Van
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Post by Van on Dec 2, 2013 18:45:34 GMT -8
IT'S BAAAACK
Rules
- You may either vote OOC (based on how YOU feel about others' characters) or IC (how your characters feel about other characters). However, please only post from ONE of your accounts.
- Voting for NPCs is allowed.
- Be a good sport— and no hard feelings. Even awards like Weakest and Most Useless are meant to be taken in good humor =D
and you get spiffy prizes, so who cares!
- You may only vote for one person in each individual award, but you may vote for the same person for multiple awards. Heck, you could vote for the same person for all of the awards. (But you won’t because no one is that awesome.) You can even vote for yourself. But share the love. Voting only for characters of currently active players is advised because there are prizes to be claimed, but you're still allowed to vote for whoever you want.
- You don’t have to vote for every award. Leaving an award blank is fine, even though
a pony your favourite anime character dies for every blank you leave.
- You may either post your ballot here or PM it to me; however, the former is preferred. It’s more fun when you get to see what other people think.
- As you may have noticed, there are no ‘Best Roleplayer’ or ‘Best Fighter’ awards. We don’t want anyone’s ego getting inflated here— you’re all awesome, and you can all be the best roleplayers or the best fighters in your own right.
- Any votes that are unclear, or that have more than one character listed for a single award, will not be counted.
- You may add your own 'joke' categories at the end of your ballot, but they won't be counted in the official tally. (I'll tack them onto the end of the final results though, for shits and gigs).
Superlatives (With Consolation Prizes!)
Scariest:
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Award: +1 CHA
Most Cunning:
Slowest: Award: +1 DEX
Strongest:
Weakest: Award: +1 STR
Most Violent:
Most Beaten Up: Award: +1 CON
Most Intelligent:
Most Clueless: Award: +1 INT
Most Helpful:
Biggest Nuisance: Award: +1 WIS
'Most Likely To...'
Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart:
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten:
Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker Whatever The New Baddie's Name Is:
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat:
Most Likely To Turn Gay:
Most Likely To Turn You Gay:
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now:
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week:
Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower:
Most Likely To Be A Furry:
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public:
Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn:
Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets:
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window:
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise:
Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged:
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident:
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming:
Class Awards:
The Sexiest Beast (Male):
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female):
The Kinky One:
The Peacekeeper:
The Troublemaker:
Captain Hobo:
The Angry One:
Everybody's Friend:
The Class Clown:
The Recluse In The Corner:
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek:
Here is your ballot. Copy/paste this and fill it in with your votes, then post it here or PM it to me by the end of Monday, December 30th. Have fun!~
[b]Scariest:[/b]
[b]Cutest/Least Intimidating:[/b]
[b]Most Cunning:[/b]
[b]Slowest:[/b]
[b]Strongest:[/b]
[b]Weakest:[/b]
[b]Most Violent:[/b]
[b]Most Beaten Up:[/b]
[b]Most Intelligent:[/b]
[b]Most Clueless:[/b]
[b]Most Helpful:[/b]
[b]Biggest Nuisance:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Write Love Letters:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Turn Gay:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Turn [i]You[/i] Gay:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Be A Furry:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident:[/b]
[b]Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming:[/b]
[b]The Sexiest Beast (Male):[/b]
[b]Hottest Piece of Ass (Female):[/b]
[b]The Kinky One:[/b]
[b]The Peacekeeper:[/b]
[b]The Troublemaker:[/b]
[b]Captain Hobo:[/b]
[b]The Angry One:[/b]
[b]Everybody's Friend:[/b]
[b]The Class Clown:[/b]
[b]The Recluse In The Corner:[/b]
[b]Internet Superhero/Technology Geek:[/b]
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Post by Bastille Amtrum on Dec 3, 2013 0:06:38 GMT -8
This is what happens when you're character is kidnapped and you have nothing to do. These are based on both my own and Bastilles in character opinions. yup.
Scariest: Vespyr
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Aryanna Amtrum [Evelyn is such a bossy older sister]
Most Cunning: Eurydice
Slowest: Leon
Strongest:That new big bad evil guy. Yup.
Weakest:Evelyn Amtrum [although her sister comes in close- but hey, im only allowed to vote for one]
Most Violent:Bastille
Most Beaten Up: Leon?
Most Intelligent: Mathew Amtrum
Most Clueless: Rai
Most Helpful:Delilah
Biggest Nuisance:Rai
Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart: Marcus Prasad
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: apparently Bastille- since yah, it happened.
Most Likely To Write Love Letters:Kiyr
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Mathew Amtrum
Most Likely To Turn Gay: Leon- still waiting for this to happen!
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: Aryn
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now:Vespyr
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week:Kiyr
Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower:David Blaze
Most Likely To Be A Furry: ......Cough* Marcus *cough*
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public:Mathew...he already refuses to wear shoes.
Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn: Player 1.
Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets: oh god....I'm saying Marcus even though Bastille has done that.
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: .... Oleysa. yup.
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise:I'm not entirely convinced Zack Asiv isnt.....
Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged Vespyr
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident:Well I would have guessed Sean Barker but...he's dead now. So I'm going with Mathew and his Hades stunts.
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming:Jonathan Winters- see what i did there?
The Sexiest Beast (Male): John Nemo-- Pft. ya'll thought I would vote for my husband. Chris Hemsworth playby folk- i am all up in that bias right there.
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Sighhhh, honestly? Gotta go with Oleysa- might have secret coveting right there. Sorry Aryn, it was close.
The Kinky One:Aryn
The Peacekeeper:David Blaze
The Troublemaker:Sidervib
Captain Hobo:Marcus- sorry.
The Angry One:Bastille
Everybody's Friend:Delilah
The Class Clown:Marcus
The Recluse In The Corner: Lucien
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek:I dun even know....Zax? Going on the limb and I want to vote on something for the guy!
BEST ASS:
Bastille. - because she's not the hottest girl on the site but her ass if by far the champion. Defending that!
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Post by Raikotsu Sudeki on Dec 7, 2013 22:07:49 GMT -8
Scariest: Hades (Even dead...)
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Yachiru
Most Cunning: Kyir
Slowest: Rai (Mentally)
Strongest: John Strike
Weakest: Zax
Most Violent: Vespyr
Most Beaten Up: Marcus
Most Intelligent: Eury
Most Clueless: Rai
Most Helpful: Eury
Biggest Nuisance: Zax
Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart: Delilah
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Zax
Most Likely To Write Love Letters: Kazuya
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Marcus
Most Likely To Turn Gay: Mako
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: Lucien
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Mathew
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Zax
Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower: Mathew
Most Likely To Be A Furry: Leon
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Leon
Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn: Player 1
Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets: Kazuya
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Marcus
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Yachiru
Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged Vespyr
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: Zax
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: Kazuya (TROLOLOLOLOLOL)
The Sexiest Beast (Male): Unfettered XD
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Kureha
The Kinky One: Aryn
The Peacekeeper: Eury
The Troublemaker: Sider
Captain Hobo: Sider
The Angry One: Mathew
Everybody's Friend: Yachiru
The Class Clown: Zax
The Recluse In The Corner: Malakai
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: Koshiro
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Post by Lucien DeChain on Dec 8, 2013 20:38:23 GMT -8
Scariest: Vespyr
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Player 1
Most Cunning: Leon because reasons.
Slowest: Kiyr (BECAUSE IN THAT ONE THREAD SHE WAS ACTUALLY THE SLOWEST PERSON RUNNING)
Strongest: John Strike (let's see how many people i can poke in the forehead)
Weakest: This used to be Luc, but purely by stat points, this would be Zax.
Most Violent: From Luc's perspective, David.
Most Beaten Up: I don't know if you've noticed, but Lucien's lost a lot of fights lately.
Most Intelligent: Eurydice
Most Clueless: Sean Barker (haha he dead)
Most Helpful: Delilah
Biggest Nuisance: Sidervib
Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart: Marcus
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Orion. VORE-LICIOUS.
Most Likely To Write Love Letters: Didn't people actually do that? That whole triangle thing with Les and David and Kiyr? But, Luc has totally written love letters IC. I don't know, this actually did happen. It was a thing... uh. Pass?
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Leon
Most Likely To Turn Gay: ”MEEEEE?” NO LUC YOU'RE ALREADY GAY. >_> Bastille.
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: Luc is already gay. So I'll reword this to say 'turn you straight' and say Aryn.
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Gemmy
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: In his current state.. Marcus?
Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower: Eurydice
Most Likely To Be A Furry: Raikotsu
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Silk
Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn: Kiyr
Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets: Punk.
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Olesya
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Leon Sudeki. SPOILER ALERT.
Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged You know who I have never seen displaying any emotion? Mathew. Not even when his arm was cut off and his wife kidnapped.
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: Mathew. This might actually happen.
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: Sidervib
The Sexiest Beast (Male): ”Unfettered.” No hesitation whatsoever.
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Still Aryn
The Kinky One: Raikotsu (I have this weird feeling)
The Peacekeeper: Pass because reasons.
The Troublemaker: Spoderman
Captain Hobo: Punk
The Angry One: Everyone's so angry... David.
