And The Big Tittied Police Woman (GM/Open)

[Mr. Kaar]

So the whole bit of Midgard, or John Strike rather using Barker's strategy to convince the world that he was the savior... It was genius, and it pissed Leon off. So he decided to go on an enthusiastic walk...

This time however he'd be walking through town at night, with electricity restored he was checking out how many places where simply back to normal.

Today he was wearing his full leathers, but it didn't look like armor it simply looked like a black biker suit. It helped he was carrying a biker helmet.

[David B.]

Leon would trip and faceplant, hard enough to crack the cement with his skull!

"Ouch. Smooth."

In the alley next to where Leon fell, a rather large breasted woman stood, staring, a badge pinned to her chest!

"Whats with all the leather? Heading to a gay bar?"

[Mr. Kaar]

~Sonova bitch!~

"Actually no... I was looking for my next meal."

~And by meal I mean murder, and by murder, I mean devastating destruction of some fool, and by that I mean... Whatever you get the idea.~

Leon would stay face down in the cement, turning his head to look at her. Those looked nice however.

"What about you? Know where I might be able to get a decent pizza?"

[David B.]

She blinked.

"Well, my parents actually own a pizza store just up the street if you-"

Half a block up, 148 men came out of the bar...like they had just got done with some having drinking despite the time of day. They look over, milling about in a mass of human bodies, and they see the big breasted police officer!

"Hey! Titty-bitch! Show us your boobies!"

They started toward her and Leon!

[Mr. Kaar]

Leon liked the prospect of pizza at a family owned pizza shop, so he'd postpone his enthusiastic walk, but then a crowed... Man how plans get ruined. At their comments, Leon decided to stand up. He had a bit of a flash back seeing a large group on a long turn on a mountain side road... numbering at exactly one hundred. That day ended with the true brutality of a battle. It wasn't like fights people had seen before, it was a battle, a conflict like a war between a single man and an entire biker gang.

The flash back gave Leon goose bumps. Looking at this crowed it seemed like they where larger, but drunk it'd be more difficult, since they'd be very pain resistant.

"Ohhohohohoho, I really hope this is happening right now."

[David B.]

The men pointed at Leon.

"Hey! You...wanna die or something!? Get the fuck outta here ya blonde bastard!"

Stats of men:

Str: 20
Dex: 15
Con: 30 (60 with alcohol)
Int: 10
Wis: 15
Cha: 10

[Mr. Kaar]

Leon would mock cower as he approached the man.

"Oh no, please it was all in jest, I didn't mean it."

Leon would reach for his pocket pulling out some of those new bills of the Midgard world economy.

"Here, please don't hurt me."

He'd offer the money to the guy and wait for him to reach for it, if he did Leon'd drop the cash and grab the guys wrist with the same right hand tug him inward and throw a left knife shaped hand point first into the guy's ribs just under the armpit to break them, if that worked he'd slide the knife hand up into the guys armpit and yank hard down on the arm to dislocate it. Turning and throwing the body at the crowed.

"Da'fuck you people think you are?"

[David B.]

The man was stabbed, coughing blood, as the body was thrown, the men watched it fall. They turned to Leon and let out a war cry, some taking out knifes, others chains and come picking up rocks...charging forward to attack!

Two men would come in close, one trying to stab Leon in the neck, while the other swung a chain at his kneecaps!

[Orion]

OOC: I love Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. Good times. Well, as it says open... Imma hop in for fun! WHO DOESN'T LOVE RAMPAGING?

IC: Orion was driving around town with his fire truck, sans catapult that he left as his warehouse. He hadn't really found an opportune target, so he still felt the need to vent, but now it was with less risk of massive property damage. But hey, there was a need to vent... and he spent all damn day looking for something to vent on damnit. Where the hell did everyone-

Hold up. How many people were over there?

