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Post by Jack on Jan 5, 2012 2:24:17 GMT -8
@ Autumn thank you for inspiring me
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Dearest Creator,
Over the years your blatant disregard for my well being has resulted in uncountable and unfathomable injuries sustained to my person and others. Not once did you stop and think of the consequences of having me drink strangers blood or violently beating poor mooks senseless. You did not consider that maybe in this make believe world things such as STD's and STI's are possible.
While you're mature themes may have been somewhat well written, even entertaining at worst, you did not consider the children who had access to your material. Think of Orion and Issac what sort example are you showing them. Is safe sex okay? I don't think so, you're good Roman Catholic who has made mistakes in his life *coughChristinacough* but enough of that back to me and what is important, you screwed up big, like seriously dude? Kirsty?
Sometimes you make me feel like I'm lesser of a virtual fantasy character/ your online homo erotic alter ego. And I know the last few years have been hard for you having to deal challenges such as overcoming your clinical auto-erotic asphyxiation. I understand I too have gone through my own challenges, which car to drive, which girl to have a meaningless unprotected one night stands with, how many to have sex with at once having to explain to Kevala she's contracted AIDS but unsure how to about it.
The point I'm trying to make is your disrespect to your guests within your house reflects on your character's disrespect to select groups. Although you mite not feel that you are indeed showing disrespect some may miss-read your intent. As your online fantasy and make believe perfect love child is stresses me that you continuously have me perform strong sexual violent acts in no particular order. Although If I would have to say, rearing Gabriel while performing a German suplex, your erotic Vampiric imitations with Kevala and ripping a man's head off before indulging yourself in an alcoholic beverage while suing his skull as a cup. Your most heinous crime as of yet is failing to answer the call and have me man up to explain to Kevala what indeed had happened that lone cold winters night with Mischa and Jack.
Ultimately you have degraded both me as a make believe fantasy character and yourself as a young, intelligent, athletic and by all means wealthy individual, not wealthy in the sense of monetary terms as you do not work and mooch off your lawyer parents but spirituality as you found God and well...Drugs. So it is a shame that you have allowed your real life to impact on your fantasy life and to save us all the trouble please oh please, just stamp me out.
Regards, YOUR IMAGINARY CHARACTER ON A IMAGINARY BOARD IN AN IMAGINARY POST-APOCALYPTIC WORLD,
Jack O'Connor
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Post by Patrick O'Connor on Jan 5, 2012 11:19:30 GMT -8
you should understand jack, the world's not over, just under new management  |
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Post by Kevala Badoer on Jan 5, 2012 13:32:09 GMT -8
*blinks*
I should do this with Kevala. Not sure I wanna know how that would turn out though.
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Mischa Badoer
Adept
[M:-147]
Like a bullet; meant to be shot. You're a target, dead on the spot.
Posts: 156
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Post by Mischa Badoer on Jan 5, 2012 13:47:05 GMT -8
Lol!
Go back a page and read what happens, Sarah... Save you the time.
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Post by Kevala Badoer on Jan 5, 2012 14:30:44 GMT -8
I did!
I am still scared!
I should have said I need to do an updated version of this....
XDD
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Post by Kazuya Hikari on Jan 5, 2012 17:55:02 GMT -8
Dear Lloyd,
I don't know what to think of you.
First off, I know you transferred once in high school, but me? You make me transfer not once, not twice, but FOUR TIMES! Granted, those boards did die, but I really wish you transferred me just to 259 and be done with it, but nope, no dice.
Secondly, you killed me on Point Hope High, only to bring me back on Public High School #42. I don't know whether to think you love me that much that you want to play me again, or you just like messing with my head. And then, you go and have me develop a crush on Sephora, and then when I came back from the dead, a crush on Emi, and then when that didn't work out, I fell for Emily, who still had feelings for "Unfettered"! I know I didn't care, and I know she loved me back, but honestly...
Third... I got nothing else. But it is nice that Gabriel and I are friends again... sort of.
