My Dearest Creator...

[Alex Baker]

Hey Sten!

What the hell man? I`ve been in this school for half a day and already I dislocated my arm! Thanks a lot man. This is going to be a real nice year!

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Dear Alex,

Shut up! Your lucky I found a way for you to dodge Gabriel`s attacks instead of taking both to the face! Good to know you care for your arms so much. I`ll be sure to use your stomach to protect them next time. Yes this is the beginning of a real sweet relationship. wanker

[Gabriel Seran]

Dear Ryan,
I have no idea where you're taking me, I'm having all these horrible voices in my head that seem psychopathic wating to kill people, and at the same time my freaking hormones are raging out of control whilst I attempt to flirt with the entire female population here at #259. so thanks alot.
Also wondering when you're gonna fulfill your promise of making me stronger it feels as though you're lagging behind just getting by hoping for a handout.
Fuck you!
just kidding, go get that chick you've been checking out at school you and I both know you like each other stop stalling and grow a pair.
- Gabriel

[chihiro]

Ally,

Your head will be on a pike next to Sean Barker's when I get through with you.

-AmuriChi

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Dear Ally,

Hey WTF?! Where the hell am I and how did I get here?! You better think of a way to get us out of this, because I don't want to be running around with muscles like Arnold Schwarzenegger. And wow, Schwarzenegger was actually in the how-to-spell-correct-em list in this auto-spell check magic thing going on. I just thought you should know that.

Anyway, save me!! And I don't care if your computer is broken, use your moms and post you jerk! You got me detention in gym for being AWOL (Though how am I supposed to serve it when I'm wherever the hell I am??).

-Olesya

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Ally,

I am not a support character, I have feelings too!! Maybe you should stop having so many characters (what, aren't you up to like 9 now total? GOOD LAWD WOMAN!). Sure it may be summer vacation but you haven't exactly had that much free time, especially since your brother got that wii and you've been playing it more than he has. Yeah, I know what you've been doing. GET A JOB!

Sincerely,
Marina A. Cassidy

[Cody Travers]

Dear Kyle,

I hate you.

So much.

Right now.

You're screwing me over dude.

Royally.

Do something man.

It's summer.

Sincerely,
Travers.

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Dear Cody,

I understand that you've been through a lot of trouble, we know..But right now it's kinda tough. I'll request some threads and we'll see where we can go from there..

I'm pretty sure not many people like you right now.

But still, I apoligize for being inactive and as such i'll try to get a move on your story..

Though..Provided people will answer my threads..

I'll see what I can do..

Your mentor,
Kyle

[Arim Urem'der]

Dear Amy,





WHO ARE YOU!?! O____O ARE YOU GOD!? DO I NEED TO RENOUNCE MY FATE AND TURN TO PRAISE YOU, OR WHAT!?

No... no... No God could possibly be as... well, "special" as you are.


Anyways, I think I have a few question for you that I would be appreciative if they were answered.

1) WHY did you base me off a HIGURASHI CHARACTER!? FOR CHRIST-SAKE!! THEY'RE BASKET-CASES-- AND I WAS IN AN ASYLUM!! (No thanks to you, again).



^ SERIOUSLY!?! YOU'RE COMPARING ME TO THAT!?! TT^TT

2) WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE PENNIES!? PENNIES!? THEY COST MORE TO MAKE THEN THEIR ACTUAL NET WORTH! Just because YOU are obsessed with running down busy streets to get pennies, doesn't mean someone of my intellectual caliber wants to AS WELL.

Puckin' fennies....

3) What is with you and spicy things!? Seriously! Do you know how much it burns on the way out!? DO YOU LIKE DIARRHEA?!? Just because YOU have a cast-iron stomach doesn't mean that I DO.

4) Why did you put me in the same room as LETZ SHAKE. COME ON, what were you on when you created him!? WHATS WITH THE MOHAWK!? It's like living with a HORNY RABID WOLF WITH A MOHAWK!!

No offense, Yahto.


5) Why am I blonde!? Why do I hate being Asian!? Is it just to model me after you, or just to throw in a strange quirk. AS IF I WASN'T STRANGE ENOUGH!! MY HAIR IS SO FRIZZY IT COULD CONDUCT ELECTRICITY, and Rem's done it.

6) Whats with the tote-bag? WHAT IS IN IT!? I'm going to have back-problems before I turn 20!!

WHAT MADE IT!?
YOU!?
SCIENCE!?!
!?!?!?!?

