Post by Orion on Dec 13, 2013 9:05:39 GMT -8
So.... acccording to rumors Orion received after his lovely chat with his glorious fellows... and Delilah, apparently there was a big ass fucking wall. Out of nowhere, surrounding this huge place. So... after dealing with affairs, Orion decided to go investigate.
With a fire truck. Dragging a medeival catapult that he had hitched on a trailer. Where did he get a catapult? He built it with some plans he found online that he printed out a long-ass time ago because he thought it would be epic to launch shit at the school with a catapult before the world went boom. He had wrecked enough places to have spare building materials and he managed to persuade (read: threaten with the fear of god) some people to build it while he was out doing shit. He had tested it, of course.
*flashback*
"Ok, so there's a completely epic chance this will cause a massive amount of property damage.... but who gives a fuck! FIRE THE MOLOTOV BARRAGE NAAAOOOWWWW!!!!"
*end flashback*
... at the time he may or may not have been very very bored. So here he was, driving his fire truck littered with all sorts of various tools strapped down on the outside or placed inside, with a catapult trailing behind it. He would pull up close to the wall and get out, casting his eyes up at it. Orion let out a low whistle.
"Damn. That's... a pretty epic wall. I don't think destroying it is an option with my resources... at the moment. I mean, I could just strap a brick to a diesel trucks gas pedal and just crash it into this thing... but that may or may not work A, and B, would probably piss off the neighbors. While normally I wouldn't care... said neighbors happened to build this really nice wall. So... if they're talent in construction is this awesome, I must wonder at their destructive talents. So, random epic wall, I will not attempt to blow you up with a diesel truck and a brick... Today anyway, we'll see depending on how investigations here go."
With a fire truck. Dragging a medeival catapult that he had hitched on a trailer. Where did he get a catapult? He built it with some plans he found online that he printed out a long-ass time ago because he thought it would be epic to launch shit at the school with a catapult before the world went boom. He had wrecked enough places to have spare building materials and he managed to persuade (read: threaten with the fear of god) some people to build it while he was out doing shit. He had tested it, of course.
*flashback*
"Ok, so there's a completely epic chance this will cause a massive amount of property damage.... but who gives a fuck! FIRE THE MOLOTOV BARRAGE NAAAOOOWWWW!!!!"
*end flashback*
... at the time he may or may not have been very very bored. So here he was, driving his fire truck littered with all sorts of various tools strapped down on the outside or placed inside, with a catapult trailing behind it. He would pull up close to the wall and get out, casting his eyes up at it. Orion let out a low whistle.
"Damn. That's... a pretty epic wall. I don't think destroying it is an option with my resources... at the moment. I mean, I could just strap a brick to a diesel trucks gas pedal and just crash it into this thing... but that may or may not work A, and B, would probably piss off the neighbors. While normally I wouldn't care... said neighbors happened to build this really nice wall. So... if they're talent in construction is this awesome, I must wonder at their destructive talents. So, random epic wall, I will not attempt to blow you up with a diesel truck and a brick... Today anyway, we'll see depending on how investigations here go."