passed without Talon so much as saying a wordMost Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public:LEECH They stared at the various rather graphic clips of Leech's most notable...antics.
"Good God, does he BATHE in Viagra or something?"
"Dude, I don't even know."
"And that's why he's the least likely to wear pants?"
"...Easy access?"
Everyone cringed.Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown:OLESYA VAN DEBOGART. "Olesya."
"HEY!" Delilah snapped, glowering at Serj.
"Now, now, my dear, look at this logically. She has already been to an asylum and in the past has been chronicled as being mentally unstable."
"She's not even that active!"
"Nor are some of the others we have on this list. Your point is moot."
"Well, it's better than the person I was going to vote for..." Her eyes drifted slyly towards Delilah, who balked and turned her frown on the younger woman.
"And just what do you mean by that?"
"Nothing! I'm just adding a dash of foreshadowing. That's all. Plus, if I told you, you would kill me."
"You're not exactly restoring my faith, here."
Gemmy tittered.
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose:LEON SUDEKI
"Leon actually did this, didn't he?"
"WAAAT. No way."
Gemmy brought the thread up on screen for the others to examine.
"Only Leon could look like a BAU5 while killing and eating a moose." Talon said with a disbelieving shake of his head.
"I'm pretty sure only Leon COULD kill a moose. Those fuckers are mean and gigantic. If they had stats, they would have forty in everything."
"...I don't think he actually rode the moose, though."
"Hey, other than 'Tuvlan', this is the only incidence of this actually happening. So, Leon it is."
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window:BASTILLE CUNNINGHAM "Okay...why?"
Gemmy chuckled. "Apart from yourself and a couple others like Marcus and Leon, she is the only one subject to frequent bouts of flash rage. And she outdoes every one, every time. Out of anyone who has ever thrown a person out a window, hers would be the most vengeful throw in the history of throwing people through windows."Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise:ORION SMITH Again, Oliver would look up at the grown ups in the room, looking solemn as he stated with a completely straight face-- "He glows."
Nothing more needed to be said on the matter.Most Likely To Die Without The Internet: Every one turned to look at Gemmy expectantly for a moment. She scowled at the lot of them.
"I SAID NO VOTING FOR PLAYERS."
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident:LEON SUDEKI
"Well, Barker already has all this technology to create experiments handy, and that's KIND OF like a zombie apocalypse..."
"With military occupation."
"I am NOT voting for Barker. No way, no how."
They would think in silence for a moment.
"Asiv used to do this thing with candy, didn't he?"
"Yeah, so?"
"Well, now Leon is doing it with fruit. He gave me one of 'em."
"Are...are you admitting to being a zombie?"
A look of shock spread over her face at this realization.
"NO, I'm just saying that--"
"TOO LATE! Welcome to the infection, Del."
"Fuck you."Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming:SAUL KELLY
....
"That's...a random choice."
"Why? He has interesting priorities and he's rather clueless, like about the whole 'Rogues eat people' thing. I'm not sure chloroflourohydrocarbons are a concern of his, but I wouldn't be surprised if they were."
The Sexiest Beast (Male):MARCUS PRASAD
"Stu."
"Bias."
"No. Stu is sexy in his own way, but not in the conventional sense."
"Fair enough. 'Unfettered'."
"BIAS."
"SHUT UP, TALON."
"Tall, lanky German with an eye patch and a 'kekeke'? Yes, he is sexy. But is he the sexiest?"
"UUUUGH...DAVID, MATHEW, MARCUS--"
"--BIAS, BIAS, BIAS--"
Delilah punched him in the face.
"At least you've given me something to work with.
David definitely qualifies as sexy, particularly in the traditional sense. So does Mathew, though he's more of the bad-boy type.
"Though, I think it's interesting that you mentioned Marcus. Why is that?"
"Biiiiiiaaaassssss"
Gemmy gave Delilah a look and she nodded, once again punching Talon in the face.
"OW, MY NOSE."
"We all know Mathew and David are sexy. I mean, look at them. But neither of them are free agents: David has Olesya (kind of) and Mathew has Bastille. Marcus is single. And he has..." she counted mentally for a moment before finding the number, "SIX women either commenting on his hotness or making out with him."
"Yourself included."
Delilah blushed, but lifted her chin defiantly.
"Still, though, you have a point. Oki, Morana, Rina, Aryn, Silk, yourself....Marcus is surprisingly popular."
"Can you blame him?"
"WHOA, NOW, YOU'RE MARRIED, GIRL."\
"Noooo, I'm not. Stu and I haven't gotten married and we don't plan to any time soon. Though we might as well be." She frowned after she said this, obviously miffed at the fact there weren't a rang on that finger.
"Doooon't worry. That will all be taken care of soon enough."
Delilah would look up sharply at the girl sitting on the back of the couch. "More foreshadowing?"
"DON'T WORRY~. You still have that mind wipe to look forward toooo~~"
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female):BASTILLE CUNNINGHAM
"Well. Would you look at that."
"Mm?" The screen blipped and some of the current posted awards were shown. He grinned appreciatively. "Well, well. That IS a surprise."
