Post by David B. on Nov 10, 2013 19:06:45 GMT -8
In case you hadn't noticed, it's that time of year again!
Now, before I go, I wanted to impart my yearly tradition of fun, sun and love!
On my Birthday, I usually come up with ways to gift to my friends here at 259 an item of special magnificence! Something that just says "Hey, I'm awesome, and you can't judge me for it!". There have been laughs There have been tears...there have been discussions about belts that have a strange similarity to African penises! (You had to be there~)
MY POINT IS!
Happy Birthday, to me, and thus to all of you. As has been seen in previous years (here and here), I want you guys to share in my enjoyment in the weirdest ways possible. The items may be weird and likely will go unused, but they are YOUR weird and soon to be unused items, and whenever you see them in your inventory, you'll think of me.
ALRIGHT- HERE WE GO!
CUSTOM ITEM!
The Happy Birthday Breezin Burn-off!
+2 STR, +2 CON, +2 CHA
Power: Impossible to be sun burnt while your wearing this!
You find this item, strange enough, sitting on your doorstep with a bow tie! It's a small bottle, but has a strange allure. Easily fitted in your pocket, you curiously wonder what it does! The directions say "Spray on, absorb awesome, feel and look great! Protects against ultraviolet rays like never before- the perfect hand-held security for any Californian native!"
THIS IS A NON-TRADEABLE ITEM. IT CANNOT BE SOLD, GIFTED OR MODIFIED. THIS ITEM HAS 5 USES AVAILABLE BEFORE IT RUNS OUT ENTIRELY!
PLEASE ACCEPT THIS ITEM BELOW!
Now, before I go, I wanted to impart my yearly tradition of fun, sun and love!
On my Birthday, I usually come up with ways to gift to my friends here at 259 an item of special magnificence! Something that just says "Hey, I'm awesome, and you can't judge me for it!". There have been laughs There have been tears...there have been discussions about belts that have a strange similarity to African penises! (You had to be there~)
MY POINT IS!
Happy Birthday, to me, and thus to all of you. As has been seen in previous years (here and here), I want you guys to share in my enjoyment in the weirdest ways possible. The items may be weird and likely will go unused, but they are YOUR weird and soon to be unused items, and whenever you see them in your inventory, you'll think of me.
ALRIGHT- HERE WE GO!
CUSTOM ITEM!
The Happy Birthday Breezin Burn-off!
+2 STR, +2 CON, +2 CHA
Power: Impossible to be sun burnt while your wearing this!
You find this item, strange enough, sitting on your doorstep with a bow tie! It's a small bottle, but has a strange allure. Easily fitted in your pocket, you curiously wonder what it does! The directions say "Spray on, absorb awesome, feel and look great! Protects against ultraviolet rays like never before- the perfect hand-held security for any Californian native!"
THIS IS A NON-TRADEABLE ITEM. IT CANNOT BE SOLD, GIFTED OR MODIFIED. THIS ITEM HAS 5 USES AVAILABLE BEFORE IT RUNS OUT ENTIRELY!
PLEASE ACCEPT THIS ITEM BELOW!