7) What kind of name is Arim, anyways? Cosette was much cuter!! ARIM IS ARAB, DID YOU KNOW THAT? ARAB AS IN ARAB FOR MALE NAMES. And Urem'der!? You think you're SOOOO clever because it's an anagram!? WELL NEWS FOR YOU!!

8) WHAT IS WITH ALL THE BLINDING PINK!?!? TTTTT_____TTTTT

9) Why am I everyone's APPRENTICE!?!?

10) Why do you keep changing my outfit? I feel like I never have a set style, one minute it's Gothic Lolita, the next is border-line GANGURO GIRL! Do you even have a set character style, or do you just like making me look like a trend-setter!~? I do not like trends!! I DO NOT!


I hope you read this, and you remind what horrors you're putting me through.
YOU'D BETTER REPLY TO THIS!

I CAN FIND YOU!!



....
....
....

Canadian.... >___>


-goes to sob in a corner for getting angry for once-


Signed,

YOU KNOW MY REAL NAME, YOU CANUCK!!! GO DRINK SOME MAPLE SYRUP WHILE YOU WATCH HOCKEY WITH YOUR ZIPPERS AND TELEPHONES!!




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To.... crazy asian psycho girl,


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Wrong address?

<3



Love,

Not your creator.

[Purr-Moi?!]

Dear LAUDON~PYON

LET'S GET CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1




P.S why did you make me pregnant .__.




P.S.P.S LET'S RAPE THRUSH BY DOING..[inserts a hot dirtypic and detail]


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Dear MIRIAAAAA,

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI CAKEEEYYY!!



P.s..
Don't worry~ we will rape him



<3


P.s.P.S

Sorry for the blood here and there..nosebleed...awesome pic..

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[Delilah A. Black]

Dear Megan,

As a precursor to this letter, I would like to take the time to tell you just how much...


YOU SUCK!

YOUSUCKYOUSUCKYOUSUCKYOUSUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Oh, lemme guess, you're wondering why you suck so much?! WELL LET ME ELABORATE!

What the hell is up with my personality?! I'm a spazzy, pessimestic, cold-hearted, BITCH! Why don't you exploit my FINER attributes, huh?! Like the fact that I'm....

......

SEE?! I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE ANY!

My name is even worse! My last name is 'Black'? Seriously?! BLACK?! Couldn't you come up with anything more original?! I mean, I know your last name is SMITH, but why the hell do I have to suffer for the popular, over used last name?! AND WHERE THE HELL DID 'ADELE' come from?! I sound like I'm an eighty year old amateur MAJHONG PLAYER!! I don't even know anyone in my family named 'ADELE'. You fuckin' weirdo, you just came up with it didn't you?! You thought the name was 'pretty', RIGHT?! And what's with Delilah?! "Delilah"...I SOUND LIKE A BIBLICAL WHORE!!

.......


I AM NOT A WHORE!!


Why am I such an EMO?! I've got red streaks in my BLACK hair, I have two tattoos, I wear ripped clothes and I'm all "RAWRRAWR, MAI SOEUL IS AZ DED AZ MAI HAR! LOLZ!" There is nothing more unoriginal than an angsty girl who's angry at everyone and anyone! "OH LOOK, A PUPPY. ....WHY ARE YOUSO HAPPY?! -punt-"[/i]

WHY AM I SO BUTCH!?! I'M A BLOODY MECHANIC! What am I, a NEANDERTHAL?! Huuurrr, she-woman like lift heavy 'tings! WHAT GUY WANTS A GIRL WHO'S AS MUSCULAR AS HE IS?! I want to [/i]ATTRACT[/I] MEN, IN CASE YOU FORGOT! And my clothes look like I bought them off a Hobo who got them from the Arabian trade-RAT who raids the DUMPSTER outside the Salvation ARMY! They're oil stained, burned, TORN TO SHREDS and are LITERALLY hanging by THREADS! Not to mention I've been wearing them for a YEAR! They're one protruding nail away from showing EVERYONE my boobs!!

GET OFF YER LAZY, NON WEIGHT GAINING ASS

AND MAKE ME NEW CLOTHES!

C'MON!

Just a few things to work on. A FEEEEEEEWWWWW. I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, but you CAN pick out some new CLOTHES and make me seem a LITTLE nicer!!!! You're not STUPID, you made ME after all <3

GET ON IT!