"What?" Delilah looked at the screen with a slightly worried look.
"Someone voted for you under 'Hottest Piece of Ass'.""WHAT?!"Gemmy highlighted the sentence. Delilah balked, blushing profusely and stammering incoherantly.
"But...But I'm not..."
"Uh, yes you are. You have that whole bad-ass with a heart of gold thing going. Plus, can you say MIIIIIIIIILF."
DELILAH PUNCHED HIM IN THE FACE.
"Yeaaaah, that was something I didn't really think through. But there it is.
"But, darling, you are not the sexiest one of all, I'm afraid."
"Buh?"
"No? Then who is? Aryn?"
"Good guess, but no."
"Then who?"
"Bastille, of course."
There was a silence.
"...wat."
"DON'T QUESTION IT, IT'S TRADITION, MOVING ON."
The Kinky One:MATHEW AMTRUM
Again, eyes drifted slowly towards Delilah, who found herself blushing.
"What?"
Serj rolled his eyes and scoffed. "Honey, don't even get us started."
"Well, I think this one should go to Mathew."
Eyes swiveled instead to him now. "What makes you say that."
"'cuz he's banging Bastille."
There would only be a moment more of consideration before the name was entered.The Peacekeeper:"UNFETTERED" WINTERS "So far, he's coerced Rogues into helping the Crows, is currently in the process of talking with the Dragon's on an alliance, and has effortlessly blended the Crows with Militia."
"Agreed. He wins this by a landslide."The Troublemaker:ORION SMITH "The young man continually gets into bar fights and is very good at aggravating people in general. I'm beginning to think he likes fighting almost as much as Mr. Prasad does, so we'll see where it goes."Captain Hobo:JAQ "Epic journeys are epic."
The Angry One:LEON SUDEKI
"Leon."
"Why?"
All he had to do was point at the screen as an image of Leon in a mall came up. Horrors ensued.Everybody's Friend:DAVID BLAZE "Ummm...I hang out with pretty much everyone...."
"That's very true. But so does David Blaze. And he's hung out with someone you haven't."
"Who?"
"Vespyr."
"Though it wasn't really hanging out so much as 'talking to Vespyr, coming very close to potentially dying and walking out of there like a boss'. But the fact that he was even willing to speak to her was something all together.
"Sorry, Del. That's too epic to not win."
The Class Clown:STU POTT
"I thought he was 'the biggest nuisance'."
"Oh, he is. But that doesn't mean that the shit he pulls isn't HILARIOUS."
"I love his attitude regarding the world and it's broken state. His comments on other people with no regard for how he is behaving makes it funny in an ironic sort of way. The way the character himself is portrayed is absolutely brilliant."
"Exactly."The Recluse In The Corner:LETA MAY "We haven't seen this girl for quite some time...her activity right now is paltry in comparison to the multiple threads that others have going on."
"Yessss...she should come play with us."
"Come play with us, Leta."
"FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER."Internet Superhero/Technology Geek:KAZUYA HIKARI "Pretty sure I read that somewhere. Yeah. Let's go with that."
"But you're not even sure..."
"WE'RE GOING WITH IT."
And with that, the meeting was concluded. Talon, Delilah and Oliver all got to their feet, trudging out the door that suddenly appeared once again in the nothingness. Delilah would give the girl on the back of the couch a small wave goodbye, reserving for Serj an uncertain frown. Gemmy nodded her head at them all, her eyes lingering uncertainly on Oliver. As though he could feel her gaze, he stopped in the doorway, turning to look at her.
That was all. She stared at him, catching glimpses of the future as they flickered around him like ghosts. It made her shiver.
A small smile appeared on the boys lips and he followed his mother through the door. It shut behind them.
"I do miss that little world," Serj sighed, turning to look at Gemmy with eyes that were bright with his malevolence. "I can't wait to return."
She just stared at him, her lips pressing a thin line. She knew what this man was capable of. But how would he fit into this new world?
The fact that she didn't know was starting to make her curious.
"I'll think about it." she said after a moment, returning to her laptop and typing furiously.
Smiling with satisfaction, Serj leaned his back against the winged leather chair, musing quietly to himself.
And all was quiet in the Fourth Wall Room.
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Post by Marcus Prasad on Nov 20, 2012 20:06:37 GMT -8
Upon a darkened stage, lit only by a single spotlight illuminating a podium, a Man dressed in a black three piece suit with a red Dress shirt descends from above, carried in the palm of a giant white gloved hand.
"Ah! Now THAT's how you make an entrance ladies and gentlemen! A Big hand for the big hand, My Writer Rajen Prasad!"
Amidst thunderous applause, the hand waves the affection away sheepishly before giving a thumbs up.
Marcus then moves to the podium and collects his notes before clearing his throat.
"Alright folks, I'd love to really make a show of this tonight but I got plenty on my plate already so I'm gonna just burst through these real quick now."
Scariest: I'm gonna go ahead and say Silk Velasquez.
