BECAUSE THREADS (TEMPORARILY NON-CANON)

["Unfettered"]

[8:50:17 PM] Michael De Vera: Okay
[8:50:23 PM] Michael De Vera: So War Drums occurs
[8:50:28 PM] Michael De Vera: Kiyoshi's dead
[8:50:43 PM] Michael De Vera: "U's" in... captivity, away from Crows, safe
[8:50:47 PM] Michael De Vera: and "Teal" is in charge
[8:50:54 PM] Michael De Vera: There is GOING to be a funeral for Kiyoshi
[8:51:04 PM] Michael De Vera: and "Teal" is going to look at Delilah's current attire.
[8:51:15 PM] Michael De Vera: And he's not going to approve, unless she's wearing something befitting her rank.
[8:51:49 PM] Michael De Vera: "VER IST YOUR SEAMSTRESS"
[8:52:06 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: -takes him to Talon-
[8:52:42 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: -big burly, fat-looking irish guy, face that looks like it was attempted to be hammered into a more pleasing shape on an anvil-
[8:52:55 PM] Michael De Vera: *GLARES VEHEMENTLY*
[8:53:23 PM] Michael De Vera: "HERR BURLES.
[8:53:33 PM] Michael De Vera: "SHOW ME PROOF ZAT DU ARE A SATISFACTORY SEAMSTRESS."
[8:55:38 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: "..." turns to Delilah, "who the fuck is this guy."
"Just...just do as he asks"
"okay..." -shows design for wedding dress for Bastille-
[8:56:08 PM] Michael De Vera: *GRABS DESIGNS*
*SCRUTENIZES*
[8:57:07 PM] Michael De Vera: "WUNDERBAR. DU ARE NOW TITLED DAS' CROWS' 'FEATHERER.'"
[8:57:39 PM] Michael De Vera: "VE NEED AN OFFICIAL DESIGN FOR CROWS' OFFICERS OF FIRST, SINCE ALL OF DAS ZEROS APPEAR TO ENJOY DYING ON US."
[8:57:50 PM] Michael De Vera: *...stares...*
[8:58:04 PM] Michael De Vera: "VE SHALL USE MEIN, FOR SPEED UND EFFICIENCY'S SAKE.
[8:58:14 PM] Michael De Vera: "HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL DU REQUIRE TO AID DU?"
[8:58:24 PM] Michael De Vera: "...TO FINISH BY DAS END OF DAS WEEK?"
[8:59:08 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: "uh...depends on how many I'm making? maybe four?"
-LOOKS AT DELILAH WITH FRIGHTENED EXPRESSION-
-She just shakes her head slowly-
[8:59:48 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: "you just wanna see me dressed as a nazi. <.<
[8:59:50 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: "
[9:00:02 PM] Michael De Vera: *IGNORES*
[9:00:16 PM] Michael De Vera: *TURNS TO TALON*
[9:00:19 PM] Michael De Vera: *SEETHES*
[9:00:25 PM] Michael De Vera: "FIND YOUR FOUR MEN, ZEN.
[9:00:36 PM] Michael De Vera: "ZER RATIONS WILL BE DOUBLED FOR DAS DURATION.
[9:00:51 PM] Michael De Vera: "IT MUST BE DONE. PERFECTLY."
[9:01:25 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: "...uh. Yes sir?"
-Terrified look at Delilah-
[9:03:02 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: -ONE WEEK LATER...-
[9:03:22 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: "THEY'RE...DONE, SIR. Matching your uniform, as you wanted."
[9:03:41 PM] Michael De Vera: *APPROACHES WITH MENACING LOOKING DUSTER AND MAGNIFYING GLASS*
[9:03:54 PM] Michael De Vera: *INSPECTS*
[9:04:05 PM] Michael De Vera: *MAKES "HARUMPHING" SOUNDS*
[9:04:13 PM] Michael De Vera: *MAKES NON-COMMITAL GRUNTS*
[9:04:20 PM] Michael De Vera: *STARES AT TALON ACCUSINGLY*
[9:04:44 PM] Michael De Vera: *WHIPS OUT MEASURING TAPE*
[9:04:46 PM] Michael De Vera: *CONTINUES*
[9:04:49 PM] Michael De Vera: *MORE GRUNTING*
[9:06:26 PM] Michael De Vera: "DELILAH, KOMM ZU MIR."
[9:06:50 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: -goes- >_> "yeees?
[9:06:51 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: "
[9:07:19 PM] Michael De Vera: "HERR BURLES HAS MEASURED DU TO A 'T'?"
[9:08:00 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: "Took my measurements when you left the room a week ago, as a matter of fact. And twice more after."
[9:08:18 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: "it had to be 'PERFECT'."
[9:08:41 PM] Michael De Vera: *SCRUTENIZES*
[9:09:09 PM] Michael De Vera: *WHIPS OUT MEASURING TAPE*
[9:09:40 PM] Michael De Vera: *BEGINS UNCOMFORTABLE COMPARING PROCESS*
[9:09:54 PM] Michael De Vera: *NO PLACE IS LEFT HOLY*
[9:10:04 PM] Michael De Vera: *SCOWLS AT TALON*
[9:10:07 PM] Michael De Vera: "EXCELLENT."
[9:10:17 PM] Michael De Vera: "NOW FOR DAS FITTING.
[9:10:25 PM] Michael De Vera: "DELILAH, STRIP.
[9:10:28 PM] Michael De Vera: *TURNS ABOUT FACE*
[9:11:56 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: -Talon stares.

