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Post by Shouichi Kanoe™ on Apr 14, 2016 18:24:03 GMT -8
I had one mission. Get that slice of pizza. Okay wait I guess I had two missions. Get that slice of pizza, find my brother. In that exact order. I mean I guess finding my older brother who had been missing for almost 5 months now should have probably been more important, but you know what. The pizza's here. My brother's not. So take that Shugo. Dick.
Either way, I decided to put my super cool and awesome parkour abilities into action in order to secure that slice of cheesy goodness. Breaking out into a full sprint[[read: very slow]], I dashed forward! That was until, my right foot slipped on a banana peel and sent me flying forward like a bowling ball. Unfortunately for everyone in the cafeteria, they were the pins.
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Post by Krane Asiv on Apr 14, 2016 18:27:03 GMT -8
Krane sat at a table overlooking the entire cafeteria from the door, his gear stashed away in the locker in the pillar office. Eating two banana's and the random what the fuck is that they usually served here. However some guy not paying attention happened to slip on one of his poorly discarded banana peels... Oops.
"Careful."
Krane called after the guy who basically destroyed some poor saps with his body as he slipped.
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Post by Shouichi Kanoe™ on Apr 14, 2016 18:33:24 GMT -8
Careful?! I was the epitome of careful! I got up, dusted myself off, and marched right up to this dick face. "I'm the carefullest motherfucker you'll ever meet, punk." I looked the guy dead in the eye as I grabbed him by the collar of his shirt with my left hand. I gave him a look, one eye wide one eye narrow. The kinda look that would make the toughest man on the world shit his pants. That's right. I'd make Bob Saggot shit his pants. "Now before I destroy you." I pulled a picture out of my back pocket and held it up. "Have you seen this man?"
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Post by Krane Asiv on Apr 14, 2016 18:41:18 GMT -8
Krane stared back as he was pulled from his seat, chewing on more banana. His good eye looking between this kids eyes. His dead white eye doing nothing.
He'd look at the picture and then to the guy. Silently, slowly, but with purpose he would raise the banana up to his mouth and take another bite.
"Nope."
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