Now you all laugh, but think of it this way. Every major Big scary badass in this forum, from Barker to Vespyr will kill you dead. You will KNOW that they want to kill you dead. Most guys and Gals in long beach tend to warn you before Killing you dead.
Not Silk. She'll pretend everything is alright and when you least expect it? BANG! She poisons your food or cuts your throat in your sleep. She will bide her time and give you ZERO CHANCE to defend yourself.
Now THAT is what I call scary.
Cutest/Least Intimidating: This ones a major tossup between Kyrie Barrial, Lucien DeChain and Ra- Errr Erik Masters. Gonna have to go with Kyrie Barrial though cause she oozes Dyaww!
Most Cunning: Delilah A. Black.
Oh common! She thinks, plans and schemes while FIGHTING for crying out loud! I have never not ONCE seen her brute force anything. She is ALWAYS looking to squeeze any advantage out of a situatiuon anyway she can.
Slowest: Leta May. What? She even said it herself she would NEVER risk moving faster than a brisk walk for fear of smacking into something.
Strongest: Barker. For now.
Weakest: Erik Masters. Sorry Rabbit but from what I've seen so far, You just....run. Not gonna lie though, you have alot of potential.
Most Violent: I'm gonna go ahead and say Myself. Concieted I know, But so far I haven't seen a single mutherfucker who's anywhere near as vicious as I am. Except mabey Vespyr. Now THAT would be a fun fight!
Most Beaten Up: Raikotsu. Damn man. Just DAMN. Been taking it like a three dollar whore from the dragons since you're training started.
Most Intelligent: This was actualy a tough one all things considered. But since I dont want to leave a spot empty, I'm gonna give my vote To Unfettered due to the fact he has the whole Wise Jedi Master vibe going on. That and the fact he genuinly seems to know what he is doing around here.
Most Clueless: Erik Masters. Out of everyone in the city, He has the LEAST understanding of whats really going on I find.
Most Helpful: Delilah. Well, not only did she drag me to a safehouse and stitch up my half dead corpse, but Man....it's like you can ask her for anything. Well, anything in reason of course and she would JUMP at the chance to lend a hand.
Biggest Nuisance: Stu Pott.
For more reasons than you could ever know you dirty little limey.
Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse: Gonna have to give that one to Vespyr and her crew. Bitch has a good thing going on underground. Plus if everyone topside dies they have a massive source of food.
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Not gonna Lie, David Blaze is flirting with Disaster there.
Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker: Mathew Amtrum all the way. Wait, Didn't he actualy DO that already?
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Jack. Just Jack. He always was borderline psychopathic even back in the 552 days.
Most Likely To Turn Gay: I'd say Unfettered but he strikes me more as going Bi.
Most Likely To Turn You Gay:
Huuuurrrrrmmmmm. Wouldn't you like to know ;3
Gonna have to say Vincent though. He's cute. Plus if his interactions with Unfettered are any indications....probably has Sub tendencies.
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now:
I tentatively say Vespyr. Read the Rogues posts yeah, but lately? I dunno, something is telling me she's been keeping herself restrained or something. I dunno........
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week:
I would say Erik but he WAS left alone for a week and I ended up finding him again. Gonna say Lucien DeChain for lack of better candidate.
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body:
Heh. HehehehEHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHhahahaeheh.
Heh.
Winklewood.
Most Likely To Be A Furry:
Huh? Shit.........errrrmm......."
Marcus stops to look at everyone elses answers
"Fox. Whoever she is. Or was. Whatever.
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public:
Gonna say Mathew. I dunno, It's that Fucks not given attitude I admire so much.
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown:
Ooooooh that's a toughy. Jack. I dunno man, somethings twisting in his head and it looks like it might snap any minute.
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose:
Didn't Leon do that already?
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window:
Haven't we ALL done that already? Meh, gonna say Bastille cause she seems the type to do it for shits and giggles.
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise:
Orion, seriously why do you glow?
Most Likely To Die Without The Internet:
I....don't think that applies at the moment.
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident:
Zack Asiv. I dunno, I just kinda.....expect it from him.
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming:
Like for real? This is actualy a catagory?
The Sexiest Beast (Male):
SO tempted to vote for myself. But I'm gonna have to give it up for Unfettered. He had multiple women fight for his attention and I'm pretty sure it was HE who turned VINCENT gay in the first place.
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female):
Oh fuck there's so many to choose from........Know what? Vespyr of all people.
She's young, Curvacious, Dangerous, Smooth white skin, Dem amathyst bedroom eyes AND she pulls off the whole hot Goth girl look exceptionaly well.
Granted plenty of others give off Raw sex appeal or are increadibly attractive, but.......Well you know how you feel in awe of a Siberian Tiger when you see one mabey in the zoo or something?
She's like that. Minus the zoo.
White Tigeress. Yup, new nickname.
The Kinky One:
Mitsoumi. That fucking creepy ass Leather fetish freak!
The Peacekeeper:
Delilah has been going around smoothing ruffled feathers and making allies for what? Months now?
The Troublemaker:
Mathew Amtrum. Shit ALWAYS goes down whenever he's around.
Captain Hobo:
I wouldn't even begin to hazard a guess.
