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Post by Mathew Amtrum on Mar 9, 2013 21:18:57 GMT -8
A letter would be sent by Mathew via carrier pigeon deep in to Barker territory!
Dear Irritant,
I wanted to send you this friendly little reminder that soon a crimson tide of your blood will wash over the city. If you are disappointed about how long it has taken me to write you again, it is simply because you are only of little importance. Much like an itch on my ball sack after I've shaven.
That's right.
You are little more than pube irritation.
Sincerely,
Jarl Amtrum, The Conqueror of the Dragon Slayer, Pharaoh of the Sun God Ra, Ares God of War, Earth Dragon, King of Douches, and Fucker of your Sister.
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Post by Mr. Kaar on Mar 15, 2013 11:11:29 GMT -8
A return pigeon would reach Mathew about a day later.
Dear Mathew,
Why thank you for replying at all. Its simply too good to hear from you, I had begun to give up hope. I have been wondering how my sister was I'm glad shes in the hands of an incapable test tube project I turned in some years ago for a barely passing grade.
I hope for her sake however the titles don't leave too little for other aspects of... Life.
Yours Always,
Daddy.
P.S: That itch is actually crabs, sorry, should of warned you about my whore sister.
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Post by Mathew Amtrum on Mar 15, 2013 11:40:18 GMT -8
Dear "Scientist,"
I must thank you for clearing some things up for me. I always wondered where she ran off too. I suppose it's good to know she ran off with that pitiful assassin you sent to kill me. I appriciate the personal touch, even if your man came up lacking. But hey, we can't all be winners. Asr for me I'm sure even your pitiful men have been able to scrap up enough information to piece together the fact that I am currently engaged to another member of our happy Correctional Facility family.
I'm sure you remember Bastille.
Well I am going to give you the same message everyone else is getting. You are invited to the wedding and you may bring a plus one. (Not Winklewood, bride's condition.) However there will be a few stipulations for if you come, we are not continuing the war there, so you and your guest be on your best behavior. This goes for everyone.
Wedding gifts are mandatory, seriously you won't be let in without one. And nothing freaky, I don't want your leather clad [riend's man thong. If you try it I will shove it down your throat. Food and entertainment will be provided, and if you can play nice then maybe we can have a chance to sit down and talk business.
Seriously bring a gift,
Mathew Amtrum
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Post by Mr. Kaar on Mar 15, 2013 11:44:21 GMT -8
RSVP
Sean Barker
Mitsoumi
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Post by Mathew Amtrum on Mar 15, 2013 11:47:02 GMT -8
Mathew reads the final letter and laughs to himself before shoving it deep in to his coat pocket. Of this wedding was going to be amazing. And the look on everyone's faces when when they show up. It was almost enough to not require a gift... almost.
"Oh boy this is going to be good."
Plus business. There was always a place to talk business, and he really wasn't opposed to cutting a deal with Barker. For the time being. It was all about what he could get out of it.
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