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Post by ag on Nov 14, 2006 17:31:49 GMT -8
OOC: Aureus posts first.
Sound the sirens, sound the alarms, we have an invasion of underpants everyone! Strolling through out very own park is a man only in his underwear, but don't get me wrong! It was over both his head, and his... well, I think you get the point. Over his head was whitey tighteys, over his body was black boxers, and he was going wild going through the park! He was a monster! And now only that, he was carrying a bag in his hand, in it... bladder stained underwear, my god! Of course, he was like a stealthy ninja, just roaming around, and he was crazy!
At every person he spotted, he would throw these stained underpants at, with speed and perfect accuracy! It was discussing people world wide, but he was on the run, he wasn't going to let the coppers get him!
Actually, to be honest, the coppers couldn't get him because like... that would just ruin all of his fun, and that was NOT going to happen, realism can go to hell!
Oh, back to the point! He threw it at one particular person though, and it wasn't going to look pretty...
Cue perfect entrance!
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Post by Aureus on Nov 15, 2006 16:13:05 GMT -8
Life was funny sometimes, though it wasn't always easy to see it that way. Especially when you had a a pair of underwear smacking you right in the face. What would life be without these strange little incidents? Boring probably, but at the time Aureus found it to be more fucked up than anything else. For a moment he couldn't help but wonder why something like that had happened to him of all people. It was simple, really. He had been in the wrong place at the wrong time; the park specifically.
It had started out as average a day as any other; a shower, a bowl of cereal, a good jog, and a short talk with Chihiro. Unfortunately for him, something just compelled the Sophomore to visit the park. This little decision would have a bigger, more bothersome effect than he had first intended.
So there Aureus was, standing there, seething with a pair of underwear resting on his face. What the fuck!!! Was that!? Levi yelled, a bit more...surprised than Aureus himself. Pulling the dirty laundry from his face, the Pillar scanned the area for the perpetrator. Ya don't see something like...that everyday... ... The schizo thought, staring at the man with a pair of briefs over his head. And suddenly an idea struck him. Gripping the underwear harder in his hand and balling it up, Aureus ignited the glove he was wearing, setting the cloth ablaze in the process. With no hesitation whatsoever, the dark haired boy beamed the flaming underwear right back at it's original thrower.
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Post by ag on Nov 15, 2006 17:08:45 GMT -8
OOC: Rather this was realistic or not, I'm just doing it for funs sake. Everything being serious all the time makes me wanna cry. D=
Looking over at the flame driven underwear, a very high pitched whistle escaped his lips, and he quickly side stepped it. Why exactly did he notice this underwear? Hard not to see something sparking with the flames of hell, and not move out of the way in fear for dying! Except this guy was fearless, so it didn't much matter what it really was, they just resembled some old tricks that he had witnessed back in the past. Unfortunately, they hit a tree behind them, and it made the fire that was initially on the fire spread! GASP!!!
"Uh-oh..."
The underwear man said under his breath before quickly turning and running toward the guy who had produced the fire thingy-thing... Well, he wasn't directly going toward him, just his general direction, I'm sorry, but he liked that tree, he was going to have to go over to his pair of pants hidden in a bush to call the fire department or something!
"Are you crazy!? You don't throw flamed clothing in a place like the PARK! What were you thinking!?"
Sir undy-man scolded while he made his way past the... urhh... dude!
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Post by chihiro on Nov 15, 2006 22:14:32 GMT -8
((OOC: Yes, I am bored, and no, this is not Chihiro, I'm taking out the impulse NPC, biznatch!))
A flash of pink lightning! A thunder clap! And KAPOW! A figure appeared perched in the trees between the two people already in the thread, only able to be described as a mixture between the pink power ranger and rainbow brite. Her long flowing blonde locks that seemed to wave on their own without any sign of wind was held up with a rainbow hair tie, and still it fell about to her knees. Cuz superheros can have long hair and theyll never get tangled up in it. She was also wearing the rainbow brite crazy multi colored boots, skirt, and arm things that made her look like a space something or other. A pink sequined masquerade mask covered her eyes, her blonde bangs falling over it enough that it still showed her mask and eyes, kinda like Sailor Moon's. (Don't you love all these comparisons?)
"Halt, citizens!"
The heroine called, holding up her hand in a 'stop' gesture, her other hand perched on her hip, all heroic like. Her rainbow boots balanced on the tree branch, the leaves fluttering slightlyon the branch from the young woman's presence. She turned her head to look at each of the boys in turn, because she couldn't just move her eyes because no one would see them. Duh.
"Is there a problem here?"
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Post by Aureus on Nov 17, 2006 15:45:36 GMT -8
Well, goddamn. Who'dve thunk trees are that flammable? I mean, sure it's wood and all, but that thing lit up like someone poured gasoline all over it. You better do somethin' about that......wh...argh... The schizo thought while staring at the burning plant, his mouth hanging slightly ajar. Normally he would he replied to the underwear wearing idiot, but this definitely wasn't a normal situation. Just as he was about to attempt to tame the conflagration, Aureus was stopped dead in his tracks by a colorfully dressed girl
What...the...fuck is that thing?I have no clue... The sophomore thought, almost falling over from the sheer stupidity of the situation. "Uhh...yeah, there's a fire in that tree..." He said after a moment, pointing to the tree next to the one she was standing in.
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