The Angry One:
Oh my god Silk. She has two Modes. Default, and Angry Spanish woman. She got taken off Default mode once and had the fucking knob broken off.
Everybody's Friend:
Gonna say Delilah.
The Class Clown:
Gonna pass on that one. I just can't decide.
The Recluse In The Corner:
Posthumous to Mariska considering I barely ever saw hide nor hair of her like.....ever. Well, before the whole being dead thing.
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek:
I'm gonna have to give this one to Delilah considering her engineering skills and deft hand at a wrench.
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Post by Kazuya Hikari on Nov 21, 2012 11:51:43 GMT -8
Thread Participants
Lloyd: Red
Kazuya: Dark Red
Itsuki: Yellow
Inside a dim-light room, seated around a simple poker table, two people could be seen, their faces illuminated by a single bulb hanging up above. Both were not looking at each other, instead, both had their gazes focused on the shadowed figure seated before them. The figure's face hidden from view, all they could make out was the figure's fingers interlaced together.
"Gentlemen... Do you know why I have called you here?"
The figure would finally speak up, after minutes of silence.
"No... Not that I know where here is, exactly."
"How did we even get here in the first place?"
"That is a minor detail that needs not be known... And by that, I mean, neither of you need to know how, just why. Tell me, have either of you heard of the Categorical Awards?"
The figure would then lean forward, revealing a young Asian male, of Chinese descent both of them surmised, based on his short to medium length jet black hair and dark brown eyes, not to mention his Chinese facial features, a small smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth. And thus, it would begin...
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Scariest: Vespyr
"So gentlemen, whom shall we put down for this one?"
"I can't say I've met anyone that scared me, to be honest."
"... I concur."
"... I'll have to decide for this one then... This is a great start..."
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Kazuya's son, Kazuki.
"Moving on, is there anyone that comes to mind for this one?"
"... I would have to say my son. Unless you're scared of a crying baby, he's the least likely to hurt or scare anyone."
"... What he said. Even though I've never met his son."
Most Cunning: "Unfettered"
"Now then, anyone you know that is quite the sly fox?"
"... One person comes to mind. I only met the man once, but "Unfettered," the leader of Militia, and Emily's forever and always unrequited crush."
Slowest: Raikotsu
"Raikotsu?"
"Raikotsu?"
"... My cousin, Raikotsu Sudeki. He has Uncle Leon's training weights on..."
Itsuki just palms his own face.
Strongest: Leon Sudeki
"Fought anyone strong lately?"
"Yes, David Blaze, but I still consider Leon Sudeki, The Lightning Dragon, the strongest person I've ever fought."
"My uncle Leon, obviously!"
Weakest: Lucien DeChain
"Thoughts?"
"... No one comes to mind for this one I'm afraid."
"Sorry, only people I've talked to so far is my uncle and Rai."
"Oh very well then, I'll decide... again."
Most Violent: Jack O'Connor
"Anyone?"
"... I think I have to say Jack O'Connor. I had to stop the guy from beating up Guy Nottingham even more back at Public High School #774."
Most Beaten Up: Raikotsu Sudeki
"Raikotsu?"
"..."
"..."
"..."
Lloyd just gives up and decides for them as usual.
Most Intelligent: Kazuya Hikari
"Anyone smart that you know?"
"... Can I vote for myself?"
"Sure, it's not against the rules, it just can't happen very often."
"Then myself."
Most Clueless: Raikotsu Sudeki
"..."
Lloyd just goes on and decides again.
Most Helpful: Levi Kayamei
"Anyone helped you lately?"
"Hm... Levi Kayamei did bandage my wounds up after I came back bleeding from my fight against my clone sent by Barker."
"... And you know this, how?"
"Karyu informed me."
"Ah... Eh...?"
Biggest Nuisance: Sean Barker
"Sean Barker?"
"Indeed, Sean Barker."
"I concur."
Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse:
All three: "I think this applies to everyone on this board."
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: David Blaze
"So... most likely to be captured, murdered, and victim of cannibalism. Any thoughts?"
"... No."
"... No."
"... Fine..."
Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker: Mathew Amtrum
"... Sean Barker has fans?"
"Mathew Amtrum, The Earth Dragon is one, apparently."
"... My cousin's master...?"
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Leon Sudeki
"... I'll just save you two the trouble and figure this one out myself."
Most Likely To Turn Gay: Vincent
"So, met anyone that would come out of the closet?"
"My pseudo little sister Kevala, did. I cannot say I have met anyone else though."
"... Nope."
"Alright then..."
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: --
All three: "No one!"
"Tribe has spoken!"
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Vespyr
All three: "..."
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Kazuya's son, Kazuki
"Kazuya... Your baby son would not survive in this world alone."
"... I cannot argue with that logic."
"Yup..."
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: Winklewood
"... I do not want to say his name..."
"Fine, I'll say it. Winklewood."
Most Likely To Be A Furry: Winklewood
"... I think this one is a given."
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Aryn Valcoph
"... I'm going to go with the non-literal definition for this, and say Aryn Valcoph."
