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Post by Hone on Dec 12, 2013 19:10:55 GMT -8
(OOC: Anyone who's seen Over the Hedge gets the four references.)
Zax was strolling through the field, whistling as he went along. He pulled a cookie out of his pocket "I got a cookie!" he sang along with the tune. Most of it was garbled, having stuffed his mouth.
BOOF! "Hmm?" Zax looked up at the towering wall in front of him. "Funny, that wasn't there before!" He looked one way, ran as fast as he could as long as he could. "IT NEVER ENDS!" Then he would speed past were he was standing and keep going. He sped past a raccoon holding a golf club bag. Weird. And then came back to his original position. "It never ends that way, too!"
Then he looked behind him to see a turtle, two opossum, a skunk, three baby porcupines and and two adult porcupines. "What the? SHOO! SHOO!" Nother weird thing.
Zax thought a second. "Hm." Seemed like he'd seen this from somewhere. Zax shrugged with a "meh" and turned his attention to breaking the wall.
He tried to wack it with a bone bat. Nothing. Sucked life from a tree and pushed it onto the wall. Nothing. Maybe someone could help him. He looked around to see if he could see anyone....
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Post by David B. on Dec 12, 2013 19:19:32 GMT -8
The wall would seem to be staring at Zax. When Zax hit the wall, a female voice would slither to Zaxs' ears.
"Ow."
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Post by Hone on Dec 13, 2013 8:27:28 GMT -8
"Who goes there?!" Zax yelled, taking a bone spear out. He turned all around, not knowing where the sound came from.
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Post by David B. on Dec 13, 2013 15:11:37 GMT -8
A stone club would extend out of the wall and whack Zax over the head!
"Paybacks."
Strength of blow: 10
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Post by Hone on Dec 17, 2013 20:35:31 GMT -8
Zax would quickly move out of the way. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
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Post by David B. on Dec 19, 2013 17:28:51 GMT -8
"You hit me first."
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Post by Hone on Dec 20, 2013 10:57:33 GMT -8
"Yeah but your a wall!" Zax said pointing at the wall.
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Post by David B. on Jan 8, 2014 15:42:20 GMT -8
OOC: Sorry for missing this.
"Doesn't mean I like getting hit! Think before you swing!"
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Post by Hone on Jan 9, 2014 16:10:29 GMT -8
"Well- WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!!! WHY AM I TALKING TO YOU!!!! ? YOU'RE A FREAKING WALL!!!!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU EVEN TALKING!? OR FEELING FOR THAT MATTER?! OR LISTENING?!"
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Post by David B. on Jan 10, 2014 8:30:56 GMT -8
"You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. Just because I LOOK like a wall doesn't mean I AM a wall. You remind me of someone...an Elder Dragonwith Spiky blonde hair....I killed him for annoying me."
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Post by Hone on Jan 10, 2014 9:23:48 GMT -8
Zax's eyes popped open. "ELDER DRAGON?! KILLED HIM?!" he thought.
"Hod did you kill an Elder Dragon?"
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Post by David B. on Jan 10, 2014 21:37:44 GMT -8
The wall seemed bored.
"I hit him in the chest and he died. Was easy. Wanna see?"
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Post by Hone on Jan 11, 2014 9:31:36 GMT -8
"No thanks!" Zax put his hands up to the level as he said it. "Jus asking. Didn't need an example. However, you could show me an example on that tree overthere!" Zax smirked and pointed at a tree.
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Post by David B. on Jan 11, 2014 16:22:15 GMT -8
The wall was silent for a long time.
"And what do you have against trees? Are you another human who thinks the roots of this Earth are pointless, mindless, and in need of tearing down?"
The wall would seem to rise up...powerful and mighty and very sinister.
Zax would get the feeling he was on thin ice, and if he said the wrong thing, he might get only a little hurt!
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Post by Hone on Jan 11, 2014 17:16:54 GMT -8
"NO NO NO! I just meant, that, uh, it's, a good thing to do it on! Besides, it's just ONE tree, it's not like it's gonna end all life of trees should it break! It's not really even alive! I mean, it doesn't move. That's is it's whole life right there. Is just sitting there, just providing a little shade for people that might come under it! It doesn't serve much of a purpose!" Zax would slowly back up.
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