Van
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Post by Van on Apr 22, 2013 23:26:22 GMT -8
Last night you dreamed you were on an airplane, but the rows of seats were empty, and the sick feeling in your gut while you watched clouds flitting past in the windows told you that the plane was falling.
Your seat was at an equal distance from the cockpit and the torn-open emergency exit.
- I went to the cockpit.
- I went to the exit.
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Post by David B. on Apr 22, 2013 23:44:51 GMT -8
I went to the cockpit.
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Van
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Post by Van on Apr 23, 2013 0:10:12 GMT -8
In the cockpit you find, in the pilot's seat... a crocodile. Perhaps that's not what you expected to find? As you enter, it turns to look at you hungrily and opens its long jaws a little bit.
The plane is still plummeting to the ground and the crocodile is obviously doing nothing about it.
- I show the crocodile how to fly the airplane.
- I get the hell out of the cockpit.
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Post by David B. on Apr 23, 2013 0:11:59 GMT -8
I teach the crocodile how to fly the airplane, as he knows just as much as I do about piloting, and together we may be able to figure it out.
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Van
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Post by Van on Apr 23, 2013 0:17:48 GMT -8
CROCODILES CAN'T FLY AIRPLANES, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? [/b] Crocodiles aren't even remotely interested in piloting. All they are interested in is biting your head off. And that's exactly what he did. And then you woke up. You gain +1 CHA, though, for your courageous effort.[/blockquote][/size] |
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