"..."
"What? Give me one instance you saw her wearing pants."
"... I can't... Mostly because I didn't know what she was wearing..."
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: --
"..."
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: Leon Sudeki
"Anyone been to Canada lately?"
"I have..."
"So have I..."
"... I'll decide this one..."
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Leon Sudeki
"Leon?"
"Leon."
"Uncle Leon."
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Orion Smith
"Anyone have any ideas?"
"No."
"No."
"... Alright then..."
Most Likely To Die Without The Internet:
All three: "Every teenager on this planet?"
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: Sean Barker
All three: "Sean Barker. But not by accident, on PURPOSE."
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: Al Gore
"Uh..."
"... Al Gore."
"... Was that humor?"
"Don't push it..."
The Sexiest Beast (Male): --
All three: "Next!"
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Bastille Cunningham
"Bastille."
"Bastille."
"Who's Bastille?"
The Kinky One: Mathew Amtrum
"I'm just going to decide this one."
The Peacekeeper: Shugo Yuy
"For this..."
"Shugo Yuy. Next."
The Troublemaker: Sean Barker
All three: "Sean Barker."
Captain Hobo: Kazuya Hikari
"This is yours, Kazuya."
"... I cannot deny that. I do take up residence in a half-destroyed dojo."
"... You're living in a half-destroyed dojo?"
The Angry One: Jack O'Connor
"Anyone you know that's angry all the time?"
"... Jack O'Connor?"
"... Sure."
Everybody's Friend: Delilah A. Black
"Any..."
"Delilah."
"... Next!"
The Class Clown: --
"... We still have people like that?"
The Recluse In The Corner: Tsubame Hirotaki
"I'll decide this one on my own. She's living in her own little area."
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: Kazuya Hikari
"I'm pretty sure there's no Internet right now, but this is also all yours, Kazuya."
"... Stereotypes..."
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With the last category filled in, Lloyd would interlace his fingers once more, that small smirk tugging at the corners of his mouth still on his face all this time.
"Now that we are finished with that, I bid you adieu, gentlemen..."
Leaning back into the darkness, his facial features masked once more, the single light bulb above them would slowly dim, before flicking off completely, leaving the other two in complete and utter darkness. They would not remember a single moment that transpired this entire time...
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Post by David B. on Nov 22, 2012 16:11:33 GMT -8
Since everyone has done these in character, i'll do them OOC. Yeah, im a rebel. And boring. Scariest: I'll go with Vespyr. She's not scary for my character in particular, but Overall, she's a creepy girl. I'm so proud. Cutest/Least Intimidating: Oliver. Easily. Most Cunning: Most cunning? Hmm... this is a tossup for me between Kiyr and Unfettered. Unfortunately for Mikey, IM DOCKING POINTS FOR LESS RP. So, this award goes to Kiyr. They girl always seems to have a secret agenda, or a thought about everything and everyone Slowest: Pff. Rai. Dude got punched three times for something he didn't do and just assumed he did it. I'm obviously going by the mentally slowest here. Strongest: Strongest? I like Delilah's idea of voting for all around strongest. I'll vote here for Unfettered. The guy isn't the most physically intimidating, but he more than makes up for it with strength of character, will, personality, and willingness to do what is necessary to win and help those he looks to protect. Weakest: Rai. Most Violent: Hmm. I'd say in terms of violence, It's gonna go to Mathew. The guy has had more fights in the last three months than have been on the board in the year before. Violent fella. Most Beaten Up: Hmm...I'd say Rai again. We pummel him pretty often. Most Intelligent: Hmm... intelligent? I'll set aside cunning on this one, as cunning sorta gives me the idea of "Plots having plots". On a basis of intelligence, I'll vote for Vespyr. She's not what my character would see as smart, but from an outside point of view, she keeps up her thought patterns, and is very calculating. Most Clueless: Rai. Most Helpful: I'll vote for myself on this one. David will go out of his way to help most people. Biggest Nuisance: Uh... Idk? I'll vote for...uhh...shit, dunno. David. Why not. Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse: David. Fuck you guys.  Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Jack- the guy even said he goes where he wants. Eventually, it'll lead to his death. Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker: Heh. Mathew. The guy would get a kick outta it. Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Tuvlan, or Jeremiah. Since i don't RP Jeremy much, Tuvlan. Most Likely To Turn Gay: Winklewood. Most Likely To Turn You Gay: See above Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: I'd like to see someone try (Though it's likely to be barker) Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Hmm... Rai? Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: Winklewood Most Likely To Be A Furry: See above Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Psh. Leon or Mathew. Both have done it many time. Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Jack- guy is sorta on the edge. Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: Leon would do it for fun. Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Heh- anyone who has fought here has a possibility of being thrown out or through a window at some point Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Winklewood. His...mannerisms are otherworldly. Most Likely To Die Without The Internet: COREY Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: By accident? Shit, I would. That would be fun! Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming:The Sexiest Beast (Male): Zack asiv. What? He's paralyzed from the waist down. The things you could do without him knowing.... Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Imah go with Kiyr. Something about her cute, shy, standoffish nature gets mah engine revving. The Kinky One: Mikey. The Peacekeeper: David- it's the only thing he really wants. The Troublemaker: Barker, duh. Captain Hobo: Psh, Kazuya. Where does that guy even live? The Angry One: Jack. Dude needs a counselor... Everybody's Friend: David, same reasons as before The Class Clown: Mathew The Recluse In The Corner: Vespyr Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: Marcus? |