Everybody's Friend: Lucien
The Class Clown: Player 1
The Recluse In The Corner: ....Greg.
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: Punk. (kind of a technomancer)
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Malcomb Warhazzard
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Son of Sidervib Warhazzard
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OOC Name: Sider
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Post by Malcomb Warhazzard on Dec 16, 2013 1:12:18 GMT -8
Scariest: Strike, John Strike
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Yachiru
Most Cunning:Mathew
Slowest:Rai
Strongest: Mathew, unless someone randomly dodges his attack by finding something shiny on the ground
Weakest: Zax
Most Violent: Delilah
Most Beaten Up: Zax
Most Intelligent: Eury
Most Clueless: Lucien
Most Helpful: Hades, R.I.P.?
Biggest Nuisance: Koshiro, sorry cuz
Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart: Yachiru (candy section)
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Zack Asiv
Most Likely To Write Love Letters: Lucien
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Van
Most Likely To Turn Gay: Rai because of Lucien
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: Marcus
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Delilah
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Zax
Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower: Yachiru
Most Likely To Be A Furry: Lucien
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Mathew
Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn: Mako
Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets: Malakai
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Rai
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Leon
Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged Player 1
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: David
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: Lucien
The Sexiest Beast (Male): Mathew
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Delilah
The Kinky One: Rai
The Peacekeeper: Koshiro
The Troublemaker: Sidervib
Captain Hobo: Mathew?
The Angry One: Mathew...
Everybody's Friend: people have friends in here? Saburo if anyone...
The Class Clown: Zax
The Recluse In The Corner: Bastille
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: Zax
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Koshiro WarHazzard
Soldier
Age is an issue of mind over matter, If you don't mind it doesn't matter.
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Post by Koshiro WarHazzard on Dec 16, 2013 1:17:52 GMT -8
Scariest: John Strike
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Yachiru
Most Cunning: Leon Sudeki
Slowest: Zax (mentally/ Physically)
Strongest: Mathew
Weakest: ......Zax
Most Violent: Mako
Most Beaten Up: Lucien (emotionally)
Most Intelligent: Delilah
Most Clueless: Zax (Really!)
Most Helpful: Raikotsu (In his own.....ways)
Biggest Nuisance: ZAX!
Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart: Sean Barker
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Zax
Most Likely To Write Love Letters: ...Ari?
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Rai
Most Likely To Turn Gay: Yachiru
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: (Never Happen) Rai/Malakai
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Leon (Pizza, Pizza, Pizza)
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Zax
Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower: Sidervib
Most Likely To Be A Furry: Marcus!
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Rai
Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn: Yachiru
Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets: Malakai
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Malakai
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Saburo
Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged George
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: Zax
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: Lucien
The Sexiest Beast (Male): Marcus
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Delilah
The Kinky One: Rai
The Peacekeeper: Koshiro
The Troublemaker: Sidervib
Captain Hobo: Rai
The Angry One: MALAKAI!
Everybody's Friend: Koshiro
The Class Clown: Zax
The Recluse In The Corner: Mako
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: Unfettered
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Post by Delilah A. Black on Dec 27, 2013 2:26:06 GMT -8
FORGOING DOING THE SUPER LONG AWARDS BECAUSE I'M SICK D:
Scariest:"....Vespyr" -muttermutter-
Cutest/Least Intimidating:"That one pink-haired girl that runs around here."
Most Cunning:"Good question...Mathew. No one else 'having or showing skill in achieving one's ends by deceit or evasion' quite like he does. Except Strike. But I'm not voting for THAT prick."
Slowest:"Hm. Voting for Sider on this. I mean, he's made HUGE improvements and the guy is becoming someone I can actually like, don't get me wrong, but it's taken him a whiiile to get to that place is all I'm saying." (+ stat bonus?!)
Strongest:"Again, based on the definition of the word, I'd have to saaay...Marcus. Mathew and David would have been more obvious choices, Mathew more so because of what he did to get Hades back and what he's gone through over the last while; but when Marcus died, he was brought down to a base level and now has to rebuild himself from the ground up. Strength of character and determination of will."
Weakest:"Raikotsu. Only because he actually GAVE IN and tried to do Strike's bidding. Silly boy."
Most Violent:"For this, I have two words; Cain. Perrish."
Most Beaten Up:"Raikotsu. Again. Everyone is always punching him in the nose...Lucien was another candidate, but Rai gets mental AND physical abuse."
Most Intelligent:"Hmmm...good question. Kyrie. She's a quick study and she is learning to twist thoughts and ideas as readily as her 'master'. Very deserving of the title."
Most Clueless:"I want to vote for Rai again (seriously dude, you ran back into a facility and almost died. Your BACK WAS BROKEN. And then you SIDED WITH STRIKE. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.) buuut in the interest of being more inclusive, I will choose someone else.
"Orion. You've been awol a while, buddy, and things are waaaaay different now. Nothin' personal. You're still a cool guy. Who glows."
Most Helpful:-Tentatively votes for self-
Biggest Nuisance:"Sidervib wins this one." Seriously, you managed to piss off EVERYONE. You're making amends now, but for the record, that is no mean feat. Wear this badge with pride.
Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart:"...Bastille. She'd turn it into a fortress and start firing cannons at competition."
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten:"At this point, any of us. I mean, Strike killed Hades with a touch. But if I had to pick one...I would pick Lucien. Because he's a Crow and a Dragon at the same time. Valuable, no?"
Most Likely To Write Love Letters:"...Lucien. Because he actually did."
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat:"...David. He's been doing a lot of interesting stuff lately. A bit worried about him, I won't lie."
Most Likely To Turn Gay:"...Lucien is pretty feminine...no, wait, already gay. Um.
<_<
>_>
Bastille/Olesya Only cuz i'd totally be gay with you guys."
Most Likely To Turn You Gay:-VEHEMENTLY SCRATCHES OUT BOTTOM LINE ABOVE-
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now:"Oooh. Nemo. Definetly. Drop of that cowboy hat of his. >v> I do so enjoy training him."
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week:"Ari Stockholm. That kid is...such a waif. D:"
Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower:"David, because he don't give a fuck. AND HE WOULD PROBABLY ROCK IT SO HARD."
Most Likely To Be A Furry:"Vespyyyrrrrr. Hear that? PYRRRRRR. You live with an awful lot of cats. M' just saying."
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public:"Mathew. Also because no fucks given. He already goes without shoes, so it's not THAT much of a stretch"
(If she'd met the punk at this point, the vote would have gone to him)
Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn:"...The fuck is a Spirit Animal?" (PLAYER ONE.)
Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets:"If anyone has any goddamn sense, they'd be doing just that." (Player One again, because actually hunting for shiny, not valuable)
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window:"....in the interest of not voting for myself again, lets go with...Leon. He's more violent than I am. Gotta be."
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise:"...Olesya. I'm sorry, there's no way another girl can be as awesome as her AND be human, that shit ain't fair."
Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged"...other than me, you mean?" (Silk. Legitimately.)
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident:"...Raikotsu. I'm sorry, it just seems like something he'd do!"
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming:"Olesya. She's tied to the oceans. Perfect sense."
The Sexiest Beast (Male):">_>
<_<
Unfe--unf---ffffffffffUNFETTEREDOKAY?!"
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female):"Bastille. Because it's tradition. And i may or may not have groped dat ass at one point, so I'd know."
The Kinky One:"Without a doubt, Cain Perrish. Everyone else is vanilla compared to...the stuff I know. About him. Yeah."
The Peacekeeper:"Mitsuki Park...I think that's what she's been doing this whole time, liasoning between gangs, no?"
The Troublemaker:"Koshiro. The little scamp."
Captain Hobo:"Quinn. She's just living off of scraps in the neutral lands."
The Angry One:"=____= shhhhutup."
Everybody's Friend:"Kyrie. Even Olesya likes her now, and she was the 'rival' in that love triangle David and the two of them had going."
The Class Clown:"...Leon. Why do you want to slap my ass. Why. I cannot fathom..."
The Recluse In The Corner:"...there's this guy apparently living in a junk pile or something..." (The Punk)
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek:"Kazuya. He would bring back the internet, pretty sure."