Oh, now I remember. The Silk thing? ... I know I graduated a year ago and am now working in my father's company, and the world was blown to kingdom come, but... yeah I got nothing.
- Kazuya
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Dear Lloyd,
I know you didn't have much muse for me when you made me, and you still don't now, but I swear, if you collaborate with Sarah and I end up in a siblingcest relationship with my little sister Astrid, I am going to kill you.
... That is not even funny, it's just weird.
- Ike
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Dear Lloyd,
I was inactive then, I am inactive now, how long am I going to be inactive for!?
- Riley
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Dear Kazuya,
Love you too Kazu! I regretted killing you though, and I missed playing you, so back from the dead. Not my fault though, if I had transferred you to 259 and just be done with it, I don't know what would've happened, but I'm pretty sure you would not have ended up with Emily. Hell, I wouldn't know what would've happened in the future, period.
As for the Silk thing, she thinks your smirk is charming. Go with it!
- Lloyd
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Dear Ike,
I never plan anything, so don't blame me if it happens.
- Lloyd
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Dear Riley,
You were inactive then, you are inactive now, and you will be inactive until further notice. (Okay, I don't plan on bringing you back.)
- Lloyd
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Post by Jack on Jan 5, 2012 18:15:11 GMT -8
Yo lloyd that's just cruel bro.
Dear Riley,
If you ever need a home you have one in me.
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Silk Sanada
Adept
I'm the one and only Knightess bitch!
Posts: 236
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Post by Silk Sanada on Jan 5, 2012 18:25:15 GMT -8
Dear Lloyd,
Hi there! So look... I know you and Autumn plot to make poor Kazuya endure me. It is sweet. I mean.... I got to straddle him for Christmas. That.... that night I had some REALLY good dreams....
Really.... good... dreams...
Really... wait.... where was I going with this? Oh right! Okay, so ... he's hot as hell, I love it. Next time you and her plot though.... could you let Kaz and I have a little more alone time? I also found that video you two made... If you two are going to video tape me and Kaz, at least get the shot from the front. It isn't enjoyable just watching his stone face, and me.... look you know what... just get the shot from the front next time.
Love this so much!
Silk
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Post by Kazuya Hikari on Jan 5, 2012 22:36:51 GMT -8
Dear Silk, I'm glad you had... really good dreams? If anyone can endure you, it's Kazuya. You may get more charming smirks from him  If you want more alone time with him, you'll have to demolish his and Trey's apartment suites, because then he'll be homeless... and have no place to live. >.> See what I'm getting at? And gimme a break, it was my first time video taping anything! I'll remember for next time though... whenever that is. - Lloyd |
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Post by Jack on Jan 6, 2012 4:32:29 GMT -8
Paging Doctor faggot,
That is all.
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Silk Sanada
Adept
I'm the one and only Knightess bitch!
Posts: 236
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Post by Silk Sanada on Jan 6, 2012 5:59:05 GMT -8
Dear Jack,
The joke is only funny when you are paging other people. Not your self. Just thought I'd let you know.
-Silk
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Dear Jack,
Usually when doctors give them selves a rectum exam, they use their finger, not their heads. I just thought this would help you become a better doctor.
-Autumn Thompson.
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Post by Kevala Badoer on Jan 6, 2012 6:33:57 GMT -8
( Because I have to specify on this! )
From Sarah to the character Jack
Dear Jack,
I sit here and I try to figure out what the hell it is that Kevala sees in you. Probably the reason I have a headache, now that I think about it. But the truth is, I have no clue. Doesn't mean its a bad thing though, means that I am just not as fucked up as she is to see the shining part of your character that she seems to find in you.
But, I can't say much. She loves you, and even though I know she has a bad habit of throwing that word around a lot, she has always meant it whenever she says it. With you, I feel that she honestly wants to be with you, and based on her letter to me that I have refused to post up, I am thinking that perhaps for once I might just let her have what she wants instead of insisting upon messing it up.