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Post by Mathew Amtrum on Nov 25, 2012 1:52:35 GMT -8
Scariest: Vespyr (You scary!) Cutest/Least Intimidating: Kiyr (Take that as a compliment for the character) Most Cunning: Delilah (Dat technical fighting) Slowest: Rai (Didn't even know what sex was...) Strongest: Leon (For now...) Weakest: Sidervib (Already fallen under Barker's sway.  ) Most Violent: Marcus (HE DOVE IN TO THE EARTH AFTER ME!) Most Beaten Up: Rai (I'mma punch him in the schnoz!) Most Intelligent: Kiyr (She is a very clever girl) Most Clueless: Rai (Because seriously, he didn't know what sex was.) Most Helpful: Delilah (She is reaching out and playing peace keeper to everyone.) Biggest Nuisance: Barker (Because fuck you) Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse: Mathew (Because he isn't going anywhere.) Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Orion (I don't know why. I can just see it...) Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker: Mathew (Been there, done that) Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Tuvlan (This one just seems like Tuvlan to me) Most Likely To Turn Gay: Winklewood (Shudders) Most Likely To Turn You Gay: David (AU bromance rivalry stuff) Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: An unopened pistachio (Paul reference) Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Sidervib (Like one day alone and he ends up in Barker's hands) Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: Winklewood (....) Most Likely To Be A Furry: Winklewood (....) Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Mathew/Leon/David (Streaking threads for the win and we all have team speedos. Awwwww yeah) Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Leon (He is pretty unstable still from what I can tell) Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: Leon (Yeah...) Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Everyone? (Who hasn't done this?) Marcus (Because why not?) Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Stu Pot (Something about those eyes) Most Likely To Die Without The Internet: Dexter Douglas (He can't turn in to the Freakazoid without the internet to give him his power!) Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: Asiv (Something is not right about his cure... returning life to dead tissue.... Hmmm....) Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: Al Gore (Not only global warming but Manbearpig) The Sexiest Beast (Male): Levi (Cause I like to make fun of Kiyr having a crush on him  ) Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Bastille (Because DAT ASS!  ) The Kinky One: Olesya (I bet with all that rage bubbling she is killer in the sack!) The Peacekeeper: Delilah (Spreading dem olive branches) The Troublemaker: Mathew (He is kind of a warmonger) Captain Hobo: David Blaze (Birthday hats. Case closed) The Angry One: Olesya (Seriously, anger issues.) Everybody's Friend: David Blaze (While he doesn't reach out like Delilah does he is someone that everyone wants to get in good with.) The Class Clown: Mathew/Leon (We like our shenanigans) The Recluse In The Corner: Unfettered (Because I don't really see him around but I know he is there.) Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: Delilah(Because she can fix just about anything.)
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Post by Lucien DeChain on Dec 3, 2012 19:49:29 GMT -8
{Red=Lucien Black=Greg If more than one name in each category, assume First/Second/Third place.} Lucien entered that magical place, that very, very splendiferous room where the fourth wall was non-existent, and the adjectives were unnecessarily long. There was a man at a computer, and he seemed to be typing out everything he saw-- “Hey!”The writer stopped typing momentarily. “Hi.” “Can we get this over with? I'm kind of in the middle of some things.”“Sure.” Greg snapped his fingers, and the computer started to automatically type out everything that was happening. A giant neon sign appeared in the middle of the room, and a table with two chairs. Once they both sat down and got semi-comfortable, Greg snapped his fingers again, causing a very, very large pizza to appear on the table. On the pizza was pepperoni, mushrooms, and irony. “Whoah, whoah... You know I can't eat..” Lucien held up his hands. Greg sighed. “Fine, more for me.” “Unless it has pineapple. God, I love pineapple.”“Bitch.” “Jerk.”Scariest: Vespyr “I'm voting for Uncle Leon. That man could tear someone apart..”“News flash, Luca, everyone can do that besides you. But there's one whose REALLY scary...” Cutest/Least Intimidating: No one “I don't think anyone I've come across fits this one..”“Nope. Hell, that Oliver kid would kill you. Slowly.” Most Cunning: Leon Sudeki“Uncle Leon. Something about that guy..”“Yeah, I'll agree.” Slowest: Lucien DeChain“You.” “But--”“You.” Strongest: “OH GOD, I'M AWFUL AT THIS.”(Greg is stuffing his face with pizza) “Mgh hrnn wufn nuf tum.” “...Is that Lovecraftian?”Weakest: Lucien DeChain “You.” “Me.”Most Violent: Delilah Black “I know Gemmy personally. Jesus Christ.” “What?”“You get no say.” Most Beaten Up: Orion Smith “Haven't actually seen him in action, but I've heard some things...” (Lucien is sad and hungry and sad.) Most Intelligent: Mathew Amtrum “You know, he PMed me a while ago, and he seemed cool...” “What is this sorcery?”Most Clueless: Sidervib “Sider didn't even know that Mr. Barker was evil.”