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Post by Your Mom~ on Dec 27, 2013 5:05:36 GMT -8
Scariest: [color=white}" Scary?...erm...I guess you could consider John Strike "scary""[/color] (finger quotes) Cutest/Least Intimidating: "Kiyr."Most Cunning: "There's a merchant down in MIdgard I keep hearing about." (Punk) Slowest: "Mathew." (Kekekekeke) Strongest: "Mathew's stone arm."Weakest: "Maddie. She's just a kid."Most Violent: "I still can't forget Stu throwing an arcade machine at my head."Most Beaten Up: "Kiyr in her training. She's a glutton for punishment."Most Intelligent: "Delilah."Most Clueless: "That kid from training, pipsqueak." (Zax) Most Helpful: "Kiyr...again."Biggest Nuisance: "Mathew is a pain in my ass."Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart: "Raikotsu."Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: "Whaaaaat?! (Unfettered) Most Likely To Write Love Letters: "Delilah...BAHAHAH..."Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: "Bastille, because she's that bad ass."Most Likely To Turn Gay: "Um...Leon? He's got a serious bromance with Mathew and David."Most Likely To Turn You Gay: "WHAT." (Bastille, Delilah, Kiyr XD) Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: "BARKER."Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: "David...just kidding! ...but it might be true..."Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower: "Mathew."Most Likely To Be A Furry: "What the hell is a furry?" (Player One) Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: "Maddie. That child  "Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn: "Unfettered...bahahahhh..."Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets: "That merchant kid." (Punk) Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: "David."Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: "Bastille. Because reasons."Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged Lucien, for sure."Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: "Leon. Or Mathew. Or a combination of both geniuses..."Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: "Kiyr."The Sexiest Beast (Male): "David."Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): "Bastille." >__>The Kinky One: (WILL FINISH LATER, GOT BORED/BUSY) The Peacekeeper:The Troublemaker:Captain Hobo:The Angry One:Everybody's Friend:The Class Clown:The Recluse In The Corner:Internet Superhero/Technology Geek:
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Post by David B. on Dec 27, 2013 14:04:09 GMT -8
Scariest: "I'm not afraid anymore. So no one."
Cutest/Least Intimidating: "Probably the small one." (player 1)
Most Cunning: "Mathew."
Slowest: "Everyone."
Strongest: "You mean besides me?" *A grin* "I'd say Strike. He can sorta kill you with a finger."
Weakest: "Mathew. Kuz fuck him."
Most Violent: "Leon. Dude loves fighting."
Most Beaten Up: "I know first hand this award goes to Lucien"
Most Intelligent: "Mathew, I guess. Guy has a plan for every plan."
Most Clueless: "Sidervib."
Most Helpful: "Kiyr."
Biggest Nuisance: "Barker"
Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart: "What? There are no more walmarts...."
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: "Apparently bastille and Olesya."
Most Likely To Write Love Letters: "Kiyr."
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: "Leon."
Most Likely To Turn Gay: "Unfettered."
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: "Lucien. Dude can take a beating and ain't hard on the eyes." *grin*
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: "Strike."
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: "Olesya. Girl walks down the road and gets captured. Needs some help, apparently."
Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower: "Stop listening to me when I shower, weirdos."
Most Likely To Be A Furry: "Small one, I guess." (player 1)
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: "Mathew. He's been there, done that."
Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn: "Leon."
Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets: "Dude off in the wasteland...perverted mask wearer." (Punk)
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: "Me."
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: "Strike."
Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged "Also Strike."
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: "Mathew. I worry about this all the time, actually."
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: "The small one, again." (Player 1)
The Sexiest Beast (Male): "Hell if I know."
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): "Olesya should be my vote, and is obviously the clear winner, but in honor of tradition, I'm going with Best Ass Bastille."
The Kinky One: "Well I have literally been in bed with her so....I know this one for a fact. Olesya."
The Peacekeeper: "Mitsuki."
The Troublemaker: "Mathew."
Captain Hobo: "Unfortunately, Mitsuki."
The Angry One: "Mathew."
Everybody's Friend: "Kiyr."
The Class Clown: "Leon."
The Recluse In The Corner: "Unfettered, apparently."
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: "Perverted Mask wearer again." (punk)
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Kyrie Blaze
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Post by Kyrie Blaze on Dec 28, 2013 16:01:09 GMT -8
The door clicked open...and shut.
One harried looking writer quickly steps across the floor, pulling a sweater over her head and settles in a large circular chair, looking at the brunette and two blondes taking up space in the room. It seems they've taken over the room that housed Delilah and her crew last year, giving them both OOC and IC opinions as images and scenarios flickered all across the screens.
"Sorry. Christmas and cold. I've been meaning to sit down with you guys since Van put this up."
Arianna smiled and shrugged. "That's alright. I've been keeping entertained."
"Oh please. Keep up." Aryn snorted, then kicked her feet up and stretched with a lazy yawn.
The small blonde with her head on her sister's lap, hair being stroked, cracked her eyes open, finally. "You still have song-posts to write..."
"Right, well... Awards. I want to start here so we can save this until it needs to be put up, okay?"
And so it started...
"So the first one is 'Scariest'."
"Bastiiiiiiiile~ Have you seen the way Leon cowers~?"
"She's pretty fierce...and I can't say I like where she is right now."
"...she actually does not scare me. That said...she still is scary. Mathew is, too." The blonde's eyes close again with a soft sigh. "The Kraken tends to be terrifying, still, even though he is on our side."
Scariest: Bastille Amtrum
"I think this next one is accurate for my sister...when she's not engaged in battle~"
"True. But I think she fits the next category more than this one. Yachiru..?"
"Evelyn and Aryanna have my vote."
"Well. How about we give it to someone that could use the help right now? Yachiru."
And there were nods all around after a moment.
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Yachiru
Arianna looks to her sister and Kyrie blinks up, then shakes her head and mumbles one word: "Mathew."
"Not someone like John Strike?"
Many heads shake.
Most Cunning: Mathew Amtrum
"Gonna give it to a newbie. Let's go with Zax."
Slowest: Zax Volin
"Well. Any of the big players could fit this. From Leon to Mathew to David to Kazuya."
"I think this does not just encompass physical strength, but mental fortitude, one's adherence to moral values like honour and integrity. That knocks Kazuya off my list by default."
Tanya smiles, gently. "Why do you say that? I'm curious."
Kyrie's eyes crack open. "He abandoned his honoured positions and thus his honour, abandoned responsibility, and abandoned his Dragonkin for his own selfish desires in not being promoted despite holding the highest rank beneath an Elder. He left because I was, despite earning it the hard way when he was simply granted it because he had the physical capacity to handle it. He wanted gratitude in a thankless job. He wanted recognition but I do not recall ever seeing him do anything for the betterment of the Dragons aside from barking orders once, yet was on a quest given to him by Mathew so he could obtain a name for himself. He did not fight in the battle against Barker's forces, but spent that time deconstructing his home and apparent bar, hiding away and slinking off as a deserter. He is a coward, and thus, is not the strongest. He was never made to be a Dragon. He may have been strong enough to obtain a Name but never would he have been worthy of it. Never would I have acknowledged it."
Tanya whistles...then cracks a slight smile. Arianna just...blinks before nodding, understanding. Aryn smirks cattily, then yawns and stretches, flopping back haphazardly. "I don't mind him, but, I agree."
"Okay. So who, then..? It seems that would leave David or Mathew, really. Have you seen Leon's stats as of late?" She glances down and smooths her fingers through her sister's hair. "I would vote Mathew, actually. David outranks him in combined stats, but... I believe Mathew adheres to his values more. No offense to David, as he doesn't do bad, either... I think Mathew sticks to his word more."
"..."
"I'll stick my vote in for David. I like Mathew and I think he does amazing things, though."
"Oh just go with Mathew. Because why not. I'll gladly break this tie."
Strongest: Mathew Amtrum
"Sooo... About this one. Some of the newcomers? Yachiru, Zax..?"
"Zax wasn't bad in that training thread. He's learning and growing. I'll say the little pink haired girl again."
"Sure. I'll go with that."
Weakest: Yachiru
"Any of the Elders has an unquestionable violence to them. David going and taking his rage out on Barker's soldiers...Leon's wholesale slaughter and destruction...and Mathew, even, with his slightly more methodical violence."
"Then there's people like Silk and Bastille and Marcus."
"...and Delilah."
"Yeah. I'll vote Del. Just for what she did to Mason. I think that deserves mention. It's expected of the Elders, and even though I can't stop laughing reading Silk's posts, and Marcus can get bloodthirsty... That was just...ow."
Most Violent: Delilah Black
"Seems to me it's either Lucien or Kyrie."
"Do not call me that." Clipped. Her eyes sharpen and blaze a moment.
Aryn grins and opens her mouth to taunt when Arianna interjects--
"I agree with the two submissions. Lucien has definitely taken beatings upon beatings and is finally starting to snap in retaliation. Kyrie willingly goes through physical and emotional hell between Mathew and David, not to mention everything else that's happened to her in the past year. Normally I would vote for my little sister, but I think in this instance Lucien could use the boost more than Kyrie."
"I'll go with that."
Most Beaten Up: Lucien DeChain
"Kyrie. I'm not budging on this."
Most Intelligent: Kyrie Barrial
Kyrie winces. "Raikotsu."
...there doesn't seem to be a disagreement.
Most Clueless: Raikotsu Sudeki
"My sister. She's given up much in every facet of her life to help others."
"Yeah, fine."
"Delilah certainly shines here as well. So do you, Arianna."
"Fair enough, but I have limits to what I'll do to help someone if it's not medical attention they need. My sister...will either need to find hers or she won't."
Most Helpful: Kyrie Barrial
"I will allow my vote to remain with Sidervib Warrhazzard."
"I don't know of anyone else aside from Raikotsu."
Biggest Nuisance: Sidervib Warrhazzard
"Me. Aryn grins, cracking her knuckles. "I'd totally do a takeover with Bastille."
Maybe surprisingly...nobody disagrees.
Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart: Aryn Valcoph
"Any of the little ones... Or Bastille and Olesya. Or Raikotsu."
Aryn snots in laughter but doesn't disagree.
