Post by Lawrence Tureaud on Aug 13, 2006 0:09:51 GMT -8
Basic Information[/u]
Name: Lawrence "Mr. T" Tureaud
Age: 54
Height: 5' 10½"
Weight: 250
Blood Type: Does It Matta'?!
Gender: Male, Whatchu think Foo'
Sexuality: Ain't Gay, thats Fo' Sho'
Eye Color: Brown, Foo'
Hair: Black, you blind o' sumthin'?!
Pass Time Information
Hobbies: Pitying people. Lifting weights.
Talents: No one can pity someone like I can.
Favorite things: Pity. Weights. Puppy dogs. Damn straight.. Puppy dogs.. Bitch.
Mental Information
Personality: I pity people man. I'm from the streets! I'm a "hardcore, DON'T MESS WITH ME!" TYPE OF GUY! GOD DAMN MAN.. YOU STUPID!.
Mentality: Err.. Hardcore..
Ideal: "I pity tha foo'.."
Belief: "I pity tha foo' who don't dial 1-800-collect.."
Physical Information
Build: Muscle-bound, BITCH!
Head: Big..
Torso: Bigger..
Arms: Pop-Eye bitch!
Legs: M00scular.
Feet: 1 foot. Bitch.
Apparel Information
Head Gear: MY HARDCORE HAIR-DO!
Shirts: A Jesus shirt. He's my buddy' The one dude I don't pity.
Pants: Tight leather pants. Bitch.
Shoes: Pink Slippers. You got a problem foo'?!
Misc: My bling-bling bitch. And lots of it.
Fighting Information
Fighting Style: Wrestling. And the art of foo' pitying.
Years Practiced: since I was a fetus. Bitch.
Description of style: Ass-kickery and saying the word "pity" and "Foo'" a lot.
History Information
History:
Mr. T was born Laurence Tureaud on 21 May 1952 in the rough south side ghetto of Chicago. He is the second to youngest of twelve children (he has four sisters and seven brothers) and grew up in the housing projects. His father left when Laurence was 5, and his mother raised the family on $87 a month welfare in a three-room apartment.
Mr. T's brothers encouraged him to build up his body in order to survive in the area; he has commented, "If you think I'm big, you should see my brothers!". His mother is a religious woman, who has had a strong influence on him. He says, "Any man who don't love his momma can't be no friend of mine." He was an average student in school. "Most of the time", he says, "I stared out the windows, just daydreaming. I didn't study much because I have a photographic memory." Apart from one spell between 5th and 7th grades when he went a little astray -- playing hooky, cursing, acting tough, being disrespectful -- he was a well-behaved child. (He worried about how his mother would feel if he ended up in jail, and stayed out of trouble.)
He attended Dunbar Vocational High School. He was a football star, studied martial arts, and was three times city wrestling champion. He won a scholarship to play football at Prairie View A&M University in Texas, but he was thrown out after a year. And since he sucked at life. He decided to go back to school to pity foo's and kick some ass.
Living Status Information[/u]
Type of resident: A Mansion. It's bigger then yours.
Roommates: My french poodle, Piggy.
Pity Against The Faculty: 29453 cases.
Pity Of Hurting Students: 1947529 cases.
Name: Lawrence "Mr. T" Tureaud
Age: 54
Height: 5' 10½"
Weight: 250
Blood Type: Does It Matta'?!
Gender: Male, Whatchu think Foo'
Sexuality: Ain't Gay, thats Fo' Sho'
Eye Color: Brown, Foo'
Hair: Black, you blind o' sumthin'?!
Pass Time Information
Hobbies: Pitying people. Lifting weights.
Talents: No one can pity someone like I can.
Favorite things: Pity. Weights. Puppy dogs. Damn straight.. Puppy dogs.. Bitch.
Mental Information
Personality: I pity people man. I'm from the streets! I'm a "hardcore, DON'T MESS WITH ME!" TYPE OF GUY! GOD DAMN MAN.. YOU STUPID!.
Mentality: Err.. Hardcore..
Ideal: "I pity tha foo'.."
Belief: "I pity tha foo' who don't dial 1-800-collect.."
Physical Information
Build: Muscle-bound, BITCH!
Head: Big..
Torso: Bigger..
Arms: Pop-Eye bitch!
Legs: M00scular.
Feet: 1 foot. Bitch.
Apparel Information
Head Gear: MY HARDCORE HAIR-DO!
Shirts: A Jesus shirt. He's my buddy' The one dude I don't pity.
Pants: Tight leather pants. Bitch.
Shoes: Pink Slippers. You got a problem foo'?!
Misc: My bling-bling bitch. And lots of it.
Fighting Information
Fighting Style: Wrestling. And the art of foo' pitying.
Years Practiced: since I was a fetus. Bitch.
Description of style: Ass-kickery and saying the word "pity" and "Foo'" a lot.
History Information
History:
Mr. T was born Laurence Tureaud on 21 May 1952 in the rough south side ghetto of Chicago. He is the second to youngest of twelve children (he has four sisters and seven brothers) and grew up in the housing projects. His father left when Laurence was 5, and his mother raised the family on $87 a month welfare in a three-room apartment.
Mr. T's brothers encouraged him to build up his body in order to survive in the area; he has commented, "If you think I'm big, you should see my brothers!". His mother is a religious woman, who has had a strong influence on him. He says, "Any man who don't love his momma can't be no friend of mine." He was an average student in school. "Most of the time", he says, "I stared out the windows, just daydreaming. I didn't study much because I have a photographic memory." Apart from one spell between 5th and 7th grades when he went a little astray -- playing hooky, cursing, acting tough, being disrespectful -- he was a well-behaved child. (He worried about how his mother would feel if he ended up in jail, and stayed out of trouble.)
He attended Dunbar Vocational High School. He was a football star, studied martial arts, and was three times city wrestling champion. He won a scholarship to play football at Prairie View A&M University in Texas, but he was thrown out after a year. And since he sucked at life. He decided to go back to school to pity foo's and kick some ass.
Living Status Information[/u]
Type of resident: A Mansion. It's bigger then yours.
Roommates: My french poodle, Piggy.
Pity Against The Faculty: 29453 cases.
Pity Of Hurting Students: 1947529 cases.