“Agreed.” Most Helpful: Delilah Black“Are you kidding? 'Hey Delilah, where are you taking me?' '...' 'Hey Delilah, why did you kidnap me?' '....' 'Hey Delilah, what's it like in New York city?' '...' ““And then she punches you so hard, you see the curvature of the earth. She saved your life, dude, give her some cred.” Biggest Nuisance: No One (Greg is deciding most of the rest, since Lucien is busy contemplating his hypocritical eating disorder.) Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse: All of us?Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Rina VadeMost Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker: SidervibMost Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: “Unfettered”“Hah.” Most Likely To Turn Gay: “Unfettered”Most Likely To Turn You Gay: Marcus Prasad“You can't be serious!!”“Come on, Luca, you know you like the teddy bears.” Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Sean BarkerMost Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Lucien DeChain“Especially this next coming week...”“Yep. Tomorrow, Luca hits the world record for longest time without food.” Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: Aryn Valcoph“Oh God, why.”“Now that's entertainment.” Most Likely To Be A Furry:Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Any female celebrityMost Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: David Blaze/”Unfettered”/Lucien DeChain“Well, you're about to have one.. David just had one... and “Unfettered” has had multiple...” Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: Marcus Prasad“I'm pretty sure this has already happened.” “Well, it is Canada.”Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: David Blaze“Hell, he throws himself out of windows!!” Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Orion Smith“Yeah, I think Orion pretty much has this in the bag.” “...Why does he glow?”Most Likely To Die Without The Internet: GREG LOUDON“In fact, I just got back to life about 5 hours ago...” Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: Sean Barker“...There's no accident.” Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: “But global warming is a natural occurrence...”“Just let it go, Luca.” The Sexiest Beast (Male): Marcus Prasad(Lucien's mouth is taped.) Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Delilah Black“I mean, she keeps 'losing' every shirt she wears!!” “Uh.. I'd kinda like to see that...”The Kinky One: Aryn Valcoph“Wait, aren't you..”“We're talking characters here, Luca. Characters.” The Peacekeeper: Any Crow“Horray!”“Yay Luca, you're finally a part of a greater whole. Your life now has meaning.” The Troublemaker: Leon Sudeki“He threw a pizza at my face...”“Yeah, he did.” Captain Hobo:
“I still don't know much people here..”
The Angry One: Jack O'Connor“That dude has an anger issue...” “Um..”“Just trust me on this one.” Everybody's Friend: David Blaze/Delilah Black“Again, what?”“Well, David is the guy to see for pretty much everything. And Delilah is just so damn friendly.” “Friendly? Delilah? Everytime I see her, I feel like she's going to throatfuck me with a sandwich.”“Because she cares.” The Class Clown: Leon Sudeki“A pizza. At my face.”The Recluse In The Corner:“Oh, yeah, they call me the recluse..”“Used to, Luca.” Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: GREG LOUDON“Hey, if you were so good, how come you couldn't...”“Enough. I built this freaking computer. Gemmy is using my laptop. I am teh winrar.” |
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Post by Saul Kelly on Dec 24, 2012 0:36:43 GMT -8
The streets of the territory were dead, as was expected during the daylight hours of the few blocks the Rogues occupied. Most were still asleep, the faction being mostly nocturnal, and the abandoned city was quiet, save for the faint sound of two pairs of shuffling feet and an even fainter tik-tik-TOK-ing. The two boys walked side by side, one towering greatly over the other, and though they said nothing to each other it felt almost as if this was a pleasant time.
And it was. Saul and Allen meandered down Spring further, going no where in particular and just enjoyed the day, Allen even managing to keep his chattering to a hushed minimum. Turning the corner onto Walnut, Saul spotted a young man pacing in front of a storefront and looking bored and slightly irritated as he hung rubber bands from the metal jutting from the center of his lip. Looking up from his feet, the boy furrowed his brow, removed the rubber bands, and trotted over to the boys.
"There you are! Have you guys got any idea how long I've been waiting for you?"[/color] The boy's face softened as he went around and behind the boys, wedging himself between Saul and Allen and threw his arms around them. Saul froze as the shouty little man's arm wrapped around his waist, and Allen's face twitched unhappily at the unwelcomed contact. "Well, come on then! Inside we go!" The young man ushered the two into the shop, which at one point had been a Bank of America, but now looked an awful lot like a voting headquarters. "It is voting day, after all." he muttered before forcing the two into a poll booth and shoving a ballot as well as two pens (purple and lime green, of course) in after them.
The boys exchanged looks inside the booth. Voting? For what? Looking down at the ballot, they got their answer.
Scariest: The boys exchanged grim looks before almost simultaneously writing down the same person.
"The Commander" "the she-devil"
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Saul frowned, looking down at his companion. The skeletal little thing was filled with neurotic rage, but in reality looking at Allen the wrong way could probably bruise his pale skin. The man scribbled a name, not waiting for the boy to write something in too before moving along.