Arianna cracks a slight smile. "I could see that. They'd probably convince him it was a good idea and he would follow peacefully until...BAM. Makes me feel sorry for the kid."
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Raikotsu Sudeki
Aryn grins.
"Ky--"
"Don't! Do n-not." She twists and settles, hiding her face against her sister's sweater.
Arianna seems startled at the unfamiliar outburst before her eyes soften and she resumes stroking the blonde curls, speaking quietly. "...it's still true, sweetie... You would."
"...well..." Tanya clears her throat and crosses her legs, doodling a dragon head off to the side. "I'd say Arianna would, too. In fact, I believe you have a few letters stashed away~"
Most Likely To Write Love Letters: Arianna Barrial
Unanimously, aside from the silent Kyrie: "Leon."
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Leon Sudeki
"Kyrie."
"...what!?"
"What. I'm serious. Mind you, I could see Aryn - but she doesn't count--bisexual - or even Rai turning ga--waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Delilah."
Most Likely To Turn Gay: Delilah Black
Aryn grins. "Bastille."
"...I'd agree."
No response from Kyrie...but Arianna does manage to grin. "I don't know. If someone could...perhaps Delilah, if she were so inclined."
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: Bastille Amtrum
"Leon~"
"Fair enough. I'd say Strike."
"I'm inclined to agree."
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: John Strike
"Not my sister. She survived years on her own... She could endure it all again."
"One of the pipsqueaks, then. Zax."
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Zax Volin
"I could see it, so, David."
Aryn's grin creeps wider. "I so need to find myself a video camera."
Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower: David Blaze
"Silk. Just because I know her writer and I think she'd find it fitting."
Most Likely To Be A Furry: Silk Sanada
"Mathew or David."
A sound of discomfort can be heard.
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Mathew Amtrum
"Yachiru? Zax?"
"Leon. 'cause he gives no fucks."
Arianna chuckles.
Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn: Leon Sudeki
"At one point Kyrie would...but I would say that Punk."
Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets: The Punk
"Leon."
"David. He might want to throw me out a window, soon."
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: David Blaze
"John Strike?"
"John Strike."
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: John Strike
"Bastille. Or Mathew. Or John Strike."
"Not Mathew...but I can see how that would come up. Maybe Delilah or Silk."
Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged Silk Sanada
"...Mathew or Leon. Probably Mathew because Leon would more likely purposefully do it."
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: Mathew Amtrum
"Lucien."
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: Lucien DeChain
Arianna blushes...but studiously says nothing.
Aryn grins. "David's good eye candy. Wouldn't want him for more than a bed partner, though. He's wishy-washy. Still...Leon's hot. So is that Unfettered guy. Maybe I just have a thing for Germans."
The Sexiest Beast (Male): David Blaze
Aryn looks over the people that have voted so far. "Fuck you! Will someone vote for me other than myself!?"
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): ...Bastille Amtrum
"Nope! GIVE ME THAT. I get to vote on this one!"
There's sounds of a scramble before Aryn keys the vote in!
The Kinky One: Aryn Valcoph
"Arianna or Kiyr."
"...well... I wouldn't say either of us have done much of that, yet. Though Kyrie did...pretty much shove Olesya down that path..."
She glances down, eyes soft. She noted the flinch.
"...how about Delilah or Mitsuki. Delilah more, though recently she's been rather brusque."
The Peacekeeper: Delilah Black
"Meee~? Or Rai."
The Troublemaker: Raikotsu Sudeki
"Mitsuki."
Captain Hobo: Mitsuki Park
"Haven't seen David angry for a while. Lucien, however..."
The Angry One: Lucien DeChain
"...Kyrie..."
Everybody's Friend: Kyrie Barrial
"Leon. Because why not?"
"Zax is likely a better candidate, despite Leon's generally random nature."
The Class Clown: Zax Volin
"Nobody has been terribly antisocial as of late. But I could see Lucien fitting here."
"I disagree. Kazuya was foolish to leave on his own at a time like this, no? In my opinion, not very smart and definitely a good way to get wiped out. He's done himself no favours, as my sister pointed out earlier."
The Recluse In The Corner: Kazuya Hikari
"The Punk?"
Aryn and Arianna nod.
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: The Punk
Tanya clears her throat. "I'd like to make an honourable mention. 'Most Redeemed' should go to Olesya."
Arianna considers this and gently passes her fingers through her sister's hair. "For her sake, for David's...and for my sister's... I hope it remains so."
Most Redeemed: Olesya Van deBogart
Aryn's the first to leave! Tanya follows her out...but comes back after with a pot of steeping tea and three cups. All is quiet and even the conversation is hushed, even when Kyrie finally turns back and takes up a cup of her own as things fade to black.
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Abram Dabra
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Post by Abram Dabra on Dec 28, 2013 18:42:28 GMT -8
The punk looked around the old radio tower that he was fixing up and grinned behind his mask. Looked good but it was time for a little bit of a test. Grabbing the microphone he moved over to lean on the main power generator. Restoring power to it with his Qi. Soon enough his voice would kick on over radios across the whole county.
"Good evening to all my fine bitches out there. This is The Punk here running a little test on my newest pet project. Oh don't worry, I haven't forgotten about all of you fine ladies out there. So let's do this shit!"
Scariest: "Well this is a funny one to start off on because well obviously I am far to manly to be afraid of anyone. But I am sure you ladies need a smart guy like me to protect you from the big scary people out there. Most notably being John Strike."
There was a brief pause. "Though I'd totally work for him if he paid well."
Cutest/Least Intimidating: "Oh boy, there are a lot of cute ones out there. And not intimidating. I guess I would say Player One is the cutest and least intimidating person I've run into. I mean really that kid is super nice. Surprised they haven't been picked apart by buzzards yet..."
Most Cunning: "I know what you are all thinking. Punk you are clearly the smartest. And I know, I'm certainly up there with my gadgets and tricks. But part of being smart is knowing the competition and what they can do. I can safely say that while I'm good I'm probably not the absolute best. I'd have to give that to Mathew Amtrum."
Slowest: "Hahahahahaha probably that Rai douche bag. From what I hear his own people think he is slow. Guy would probably drink a bunch of poison to try and prove a point."
Strongest: "Strongest? Like lifting shit and crap? Pfft who cares. Fight smart not hard baby. Whatever, give it to the Kraken. I hear that guy eats other monsters for breakfast."
Weakest: "Fuck if I know. Maybe some stupid chick with no tits who can't even defend herself? Wait, I think I say some bitch like that wandering the wasteland with some old guy following her. I think her name was Anna or some shit."
Most Violent: "Oh jesus, no shortage of these kind of people here. Like all of the experiments roaming about. But I guess that doesn't count since I don't know if they can control themselves. Fuck it, give it to Leon Sudeki. Crazy fucker is always starting shit."
Most Beaten Up: "From my scouting that's probably Lucien. Word is the Dragons really ripped into him. And then some.
Most Intelligent: "I have to go with John Strike on this one. Didn't he like get the whole world under his thumb in a day? Pretty sure that's what I saw on TV.
Most Clueless: "I dunno, I hear that guy Sidervib pissed everyone in California off. You gotta be pretty dumb to do that."
Most Helpful: "Totally Player 1. First thing they do upon meeting me is offer to help me. Strange kid... still not sure if it's a girl or a boy..." The Punk trails off disturbed.
Biggest Nuisance: "Ugh, that Quinn chick. Fucking do gooder. Nice rack though. I wouldn't tell her no in a dark alley, but she would have to shut her trap."
Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart: "Shouldn't this be who is stupid enough to go to Wal-Mart on Black Friday? Whatever, David Blaze would probably just tornado his shit to him and fly over the crowd. Like a cheating bitch."
"Not that I wouldn't if I could..."
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: "Last person I hear to get captured at all is Olesya so that works for me."
Most Likely To Write Love Letters: "How the fuck do they expect someone to know this shit? Do I have to start reading minds? Listen. I do honest... well I do scouting. I see and hear what I can. But I can't read minds. Fucking hell you people and your stupid questions. This is really what you care about? Fuck you. Fuck this award. Fuck it. I'm going to pull a name out of a hat."
A few moments later.
"Kiyr. And let me give you some advice there kiddo. Invest in some nice waboos and then you won't have to write a stupid letter. Then a guy will see you as a woman. A woman with curves."
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: "Uhhhhhhhh... Mitsomi, sure. He seems like the kind of sick fuck that starts doing that shit. I mean seriously? When does that start getting fun? Ugh."
Most Likely To Turn Gay: "I have suspicions on that Rai guy. I mean he died his hair white, wears an eyepatch? Looks like he is trying to copy another dude. So why not fuck that dude?"
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: "Kiyr again. No doubt in my mind. It would be as close as I'd get to fucking a guy if you know what I mean. Seriously, mosquito bites, breast implants. Trust me, thank me later. I'd pay for it, but I don't think I'd get a return in my investment. But if you're willing to play ball call me. We'll talk. I'm rollin' in dough.