BLUSHES

GRINS-

-delilah glowers-

"...FINE OKAY JEEZ."
[9:12:12 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: -delilah quickly strips!-
[9:14:15 PM] Michael De Vera: "ICH HOPE DU ARE NOT JUST STANDING ZER LIKE AN EXHIBISTIONIST.
[9:14:37 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: "ICH HOPE YOU BLEHBLEHBLEH" -gets into uniform-
[9:14:42 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: "DONE"
[9:14:51 PM] Michael De Vera: *TURNS ABOUT FACE*
[9:14:55 PM] Michael De Vera: *SCOWLS*

[9:15:00 PM] Michael De Vera: "WUNDERBAR."
[9:15:09 PM] Michael De Vera: *SCOWLS AT TALON*
[9:15:17 PM] Michael De Vera: "ICH ALMOST LIKE DU. VELL DONE, FEATHERER."
[9:16:00 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: -Delilah nearly faints at that admission because TEAL MIGHT ACTUALLY ALMOST LIKE SOMEONE WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-
[9:16:13 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: "Thank you, sir."
[9:16:19 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: -still afraid, slightly.-
[9:16:53 PM] Michael De Vera: "VELL SAID, FEATHERER.
[9:17:10 PM] Michael De Vera: "NOW CREATE FOR ME ENOUGH VESTS TO OUTFIT ZE ENTIRETY OF CROWS.
[9:17:16 PM] Michael De Vera: "DU HAVE TWO WEEKS."
[9:17:25 PM] Michael De Vera: "HOW MANY PEOPLE VILL DU REQUIRE."
[9:17:43 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: -GAPES-
[9:17:52 PM] Gemmy/Delilah: "Uh...ten? TWO WEEKS?"
[9:18:25 PM] Michael De Vera: "KIYOSHI'S BODY ISN'T JUST GOING TO LAY IN HIS COFFIN FOREVER, UND DAS EMBALMING CREAM FROM DAS DRAGONS ISN'T LONG-TERM."
[9:18:55 PM] Michael De Vera: "DAS TEN WILL HAVE DOUBLE RATIONS. YOUR MISSION STARTS NOW."
[9:18:58 PM] Michael De Vera: *ABSCONDS*

[Delilah A. Black]