"Allen"
Most Cunning: Again, the man didn't wait, this time because there was no question of who was most deserving in his eyes.
"Jaq"
Weakest: A sigh.
"Allen"
Most Violent: Allen had sat on the floor, no longer wishing to engage in such a ridiculous task such as voting, and knew (as Saul did) that anything relevant to him would be brought to his attention. Humming, his used the green pen to scribble scriptures along the inside wall of the booth. The small man outside narrowed his eyes in confusion at the curious scraping noise.
"The Commmander"
Most Beaten Up: The man's face contorted into a distant but well-defined frown as he reviewed his time as a Rogue.
"Saul"
Most Intelligent: "Teal"
Biggest Nuisance: Looking up from his wall, Allen hissed and rose to his feet and shoved Saul aside. Furiously, he all but engraved the 5 letters into the writing surface before sitting back down in a huff. Moving on.
"QUINN"
Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse: "Rogues"
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: "Refer to the boneyard" the man wrote down. Pausing, he turned towards the curtained archway of the booth and shouted out "I'm not very good at thith at all" to which his host sighed as reassured him with a "Just do your best, Champ.".
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: What. Who even fucking writes these stupid things? Saul looked at the paper trying to figure out who had the gall to waste actual time writing such a silly question and for a moment his suspicions fell on the shouty kid outside.
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: "A little late for that"
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: "GOD""Ignatius"
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Leta
Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: Both boys cringed, and even their host felt a sort of unexplained grimace overcome his face as Saul wrote.
"Tuvlan"
Most Likely To Be A Furry: What the fuck is a furry??
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: The man begins to wonder why the question is even being asked, what with how obvious the answer is.
"Leech"
Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: Saul reached down and patted at Allen's head affectionately, and the boy stopped his scrawlings for a moment to possibly playfully bite at the man's hand.
"Allen"
Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: "Graf"
Duh.
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Most Rogues stayed firmly fenestrated, but the man figured if anyone would do it, he knew who.
"Vincent"
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: "The Commanders"
Most Likely To Die Without The Internet: Saul had never been on the internet. Upon asking Allen if he had, all the boy had to say was "I went once and it was awful". Knowing nothing about the internet, Saul moved on.
The Sexiest Beast (Male): "Leech". Nope nevermind, that is a subject that shouldn't be touched on.
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Meh.
The Troublemaker: "Leech"
The Angry One: "The Commander"
The Class Clown: "Tuvlan"
The Recluse In The Corner: This was the most literal category Saul had ever seen. Finally, as he reached the last question, he scribbled a familiar name, helped Allen off the ground, and stumbled out of the booth.
"Quinn"
The boys emerged, and their host gleefully waved them a hello before snatching the ballot and pens back from them. Shuffling through some drawers on a desk that probably didn't belong to him, the small pierced man came up with two "I voted" stickers and slapped them onto the chests of the other men. Shuffling them towards the door, he laughed a "Hey, thanks for voting, now get the fuck out of my office."[/b] before pushing them out of the abandoned building.
Saul and Allen exchanged a look of confusion before silently deciding to disregard the occurrence of the last few minutes and strolled down the road further in quiet wonderment.
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Post by "Unfettered" on Dec 24, 2012 1:31:48 GMT -8
 : "...He apologizes for... the lackluster style."[/color]
Scariest: Vespyr Cutest/Least Intimidating: Rina Vade Most Cunning: Delilah A. Black Slowest: "Unfettered" Strongest: David Blaze Weakest: Lucien DeChain Most Violent: David Blaze Most Beaten Up: Olesya deBogart Most Intelligent: Vespyr Most Clueless: Raikotsu Sudeki Most Helpful: Delilah A. Motherfuckin' Black Biggest Nuisance: Bastille Cunningham Most Likely To Survive The Apocalypse: Vespyr (As opposed to the non-nuclear one) Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Lucien DeChain Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker: Matthew Amtrum Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Leon Sudeki Most Likely To Turn Gay: "Unfettered" Winters Most Likely To Turn You Gay: Vincent Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Vespyr Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: "Tuvlan" Most Likely To Rub Vaseline All Over Their Dirty Body: Leta May (would probably mistaken it for soap) Most Likely To Be A Furry: Fox Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Vespyr (NPC: Leech) Most Likely To Have A Mental Breakdown: "Unfettered" Winters Most Likely To Have Ridden & Eaten A Moose: Leon Sudeki Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Matthew Amtrum Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Vespyr (NPC... Quentin James Noviak) Most Likely To Die Without The Internet: Erik Masters Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: Mr. Asiv Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: "Unfettered" Winters The Sexiest Beast (Male): Vincent Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Vespyr ('dem hips) Best Ass: Bastille Cunningham ('dat ass) The Kinky One: Vincent Aryn Valcoph The Peacekeeper: David Blaze The Troublemaker: Captain Hobo: "Tuvlan" The Angry One: Marcus Prasad Everybody's Friend: Delilah A. Black The Class Clown: Leon Sudeki The Recluse In The Corner: Saul Kelly Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: Kazuya Hikari |
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