Post by Mr. Yamato on Aug 3, 2007 2:32:17 GMT -8
Small back steps lead up to a small white door marked only with a number 7 entering the small apartment you immediately notice a framed poster of Asia stepping on to the hot pocket stained white carpet you see a large flat screen T.V with every system you could ever imagine hooked up to it with one central hub of wires to hook it all together equipped with a switch to connect and disconnect cords to the T.V at will and with great ease the walls are covered from head to toe with posters of anime and posters of comic con events and video game charters going further down you see a small kitchen littered with hot pocket and bagle bite packages.
stepping into the small tiled floor gives you the feeling of and smell of a nerd staying up all night watching the anime network or playing dungeons and dragons online the kitchen also give the aroma of pizza and chicken wings from Wingstreet all in all it looks like an actual meal was probably never put together in this small area walking back out into the living room where the T.V is you see a small blue couch with an empty pizza box on it and server monsters and 5 hour energy drinks on it as you begin to look right possibly looking for the hall way to get into the other rooms you see a wall littered with running trophies from high school and collage and you probably wonder how the hell a nerd like this could ever get sports trophies like that well back off i did and theres nothing you or my fat ass teacher could do about it after finishing looking right of the couch you notice that the couch to is equip with a heater and a mini tv and soda dispenser then you notice it laying on the left side of the all access couch is the master remote.
Seeing it even makes you humble after all it does control the T.V you know looking at its silver godliness makes you weep... well maybe not really but still its pretty cool all its red buttons and flashing lights make it look like a children's arcade well its not so back off asswipe one button for the T.V another for the shower? how the hell did this guy get a button for the shower you ask and how did I afford it wouldn't you like to know anyways this remote pretty much controls my apartment witch I own anyways so ha and its password locked BURN! ok anyones on with the tour walking left of the couch gets you to a hall way blocked off by what looks to be sliding doors pretty cool huh actually its just a cardboard cutout i made it actually moves to OMG godliness YES pushing a button on the labeled master remote opens the cardboard doors and you press on through the hall way of wonders well its really just a a small book case and 2 doors you what to know whats inside the book case well i would be glad to tell you.
The book case witch is glass protected and locked (But don't worry the glass sides with the touch of this button hehe) (Shut up Urameshi mom always said you were to gloaty) (Shut it Souji and how the hell did you get in here) (The door was open buttface) (..... Oh yea....) (Go play XBox 360 Souji) (Fine i don't want to take your stupid tour anyways). Anyways with out my little brothers interruption we can go on entering though a small door we see a plain desk with s light on it the desk is light brown you know the color of that fake wood it probably is anyones this is my spare room on the wall you see only 2 posters one is a picture of anime expo 2005 with the staff and me and the others is just a Gundam poster not too important and a double bed lines the corner (Sorry about the lack of detail in this room its just i didn't have the money to beef it up but you just wait and see Urameshi's spare room 2008 wait and see the colorful new desk and laptop i have to go get from my moms house.... well anyways lets get to the best part of the apartment my room YES finally i know what your thinking after all the stuff you saw in the other rooms how could i afford all the stuff in this room well let me tell you i saved up for 13 years in a secret fund to pay for this room now lets check it out walking through the poster covered door labeled urameshis room no asswipe jocks allowed I hate jock you aren't a jock are you.... thought so lets go inside the door opens all on its own due to a small door wedge thing i made pretty cool isn't it its like a garage door
Here it is the master room a huge flat monster lay smack dab in the middle of a huge computer desk equip with a black Supersmash Brothers light hanging off the side of the light as soon as you look down you see a huge towering black box that my friends is my mega souped up computer with specks are are so advanced well you your gonna have to ask me about it later im still in shock i got it for the price i got it at my bed is a queen bed with dark blue sheets so comfy the under sheets are Mario sheets thats right I got these sheets when i as four there still good so ha ha the walls are filled with posters of anime expo and comic con there are 3 bookshelves where every anime thats cool is and even some you probably don't think is cool there are a bunch a glasses glasses next to the bed with action figures collected over the years. ah great times my life but also sad but that's for another time well thats pretty much it as you walk down the hall way past the secret book shelf that--- Oh yea, I never told you about whats inside it did I? Well that you will have to find out for yourself I'm getting sleepy besides i got to walk up early tomorrow and be at the game store by 3:00 am to wait for the new dragon quest to come out YES woot walking out the cardboard box yand pass the mega T.V on the back of the door just before you open it its a pitcure of the Supersmash Brothers fighters with text under it says see you again! later all you people thanks for coming over.