Actually, you know what. I wanna talk about breasts for a moment. You don't mind, I'm hijacking your signal anyways. You see breasts are the defining feature of a woman. It let's us know that you are fertile and nubile young pieces of ass. Not to mention who doesn't like playing with a nice big pair of milk missiles. You guys all know what I'm talking about! Now next time you see her take a good long look at Kiyr's rack. Or lack of one really, and tell me. Would you honestly have fun navigating those nipples? Yeah, I didn't think so."
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: "Probably David Blaze for calling out his little girlfriend. Even though he probably secretly agrees with me. I mean come on, he had Olesya's rack to choose from as too. Am I right? Guys seriously, am I right?"
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: "Sean Barker guy is marked for death. There are only two reasons he is drawing breath again. The first is Mathew is protecting him, and the second is no one has hired me to kill him. Haha"
Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower: "I know for a fact that it is David Blaze and for the right price I'll hook you up with video."
Most Likely To Be A Furry: "Marcus has that whole 'Wolf' thing going on. Wouldn't surprise me to find out he uses a butt plug with a wolves tail on it. And before you ask, I do not nor do I want proof one way or the other of that."
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: "Ugh... Mathew... Why can't any hot chicks go around naked? Seriously!? Give us some love!"
Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn: "Orion, he glows, so I imagine he might sparkle. That is enough for me."
Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets: "Not to toot my own horn. But I am quite skilled at salvaging. Not like those assholes need it anymore. So yeah, The Punk."
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: "I could really see Marcus doing this. Probably while shouting some kind of wrestling move name. Is that even a wrestling move?"
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: "Orion, cause again. Fucker glows. Go get that checked out, that isn't normal."
Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged "Again what the fuck is up with this shit? What does that even mean? You know what. Zack Asiv that guy has been all hidden and his bodyguards where masks and gloves and shit. No skin contact. Good as a guess as any."
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: "Hades. Now I know some of you think it would be Mathew, but he isn't the fucker bringing back the dead. Technically that's all on Hades. I don't think Mathew actually has that power. Right? Right? I'm probably right. Probably."
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: "Player 1 is going on about that scout bullshit and seems to actually care about nature. I know I sure as fuck don't so it ain't me." He starts laughing manically.
The Sexiest Beast (Male): Me The Punk. Sup ladies?
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): "You know what. I hate this category. It is just not enough. There are so many fine bitches in California. Really we could have an award ceremony just on this subject. And we should, with bikinis... thong bikinis. And lots of jumping. I'll personally be a judge for it. Or even help the ladies oil up. Because I'm a giver.
Now this one takes a lot of thought. I mean look at Delilah with her long raven hair that is just begging to be pulled as you bang her. And she has some respectable headlights on her. I would love to see her flash her high beams at me. Maybe if I get her drunk...
No! Snap out of it Punk. Down to business.
So let's get this one out of the way. Kiyr, cute face, but again no tits on her. I can not in good conscious award it to her because again. It would be like fucking a guy.
And I really can't say much about Player one other than ewww it's still a kid. And I'm still not sure if it's a girl. I should really just fucking ask one of these days.
On a less depressing note we have Aryn Valcoph. Now she has a nice pair of tits on her and a great ass that just won't quit. Best part is that she flaunts it. I'd love to nestle between them and just have them bounce against me. Though with her line of work it would probably be like throwing a foot long sausage down a hallway. Such a shame. And yeah, I'm talking about the back door there. I mean have you seen her? There is no way she wasn't a popular pick for clients.
Now Olesya has that whole crazy thing going on. Which is hot. I mean crazy chicks are the best in bed. But that means she would probably be too clingy, which is a major turn off. I don't do the whole crying after sex thing. And I'm not saying she cries after sex but... well she probably cries after sex. Such a shame though, I mean I just totally see daddy complex with her, which is great cause I'd still let her call me daddy. And again those jugs are huge. Possibly the biggest of the girls on the list. Though I bet they will sag something fierce when she gets older. So hit it and quit it now I guess.
I like Silk Sanada. Good tits, nice ass, and that skin. I just want to bite her. But she would probably bite back. And not in a 'you kinky bitch' kind of way. I think she might try to rip out my throat with her teeth. Not as sexy that way. And again, she probably has the whole crazy thing going on too. So you know the sex would just be hot as fuck. But sex you die in just isn't fun. I have way to much love to give the ladies. And it would be a crime against humanity for me to die because of that.
However, all of that aside, this is about the hottest piece of ass. Which really shouldn't be sexiest female. Because again, most of these girls could totally win in another category. And should totally call me for some one on one judging and coaching. I'll wave my fee the first time.
Bastille Amtrum, married though she may be has an ass you could bounce a quarter off of. I mean her airbags are nice. Do not get me wrong. But her ass, Jesus fuck I just want to kiss it and bite it and probe it with my tongue. Totally normal stuff you know? But I would smack the hell out of that ass, buckle up and ride it like a rodeo. And if you wouldn't do the same then you are either a eunuch or a damn dirty liar. Hell, I bet half of you girls would go buy a strap on for a piece of that white chocolate.
So yeah, gotta give it to Bastille."
The Kinky One: "Man I think I need an energy drink and some protein after that last one. I feel like I may have blown my load. Speaking of blowing loads. Aryn has probably blown the most loads and has probably done stuff I can't even name. Good for you girl!"
The Peacekeeper: "Probably either Delilah or Mathew. Both of them are making treaties and shit. But Delilah has better tits. So Delilah wins.
The Troublemaker: "A lot of people cause trouble. But Leon goes out looking for it cause he is bored."
Captain Hobo: "Boom The Punk king of my scrap yard and salvage. It may not look like much, but it's mine and it's damn useful."
The Angry One: "Lucien seems to be raging a bit lately. Or so I hear."
Everybody's Friend:"Delilah has her nose in every group and seems on friendly terms with them all. Frankly I don't trust that bitch because of it. She is probably up to something. Not that anyone asked me."
The Class Clown: "Pulling another name out of a hat cause I just don't care anymore. And the winner is Zax. Good for you, whoever you are."
The Recluse In The Corner: "Mitsuki, also pick up your damn bike!"
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: "Once again it's obviously me. The Punk I mean come on. Technology just loves me. And boy do I love it."
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Post by Player 1 on Dec 30, 2013 22:27:00 GMT -8
There's the sound of a bit of stumbling and crashing as someone else enters the radio room, slowly getting louder and closer to the microphone. There's silence for a moment before a voice speaks into the microphone.
"Hello? Helloooooooooo! Is this on? I think it's on. Geez, what's in here anyways... The Punk came out of here with his mask all fogged up, I thought it would be something dangerous or scary like a scorpion or naked lady books." There's a shuffling of papers. "Oh, hey, a list! Is this what he was doing. I wanna do it too! I know lots of stuff! Yeah!"
Scariest: "Oh man, the scariest thing right now? Crows. I mean, apparently they're flapping around in the air being all kinds of scary and murderous. And that's terrible! I mean, birds are super mobile and they can get crazy with the pecking and they'll go for the eyes and your weak bits and it's just... Brr! I don't even know why they're doing it! Well, I mean, it's supposed to be because of food chain stuff but that's still weird cause then they're move on- Oh, unless they're territorial about something like nesting too and can't go! Oh man! But yeah, definitely crows."
Cutest/Least Intimidating: "Henrietta! She's so cute and fluffy and sassy and the way she bobs her head when she walks is the best! I mean, there's a bunch of cute people around like Kiyr and Gaia and the Pu- Ah, don't tell them all I said they were cute! Well, maybe it's okay... Ahh, now I'm all embarassed..."
Most Cunning: "Hahahaha, The Punk is really smart! Like, he makes contracts and stuff. I tried to read it and... oh man... I had to lie down for a bit. Too much to process."
Slowest: "Snails! Snails are awesome though. Have you ever watched a snail? They go 50 yards an hour! And that mucus layer they have reduces friction so they can go on walls, around corners, and upside down too! That's so cool! I thought that would make them slide off, but I guess not! And they hibernate too! Snails are awesome. I have 3 on me right now."
Strongest: "Hmmm. I dunno! Gaia seems pretty strong, cause she's the Wall... Yeah, I'm going with her!"
Weakest: "Hahaha... Well, probably me to be honest... I gotta get better at that..."
Most Violent: "Hmmmm... I dunno! Not a whole lot of people have been all over the fighting thing that I met."
Most Beaten Up: "I fall down a lot. Does that count? I don't think so."
Most Intelligent: "Aunis has lots of books, so I guess that's it! Gaia seems really smart too though, and Kiyr and Chase and just... Everyone!"
Most Clueless: Award: "Hmm... I guess... Mathew? But it's not good to say that about someone you deal with though. But 5 fish for rent? That's so easy to get! I can catch that many in like an hour!"
Most Helpful: "Ah, Chase! Chase told me all about how to get tall. I really wanna be super tall like him! Gaia's nice and tall too, but I don't know what my genes are like! Gotta eat lots of foods if I'm gonna be tall, can't just rely on those!"
Biggest Nuisance: Award: "Why can't I find any crows so I can find out why they're all kinds of murderous? Why?! Crows are supposed to be really close to big people places! I'm a big people! Well... not really...."
'Most Likely To...'
Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart: "I've never been to a sale at Wal-mart, but I do know that Wal-mart takes money from the local economy and funnels it off and away, which is bad for local business! I don't know how it does that, but I'm a local business and that's bad I guess. Even now I don't really trust them."
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: "Henrietta... I've had lots of people try to go by the camp to steal and eat her, which is terrible! I had to trap up the whole place because of it. Please don't go near my camp, Henrietta's too nice to be eaten!"
Most Likely To Write Love Letters To Sean Barker Whatever The New Baddie's Name Is: "Who's Sean Barker again?"
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: "That's so gross! Why would you want to do that? I mean, I wear lots of hat stuff, but... I mean, a head?! No way!"
Most Likely To Turn Gay: "Hmm... Well, I don't know if you can just turn gay! I mean, I don't think everyone goes the same way where you just get born that way either. Maybe you go along and something that comes up that makes you go "oh, I like that too" or "I don't like this anymore". That's okay. Like, I used to hate fish! I know, so weird! But now I love eating it! Like bass and salmon and tuna are the best! Stuff changes. You change. Like this year I got way tall too. At least, I feel taller. I really hope I keep growing too."
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: "Wait... Unless there's stuff that actually makes you like stuff now. Is that a thing? Oh man, that's scary! I hope there isn't, that's like, super wrong!"
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: "W-Why would someone want to kill me? You don't just kill people!? Or make them gay?! That's messed up!"
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: "Henrietta, but that's only if she isn't let out of her cage. She's gotta peck around for food and I don't want her to starve. I try to keep enough in the in case something happens, but you never know!"
Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower: "DO YOU BELIIIIIIIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE. DA NA NA NAAAAAA. I CAN FEEESOMMING INSSSSSSIIIIII MYSELF, I REALLY DON'T THINK I'M STRONG EEEENOUGH NOOOO."
Most Likely To Be A Furry: "A... Furry? Like, they have lots of hair? Hahahaha."
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: "I never wear pants! I like shorts too much. They're so comfy and easy to wear!"
Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn: "Hmmm... I don't think I've met anyone that has a spirit animal. I did watch the Last Unicorn once! It was so sad! I mean... Everything in that movie was sad, but also kind of... really good. Like, she falls in love and she doesn't want to leave him, but even he tells her that she's gotta do it! That there's stuff more important than love, but that's how they show their love too and then... Oh man! I gotta lie down for a second. No wonder Punk got all foggy."
Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets: "Phew, okay! Hmm... Probably Punk, but I'd do it too. I mean, if someone's dead it's not like they're taking it with them. You can't feel bad about taking dead peoples stuff if it means you have a better chance of surviving because of them. These are rough times, and sometimes you have to do whatever it takes to make sure you make it another day. Surviving is important, because if we don't do what we need to do, we can't make new friends and see what happens tomorrow. Mmhmm."
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: "WHY WOULD YOU THROW PEOPLE OUT WINDOWS. WHY. These questions are really violent! Like, is the house on fire and you're trying to get them to safety? There's better ways than throwing! That person's just gonna "
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: "Like an alien? I dunno. I know I'm not an alien, I was born here. Well, I guess born isn't really the word. Wouldn't aliens look super weird and different? Like big heads "
Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged: "I kind of like hugs! I mean, I haven't had too many but the ones I've had were really good! I think everyone likes them too, but I can see there are times when you might not wanna get touched. But all in all hugs are good!"
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: "Didn't the apocalypse already happen? Zombies are scary. I guess whoever did the last apocalypse."
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: "Hey! Everyone should be concerned about that! I mean, nukes and stuff going on doesn't stop things from going bad! I means things are even worse now! Even if we fix up stuff, all that bad stuff is still there... It didn't just go away because everything stopped working for a while... Man, now I'm upset again! I wanna fix all that stuff, but I don't know how, which is the worst!"
Class Awards:
The Sexiest Beast (Male): "Whoooooooa, I don't even know how to answer that one."
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): "Or this one! Everyone's pretty cute I guess! Hahaha!"
The Kinky One: "Like, rope kinks? I don't get it."
The Peacekeeper: "Hmmmm! Gaia's pretty awesome, and she seems like she really knows how to deal with stuff and people really well!"
The Troublemaker: "Anuis! He tried to prank me, but I guess I got him back pretty good!"
Captain Hobo: "I guess that's me. I mean, I live in a tent in the woods, so that's not really... well, stable housing. I should build another lean-to somewhere nice!"
The Angry One: "Mathew was pretty angry, but he still came around on the deal!"
Everybody's Friend: "I am! Everyone's so nice and awesome, I wanna be all their friends!"
The Class Clown: "Schools don't exist anymore because of a nuclear apocalypse."
The Recluse In The Corner: "Dillon! He was nice too, but really shy! He didn't say two words the entire time I met him and Kiyr and Chase! I know it's hard to talk to people though. Well, not for me, but it's okay to be shy."
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: "The Punk is cool, but he's kind of a big nerd, Hahaha. Like, fiddling around with stuff and electronics. It's really hard not to call him that, sorry Punk! Oh, hey! I think that's it! Wow, that was so long! Ahhh... I don't think I gave the best answer for most of them either... Oh well. I'll do better next time! Speaking of the Punk, I wonder where he w-"
The radio suddenly cuts out, no long supplied with power, replaced only with static.
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Post by Zack Asiv on Dec 31, 2013 0:31:53 GMT -8
John: Okay, we are going to be together on this, so whoever speaks first gets the vote.
Leon: Yes!
Asiv: Thats stupid. A vote works better.
Dionysus: Uhm, does my vo-
Everyone: No.
Summers: I'm with Asiv
John: Of course you are.
Scariest: Bastille
John: So My vote goes t-
Leon: BASTILLE!
Everyone: -stares at Leon-
Leon:... What?..... WHAT?
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Zax
John: So, looking around, Zax.
Asiv: But, the potential.
Summers:... -obviousely agrees with Asiv-
Dionysus: Yeah, not very intimidating. Nice kid though.
Leon: Urge to kill subsiding.
John: The Qi is good, great in fact, but the use versus theory is lacking.
Most Cunning: Admin Mathew Amtrum
John: Me
Everyone: -stares at-
John: What?....... WHAT?
Asiv: Does that mean me?
Leon: No I think he literally means the person behind the story.
Dionysus: Thats... No.
Summers: I vote Zack Asiv.
John: Of course you do.
Asiv: I think.... Hades. But as he is a quest character, Amtrum.
Slowest: Player 1
John: Dunno
Leon: Rai.
Asiv: >.>
Summers: He's actually kinda fast.
Dionysus: I think he means stupid.
John: Really? That's kinda not what the category is for.
Leon: Fine. Jeeze............. Rai.
Dionysus: Uhm, why are you picking on your nephew?
Leon: Oh, funny you should ask, cause fuck you.
Dionysus: ;_;
Asiv: Well, how about that Player 1 thing?
John: The Animal Crossing thing?
Leon: He means Rai.
Everyone: >.>
Leon: What?
Summers: I vote Player 1.
John: Of course you do.
Strongest: John Strike
Dionysus: He killed my dad by poking him in the head. I mean, I know my dad can do the same thing, but still... He killed death.
Everyone: k
Weakest: Zax
Leon: Rai
Dionysus: You just want to pick on your nephew, huh?
Leon: I have my reasons.
Asiv: Of course you do.
John: Wait a minute.
Summers: Ha!
Leon: Gotta push him to get stronger.
John: I wanna say Zax again.
Asiv:.... Of cour-
John: NO! Fuck no, go away, your in a time out.
Asiv: What? I'm older than you.
John: I'll delete you.
Asiv: -walks away grumbling-
Summers: -is lost without leadership-
Dionysus: Yeah, Zax is a good vote.
Most Violent: Leon Sudeki
Leon: ME~!
Everyone: Yup
Most Beaten Up: Marcus Prasad
Leon: Rai
John: Maybe
Summers: Marcus
Asiv: Can I come back yet?
John: It's been one question!
Asiv: -grumbles-
Dionysus: Marcus. He died.
Leon: So did I, got kicked in the face. Don't see me complainin.
John: Your too busy with your hard-on from thinking about it.
Leon: Fair point.
John: I have to agree though, between Lucien and Marcus, even Rai, Marcus is almost paralyzed, so... Marcus.
Most Intelligent: Mathew Amtrum
John: Dunno, Discussion
Asiv: Totally would help, but I'm in a time out.
John: Fuck you.
Summers: Asiv.
John: So smart he's in a time out.
Dionysus: He has a point however.
Leon: Yeah, totally doesn't. Strike is rather smart. Don't know how smart yet, but he gets shit done.
John: We're just going to vote Mathew, huh?
Everyone:...... Yeah probably.
Most Clueless: Raikotsu Sudeki
Leon: well it's obviously-
Everyone: Rai.
Leon: Hey! I was going to say Sidervib.
Asiv: Of course you were.
John: I will seriously delete you.
Most Helpful: Player 1
John: Player 1 seems to be helping everyone it comes across.
Asiv: I'm not going to ever be used to calling someone an it.
Summers: What about Delilah?
Dionysus: Maybe? Though the reasons are a little construed and mixed up between orders, and the greater good instead of genuine concern.
Leon: So obviously, Me.