The truck's tires screeched as Orion hit the brakes, then set it into reverse and backed up, fishing out his binoculars and using them. He let out a low whistle as he looked at the mass of people. And at the far end, the focus of their drunken rage.... was a chick with big breasts and... Shit, was that Leon? Damnit, Orion was not patching his ass back up after a massive fight, he did that at 552 once, and he still didn't get even a freaking drink from it! Orion then paused to think about it, then began to maneuver his truck very carefully. When the truck was facing down the street at the massive crowd. This was one way to vent. Orion quite calmly plugged in his ipod into the very elaborate sound system he set up to broadcast outwards, then tapped on the microphone to speak for a moment.

"LEON, YOU BAAAAASTAAARDDD! YOU OWE ME A FUCKING DRINK FOR PATCHING YOUR ASS UP AT 552 DAMNIIIIITTT!!!!!"

Cue music: Here comes the Boom

With that blaring out, Orion stomped on the gas, accelerating the truck straight towards the crowd.

"GEEEEETTT SOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEE!!!!"

Fire truck from hell anyone?

[Mr. Kaar]

Leon was alittle busy to notice the fire truck since it stopped. Leon would reach out to catch the knife hand at the wrist, bending it back towards the guy, grabbing the elbow as well to help bend, Leon would use the force of the dunkin man charging and Leon's own momentum by stepping towards the man to drive the knife into the guys chest, taking the chain to the knee, Leon was already on the move, it hurt, but he had plans for it, instinctively wanting the chain, Leon would rip the knife from the guys chest and hurl it into the face of the chain attacker. Stepping back with his leg that was likely wrapped by a chain.

Leon was however now put off by the blaring speaker, backing up from the drunken rage fest and lowering himself to a knee removing the chain from his leg and wrapping it around his arm. Leon would step out in front of the truck. Prepared to go toe-to-toe with it if he had to. Leon knew the only way to do that however would be to activate the Seikatsugan, even then the possibility of death excited him.

"Do nut sully this battle with machinations! You want in, at least have the decency to kill them with your bare hands!"

Leon however would be keeping his attention mostly on the drunks.

[David B.]

The two men died with ease before the crowd turned to the truck that was barreling at them...and through them. Bodies were crushed under the weight of the massive vehicle, several of them being slaughtered unceremoniously.

Men would jump onto the truck like spiders, plastering themselves to the windows and doors, punching in the glass. More men would run at Leon and aim to tackle him, get this lightning user on the ground, where they could really stomp him.

-3 men killed by Leon.
-12 men killed by Orion

133 men left.

[Mr. Kaar]

Leon himself would leap up as the tackle's came in, and use the truck as a kick off point to push himself deeper into the mess of people, shooting out his legs to face stomp one of the guys in the gaggle, letting the chain hang from his right arm he'd whip it down at anyone too close for comfort.

Leon didn't know what Orion was doing here, but if he got in the way, or dishonored this battle further, Leon would just have one more soul to end.

His hopes with the drop kick where to crush the guy's face causing him to fall to the ground, where Leon would stay standing on his face even after he hit the ground. The chain would be used on people's shins if they got too close. So far this was fun.

[Orion]

Orion considered as he was driving. Then mashed on the brakes to bring the truck to a sudden halt, jostling anyone hanging on with only one point of contact, more then likely. He quickly turned off the engine and pocketed the keys, oblivious to the men smashing glass around.

"Well... since you asked so nicely..."

Voodoo people

Orion tossed a knife through the window next to him to take out anyone right next to the door, then proceed to kick it open and hop out with his trademark halberd in hand. Hey, Leon was using a chain.

"I much prefer my blade to my fists nowadays. But there's enough people here to go around. COME THEN. 2 MEN SHALL DEFEAT LEGION! FOR THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAA!"

And with that ripped off battle-cry, Orion would wade in, sweeping around him with his weapon and stabbing any close enough to be stabbed, anyone behind also being stabbed due to the duality of the weapon.