--Delilah

PS

STOP DRINKING SO MUCH DAMN COKE! Yes, Coke, NOT COLA!

Freaken diabetic...


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Dear Miss Black,

It finally happened. My birthday wish came true.

MIRACLES REALLY DO HAPPEN!

akshdglasdjgljasdlgjlsd (this is the result of a thing I call spasmodic fingers meet KEYBOARD) Delilah! You're one of my favourite characters! You're right up there with Reimei and Kokunaihi (feminized version of Shake, more or less)! You're so vibrant and full of AWESOME! You're the first of my characters who's ballsy enough to contact me! KUDOOOOOS! It's always the authors dream when they meet the embodiment of their brain-children! ....well, most run away screaming, and they should, but I DIGRESS!

I'll get right on all of that! Like, right now! You're so AWESOME! ;_______; i wish I could be like yoooou. So unafraid and confident! You rox mah sox! I wish I could fix cars D: jerk.


One makeover-makeoveeeerr coming up! Thank you for contacting me!


I. FUCKIN'. LOVE YOU.

<3

--Gemmy~!

[seishounohana]

Dear Marianne,

Just for the sake of getting out of your head I am pleased to say that I have to be the one to revive this darned thread. The mailman sucks and David's servants just won't let me be alone for a bit ><;; Now, you needa set things straight.

First: ARE YOU IN FUCKING KAHOOTS WITH COREY TO GET ME AND DAVID INTO WHATSOEVER NUMBER OF AWKWARD INSTANCES?! Don't tell me you're gonna have me end up with him >___<;; I'm... still in love with THAT guy you're playing with me! Damn you!

Second: ... I'm in your head. I know what you're up to... and Goddammit it isn't funny! You're so amused over giving your characters a life of misery!? WTFH? When I find you I'm going to burn your fucking hair to a crisp and freeze your innards. =__=

Third: ... I... er... am sorry for your family issues? But there's nothing I can do about that. YOU CAN START POSTING MORE AS ME THOUGH D< Damn you, I'm frozen in time at that fight and they're all waiting for you!

Fourth : ... No one loves me T_______T;;

That's it so far. I'll write more when you stop being so lazy.

Much love,
Emily.

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Dear Emily,

I'm broke. Gimme some of your money.

Thank you.

Love,
Marianne.

[olesya]

Dear Ally,

Whoa. Hold the presses, you're giving me actual plot?! Don't hold your breath because every time I make a friend they either go CRAZY and want to kill me, go MISSING, or...ugh. Why can't I have friends?! It was nice to have a girl friend for once, IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO MAKE EMILY GO CRAZY/AWAY, I'LL GO PMS ALL OVER YOU. >__<

Yeah, don't think I won't.

And I see that new sig you're making...why are you getting rid of my pink hair? I like it!~ You suck.

And post more often. Fuck finals.


Love always,
Olesya


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Les,

Hey it's not my fault! If I had a choice I'd....bind them all to their computers?

That's not very nice, people have lives too. Including me.

Take my finals for me then, bitch.


Love,
Ally

[Patrick O'Connor]

Dear Quack,

There are two words that I've wanted to say for ye for quite awhile now;

SCREW YOU

I mean really ye suck. I started out freshman year down and out anyways. I was penniless, surviving cold winters barely scratching up a living through pickpocketing. As if that was wasn't enough for ye my first memmory is of me parents getting stabbed to death and the gang leaving me with me scar on my face, yeah ye know the one, my "original" signature scar, the one that ran down the right side of me face, cuttin me eye in two. Oh yeah then ye made it better by makin me run with a gang of orphans, real cool man, until ye killed em all in front of me own eyes when I was eight. Well I guess that I should remember that ye gave me a mentor and a father figure in Caleb, until ye killed him four years later.

Then ye make me go to the most violent school in New York, stickin' me in the middle of a war between two school factions. At least I had me ideals. I was a good guy, never giving up, never giving in, I swore never to kill anyone. Well ye got me into a buttload a fights. After gettin the crap kicked out of me by that Jester nut I worked on makin meself stronger and tryin to stay out of the war. Well ye didn't quite let that happen now did ye? But somehow ye let me survive only to angle me against Vaughn Clarke, the Headmaster. Ye decided that I ought to be the self sacrificing hero, giving up his name to go deep undercover to get him fired and the whole system of corpral punishment uprooted.