Asiv: Who have you helped lately?
Leon: Uhm, Les, duh. And I'm totally about to be helping Rai.
Everyone: >.>
Leon: What? Seriously its in progress.
John: Still no.
Biggest Nuisance: Everyone
Leon: ... -starts to twitch-
John: A-are, you okay?
Leon: -leaves-
Asiv: What was that all about.
Summers: Daddy issues?
Dionysus: It might be the fact we've been ignoring him most of the time, though I don't know if he is seriously voting for his nephew, or if he's being a prankster.
John: He isn't big on seriousness, he might be stat boosting Rai, and doing lulz, but he may also be irritated with the fruit incident.
Asiv: Ohhhhhhh.
John: So, everyone?
Everyone: Yup.
Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart: Dionysus
Dionysus: Me? Why me?
John: You'd just make everyone worship the ground you walked on and do your shopping before everyone else, or have a horde of horny college girls shop for you.
Dion: I don't use my powers like that.
Summers: Of course you don't
John: Your in time out.
Summers: -is internally happy, cause he can be where Asiv is.-
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Player 1
Everyone: Seems legit
Most Likely To Write Love Letters: Mathew
John: To his kids, you sicko's.
Dionysus: ... ~I write love letters... God of womanizing... No one cares.~
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Leon Sudeki
John: Anyone not thinking Leon?
Everyone:...
Most Likely To Turn Gay: Kiyr
John: Seriously.
Asiv: Proof?
Summers: -nods-
Dionysus: Not if I have anything to say about it.
John: It's a pattern I've seen in woman before. Broken Heart, turn away from dating, or just men. They come back sometimes, but other times, its full lezbo time.
Dionysus:..... Not unless I have something to say about it.
John: -continues to ignore Dionysus-
Dion: ;_;
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: Mathew Amtrum
John: Dat ass in dose pants.
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: Strike
John: I think its safe to say the main bad guy will usually do this.
-Leon returns sticking his head in the room real quick-
Leon: Bastille -leaves again-
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Yachiru
John: Little girl, weak, easily tempted and manipulated... Not seeing a lot of survival skills.
Asiv: Nor the safety of her attraction to candy.
Summers: That sounded slightly... Pedophilia.
Pedobear: GUESS WHO!
Everyone: -runs-
Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower: David Blaze
Everyone:...
Most Likely To Be A Furry: The Punk
Summers: Kay, so the guy already wears a full body suit and mask. No telling what he does when he finally gets a pair of tits to do something with him.
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Dragons
Asiv: Fair point
Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn: Leon
John: He'd do it for the lulz.
Asiv: And probably the opportunity to run around screaming he's prancing for friendship.
Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets: Player 1
John: In defense, I dunno if it would know it was searching a dead corpse.
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Marcus
John: Seen him do it, but that hasn't been done since... Before Qi.
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: Wouldn't you like to know
Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged Lucien
John: OCD is weird.
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: Hades
Dionysus: Don't go there... Seriously, twelve years ago. -shudders-
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming:
The Sexiest Beast (Male): Dionysus
Dionysus: Really?
John: No.
Dionysus: ;_;
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Aryn Valcoph
Leon: -drools-
The Kinky One: Aryn Valcoph
Leon: Ohhhhhhhohohohohoh so much.
The Peacekeeper: David Blaze
Leon: Not for long.
John: What do you mean?
Summers: I think he's using your own logic?
John: The loop of history logic?
Asiv: It's bound to repeat itself.
John: Shit.
The Troublemaker: Sidervib
-Leon returns to the voting covered in blood-
Leon: Sidervib.
Everyone: >.>
Captain Hobo: The Punk
Asiv: So theres this guy at a junkyard.
Summers: Yeah, he's got cool abilities, but he does put off the hobo vibe.
The Angry One: Lucien
Leon: He has my Qi
Everyone: Fair point
Everybody's Friend: Delilah/Player 1
The Class Clown: The Punk
The Recluse In The Corner: Lucien DeChain
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: The Punk
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Silk Sanada
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I'm the one and only Knightess bitch!
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Post by Silk Sanada on Dec 31, 2013 3:07:56 GMT -8
Two women enter a room and sit down at a desk. A piece of paper and pen between them. One seems a bit fidgety. Dark hair in duel braids, paper pale skin, scars just visible above the collar of her shirt. The other, curly black and silver hair. Green eyes, tanned skin and two bullet wounds, one in her right arm, the other in her left calf. They look at each other, for a while it was just silence. Then the woman with braids hits the table.
"WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY KIDS AND MY DOG?! YOU LISTEN HERE BIT-"
The tanned one smacks her. Silence once again resumes.
"You are too fucking loud. Cool your shit chika. The creator has been a bitch lately. She's been wanting to vote but I've been resisting. Though you got a point, I have no fucking clue why you are here."
"W-where the fuck are the twins?"
"Probably with one of her other girls. Arwen most likely."
"The blind one!? Why would she put two 3 years olds with a blind girl!?"
"...Meh... Dunno... Probably cause she's the less likely one to fuck your kids up."
"...point made..."
Both women look at the paper with the different categories written on it. Silk sighed loud, annoyed with the fact she's being forced to do this. Miss Thompson groans and tries to cover herself up in her large hoodie.
"Can't you just do this? I should really be getting back to my kids..."
"Doors are locked, its both or none."
"She doesn't even write with me anymore."
"Ehhhhh she's going to be. She wants to use you again, you are just so damn difficult."
"I can't help it if I hate people."
"True... people are idiots."
"Agreed."
Scariest: Bastille
Silk: "Can I vote for myself?"
Autumn: "Er... no, I don't think so. How about we vote for that Bastille girl? That seems like a good compromise."
Silk: "... fine... Sure... What ever... She's not me, but.... what ever."
Cutest/Least Intimidating: Marcus Prasad
Silk: "You."
Autumn: "Oh go fuck yourself you Hispanic agoraphobic."
Silk: "Been there, done that... Hey! Lets vote for Marcus!"
Autumn: "...Pony tail kid? Yeah... sure that works."
Most Cunning: The Punk
Silk: "ME!"
Autumn: "...No. You definitely lack the intelligence needed for this category."
Silk: "Bitch.... I know you didn't just call me stupid."
Autumn: "...Technicalities aside... Seriously pick someone."
Silk: "I am... I said Me."
Autumn: "...You just had a fight where your face got sat on."
Silk: "Your point?"
Autumn: "You don't think your shit through..."
Silk: "Oh yea? Well... Your face is fucked up."
Autumn: "So it is up to me on this one then? Alright... The punk."
Slowest: Leon
Both: "Leon."
Autumn: "Why do I feel like the creator influenced that one?"
Silk: "No she's right... boy will nose bleed and kill over if you flash him a bit of skin. He's slow as fuck."
Strongest: Silk Sanada
Silk: "ME!"
Autumn: "...Is that was this is going to be? You just voting yourself in everything cause you have a huge ego issue?"
Silk: "...Yes."
Autumn: "...Well.... Alright then. You it is."
Silk: "YAAAAAAYYYY!"
Weakest: Autumn Thompson
Autumn: "I'm going to willingly put myself here. I've not been used. My stats are shit."
Silk: "No arguments here... You suck."
Autumn: "... God I hate you..."
Silk: "Get in line princess."
Most Violent: Silk Sanada
Silk: "Who, who, who are you?~"
Autumn: "-.-' Most likely You, Silk. I've seen what you do to people when they take the last cookie."
Silk: "Bitches... need to stay... THE FUCK AWAY FROM MINE COOKIES!"
Most Beaten Up: Marcus Prasad
Silk: -Mopey face-
Autumn: "Awww... Poor Silky... your boy toy got broken?"
Silk: -continues to mope-
Autumn: "Yeah.... Yeah your boy toy got broken. I'll write his name here then."
Most Intelligent: Bandit (The cat)
Silk: "...Uhhhhmmmm... Me?"
Autumn: "Wrong. So wrong."
Silk: "You?"
Autumn: "Well... Closer, cause I'm brilliant as fuck but no. I think someone else goes here."
Silk: "BANDIT!"
Autumn: "...The cat?"
Silk: "Si! Mi gusta!" (Yes, I like)
Autumn: "...Well... okay then... The cat it is."
Most Clueless: Aiko (The fox)
Autumn: "Okay lets be serious now. Pick an actual person. No more you, me, animals non-sense okay?"
Silk: -Derp face-
Autumn: "... Right so we s-"
Silk: "AIKO!"
Autumn: "The fuck!? The fox? What the hell is your problem! It isn't a person!"
Silk: "Still... NPC... Aiko counts."
Autumn: "...Fine. Last time an animal counts though."
Most Helpful: Lucien
Silk:"...I don't need help."
Autumn: "Me either... Though... you need some sort of therapy Silk."
Silk: "...Fuck your mom bitch... Just fuck your mom."
Autumn: "You're not her type."
Silk: "PICK SOMEONE AHMAIGAHD!!!"
Autumn: "Fine, shot in the dark here...Lucien."
Biggest Nuisance: Silk Sanada
Silk: "Marcus."
Autumn: "You."
Bandit: "Meows."
Aiko: "Murrs"
Silk: "How the hell?"