[2013-12-23 4:38:14 PM] Michael De Vera: Dora: "...The 'doktor' will see you, now."
[2013-12-23 4:38:27 PM] Michael De Vera: *Dora leaves promptly, disgusted that she was fitted into a nurse's outfit*
[2013-12-23 4:38:54 PM] Michael De Vera: *A head pops in, behind the surgeon curtain, white hair draping over its face*
[2013-12-23 4:39:02 PM] Michael De Vera: "Hallo, Miss Black."
[2013-12-23 4:39:10 PM] Michael De Vera: "Ready for your check-up?"
[2013-12-23 4:39:12 PM] Michael De Vera: "~"
[2013-12-23 4:39:21 PM] Megan Unrau: "<_<"
[2013-12-23 4:39:37 PM] Megan Unrau: "This smacks an awful lot of world war two already..."
[2013-12-23 4:39:56 PM] Michael De Vera: *cue the shit-eating grin*
[2013-12-23 4:40:22 PM] Megan Unrau: "...yeeeesss I'm ready, why are you the doctor again?"
[2013-12-23 4:40:43 PM] Megan Unrau: -suspicion not at all eased by smile-
[2013-12-23 4:40:50 PM] Michael De Vera: *steps in fully, apparently completely decked out in doctors' clothes*
[2013-12-23 4:41:14 PM] Michael De Vera: "For accuracy's sake in reenactment."
[2013-12-23 4:41:31 PM] Michael De Vera: *stoops over closer, pulling out tongue depresser*
[2013-12-23 4:41:43 PM] Michael De Vera: "But of course, it ist mostly for laughs. Say ah."
[2013-12-23 4:42:10 PM] Megan Unrau: -still very skeptical. 'For the lulz' not a valid medical reason-
[2013-12-23 4:42:18 PM] Megan Unrau: -TENTATIVELY-
[2013-12-23 4:42:21 PM] Megan Unrau: "aaahhhhh"
[2013-12-23 4:42:46 PM] Michael De Vera: *promptly sticks tongue... depresser in.*
[2013-12-23 4:42:56 PM] Michael De Vera: *ist das vaiting*
[2013-12-23 4:43:08 PM] Michael De Vera: *slides it out*
[2013-12-23 4:43:15 PM] Michael De Vera: "Ja."
[2013-12-23 4:43:26 PM] Michael De Vera: "Zat ist a thing."
[2013-12-23 4:43:34 PM] Michael De Vera: *looking at it inquisitively*
[2013-12-23 4:44:00 PM] Megan Unrau: -growing trepedation-
[2013-12-23 4:44:19 PM] Megan Unrau: "Should I even aaaask?"
[2013-12-23 4:45:58 PM] Michael De Vera: "...Shh..."
[2013-12-23 4:46:00 PM] Michael De Vera: *smiles*
[2013-12-23 4:46:06 PM] Michael De Vera: *pulls out heart listner*
[2013-12-23 4:46:12 PM] Michael De Vera: "Lay back... und relax*
[2013-12-23 4:46:32 PM] Michael De Vera: *leans over, pressing the listener against her chest... fingers ris---*
[2013-12-23 4:46:35 PM] Michael De Vera: *Delilah wakes up*
[2013-12-23 4:46:55 PM] Megan Unrau: "..."
[2013-12-23 4:47:01 PM] Megan Unrau: "GODDAMMIT D: <"
[2013-12-23 4:47:16 PM] Michael De Vera: "Vat ist it?"
[2013-12-23 4:47:28 PM] Michael De Vera: *Unfettered is in the corner, doing the dishes in their home*
[2013-12-23 4:47:40 PM] Michael De Vera: *Shirtless, apron... low riding jeans*
[2013-12-23 4:47:50 PM] Michael De Vera: *Oscar hanging around the back of his neck*
[2013-12-23 4:48:01 PM] Michael De Vera: "...Did du have zat dream again?"
[2013-12-23 4:49:05 PM] Megan Unrau: "uuugh yes. Apparently. Only this time with a tongue depressor."
[2013-12-23 4:49:09 PM] Megan Unrau: "...."
[2013-12-23 4:49:12 PM] Megan Unrau: "And more Aushwitz."
[2013-12-23 4:49:17 PM] Michael De Vera: *puts down dishes*
[2013-12-23 4:49:27 PM] Megan Unrau: (LOL OSCAR?!)
[2013-12-23 4:49:31 PM] Michael De Vera: *walks on over, cradeling their son in their arms*
[2013-12-23 4:49:49 PM] Michael De Vera: "Zey vill pass, babe, don't worry."
[2013-12-23 4:50:09 PM] Michael De Vera: *leans over, giving a quick kiss to her forehead.*
[2013-12-23 4:50:19 PM] Michael De Vera: "Just rest up so you can get better soon---"
[2013-12-23 4:50:23 PM] Michael De Vera: *Delilah wakes up.*
[2013-12-23 4:50:29 PM] Megan Unrau: "AGAAAAAAAIN"
[2013-12-23 4:50:51 PM] Michael De Vera: "VAAAAAAAAAAAT"
[2013-12-23 4:51:05 PM] Michael De Vera: *heard from the other side of her door of her room in the Crow's Nest*
[2013-12-23 4:51:40 PM] Megan Unrau: (-COUGHING FIT B/C LAUGHING-)
[2013-12-23 4:52:14 PM] Megan Unrau: "FUCKING...INCEPTION DREAMS"
[2013-12-23 4:52:41 PM] Michael De Vera: "AH."
[2013-12-23 4:52:45 PM] Michael De Vera: "DON'T VORRY."
[2013-12-23 4:53:00 PM] Michael De Vera: "ICH AM JUST A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION ANYVAYS"
[2013-12-23 4:53:08 PM] Michael De Vera: *laughs maniacally as he walks away*
[2013-12-23 4:53:16 PM] Megan Unrau: "..."
[2013-12-23 4:53:26 PM] Megan Unrau: "D: STOP THAT ONE DAY I'LL BELIEVE YOU"
[2013-12-23 4:53:37 PM] Michael De Vera: [/end scene]