Well that monstrousity told me to take out three targets, two of em I went in with. All fine and dandy as we knew it would happen. What you failed to neglect that at me fight, with Jack Z and me betrayal of the Defenders, me side in the war, is that Stein would show up to try and "unite" the sides against Clarke. Well ye kinda dropped the ball there. I got a shattered left hand, dislocated left shoulder, broken ribs and a severe concussion, didn't even hit the guy once. Things got better as I soon made a rival with Jack Connor, the self proclaimed wolf of 552. That bum was nothing more then a fight happy thug. I hate ye for introducin us. Really below the belt on that one, gettin me with the concussion.

So anyway over the next year or so ye let that escalate until the bastard stabs a girl because I wouldn't fight him. Great job, really I mean it. So ye started me down that path that screwed me over. Ye made me start to think that there were those who should die for the better good. Yeah, I stabbed a few rapists but nothing major. OH and then ye did this. Hah, ye gave me my new and true signature scar, ye know? that reason they call me the angel of death? Ye stuck me in that park with Lexi. She shot me ye bastard! Then she made me strip naked and carved those wings into me back along with the "l" thats on me arse. Ye left me to die man! That''s not the worst though. What ye did next was unforgivable.

Ye brought Zea Heart into me life. She saved me life ye know, OF COURSE YE DO!!! I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER YE BASTARD! We were making it fer once in our lives. Us, the two orphans were finally having a steady life fer once. We had a buisness. A cute little bookshop. Cute? Ew that was something she would have said, SCREW YOU YE BLOODY BASTARD. Yeah, those times were amazing.

Ye couldn't leave me alone could ye? Ye made my need to help the world come out in those bloody wings. Ye made me "the angel of death". I was the terror of the underworld. I killed more mobsters then I can count. I had them on the ropes. And then ye made me fight that crony in school, Conrad. He tore me shirt off and saw the scars that had been spray painted red all across the city. He found us, Zea and me ye Bastard. Sure he spared us but that didn't stop him from letting the mob know who I was.

They took her to get to me! I fought me way on the pier. I fought all the way to the bloody end. But before I could kill that last one he pulled the trigger. Why didn't he fire at me ye bastard? Why did he shoot Zea, YE BLOODY PRICK?! Only then was I able to kill him and ye, oh yeah, he, shot me off the pier. Three days later ye didn't even give me a body ye bloody bastard. I was left again with nothing to hold onto. Ye pushed me one too many times.

Maybe I should be thankful that I made it out of that God forsaken place alive. But ye know what? I'm not. I saw the notes and the files. All the cops there were dirty. Vaughn Clarke had been bribing them and they were just small stuff compared to the other criminals. The cops in New York didn't care about the innocent people. They were filth that only cared about themselves. As I amde it across the country ye bloody well know I saw only the same thing, time and time again. Greed, Corruption, it's all the same really. Ye'd be decieving yerself if ye said that ye didn't do it yerself. No one cares about anyone else.

Ye've shown me only one thing in life pal. Enjoy what ye can and destroy any one who gets in yer way. Ye took everything away but me life. Left me broken with only that fragment of knowledge. Yeah I bloody well know I'm a broken man.

Now go choke.

Patrick O'Connor

[seishounohana]

Dear Marianne,


You know, I was doing just fine. Just absolutely fine when you decided that I needed some more spunk and decided to put me on another roller coaster ride and voila - I'm all screwed up!

You're so confident in your plot twisting skills, but look where it got me! Now I'm risking Jon hating me with the thing you've been planning for him, you bitch.

D<

I want to go back to the old me; and you better do it pronto. I know where you live, and I swear if Jonathan starts hating me I will personally hunt you down and burn you to death. God damn you.


----Em

[Drea]

Anna,

I am unsure of what I should say to you. You are my creator, but there has yet to be a plot relevant to me. I was made to be a supporter for the other characters, but surely I'll also have some sort of purpose for myself?

I am weak. Is that your purpose for me, perhaps? My struggle to become strong as I do my best to help those around me? My struggles in dealing with myself as I fight on?

... Must I suffer my parents? I do not wish to fail them again... Are you going to destroy me, perhaps? I won't turn evil or anything, will I? I don't want to become twisted. I've seen several other characters become tormented souls, and I have no wish to follow them, so I must admit my nervousness. I... do not want to disappear.


-Drea

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Drea,

You're a worrier. That's a given. Your purpose is to grow and to become yourself - and find what it is you intend to do. You were developed to support the others, yes, but I intend for you to find who you are. You'll become more confidant and all of that which you can become.