Autumn: "Look at that! Two more votes for you!"
Silk: "Shut it chuckles."
Most Likely To Survive Black Friday At Wal-Mart: Autumn Thompson
Silk: "You. You're miss bunker queen."
Autumn: "...Gotta agree. The storyline she's been working on to bring me back... I'd survive this shit like no ones business."
Most Likely To Get Captured/Killed And Eaten: Player 1
Both: "1.2.3. NOT IT!"
Autumn: "Weren't you already Captured?"
Silk: "Yeah, but I wasn't eaten. See, I still got this..." -Flips Autumn the bird-
Autumn: "Oh yea... Glad that still works for you. It would be a shame to lose it."
Silk: "So who this time? Hmmmm got a hat? We could draw for it?"
Autumn: "I'm going to say this Player 1 Person. They seem edible..."
Silk: "...Taken that zombie look a little too far don't ya think?"
Most Likely To Write Love Letters: Marcus Prasad
Autumn: "Marcus."
Silk: "Oh c'mon! He's not that GAY!"
Autumn: -Snickers- "So you are saying he's gay?"
Silk: "Only a little.... he likes to hug way too much... makes my skin crawl."
Autumn: "Yeah, I know that feeling."
Both: -shudders-
Most Likely To Wear The Enemy's Head As A Hat: Silk Sanada
Autumn: "...You made friends with a mute guy who like killed a ton of people back in 552 didn't you?"
Silk: "Yeah? Your point?"
Autumn: "You'd wear an enemy's head wouldn't you?"
Silk: -Shifty eyes- "I admit to nothing..."
Most Likely To Turn Gay: Lucien
Autumn: "Lucien. That boy is so gay, the rainbow is jealous."
Silk: "W-what? He's not gay."
Autumn: "He so is. Boy didn't even bite you on the ass when it was up in his face."
Silk: "...W-wh-... y-... oh my god... you're right... He's gay!"
Most Likely To Turn You Gay: Kiyr
Autumn: "...I actually am not sure if I'm gay yet. I know the creator thought about it."
Silk: "...You should be gay, if only for a day. I'd still love you if you were."
Autumn: "... That isn't the Avenue Q song you idiot."
Silk: "Oh...>.> Well then... Be gay bitch, be gay!"
Autumn: "...-.-... I'm just going to vote this Kiyr girl."
Most Likely To Kill You 10 Seconds From Now: John Strike
Autumn: "...Silk would probably kill me then kill herself 10 seconds from now... Soooo I-"
Silk: "NOPE! I gotta watch paraplegic boy. Don't have time to go killin' you and then myself."
Autumn: "Oh right... well uh... How about that John strike guy?"
Silk: "Eh... he'll do. He's a bitch and when I get to him, I'ma cut his bitch ass, but y'know... what ever."
Autumn: "... Right... John strike it is."
Most Likely To Die If Left Alone For A Week: Zax
Autumn: "You."
Silk: "...No, I'd just kill everyone when I got free."
Autumn: "Right... your insanity issue... Alright, someone else!"
Silk: "Who's Zax?"
Autumn: "Dunno... but he isn't you. So Zax it is!"
Most Likely To Be Caught Singing Cher's "Believe" In The Shower: Matthew
Silk: "...Lucien... He didn't bite my ass."
Autumn: "You can't just put down the gay kid because he's gay. That's like... bad form or something."
Silk: "...Fine... uhm... Matthew."
Autumn: "...Dunno who that is either, but sure, why not?"
Most Likely To Be A Furry: Marcus Prasad
Both: "Marcus."
Most Likely To Not Wear Pants In Public: Silk Sanada
Autumn: "You don't even wear underwear half the time."
Silk: "Being naked is fun though."
Autumn: "For who?"
Silk: "EVERYONE! ^_^"
Most Likely To Claim Their Spirit Animal Is A Majestic Unicorn: Lucien
Both: "Lucien."
Silk: "Cause... Cause... He's GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Autumn: -Thwaps Silk- "NOT NICE!"
Most Likely To Rummage A Corpse In Search For Shiny Trinkets: Bandit (The cat, Again)
Bandit: "MEOW!"
Both girls: "The cat. Most definitely... the cat."
Most Likely To Throw Someone Out A Window: Rai
Silk: "...Me?"
Autumn: "...Nah lets pick someone else."
Silk: "But... but the glass and the pained screaming as it cuts arteries and my cackling as the person bleeds to deathhhhhhh~"
Autumn: o.o "... You are never babysitting my kids."
Silk: "Humph... fine... Marcus?"
Autumn: "Nah, we said him a lot. Who else ya got?"
Silk: "...Let's toss that Rai kid a bone. He's kinda cute. You should go get laid or something..."
Autumn: "Ra-... THAT IS NOT THE TOPIC HERE!"
Most Likely To Be An Extraterrestrial Life Form In Disguise: The punk
Both: "The punk."
Silk: "He's a midget."
Autumn: "I think they like being called little people. He isn't THAT small though."
Silk: "Psh, maybe not to you. You're short too."
Autumn: "OI! I'm taller than that little robot freak!"
Most Likely To Break Out In Hives From Being Hugged Silk Sanada
Autumn: "You."
Silk: "Agreed."
Most Likely To Initiate The Zombie Apocalypse By Accident: Matthew
Silk: "Can someone do this by 'accident'?"
Autumn: o.o "Why do I feel like you are now trying to figure out ways to bring about the zombie apocalypse?"
Silk: " You have no proof."
Autumn: "... Right... well... moving on... Lets toss this one at... Matthew."
Most Likely To Still Be Concerned About Global Warming: Lucien
Silk: "Lucien. He has OCD from what I hear."
Autumn: "Good enough logic for me."
The Sexiest Beast (Male): Marcus Prasad
Silk: "..........."
Autumn: "You wanna say Marcus don't you?"
Silk: ">.>... Maybe..."
Autumn: "... fine."
Silk: "YAAAAAYYYY!!!"
Hottest Piece of Ass (Female): Silk Sanada
Silk: "Me!"
Autumn: "... That knife is dangerously close to my eye ball woman..."
Silk: "I know."
Autumn: "You it is then!"
Silk: "YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!"
The Kinky One: Aryn
Silk: "...I'm not sure I want this title? Then every little freak and their brother will be out to get me."
Autumn: "And you think the title of hottest piece of ass wont?"
Silk: "Well... that one is just being truthful bitch."
Autumn: "Right... uh... let's put down someone else then."
Silk: "Mkay...Aryn?"
Autumn: "That works."
The Peacekeeper: Mitsuki
Silk: "Oh my god! There is more!?"
Autumn: "Yeah."
Silk: "But I'm bored now!" -Whines-
Autumn: "So, lets just start throwing names out there..."
The Troublemaker: Silk Sanada
Silk: "Who would that be?"
Autumn: "...You mean... besides your dumb ass?"
Silk: o.o "... I don't get it."
Autumn: "You... I'm writing you here."
Captain Hobo: The punk
Silk: "...Who?"
Autumn: "Just put down Punk."
Silk: "Kay..."
The Angry One: Autumn Thompson
Autumn: "...Don't even think about it..."
Silk: "buuuuuutttttttttt~"
Autumn: "No Silk."
Silk: "Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttt~"
Autumn: -Glares at Silk.-
Silk: "... Screw you, I'm writing your name down here!"
Autumn: "FUCK! I SAID NO!"
Silk: "SEE YOU'RE ANGRY BITCH!"
Autumn: "NO YOU'RE ANGRY BITCH!"
A fight then happens, chairs are broken, table is broken, and someone almost got tossed into a very nice t.v. A blind woman unlocks the door, smacks them both with a cane, then leaves and re-locks the door.
Everybody's Friend: Marcus Prasad
Autumn: "Not me."
Silk: "Not me either."
Both: "Marcus."
The Class Clown: Leon
Silk: "Leon. At least he was when we were younger."
Autumn: "Okay... then."
The Recluse In The Corner: Lucien
Silk: "You."
Autumn: "Well duh, I'm not out of the bomb shelter yet."
Silk: "Me."
Autumn: "Not so much any more. You are actually planning on leaving your house and talking to people soon."
Silk: "...Hmmm.... Lucien?"
Autumn: "He does have OCD..."
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: The punk
Both: "The punk"
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Post by Daruma Doll~ on Jan 2, 2014 19:04:50 GMT -8
The Kinky One: "Mmm...me. Or that Silk chick. She's the crazy kind of kinky."
The Peacekeeper: "That blonde headed one, she's all about sunshine and second chances." (Kiyr)
The Troublemaker: "Dillon. That boy is trouble."
Captain Hobo: "Also Dillon. He slept on the bar table."
The Angry One: "That Mathew guy is pretty angry. He nearly took out a whole block with his Hulk arm."
Everybody's Friend: "That little boy/girl/thing. It always smiles...it's kinda creepy."
The Class Clown: "The spikey headed blondey...Leon? Leon."
The Recluse In The Corner: "Who's that OCD kid...he looks like he's one germ away from hiding in a corner forever." (Lucien)
Internet Superhero/Technology Geek: "The Punk kid...he's a mad genius."
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