stepping into the small tiled floor gives you the feeling of and smell of a nerd staying up all night watching the anime network or playing dungeons and dragons online the kitchen also give the aroma of pizza and chicken wings from Wingstreet all in all it looks like an actual meal was probably never put together in this small area walking back out into the living room where the T.V is you see a small blue couch with an empty pizza box on it and server monsters and 5 hour energy drinks on it as you begin to look right possibly looking for the hall way to get into the other rooms you see a wall littered with running trophies from high school and collage and you probably wonder how the hell a nerd like this could ever get sports trophies like that well back off i did and theres nothing you or my fat ass teacher could do about it after finishing looking right of the couch you notice that the couch to is equip with a heater and a mini tv and soda dispenser then you notice it laying on the left side of the all access couch is the master remote.
Seeing it even makes you humble after all it does control the T.V you know looking at its silver godliness makes you weep... well maybe not really but still its pretty cool all its red buttons and flashing lights make it look like a children's arcade well its not so back off asswipe one button for the T.V another for the shower? how the hell did this guy get a button for the shower you ask and how did I afford it wouldn't you like to know anyways this remote pretty much controls my apartment witch I own anyways so ha and its password locked BURN! ok anyones on with the tour walking left of the couch gets you to a hall way blocked off by what looks to be sliding doors pretty cool huh actually its just a cardboard cutout i made it actually moves to OMG godliness YES pushing a button on the labeled master remote opens the cardboard doors and you press on through the hall way of wonders well its really just a a small book case and 2 doors you what to know whats inside the book case well i would be glad to tell you.
The book case witch is glass protected and locked (But don't worry the glass sides with the touch of this button hehe) (Shut up Urameshi mom always said you were to gloaty) (Shut it Souji and how the hell did you get in here) (The door was open buttface) (..... Oh yea....) (Go play XBox 360 Souji) (Fine i don't want to take your stupid tour anyways). Anyways with out my little brothers interruption we can go on entering though a small door we see a plain desk with s light on it the desk is light brown you know the color of that fake wood it probably is anyones this is my spare room on the wall you see only 2 posters one is a picture of anime expo 2005 with the staff and me and the others is just a Gundam poster not too important and a double bed lines the corner (Sorry about the lack of detail in this room its just i didn't have the money to beef it up but you just wait and see Urameshi's spare room 2008 wait and see the colorful new desk and laptop i have to go get from my moms house.... well anyways lets get to the best part of the apartment my room YES finally i know what your thinking after all the stuff you saw in the other rooms how could i afford all the stuff in this room well let me tell you i saved up for 13 years in a secret fund to pay for this room now lets check it out walking through the poster covered door labeled urameshis room no asswipe jocks allowed I hate jock you aren't a jock are you.... thought so lets go inside the door opens all on its own due to a small door wedge thing i made pretty cool isn't it its like a garage door
Here it is the master room a huge flat monster lay smack dab in the middle of a huge computer desk equip with a black Supersmash Brothers light hanging off the side of the light as soon as you look down you see a huge towering black box that my friends is my mega souped up computer with specks are are so advanced well you your gonna have to ask me about it later im still in shock i got it for the price i got it at my bed is a queen bed with dark blue sheets so comfy the under sheets are Mario sheets thats right I got these sheets when i as four there still good so ha ha the walls are filled with posters of anime expo and comic con there are 3 bookshelves where every anime thats cool is and even some you probably don't think is cool there are a bunch a glasses glasses next to the bed with action figures collected over the years. ah great times my life but also sad but that's for another time well thats pretty much it as you walk down the hall way past the secret book shelf that--- Oh yea, I never told you about whats inside it did I? Well that you will have to find out for yourself I'm getting sleepy besides i got to walk up early tomorrow and be at the game store by 3:00 am to wait for the new dragon quest to come out YES woot walking out the cardboard box yand pass the mega T.V on the back of the door just before you open it its a pitcure of the Supersmash Brothers fighters with text under it says see you again! later all you people thanks for coming over.