And... as for how you end up and what else happens? Drea, that's up to what sort of reactions you have to the events around you. Good luck!

-Anna

[Kevala Badoer]

Sarah,

WHAT THE FUCK BITCH!!!

I do not know what the hell you are up to, but one minute I am chilling in my home with my mate Scith and the next I am completely redone appearance wise and thrown into a freaking Highschool? Come on!

Do I seem like the type to handle going to school well? I mean you should know. YOU MADE ME!!!

Now to top it off, my lover left me alone with two kids, I have been burned, beaten, talked down to, used, laughed at and now I have a couple whiny bitches living in my head with me.

GAH!!! I swear you and your flare for the dramatic is going to get me killed one day. I want MY SCITH! Now! He will make you stop and behave!

You shall suffer intense miagraines until you produce him for me! I demand it!

I am the original psycho kitty and you would do best to remember that.

Kevala

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Kev,

Ouch!!! Now my head is killing me! I will get Scith for you later on okay. But right now, you have to back off. Admit it! You love the drama you big baby.

I swear I could kick his ass for spoiling you so much! Now all you do is complain whenever we talk.

As for why I did what I did? Well you kept killing everyone you came into contact when Scith left you. What was I supposed to do? Let you rot?

No, I love you , despite what you think of me, and I brought you here because I hoped you would have fun.

And based on the number of people you have met I would say you are. So shut the hell up and enjoy!

Sarah

[Autumn]

I love this soo much, and so do my girls, and oh look! I found letters from both Silk and Autumn. ^_^ -opens and reads-

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Dear Autumn,

I can't express how much of a JERK you are. I mean, you gave me a shitty childhood, you named ME after YOU. Do you realize... now people can make the same lame jokes you have heard, to me?! You had me raped, gave me 2 kids.... all before I was even fully a teenager. I was like what 14 when I got pregnant? What the heck goes on inside that twisted mind of yours?! No you know what... I already freakin don't care! Oh! to top it all off, you freaking forget about me! Leave me in damn limbo for a few years! WHY!?

Oh and what is this garbage that I am terrified of men?! I am terrified of no one! NO ONE! Now... this shit being said... I'd like... a better car... preferably something like Silk's. I heard her drive up LATE AGAIN LAST NIGHT! How come she doesn't have to be home by a certain time?! How come she gets to make more friends then I do!? DO YOU LOVE HER MORE THEN ME?! I KNEW IT!!!

No... you know what... I hate you....HATE YOU! HAAAAAAATEEEEEE YEEEEEEWWWWWW!!! The fact you created me is a minor set back, but I shall find a new writer! Or.... I shall go on strike.... YES! I WILL STRIKE!!! WRITE WITH ME NOW YOU IDIOT!!!

-Sincerely.... Autumn (I hate you) Thompson.
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Dear Autumn,

I'm quite annoyed with you. Shall we start with what you did that fucked me up? Or shall I just ramble on the way you like to?

For starters, I want you to know... that I don't like you. You get lazy, you get easily distracted and you keep losing pants. Why you keep losing them I do not know... but please... find some.... and put them on.

Second... Autumn whines too much.... where is Arwen? I liked her. She was quiet, well behaved, sweet... Autumn is a jerk. She throws baby vomit and dirty diapers at me.

Third... okay well I don't really have much more to yell at you for other then fucking up my life.

Oh... the Kazuya thing... Nice... Have you seen his ass? What about those pecks.... yum... and that smirk.... you know... I am really really really... I'm just going to go that way.... and lock my self in the closet to Google my self.

LOVE YA BITCH! -Silk
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Dear Retards,

As your creator... I reserve the right to screw you guys up as much as I am. I do not, nor will I answer for any of the things I have done to you.

NOR WILL I FIND PANTS SILK!!!

Please be glad I didn't give you psoriasis and make you both awkward geek girls like my self. Enjoy your lives, your banging bodies and do as I say. Going on Strike wont get your way. Calling me names, wont get your way. In my opinion you are both angst riddled teenagers and deserve nothing but the occasional smile moment. HOWEVER, I have come into some fun ideas lately, so I hope you enjoy... I know I will.

Trust me... I'm your creator and I love you...-Autumn the kitty. ^w^

[Mischa Badoer]

Dear Robbie,

Suck my dick.

Kaythanxbai

Mischa Badoer

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Mischa

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Robbie.