But I have one thing to ask of you if you want to be with her, long term wise, man the fuck up and tell her about you and Mischa. You are not that stupid, despite how much you or your player may try to play you off as. By this point you have figured out that it is the same Mischa she talks about and yet you refuse to step up and say anything.
Sure, it was before you got together, but it doesnt take a rocket scientist to see that it would be important to her either way. The longer you wait, the worse it will be. That's just how Kev logic goes.
But ultimately, thanks. Thanks for making her happy, and for putting up with her even when she is at her worst. Which I know can be pretty bad. Also, thanks for accepting her even with the knowledge of how she feels about a certain somebody. I think she has been needing this.
Sarah
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Kevala to the Role-Player Jack
Dear Creator of My Lover--
Hey! Dumbass! What the fuck are you doing? Don't think I wasn't paying attention when you plotted out the whole Mischa situation or when you did the whole training thing with Gabriel. I saw what you were doing, and honestly, if I could, I would kick your fucking ass.
First off, I like to think that Jack loves me...the good Jack, not .....you...Yet you are going to risk our relationship for the sake of him getting a piece of ass? But no, not just any ass MISCHA ASS!? FUCK YOU!
Secondly...Gabriel? Really? You put him up against Gabriel? Why? I have looked and looked and looked and tried to find the logic in this and yet nothing seems to make any sense. You say Jack is stupid...My question to you is which one? The character or the role-player? Cause from where I sit, you are the stupid one.
Don't you know he could like literally rip an arm off of Jack or something? I mean come on! Just maim my boyfriend why dont you?! Gah! I swear, sometimes I think you players are the truly fucked up ones.
"Oh look, he is more powerful than my character, but for the sake of creating a plot I am just gonna go ahead and toss my guy in and hope for the best! Woo!"
Sarah does it all the time! Its so annoying!
Seriously. Leave. My. Boyfriend. Alone.
I would like him to stay in one piece...cause yeah..he is so fucking yummy!
---Kev
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Silk-
I really hope you are talking to the player and not the character. Otherwise, I may have to get a bit defensive. Just saying!
----Kev
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Kev,
OMG be nice! Or at least pretend to be nice. I swear, you can be such a bitch sometimes. I know that I am mostly to blame for that, but seriously, you have got to stop. At least....tone it down....a smidgen?
You know I love you, but how you manage to keep friends with a mouth like yours I will never understand.
Alwayz--
Sarah
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Sarah,
I would suggest you back off and let me say my piece or else.....
You know what I know....That is all I need to say.
---Kev
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Post by Patrick O'Connor on Jan 6, 2012 7:35:58 GMT -8
You say Jack is stupid...My question to you is which one? The character or the role-player? I've been asking this for years! |
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Post by Jack on Jan 6, 2012 7:51:35 GMT -8
*Fictional Jack walk up to an imaginary podium in front of tens of millions of imaginary people including thousands of reporters and film crews* "Ahem. Dear Skanks and hoes of this imaginary world, *Glares at Autumn, Silk, Alexandra and every other female character except Astrid, Mischa and Kevala okay maybe Mischa just a bit.* For too long have you plagued us with your vile and unholy acts against God and our imaginary society. I can not speak for all but I speak for many when say this: We will unite and I as the *Fury Paladin* (an imaginary position dreamed up by a bored 20 year old in an attempt to well kill time between pwning scrubs on the PStripple or LOL) shall stamp you out in my endeavor to rid this place of you and your unspeakable sins against our oh great lord and leader, God. Although you mite think you can weasel your foul and lascivious way out of this, ultimately any act of defiance will result in your immediate termination from this imaginary world without fair trial. For I am a servant of God and I reserve the right to administrate your imaginary life any way I chose to do so because I unlike you I kiss God's holy ass. So for now, I can only say one thing more. Please Show me your genitals. ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________More to come. |
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Post by Kevala Badoer on Jan 6, 2012 7:54:57 GMT -8
From Kevala to Jack the Character
Dear Jack--
Hey baby....Wanna grab something to eat and spend the next two days in bed? So sexy when you get all preachy...
Love Alwayz & Forever --
Kevala
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